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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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East Coast Hustle

#1095
October 30, 2004, 07:39:38 PM
use finger puppets
for epic self-loving session
to simulate orgy

8)

next: tourette's syndrome is funny, dammit!

oh, and it was Burt Reynolds, not Sean Connery....
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

EraPassing

#1096
October 30, 2004, 09:03:40 PM
From out of nowhere -
"OW!  God-damned son of a bitch!"
Now THAT'S funny.


Next up: drinking straws
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

The Good Reverend Roger

#1097
October 30, 2004, 10:19:39 PM
They are long and stiff,
If you put your mouth on one,
you may have teh ghey.

Next topic,

How quantum physics abolished the notion of ether (not the drug, the substance that was thought to make up "space."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Z³

#1098
October 30, 2004, 10:26:53 PM
Space is a vacuum.
Queen Victioria can suck it!
Indubitably!

Next Topic: Roman Polanskis wife was murdered, and then he fled the country over a statutory rape charge.

LMNO

#1099
October 30, 2004, 10:31:25 PM
We are the Mansons.
you like fucking little girls.
go make a movie.


what about: Bands you used to listen to in high school.

Z³

#1100
October 30, 2004, 10:35:27 PM
I wore a Tool shirt,
Six others were wearing it
I fucking hate Tool.

Next topic: The first three books of the Dune Trilogy.

Lazy

#1101
October 30, 2004, 11:30:44 PM
The wind and the sand,
the people of the desert,
eyes blue like the sky.

next topic, the douglas adams trilogy.
"My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma"
Pope Jake the Lazy

East Coast Hustle

#1102
October 30, 2004, 11:34:45 PM
Quote from: LazyElection coming
To the victor goes the spoils
Al Gore is homeless

apparently, you're too lazy to learn how to read...the way this works is: you write a haiku based on the topic the last person puts out there for you...then you put out a topic for the person after you....

8)
D. Adams Trilogy
better than Vogon poetry
but two books too long

on deck: the funny mushrooms
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Lazy

#1103
October 30, 2004, 11:37:40 PM
sorry, realized that after i posted it, now i've just gone and screwed everything up...
"My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma"
Pope Jake the Lazy

The Good Reverend Roger

#1104
October 30, 2004, 11:46:39 PM
Quote from: Lazysorry, realized that after i posted it, now i've just gone and screwed everything up...

If you were sorry, you wouldn't have done it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#1105
October 30, 2004, 11:47:35 PM
that's OK...now I've gone and fixed it which is even worse...

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

EraPassing

#1106
October 30, 2004, 11:52:32 PM
Lights, streaming colors;
A glimpse of the Universe
Thanks to some dried caps.

Next: bagels and cream cheese
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

agent compassion

#1107
October 31, 2004, 04:01:25 AM
I want some bagels
With creamy cheesy creamy
Cheesy cream cheese.

Next: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's -

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Horab Fibslager

#1108
October 31, 2004, 12:06:45 PM
superman's dead.
oh wait no he's not
staying dead has more impact, just ask chris reeves.

nt: heavily armed scientist vs space marine with a pistol.
Hell is other people.

sakredchao

#1109
October 31, 2004, 01:14:34 PM
marine got the plague
scientist dead in one shot
everybody dies

next: zephyr
consistancy is the blah blah-blin of blah blah blah
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