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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Lazy

#1110
October 31, 2004, 09:57:51 PM
God of the west wind
blows cool on this wary man
oh crap, a sandstorm.

Next topic:  Hitlers first pet.
"My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma"
Pope Jake the Lazy

East Coast Hustle

#1111
November 01, 2004, 03:40:50 PM
I had a puppy
but I sent him to auschwitz
had wrong color fur

8)

next up: drive-by shooting at the nursing home
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Felix

#1112
November 01, 2004, 04:37:04 PM
Edmund regretted
missing Larissa's wedding
after the shooting.

nexsht toppick: judgement day in Vegas

agent compassion

#1113
November 01, 2004, 11:02:43 PM
On the fifth day
Sky over Vegas opened
And it rained Britneys.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

agent compassion

#1114
November 01, 2004, 11:02:58 PM
On the fifth day
Sky over Vegas opened
And it rained Britneys.

Next topic: Toothpicks in your nether regions

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

East Coast Hustle

#1115
November 02, 2004, 12:06:13 AM
toothpicks also used
for removing dingleberries;
let's hope teeth cleaned first


8)

next: Pat Robertson for President!
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#1116
November 02, 2004, 01:22:19 AM
Theocracy RAH!
I will Nuke Foggy Bottom,
That will teach you libs.

Next:  Revolution in Fat City.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#1117
November 02, 2004, 02:15:11 AM
Roger, Roger, Roger
Whatever have you done now?
well, my bags are packed...

8)

next: Rasputin goes for a swim
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Brother Grimm

#1118
November 07, 2004, 12:18:37 AM
By my sable beard,
Russian water's far too cold!
Let's ice-skate instead.

Next topic: Dentistry under the influence of alcohol.
"I was tortured by the Japanese, if you must know, not a pretty story... I don't think they wanted me to talk, really; I don't think they wanted me to say anything. It was just their way of having a bit of fun, the swines. Strange thing is they make such bloody good cameras."

East Coast Hustle

#1119
November 07, 2004, 12:37:34 AM
pulling teesh ish eashy
when you're shmashed on tuh-kee-la
now hold shtill, pleash...

8)

nesht tokip: dude, where's my czar?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Bob the Mediocre

#1120
November 07, 2004, 12:46:23 AM
Gin doesn't mix well
With laughing gas, so you should
Avoid inhaling the fumes

Up next, the most boring book written
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Bob the Mediocre

#1121
November 07, 2004, 12:47:02 AM
Damn, took too long. Just ignore me
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

fluffy

#1122
November 07, 2004, 02:07:03 AM

ignoring bobby
is easy for me to do
just put on some shades

next: how the west was won

B23.77

#1123
November 07, 2004, 02:07:25 AM
Blasphemy I speak
Of Principal Discord
Her book is t.p.!

B23.77

#1124
November 07, 2004, 02:09:49 AM
The West was won by
The White Man with the Big Stick
Keep walking injuns.

Next:  Peewee Herman's next new gig.
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