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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 08, 2013, 09:32:33 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#480
March 27, 2013, 06:10:24 PM
I mean, all the cool cyberpunk books had guys operating out of old military bunkers, but they didn't use it to spam.

This future, once again, disappoints me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#481
March 27, 2013, 06:25:41 PM
:crankey: what the hell is up with Cambridge Press right now?
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#482
March 27, 2013, 06:26:16 PM
Quote from: Juana Go? on March 27, 2013, 06:25:41 PM
:crankey: what the hell is up with Cambridge Press right now?

Probably the same thing, if it's online.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#483
March 27, 2013, 06:27:45 PM
If *I* had a cyberbunker, I wouldn't degrade the coolness of the situation with spam.  I'd try to TAKE OVER THE WORLD.  Then I'd laugh maniacally until the hero showed up and killed me in some ironic way, probably involving either A) a volcano, or B) my own super-weapon.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#484
March 27, 2013, 06:29:01 PM
There's still time, Roger.

I think you deserve a cyber bunker. Just go dig one out in the desert. Near the heart if Tucson.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#485
March 27, 2013, 06:29:53 PM
Quote from: Alty on March 27, 2013, 06:29:01 PM
There's still time, Roger.

I think you deserve a cyber bunker. Just go dig one out in the desert. Near the heart if Tucson.

Well, there's the old Nike silo out on Avra Valley Road.

But I'm not digging the 200 foot ladder thing.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#486
March 27, 2013, 06:32:10 PM
My internet is still ok.

Apparently they don't give a fuck about Texas.

Then again, who would?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Salty

#487
March 27, 2013, 06:32:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 27, 2013, 06:29:53 PM
Quote from: Alty on March 27, 2013, 06:29:01 PM
There's still time, Roger.

I think you deserve a cyber bunker. Just go dig one out in the desert. Near the heart if Tucson.

Well, there's the old Nike silo out on Avra Valley Road.

But I'm not digging the 200 foot ladder thing.

Fireman's pole?

BATPOLE.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#488
March 27, 2013, 06:33:30 PM
Quote from: Alty on March 27, 2013, 06:32:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 27, 2013, 06:29:53 PM
Quote from: Alty on March 27, 2013, 06:29:01 PM
There's still time, Roger.

I think you deserve a cyber bunker. Just go dig one out in the desert. Near the heart if Tucson.

Well, there's the old Nike silo out on Avra Valley Road.

But I'm not digging the 200 foot ladder thing.

Fireman's pole?

BATPOLE.

Going up?

This is about to get really weird, isn't it?  Something about nuclear apocalypse pole dancing and excessive back hair.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#489
March 27, 2013, 06:39:54 PM
I've just been surfing on the deep web.

I'd forgotten how boring and painfully slow Tor was. LoL lEtS aLl gO To sIlKrOaD aN bUy dRuGs n sTuFf.  I can do that just around the corner.

Salty

#490
March 27, 2013, 06:53:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 27, 2013, 06:33:30 PM
Quote from: Alty on March 27, 2013, 06:32:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 27, 2013, 06:29:53 PM
Quote from: Alty on March 27, 2013, 06:29:01 PM
There's still time, Roger.

I think you deserve a cyber bunker. Just go dig one out in the desert. Near the heart if Tucson.

Well, there's the old Nike silo out on Avra Valley Road.

But I'm not digging the 200 foot ladder thing.

Fireman's pole?

BATPOLE.

Going up?

This is about to get really weird, isn't it?  Something about nuclear apocalypse pole dancing and excessive back hair.

Yes and no. All I'll say is: let the hair do the work.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Junkenstein

#491
March 27, 2013, 06:59:04 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 27, 2013, 06:39:54 PM
I've just been surfing on the deep web.

I'd forgotten how boring and painfully slow Tor was. LoL lEtS aLl gO To sIlKrOaD aN bUy dRuGs n sTuFf.  I can do that just around the corner.

I've had a gibbering tool talking about ordering stuff from there for a day. Apparently bitcoins are totally legit and everything. Nothing can go wrong.


Needless to say, I encouraged his endeavour and reminded him it would be safer to order once, but order big. For value.

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#492
March 27, 2013, 07:06:10 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 27, 2013, 06:59:04 PM
I've had a gibbering tool talking about ordering stuff from there for a day. Apparently bitcoins are totally legit and everything. Nothing can go wrong.

YARGANARG!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#493
March 27, 2013, 07:08:44 PM
Welcome to my retarded world.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#494
March 27, 2013, 07:11:43 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 27, 2013, 07:08:44 PM
Welcome to my retarded world.

Oh, YOUR retarded world?  I CAN REMEMBER A TIME IN WHICH "RETARDED" WAS MOSTLY THE EXCEPTION.  Oh, it wasn't perfect, and lots of shit HAS improved, but let me tell you, EVERYONE HAS BEEN A FUCKING IDIOT SINCE REAGAN AND THATCHER WERE ALLOWED TO SPEAK IN PUBLIC.

Before then, people were bastards, but you didn't hear this sort of inanity going around.  It all springs from the weird attitude towards government that those to yahoos preached.  All the GOOD stuff a government could do is BAD, and all the INSANE SHIT is GOOD.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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