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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by Pope Pixie Pickle, September 17, 2013, 06:11:08 PM

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Salty

#525
October 02, 2013, 02:22:48 AM
Finally got my business name on the door and that thing, like a mini church sign. Room 203 :fnord:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Nephew Twiddleton

#526
October 02, 2013, 02:24:29 AM
Quote from: Alty on October 02, 2013, 02:22:48 AM
Finally got my business name on the door and that thing, like a mini church sign. Room 203 :fnord:

Yay!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

#527
October 02, 2013, 02:33:25 AM
Quote from: Alty on October 02, 2013, 02:22:48 AM
Finally got my business name on the door and that thing, like a mini church sign. Room 203 :fnord:

Congrats!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Salty

#528
October 02, 2013, 02:40:44 AM
GET IT? 203?!?!1

DIDN'T EVEN PLAN IT.

I also didn't plan my brochure's layout to read:

It's easy to get high <br>
quality massage<br>
with blah blah blah

But thats the way it reads anyway.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#529
October 02, 2013, 02:42:47 AM
CUZ IT'S THE Lo5s?!?!?1
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#530
October 02, 2013, 02:45:44 AM
Did you intend to make your business name a dig at anti-immigration policies as well as a therapeutic sounding name??

Salty

#531
October 02, 2013, 02:51:06 AM
Quote from: Pixie on October 02, 2013, 02:45:44 AM
Did you intend to make your business name a dig at anti-immigration policies as well as a therapeutic sounding name??

No, it just seemed better than:
Manssage, P-Touch, or Aye, There's The Rub.

Plus, I like freedom. Also, it does pertains directly to the type of massage I offer.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#532
October 02, 2013, 05:43:46 AM
Guys?

Today I discovered a band called FARTBARF.

And they are pretty good.

Nephew Twiddleton

#533
October 02, 2013, 05:44:14 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 02, 2013, 05:43:46 AM
Guys?

Today I discovered a band called FARTBARF.

And they are pretty good.

:lulz:

Did they scare off the furries?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Sir Squid Diddimus

#534
October 02, 2013, 05:54:17 AM
Quote from: Twigel on October 02, 2013, 05:44:14 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 02, 2013, 05:43:46 AM
Guys?

Today I discovered a band called FARTBARF.

And they are pretty good.

:lulz:

Did they scare off the furries?

No, thankfully I don't have to work too many Tuesday nights though.

The Good Reverend Roger

#535
October 02, 2013, 04:52:53 PM
I was down with a sinus headache yesterday, which is why there was no LDW.  I plan to rectify that this morning.  I am capable of writing with a headache, but I stayed home with Jenn, and my brain doesn't function properly around her.  I get all dizzy & confused, and everything I meant to say turns into grunts and whistles, and I just sort of stand there like a stunned puppy.

So, sorry for the delay, I am away from the vixen this morning, will get some writing done.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kai

#536
October 02, 2013, 05:16:09 PM
9 years ago to the day I joined this forum. 2-Oct-2004.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

The Good Reverend Roger

#537
October 02, 2013, 05:16:26 PM
Quote from: Kai on October 02, 2013, 05:16:09 PM
9 years ago to the day I joined this forum. 2-Oct-2004.

Wow.  Time flies.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#538
October 02, 2013, 05:34:43 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on October 01, 2013, 09:43:45 PM
I feel like nobody over the age of about 13 should ever wear briefs. It's like the underwear equivalent of velcro sneakers.

Old men, dude. I'm telling you. Although even old men seem to be making a migration toward boxer briefs, which are definitely much better than plaid flannel shorts, to which I have an aversion. A number of 30-something and 40-something men with disposable income seem to be gravitating toward fancy handmade underpants. I approve.

My son has worn boxer briefs ever since he outgrew his Spiderman underpants. I just figure I'll get him off to a good start.

I just realized I have no idea what kind of underwear my accountant wears, I'll have to check next time.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#539
October 02, 2013, 05:35:36 PM
Quote from: Mean Mister Nigel on October 02, 2013, 05:34:43 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on October 01, 2013, 09:43:45 PM
I feel like nobody over the age of about 13 should ever wear briefs. It's like the underwear equivalent of velcro sneakers.

Old men, dude. I'm telling you. Although even old men seem to be making a migration toward boxer briefs, which are definitely much better than plaid flannel shorts, to which I have an aversion. A number of 30-something and 40-something men with disposable income seem to be gravitating toward fancy handmade underpants. I approve.

My son has worn boxer briefs ever since he outgrew his Spiderman underpants. I just figure I'll get him off to a good start.

I just realized I have no idea what kind of underwear my accountant wears, I'll have to check next time.

I wear briefs, on account of lifting steel around.  I like the boys right where they are.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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