The First Church of the Wrath of Baby Jesus and Open Bar™

[East Coast Hustle]

I feel like nobody over the age of about 13 should ever wear briefs. It's like the underwear equivalent of velcro sneakers.

Old men, dude. I'm telling you. Although even old men seem to be making a migration toward boxer briefs, which are definitely much better than plaid flannel shorts, to which I have an aversion. A number of 30-something and 40-something men with disposable income seem to be gravitating toward fancy handmade underpants. I approve.

My son has worn boxer briefs ever since he outgrew his Spiderman underpants. I just figure I'll get him off to a good start.

I just realized I have no idea what kind of underwear my accountant wears, I'll have to check next time.

I'm not sure why any old man in their right mind would want to wear underwear that smashed their balls all up into their abdomen.

(TMI) And I feel qualified to speak on this subject since I already have a pair that would make most 80 year olds jealous.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I feel like nobody over the age of about 13 should ever wear briefs. It's like the underwear equivalent of velcro sneakers.

Old men, dude. I'm telling you. Although even old men seem to be making a migration toward boxer briefs, which are definitely much better than plaid flannel shorts, to which I have an aversion. A number of 30-something and 40-something men with disposable income seem to be gravitating toward fancy handmade underpants. I approve.

My son has worn boxer briefs ever since he outgrew his Spiderman underpants. I just figure I'll get him off to a good start.

I just realized I have no idea what kind of underwear my accountant wears, I'll have to check next time.

I wear briefs, on account of lifting steel around.  I like the boys right where they are.

I don't mind briefs, but I prefer the colored ones. Especially if I ever have to do a dude's laundry.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I feel like nobody over the age of about 13 should ever wear briefs. It's like the underwear equivalent of velcro sneakers.

Old men, dude. I'm telling you. Although even old men seem to be making a migration toward boxer briefs, which are definitely much better than plaid flannel shorts, to which I have an aversion. A number of 30-something and 40-something men with disposable income seem to be gravitating toward fancy handmade underpants. I approve.

My son has worn boxer briefs ever since he outgrew his Spiderman underpants. I just figure I'll get him off to a good start.

I just realized I have no idea what kind of underwear my accountant wears, I'll have to check next time.

I'm not sure why any old man in their right mind would want to wear underwear that smashed their balls all up into their abdomen.

(TMI) And I feel qualified to speak on this subject since I already have a pair that would make most 80 year olds jealous.

I don't know, man, I'm just an observer.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I feel like nobody over the age of about 13 should ever wear briefs. It's like the underwear equivalent of velcro sneakers.

Old men, dude. I'm telling you. Although even old men seem to be making a migration toward boxer briefs, which are definitely much better than plaid flannel shorts, to which I have an aversion. A number of 30-something and 40-something men with disposable income seem to be gravitating toward fancy handmade underpants. I approve.

My son has worn boxer briefs ever since he outgrew his Spiderman underpants. I just figure I'll get him off to a good start.

I just realized I have no idea what kind of underwear my accountant wears, I'll have to check next time.

I'm not sure why any old man in their right mind would want to wear underwear that smashed their balls all up into their abdomen.

(TMI) And I feel qualified to speak on this subject since I already have a pair that would make most 80 year olds jealous.

I don't know, man, I'm just an observer.

an observer of butts?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I feel like nobody over the age of about 13 should ever wear briefs. It's like the underwear equivalent of velcro sneakers.

Old men, dude. I'm telling you. Although even old men seem to be making a migration toward boxer briefs, which are definitely much better than plaid flannel shorts, to which I have an aversion. A number of 30-something and 40-something men with disposable income seem to be gravitating toward fancy handmade underpants. I approve.

My son has worn boxer briefs ever since he outgrew his Spiderman underpants. I just figure I'll get him off to a good start.

I just realized I have no idea what kind of underwear my accountant wears, I'll have to check next time.

I wear briefs, on account of lifting steel around.  I like the boys right where they are.

I don't mind briefs, but I prefer the colored ones. Especially if I ever have to do a dude's laundry.

Given the right diet, ALL briefs are "colored".

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I feel like nobody over the age of about 13 should ever wear briefs. It's like the underwear equivalent of velcro sneakers.

Old men, dude. I'm telling you. Although even old men seem to be making a migration toward boxer briefs, which are definitely much better than plaid flannel shorts, to which I have an aversion. A number of 30-something and 40-something men with disposable income seem to be gravitating toward fancy handmade underpants. I approve.

My son has worn boxer briefs ever since he outgrew his Spiderman underpants. I just figure I'll get him off to a good start.

I just realized I have no idea what kind of underwear my accountant wears, I'll have to check next time.

I wear briefs, on account of lifting steel around.  I like the boys right where they are.

I don't mind briefs, but I prefer the colored ones. Especially if I ever have to do a dude's laundry.

Given the right diet, ALL briefs are "colored".

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I feel like nobody over the age of about 13 should ever wear briefs. It's like the underwear equivalent of velcro sneakers.

Old men, dude. I'm telling you. Although even old men seem to be making a migration toward boxer briefs, which are definitely much better than plaid flannel shorts, to which I have an aversion. A number of 30-something and 40-something men with disposable income seem to be gravitating toward fancy handmade underpants. I approve.

My son has worn boxer briefs ever since he outgrew his Spiderman underpants. I just figure I'll get him off to a good start.

I just realized I have no idea what kind of underwear my accountant wears, I'll have to check next time.

I'm not sure why any old man in their right mind would want to wear underwear that smashed their balls all up into their abdomen.

(TMI) And I feel qualified to speak on this subject since I already have a pair that would make most 80 year olds jealous.

I don't know, man, I'm just an observer.

an observer of butts?

Yes. Oh yes.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I feel like nobody over the age of about 13 should ever wear briefs. It's like the underwear equivalent of velcro sneakers.

Old men, dude. I'm telling you. Although even old men seem to be making a migration toward boxer briefs, which are definitely much better than plaid flannel shorts, to which I have an aversion. A number of 30-something and 40-something men with disposable income seem to be gravitating toward fancy handmade underpants. I approve.

My son has worn boxer briefs ever since he outgrew his Spiderman underpants. I just figure I'll get him off to a good start.

I just realized I have no idea what kind of underwear my accountant wears, I'll have to check next time.

I wear briefs, on account of lifting steel around.  I like the boys right where they are.

I don't mind briefs, but I prefer the colored ones. Especially if I ever have to do a dude's laundry.

Given the right diet, ALL briefs are "colored".

EXACTLY.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I feel like nobody over the age of about 13 should ever wear briefs. It's like the underwear equivalent of velcro sneakers.

Old men, dude. I'm telling you. Although even old men seem to be making a migration toward boxer briefs, which are definitely much better than plaid flannel shorts, to which I have an aversion. A number of 30-something and 40-something men with disposable income seem to be gravitating toward fancy handmade underpants. I approve.

My son has worn boxer briefs ever since he outgrew his Spiderman underpants. I just figure I'll get him off to a good start.

I just realized I have no idea what kind of underwear my accountant wears, I'll have to check next time.

I'm not sure why any old man in their right mind would want to wear underwear that smashed their balls all up into their abdomen.

(TMI) And I feel qualified to speak on this subject since I already have a pair that would make most 80 year olds jealous.

I don't know, man, I'm just an observer.

an observer of butts?

Yes. Oh yes.

So's Jenn.

I feel like an object.   

But, you know, I'm okay with that.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Happy anniversary, Kai!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Thanks, Cain, for responding to one of my threads.

I don't feel like I'm bombing quite so badly, now.

[Cain]

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[The Good Reverend Roger]

Unfortunately, my time is so limited at the moment, I still haven't read half the new posts.  This new job is too much work.  Way too much.

Yeah, well, I'm in a mood now.  18 views/0 responses makes TGRR feel like he's lost his mojo.

I think I'll fuck off for a while.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I feel like nobody over the age of about 13 should ever wear briefs. It's like the underwear equivalent of velcro sneakers.

Old men, dude. I'm telling you. Although even old men seem to be making a migration toward boxer briefs, which are definitely much better than plaid flannel shorts, to which I have an aversion. A number of 30-something and 40-something men with disposable income seem to be gravitating toward fancy handmade underpants. I approve.

My son has worn boxer briefs ever since he outgrew his Spiderman underpants. I just figure I'll get him off to a good start.

I just realized I have no idea what kind of underwear my accountant wears, I'll have to check next time.

I'm not sure why any old man in their right mind would want to wear underwear that smashed their balls all up into their abdomen.

(TMI) And I feel qualified to speak on this subject since I already have a pair that would make most 80 year olds jealous.

I don't know, man, I'm just an observer.

an observer of butts?

Yes. Oh yes.

So's Jenn.

I feel like an object.   

But, you know, I'm okay with that.

Payne walked into my room in his black slim fit t-shirt and his black boxer briefs with the hot pink piping this morning and floppy hair. I was all DAMN BABY YUO LOOKING FINE!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Recognizing depression in myself, which is very uncommon for me.

Something must be done about this.