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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#615
October 04, 2013, 05:44:54 PM
I can't seem to get enough sleep. I might be anemic.

Which seems counter-intuitive, since I no longer bleed every month.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#616
October 04, 2013, 07:00:17 PM
Observation- libertarians talk and exaggerate a lot.
Observation- communists talk and exaggerate a lot.
Observation- telling a libertarian that theyre just as bad as communists when it comes to hyperbole and longwindedness seems to effectively silence them. More data needed.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO

#617
October 04, 2013, 07:40:25 PM
Oh holy crap.  It's Friday.  Why isn't it end of day yet?

Because you know what's happening tonight.  That's right.


The Good Reverend Roger

#618
October 04, 2013, 07:43:44 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 04, 2013, 07:40:25 PM
Oh holy crap.  It's Friday.  Why isn't it end of day yet?

Because you know what's happening tonight.  That's right.




What I love about that picture is that almost none of the people in it "look Gay" (by society's stereotypes).
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#619
October 04, 2013, 07:46:57 PM
Oh holy god, they are all so gay.  Even if a few of them don't suck cock.



Really gay.

Cain

#620
October 04, 2013, 09:24:28 PM Last Edit: October 25, 2013, 11:13:56 AM by -
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Pæs

#621
October 04, 2013, 10:02:43 PM
Ohai peedee I am get married today.

The Good Reverend Roger

#622
October 04, 2013, 10:03:40 PM
Quote from: Pæs on October 04, 2013, 10:02:43 PM
Ohai peedee I am get married today.

Congrats!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#623
October 04, 2013, 10:34:29 PM
Quote from: Pæs on October 04, 2013, 10:02:43 PM
Ohai peedee I am get married today.

That's awesome! Congratulations! You and your lovely bride are a beautiful couple.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#625
October 04, 2013, 11:19:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 24, 2013, 01:37:44 PM
Yeah, I've been having some throttling issues as of late.


And by that, I mean I want to throttle everyone at Comcast.

I think everyone wants to do that.

Freeky

#626
October 04, 2013, 11:21:06 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 24, 2013, 08:51:01 PM
AAAARRRRGH SARAH PALIN QUOTES
Quote from: Cain on September 24, 2013, 08:54:51 PM
The Wall Street Journal  :sad:

I am so sorry. 

Freeky

#627
October 04, 2013, 11:58:04 PM
Quote from: Mean Mister Nigel on October 01, 2013, 08:21:39 AM
Quote from: Suu on October 01, 2013, 02:54:51 AM
Quote from: Mean Mister Nigel on October 01, 2013, 01:40:18 AM



[TMI]I finally conceded the battle to my breasts. They have grown, I have no say in this matter. Two of my new bras came in the mail today. It is AMAZING how much more comfortable a correctly-fitted bra is. [/TMI]

A properly fitted bra is the SHIT.

For years, that fitting was 36B. Dainty and perky. I had to wear special foundational garments to have any hint of cleavage. Now, I have actual cleavage, for real, without any special bras.

I held two of my friends' babies tonight, and the babies were clear on the fact that they found my new, plush boobahs pleasing. One of them,  two-and-a-half months old, actually put her face in my cleavage and motorboated.

Babies are so honest.

That is so adorable. :lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

#628
October 05, 2013, 12:05:40 AM
Quote from: Mean Mister Nigel on October 01, 2013, 08:21:39 AM
Quote from: Suu on October 01, 2013, 02:54:51 AM
Quote from: Mean Mister Nigel on October 01, 2013, 01:40:18 AM



[TMI]I finally conceded the battle to my breasts. They have grown, I have no say in this matter. Two of my new bras came in the mail today. It is AMAZING how much more comfortable a correctly-fitted bra is. [/TMI]

A properly fitted bra is the SHIT.

For years, that fitting was 36B. Dainty and perky. I had to wear special foundational garments to have any hint of cleavage. Now, I have actual cleavage, for real, without any special bras.

I held two of my friends' babies tonight, and the babies were clear on the fact that they found my new, plush boobahs pleasing. One of them,  two-and-a-half months old, actually put her face in my cleavage and motorboated.

Babies are so honest.

By THAT standard, I'm George Goddamn Washington.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#629
October 05, 2013, 12:09:54 AM
Quote from: Pæs on October 04, 2013, 10:02:43 PM
Ohai peedee I am get married today.

Congratulations!
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