An Epistle to Them that got Ears.

[Bob the Mediocre]

Nice avatar.

And a good discussion too. I may say something soon, but for now I'm too busy thinking about it.

[East Coast Hustle]

keep in mind that some of you are starting to take me WAY too literally.

You take yourself pretty seriously, or at least you appear to.  You also take others too literally.  Why else would you get mad over pies, cookies and flirting?  If you don't have that stuff, there is nothing to fight for.
Pies, cookies, beer and sex.  Or was it sex drugs rock and roll.  I think I'm getting old.  oh well, not too old, though.  I think I'll go make some cookies

THA COOKIE AND PIE SHIT IS AMMOYING, IN THE SAME WAY THAT HAVING A GNAT FLYING IN AND OUT OF YOUR EAR IS.

AND WE ALL KNOW THAT THA BUZZING OF THAT GNAT IS USUALLY THA LAST THING A PSYCHO HEARS BEFORE HE FIRES UP THA CHAINSAW.

CHEF D,
NEEDS A CHAINSAW.

too much forensic evidence to leave behind. Do what I did and have a friend who's an engineering student build a big-ass trebuchet. then you cna raing ownage down all over the place anonymously.

[agent compassion]

::spits up on Chef::

Damnit! I've been hanging around with that baby too much!

::projectile vomits on Chef::

That's more like it!

 

[Cain]

"He who dies with the most shiny toys is still dead."  

true, but he sure did have a lot of neat shiny toys to play with while he was alive...

Damn your materialism!  When I was young we had to make our own shiny toys...

[East Coast Hustle]

::spits up on Chef::

Damnit! I've been hanging around with that baby too much!

::projectile vomits on Chef::

That's more like it!

 

ya know, considering how much time people around here spend talking about how lame CHEF is and how they wish the trolls would go away, you all sure do go out of your way to keep fanning the flames....

just saying.

[agent compassion]

I consider them practice of a sort.

And I actually can projectile vomit under the right circumstances.

[Chef]

::spits up on Chef::

Damnit! I've been hanging around with that baby too much!

::projectile vomits on Chef::

That's more like it!

 

ya know, considering how much time people around here spend talking about how lame CHEF is and how they wish the trolls would go away, you all sure do go out of your way to keep fanning the flames....

just saying.

NO MATTER HOW MUCH THEY TRY TO DENY IT, OPIEZ LOVE THA CHEF.

CHEF D,
IS HATED ON BY JEALOUS LESSER MORTALS EVERY DAY.

[-->Eris<--]

It's a good thing I'm not a mortal then....



:pwns Chef:

[Cain]

He only specified lesser mortals too.  Which means I am OK.

[Chef]

He only specified lesser mortals too.  Which means I am OK.

SORRY, OPIE.  YUO ARE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN AN AMOEBA AND A TRILOBITE.

CHEF D,
MEREHUME TAXONOMIST.

[Cain]

He only specified lesser mortals too.  Which means I am OK.

SORRY, OPIE.  YUO ARE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN AN AMOEBA AND A TRILOBITE.

CHEF D,
MEREHUME TAXONOMIST.

At least you said sorry

[Chef]

He only specified lesser mortals too.  Which means I am OK.

SORRY, OPIE.  YUO ARE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN AN AMOEBA AND A TRILOBITE.

CHEF D,
MEREHUME TAXONOMIST.

At least you said sorry

CHEF DIESEL = THE EPITOME OF MANNERS.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

I consider them practice of a sort.

And I actually can projectile vomit under the right circumstances.

That is a talent.  If you are ever attacked, use it.  The only time I ever did that was when I was pregnant.  Freaked me sister out in the OR.  She held up one of those teeny tiny worhtless thingies and I sprayed her.  It is funny, looking back on it

[Bella]

It's funny hearing about it, too.

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

are you sure about never? the freedom riders? MLK? Ghandi? international sactions vs. Apartheid?

)

dude... MLK told his "people" how to take the violence... It' stakes towo to tango and they knew there would be violence.

Ghandi's "people " had doctors and nurses on the scene because of all the violence they knew would take place.( how enlightened to know that you're going to get your ass kicked and be prepared but at least they recognized that there would be violence other then some people who seem to ignore violences place in our cultures.)

International sanctions against aparthied?!?!? right because we all know that the poeple that were most directly effected by apartied were not taking any actions ( oh wait they were were'nt they violence on both sides there but the international communitty took sides and put down some sanctions... they chose one violent side over another... thumbs up.)