Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

<forces 18 hostages to drop pancies and get ready for Diabo and Enrico's explication of finnish culture to them>

[Diabo Salazore]

<forces 18 hostages to drop pancies and get ready for Diabo and Enrico's explication of finnish culture to them>

Hmm...these nice, Diabo appreciate the gesture, but no hair on ass? Is no good. Diabo will wait for you Hugh. You is my true love now.
(leers at camera 2 making lens crack)

[Enrico Salazar]

(whispering to camera)

Enrico is so thankful that Diabo finally is chasing after someone else . . . even though Enrico has drive of an electric bull he is still tired by the animalesque sex-drive of Diabo.  

Is like making love to a rhino in heat withonly one eye who was repeatedly beaten as a baby and is only fed Cheetos but still finds Prince of Tides romantic and sick at same time.

Exactly like that.

[Diabo Salazore]

(with distracted, twisted look on her face)
How Diabo love Hugh, let her count the ways
Diabo love Hugh to the high decibels of prostitutes screaming from double penetration
For that is what Diabo pay them for
Diabo love Hugh to the level of rat blood she collect every day
And drink by candlelight
Diabo love Hugh freely, as men strive to run away from Diabo's crotch smell
Diabo love Hugh impurely, as men vomit after Diabo force their face in her vag
Diabo love Hugh with passion so terrible...

(Leans over to woman in audience who is bent over and crying.)

Why you cry? You no like poem? Oh, your ears is bleeding. Is ok. Diabo likes deaf beeyotches. They is make good lovers. Better to be blind, deaf and no have sense of smell, but Diabo know you can't have everything.

But look at how lovely Hugh is, he have everything Diabo wants.
Look at his big knife!! Diabo like.

[Enrico Salazar]

*barfs*

[Toots]

*looks at Enrico barfing, and barfs*

[hooplala]

*looks at Toots barfing from Enrico's barf, and barfs*

[LHX]

oh dear god i think i am gonna be shjksdf

[Toots]

*looks at LHX's green face and barfs again*

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

<shoots the next person who barfs>

[Toots]

<shoots the next person who barfs>

Phew! I got in under the wire!  

[LHX]

<shoots the next person who barfs>

hurry up somebody

before i have to bralrkjejklaf

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

<LHX clutches his gaping chest wound>


<I take the silencer off the gun and shoot a random stage hand>

[hooplala]

AARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH-----eccchhhh


*drops*

[LHX]

<LHX clutches his gaping chest wound>


<I take the silencer off the gun and shoot a random stage hand>

finally

that nasty cough is gone


(i think that stage hand was holding the rope that kept the curtain up -
enrico aint gonna like that)