Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

[Enrico Salazar]

Enrico's momo is so dead they have been using her picture in place of Bonnie Franklin's on IMBD.com.

[Shecky D. Albino]

Enrico's momo is so dead they have been using her picture in place of Bonnie Franklin's on IMBD.com.

Hey.  Bonnie Franklin is my momo...

That hurt, man.

[Shecky D. Albino]

You know what?  Fuck it.  I'm outta here.

And I'm not coming back until you apologize.

And leave a chilled case of Olde English in my dressing room.

I mean it this time too.  And don't try to woo me back with tickles and baby talk either, Enrico.  I won't fall for that again.

[Enrico Salazar]

(chuckles into camera)

[Shecky D. Albino]

*stomps away*

[Enrico Salazar]

Widdle Shecky-wecky want's his OE?  Does he want his OE?

Yes he does!

YES HE DOES!

Tha's a good widdle Shecky-wecky - eega bagga boo!

[Enrico Salazar]

. . . . . . . Shecky?

[Enrico Salazar]

SHECKY!?

[LHX]

i think i just saw shecky on the set of a different show




it may have been letterman

sorry enrico

[Enrico Salazar]

Enrico shall fill the gap between his front teeth with plastic explosives and blow off the front of his face, then he will become intimate with the gaping hole left behind, next he will take a small brush and dip it into the open skull and write a beautiful poem to Bella on the parchment Enrico will make from the skin on his back - will be beautiful.

All of the flesh will be roasted on a spit, and served to Enrico's audience, the bones will be stripped and fashioned into Enrico's new chair to go behind talk show desk.

Then Enrico will begin with Paul.  O, the fun we'll have.

All this if Shecky really is on Letterman's show.  The jihad will begin.  No fucking joke.

[LHX]

damn

i am not so sure now


he could have been a guest host on regis and kelly


i say take them all out




the salazar campaign 2006 - the talkshow take-over

[Enrico Salazar]

Alright.  That's it.

Hoopla, warm up the rusty white van.  Enrico has some trips to make.

Hold down the fort.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

<Takes Shecky hostage and deposits him, bound and gagged, in Enrico's lap.>

[LHX]

Alright.  That's it.

Hoopla, warm up the rusty white van.  Enrico has some trips to make.

Hold down the fort.

this should be fun

[hooplala]

Uh . . . Hugh . . .

Enrico already left . . .

Let's hope Letterman has good security.

Better than ours . . . *nudges TGRR's unconscious body next to a heap of Wild Turkey bottles*