The Haiku Game

[DJRubberducky]

I've heard menudo
works, but make sure it's the soup,
not the '80's band!

Next up: toenails

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Devils in toenails?  
Costly drugs in your body?
I say, fuck toenails.


Next: Emergence in bathrooms.

[Iron Sulfide]

If we could all poo
together we could be more
than the sum of poo

Next Topic: No-Topic, like No-Mind

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

HIMEOBS HAS ZEN THOUGHT
NOTHING SPLATTERS ASS CANONS
LIKE BINGOS PHALUS

Next Topic: Buddha still has a ghost penis living in your cereal.

[LHX]

that thing protruding
from your morning cereal
is not banana

next - even machines need love

[putz]

neglected diodes
and unoiled joints aching,
the robots revolt


spontaneous combustion

[LHX]

embarassed - he tried
to explain his premature
ejaculation

next up - i think nobody is online because it is a US holiday

[East Coast Hustle]

they died so you could
ignore looming fascism.
Hey, let's play horseshoes!

on deck: how Kanye West played himself

[deet]

they died so you could
ignore looming fascism.
Hey, let's play horseshoes!

on deck: how Kanye West played himself

"I am a black guy.
The President hates us all.
Oh, I am opressed."

next, driving on the freeway

[Felix]

Don't you cut me off
Cause I still have mortar shells
And no one's watching

next: embarrasing sex stories

[the other anonymous]

Don't you cut me off
Cause I still have mortar shells
And no one's watching

next: embarrasing sex stories

my entire sex life
is sitting in my closet
it's polyester

Next Topic: Did anyone actually read Apotheosis Psycherotica?

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

Apotheosis?
Psycherotica? whats that?
no one gives a fuck!

next topic: removing your spleen with a fork in siberia

[Felix]

Nuclear winter comes;
We need to make provisions.
Got your forks?  GET HIM!!


Next topic: HIMEOBS vs Ratzinger

[the other anonymous]

Haikus have been lost.
Damn you, vengeful net tubes!
I missed a syllable.

Next Topic: Odds on when the next crash will occur.

[Starship, take me]

Damn Discordia
Praying mantis plus data base
A day, a lifetime?

NEXT:  Redheaded Japanese woman invents photon transmogrifier