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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)

Started by Cain, February 04, 2008, 06:12:28 PM

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hooplala

#45
February 07, 2008, 11:03:05 PM
I keep trying to find something to respond to over there but I can't bring myself to it.  I made one measly post and I feel dirty from it.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Jasper

#46
February 07, 2008, 11:05:02 PM
There's nothing I could say to make them look any stupider. 

hooplala

#47
February 07, 2008, 11:06:41 PM
But I'm pretending to be as stupid as them, but it's HARD.  Not that I can't be stupid, I'm borderline retarded at times . . . but their stupid is a special kind of stupid.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Dysfunctional Cunt

#48
February 08, 2008, 03:38:02 PM
I find myself randomly responding with weird answers my children give me to totally non-related subjects.  No one seems to notice. 

Jasper

#49
February 08, 2008, 08:27:49 PM
Sickening.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#50
February 09, 2008, 03:10:58 AM
It makes me wonder if there are actually a shitload of trolls there. The level of general retardation is absurd.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

maphdet

#51
February 09, 2008, 06:10:16 AM
DAMN--I haven't been there sicne '06---I kind of feel the need to umm well go and have a lil fun/pulling of my hair.

heh.

maybe the time has come to play a little.......



Yeah on second thought--I have better things to waste time on
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-

TheLastLump

#52
May 13, 2008, 09:58:10 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 07, 2008, 11:06:41 PM
But I'm pretending to be as stupid as them, but it's HARD.  Not that I can't be stupid, I'm borderline retarded at times . . . but their stupid is a special kind of stupid.

It's because they're unapologetically, breathtakingly stupid.

They have no souls.....
"It's a dog-eat-dog world, Jesus, please holla back..." -The Game

doughboy359: Don't be angry cause you're a heretical pagan, we'll still accept you if you convert. Doughboy, on being a Catholic.

hooplala

#53
May 13, 2008, 10:21:45 PM
This is true.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Dysfunctional Cunt

#54
May 13, 2008, 10:23:33 PM
They changed the colors.  Unfortunately, they didn't change owners or members....

Adios

#55
May 13, 2008, 10:36:53 PM
I have a squeaky clean ISP but I suck at trolling. Besides, it's MW and the proxy shots I took after being banned and called a troll after being a member for 3 or 4 years just didn't interest me that much.

A spell to make people quit fucking with you that REALLY works;

Finely grind wormwood and red pepper. Add garlic and onion salt. Mix completely.

Throw it in the fuckers eyes.

hooplala

#57
May 14, 2008, 03:29:41 AM
Quote from: Alamaris on May 13, 2008, 11:39:29 PMPerson A was arguing for, and Person B, against.  No problem, right?  Nah.  Person A was arguing that fairies live on the sun, visit and talk to her, that other worlds are covered in unicorns, that that earth whales orbit the star Sirius.  In space.

That's easily the funniest shit I've read in a long time... it HAS to have been a troll.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

hooplala

#58
May 14, 2008, 03:34:45 AM
MW?

I still troll it on occasion.  In fact, now that you mention it... its been a while...

BRB!
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

hooplala

#59
May 14, 2008, 04:00:47 AM
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman
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