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The Good Reverend Roger

#165
July 08, 2004, 01:17:40 PM
Quote from: Compositus ConfusioThe wizard of Frobozz confiscated those matches.

My flashlight has gone out.

I can hear something in the darkness...

...

Is that you, Sarge?

*whack* hits head on low pipe.

Yeah.  Take this belt of ammo to the steeple.  And you'd better be johnny on the spot, or we're all frickin' DEAD, DO YOU HEAR ME?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Rupert Giles

#166
July 08, 2004, 01:19:31 PM
I roj!  We'll show those Glitches what Dustrats can do.

For the Pheonix!

For the Icehawk!

Free Mars!

Free Mars!

The Good Reverend Roger

#167
July 08, 2004, 01:22:02 PM
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Free Mars!

...With a $10 purchase.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Rupert Giles

#168
July 08, 2004, 01:23:08 PM
Roj, you have to remember something.

Being God isn't easy.  If you do too much, people will come to depend upon you.  You have to use a light touch, like a pick-pocket or a safe cracker.

The Good Reverend Roger

#169
July 08, 2004, 01:26:32 PM
Quote from: Compositus ConfusioRoj, you have to remember something.

Being God isn't easy.  If you do too much, people will come to depend upon you.  You have to use a light touch, like a pick-pocket or a safe cracker.

I prefer the old testament "Smash everything" approach.

If plagues, sores, and strange growths on peoples' necks make them depend on me, then I guess I'm just a "people diety".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Rupert Giles

#170
July 08, 2004, 01:27:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Compositus ConfusioRoj, you have to remember something.

Being God isn't easy.  If you do too much, people will come to depend upon you.  You have to use a light touch, like a pick-pocket or a safe cracker.

I prefer the old testament "Smash everything" approach.

If plagues, sores, and strange growths on peoples' necks make them depend on me, then I guess I'm just a "people diety".

Don't forget a good ol' fashioned 'killing of the first born.'

*Sniffle.  Wipes tear from eye*

Ah, the good old days, when you knew where a god stood on capital punishment.

The Good Reverend Roger

#171
July 08, 2004, 01:29:25 PM
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Compositus ConfusioRoj, you have to remember something.

Being God isn't easy.  If you do too much, people will come to depend upon you.  You have to use a light touch, like a pick-pocket or a safe cracker.

I prefer the old testament "Smash everything" approach.

If plagues, sores, and strange growths on peoples' necks make them depend on me, then I guess I'm just a "people diety".

Don't forget a good ol' fashioned 'killing of the first born.'

*Sniffle.  Wipes tear from eye*

Ah, the good old days, when you knew where a god stood on capital punishment.

Nuking Sodom and Gammorah was a nice touch, too.

Lets the little people know you care.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Rupert Giles

#172
July 08, 2004, 01:30:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Compositus ConfusioRoj, you have to remember something.

Being God isn't easy.  If you do too much, people will come to depend upon you.  You have to use a light touch, like a pick-pocket or a safe cracker.

I prefer the old testament "Smash everything" approach.

If plagues, sores, and strange growths on peoples' necks make them depend on me, then I guess I'm just a "people diety".

Don't forget a good ol' fashioned 'killing of the first born.'

*Sniffle.  Wipes tear from eye*

Ah, the good old days, when you knew where a god stood on capital punishment.

Nuking Sodom and Gammorah was a nice touch, too.

Lets the little people know you care.

And after you've completely destroyed a city, why not turn some stupid woman into a pillar of salt for disobeying your orders?

That's what I call a classic.

The Good Reverend Roger

#173
July 08, 2004, 01:31:36 PM
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Compositus ConfusioRoj, you have to remember something.

Being God isn't easy.  If you do too much, people will come to depend upon you.  You have to use a light touch, like a pick-pocket or a safe cracker.

I prefer the old testament "Smash everything" approach.

If plagues, sores, and strange growths on peoples' necks make them depend on me, then I guess I'm just a "people diety".

Don't forget a good ol' fashioned 'killing of the first born.'

*Sniffle.  Wipes tear from eye*

Ah, the good old days, when you knew where a god stood on capital punishment.

Nuking Sodom and Gammorah was a nice touch, too.

Lets the little people know you care.

And after you've completely destroyed a city, why not turn some stupid woman into a pillar of salt for disobeying your orders?

That's what I call a classic.

Yep.  Just let's them know that you're paying attention.

Who'd that silly girl think she was, anyway?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Rupert Giles

#174
July 08, 2004, 01:34:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Compositus ConfusioRoj, you have to remember something.

Being God isn't easy.  If you do too much, people will come to depend upon you.  You have to use a light touch, like a pick-pocket or a safe cracker.

I prefer the old testament "Smash everything" approach.

If plagues, sores, and strange growths on peoples' necks make them depend on me, then I guess I'm just a "people diety".

Don't forget a good ol' fashioned 'killing of the first born.'

*Sniffle.  Wipes tear from eye*

Ah, the good old days, when you knew where a god stood on capital punishment.

Nuking Sodom and Gammorah was a nice touch, too.

Lets the little people know you care.

And after you've completely destroyed a city, why not turn some stupid woman into a pillar of salt for disobeying your orders?

That's what I call a classic.

Yep.  Just let's them know that you're paying attention.

Who'd that silly girl think she was, anyway?

Probably thought she was some 'societal equal,' what with 'rights' and the ability to 'own her own property.'

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#175
July 08, 2004, 05:13:47 PM
Looking back to see if she could resell that city...


why woman....



why didn't you just eat fruit with a talking serpent... aty least the curse there was that you wouldnt get along with serpents anymore....


pillar of salt my ass
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Malaul

#176
July 08, 2004, 06:07:55 PM
thanks for breakin the meta-quote
I was startin to get dizzy
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#177
July 08, 2004, 06:09:27 PM
Quote from: Malaulthanks for breakin the meta-quote
I was startin to get dizzy
not a problem
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

BADGE OF HONOR

#178
July 08, 2004, 07:41:34 PM
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
pillar of salt my ass

Is that a suggestion?
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

bob-o

#179
July 08, 2004, 07:45:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: bob-oi was hunting a big, giant moose... i have lost all my arrows, except one. i shoot the moose- but it hits him in the backsides- so he is woulded and angry. my crossbow would do nothing against the big head and antlers of the moose, and it can easily outrun me. we're in a forest.i have nothing except a useless crossbbow, and my clothes. he's heading right for me. he wants to beat me, slowly, so i die in slow agony... help!!!

~bob-o

Um, you DID, of course, follow the Good Reverend's previous advice (re:  duct-taping razor sharp tomohawks to each hand), right?

There should be no problem.

But only beat on him if you must because, gosh darn it, I just love Mooses.

of course! i forgot about those....
"the use of fasteners is to be next to godliness" - R.H.Howes
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