Rant 38: Serious Discordians? (The Jihad is On!)

[Horab Fibslager]

i'm in charge here. drop teh base and no one gets hurt.

[Bella]

i'm in charge here. drop teh base and no one gets hurt.

Cool.

You heard the man......he's in charge here.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

i'm in charge here. drop teh base and no one gets hurt.

I always knew it was you, you Jihadist muckraker.

[Horab Fibslager]

i'm in charge here. drop teh base and no one gets hurt.

I always knew it was you, you Jihadist muckraker.

and now you know more. do you know in some less civilized countries men and fish alike can die for knowing too much? or for too little for that matter.

keep that in mind the next time you visit michigan.(unless you happen to be in michigan in witch case you're probaly already fucked... :P)

[Efrim]

i'm in charge here. drop teh base and no one gets hurt.

You Jihading monster.

*starts whistleing and slowly slinks away from crime scene*

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

i'm in charge here. drop teh base and no one gets hurt.

You Jihading monster.

*starts whistleing and slowly slinks away from crime scene*

*blows up crime scene and eats the corpus crispies*

[Efrim]

i'm in charge here. drop teh base and no one gets hurt.

You Jihading monster.

*starts whistleing and slowly slinks away from crime scene*

*blows up crime scene and eats the corpus crispies*

I wish I had thought of that.
*Throws moltov into the crater for the hell of it*

I'm starting a crater fire. hotdogs anyone?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

i'm in charge here. drop teh base and no one gets hurt.

You Jihading monster.

*starts whistleing and slowly slinks away from crime scene*

*blows up crime scene and eats the corpus crispies*

I wish I had thought of that.
*Throws moltov into the crater for the hell of it*

I'm starting a crater fire. hotdogs anyone?

Count me in. You want some char-fingers on your dog?

[Efrim]

Naturally.

Grey Poupon?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Naturally.

Grey Poupon?

But of course.

Fresh-heart salsa?

[Efrim]

Don't see why not.

Gnome Butter?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Don't see why not.

Gnome Butter?

Why yes. It's been too long.

Hot skull pie?

[Bella]

Excuse me, I don't mean to horn in or anything, but that all looks delicious.
Can I have some, too?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Excuse me, I don't mean to horn in or anything, but that all looks delicious.
Can I have some, too?

Certainly!

Dig in. We have many fine delicacies.

[Bella]

Thanks.

This is even worth breaking my diet for.