The Kaousuu Weather Network: Hurricane Earl

[Doktor Howl]

You're safer in New Bedford.

newsfeed.

This is what happens when you abandon Eris' Holy City, Suu.

Eris's Holy City is Providence. That IS why we're getting the fucking storm.

Nope.  Tucson.  This has been long established.

You might get a storm once in a while, we get EVERYTHING.  And then our bodies get tossed in dumpsters.

[Cain]

You're safer in New Bedford.

newsfeed.

This is what happens when you abandon Eris' Holy City, Suu.

Eris's Holy City is Providence. That IS why we're getting the fucking storm.

Nope.  Tucson.  This has been long established.

You might get a storm once in a while, we get EVERYTHING.  And then our bodies get tossed in dumpsters.

You both have to fight for it, no holds barred.

Dok will have the jaw of an Ox, while Suu is armed with a broken lawn chair.

[Doktor Howl]

You're safer in New Bedford.

newsfeed.

This is what happens when you abandon Eris' Holy City, Suu.

Eris's Holy City is Providence. That IS why we're getting the fucking storm.

Nope.  Tucson.  This has been long established.

You might get a storm once in a while, we get EVERYTHING.  And then our bodies get tossed in dumpsters.

You both have to fight for it, no holds barred.

Dok will have the jaw of an Ox, while Suu is armed with a broken lawn chair.

I think I'd prefer a taser, and she can have handcuffs.  On.

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[Suu]

You're safer in New Bedford.

newsfeed.

This is what happens when you abandon Eris' Holy City, Suu.

Eris's Holy City is Providence. That IS why we're getting the fucking storm.

Nope.  Tucson.  This has been long established.

You might get a storm once in a while, we get EVERYTHING.  And then our bodies get tossed in dumpsters.

You both have to fight for it, no holds barred.

Dok will have the jaw of an Ox, while Suu is armed with a broken lawn chair.

I think I'd prefer a taser, and she can have handcuffs.  On.

WTF are YOU thinking of?!

Broken lawn chair, and the exhumed body of HP Lovecraft.

[Doktor Howl]

WTF are YOU thinking of?!

That wicked right cross of yours, to be honest. 

Broken lawn chair, and the exhumed body of HP Lovecraft.

Who gets what?

[Suu]

WTF are YOU thinking of?!

That wicked right cross of yours, to be honest. 

Broken lawn chair, and the exhumed body of HP Lovecraft.

Who gets what?

That's what I get, I don't care what you plan to fight with.

[Doktor Howl]

WTF are YOU thinking of?!

That wicked right cross of yours, to be honest. 

Broken lawn chair, and the exhumed body of HP Lovecraft.

Who gets what?

That's what I get, I don't care what you plan to fight with.

Okay.  I want a stealth bomber.

[Suu]

WTF are YOU thinking of?!

That wicked right cross of yours, to be honest. 

Broken lawn chair, and the exhumed body of HP Lovecraft.

Who gets what?

That's what I get, I don't care what you plan to fight with.

Okay.  I want a stealth bomber.

Not fair! My entire air force consists of this:

[Doktor Howl]

WTF are YOU thinking of?!

That wicked right cross of yours, to be honest. 

Broken lawn chair, and the exhumed body of HP Lovecraft.

Who gets what?

That's what I get, I don't care what you plan to fight with.

Okay.  I want a stealth bomber.

Not fair! My entire air force consists of this:

I can't see that on this comp, but I have DM AFB about 30 feet from where I'm sitting.

[Suu]

It's the Big Blue Bug.

...I have Quonset Point ANG Base 20 minutes away, but it's all C-130s. There's some good stuff over on Cape Cod and up in Waltham though. I may have to make a few calls if that's the game you want to play.

[Doktor Howl]

It's the Big Blue Bug.

...I have Quonset Point ANG Base 20 minutes away, but it's all C-130s. There's some good stuff over on Cape Cod and up in Waltham though. I may have to make a few calls if that's the game you want to play.

DM AFB is the world's largest air force.

Trifle not with my mighty phallic symbols war birds.

[Cainad (dec.)]

You're in the projected path? Yeah, well, get the hell in line, cause there's a certain overgrown sandbar in between you and that hurricane.

I happen to be living on it.

[Suu]

It's going to go more East, it's going to bounce off Montauk and run right up Narragansett Bay all Bob style. Watch.

Gloria

Bob

Earl so far.

Worst case scenario: Gloria

Most likely scenario: Bob

Best case scenario: Bill

My family has GREAT pictures of what Gloria did to Long Island...it knocked down 7 trees in our backyard, we had no power for 2 weeks and we got infested with ticks.

[Suu]

Also, as of the 5pm advisory, the Outer Banks are now under a hurricane watch.