Tides = Jesus

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I really feel that way, but I also feel like he must be this generation's greatest student of PT Barnum.  Like the Darth Vader to Barnum's Yoda.

This.

"It is morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money."
- Canada Bill Jones

[LMNO]

Teach the controversy!
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[AFK]

I'm assuming everyone's seen the report that Obama will be granting an interview with O'Reilly to be aired on SuperBowl Sunday?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40963062/ns/politics-white_house/

[Cain]

I thought the White House refused to even describe Fox as a news organization, way back in those exciting early days of 2009.  Obama can't even ride roughshod over the most embarrassing and disavowed arm of Murdoch's global empire.   What a fucking loser.

[Phox]

I thought the White House refused to even describe Fox as a news organization, way back in those exciting early days of 2009.  Obama can't even ride roughshod over the most embarrassing and disavowed arm of Murdoch's global empire.   What a fucking loser.

I'm going to stick my fingers in my ears and close my eyes and pretend he's only doing this to troll them.

[AFK]

Fox heavily edits the O'Reilly show anyway, and you know this probably gets a treatment by the White House as well.  It's probably going to be 10 minutes of bullshit.  Well, I guess it would've been that anyway.  

[Suu]

I thought the White House refused to even describe Fox as a news organization, way back in those exciting early days of 2009.  Obama can't even ride roughshod over the most embarrassing and disavowed arm of Murdoch's global empire.   What a fucking loser.

"Freedom of the Press".

[Cain]

Obama's Goldilocks Syndome has become pathological by this point.  Even if Fox are part of the designated opposition, he has to make a show of sampling their goods before rejecting them for a more centrist tasting meal.  Whereas, you know, a rational adult would tell Fox to go piss blood and find a suitably pliant (or, if this was the message he wished to convey, faux-anti establishment journalist) and stand a greater chance of saying what they wanted and conveying a message of being open to the press/willing to answer critics.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

I'm assuming everyone's seen the report that Obama will be granting an interview with O'Reilly to be aired on SuperBowl Sunday?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40963062/ns/politics-white_house/

I wonder how its going to go down.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm assuming everyone's seen the report that Obama will be granting an interview with O'Reilly to be aired on SuperBowl Sunday?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40963062/ns/politics-white_house/

I wonder how its going to go down.

Doesn't matter to me. I'm just pissed our first black Prez would be such a fucking tool.

I mean, c'mon. Seriously?

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

I'm assuming everyone's seen the report that Obama will be granting an interview with O'Reilly to be aired on SuperBowl Sunday?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40963062/ns/politics-white_house/

I wonder how its going to go down.

Doesn't matter to me. I'm just pissed our first black Prez would be such a fucking tool.

I mean, c'mon. Seriously?

Maybe Barrack will destroy Bill and call him out on all his bullshit.
Probably not, but theres always HOPE.

[BabylonHoruv]

I guess he doesn't know about the moon.

The moon causing the tides is just another communist conspiracy designed to fool the average red blooded Americian into thinking there's no such thing as Jesus.
Don't you know anything Nigel?

There is no moon.  It's a conspiracy.  It's been a lot of different things and is currently an elven castle.

[BabylonHoruv]

Silverman also says "Maybe it was Thor on top of Mount Olympus?" in regards to the tide going in and out.  I really want to believe that is an intentional miss-attributed troll, but after his lack of high school physics, I somehow doubt it.

Mmm, cross Pantheons and use a god with the wrong attribute, however you can't really expect an Atheist on TV to understand religion, Atheists are supposed to be portrayed as dogmatic fools that simply deny what doesn't fit within their world view.

[BabylonHoruv]

How many members does the American Atheists actually have?

I mean, it sounds important, but so does the British Council for the Restoration of the Empire and that only has one member (because I filed the paperwork for it this afternoon.  But, given time...).  And there is that Catholic crank you Yanks have, who keeps getting into the media all the time by being morally outraged over stupid shit.

And even if it is a large organization, atheists politick like everyone else.  He may just be really, really good at organizing membership rolls and chairing meetings.

That Catholic guy is really funny, I guess he doesn't realize the Catholics already have a spokesperson... and that spokesperson has a funny hat and a glass bulletproof car.

I'm sure you're right Cain, the American Atheists is probably the same sort of thing, the only place I ever see Silverman is on Fox News.

Rent-an-atheist.

[AFK]

I'm assuming everyone's seen the report that Obama will be granting an interview with O'Reilly to be aired on SuperBowl Sunday?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40963062/ns/politics-white_house/

I wonder how its going to go down.

I think it will be similar to the interview he did with Bill O when he was campaigning.  Except this time the interview will go through two filters.  The Fox News editing room and I imagine the White House probably gets a crack at it too.  It won't really accomplish anything as most Fox News viewers have their minds made up when it comes to Obama.  Nothing he can say will change their mind.  Especially since Bill O will spend his whole show on Monday picking the interview apart with his assortment of charaters:  Dick Morris, Laura Ingraham, Karl Rove, etc., etc., 

So in the end I guess it's basically a ratings stunt for Fox News and then Obama gets to say he's been on Fox News as President.  I won't be wasting my time with it.  I'd rather watch the endless replays of the Puppy Bowl.