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So is this forum. Can we just delete the new Unlimited guy? He's boring and sad. But more boring than sad. But still sad.

That would be a question for Cain or Faust.  I'm outta that biz.   :lulz:
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I believe that is what he wanted. That's he only way they "win".

Yep.  But at least the splatter is contained.  So it's win-win.
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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Was goth a thing?
« Last post by PopeTom on Yesterday at 07:35:08 pm »
It was pretty much this, from 8 until 2, five nights a week.


The other three nights were for gay clubs and early 80s music.

Though a couple of nights a month it was this.

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AND THEN THIS HAPPENED.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/04/vaginal-knitting_n_4386419.html?ir=Entertainment&ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000024

NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

I've always liked that one. I like things that make people uncomfortable.

Having a ball of yarn up your junk doesn't sound very comfortable.

It really doesn't. And that makes everyone who hears about it kind of uncomfortable, out of empathy.

Knit SLOWLY. Rope burns ain't no joke.   :lulz: :horrormirth:

Did you try to solve the lubricant absorbing problem too? There is no answer to it. Only sorrow. No mortal could actually do this for long. I'm done! Enough with the thinking... shoulda known better.  :cry:

The human body is incredibly efficient at producing mucous.

So is this forum. Can we just delete the new Unlimited guy? He's boring and sad. But more boring than sad. But still sad.
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I believe that is what he wanted. That's he only way they "win".
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Our Discordia is WRONG. His Discordia is RIGHT. The only way we can Discordia RIGHT is by doing it JUST LIKE HIM. 23pinealfnordflaxlol
Keep in mind that was the backstory, told within its own context.

*I* didn't take all my posts and move them into the "How not to Discordia" thread.

No, I did.  Because you spent your first day here - for hours - digging up old threads and shitting on them, as well as being a arsebucket to as many people as you possibly could.  What the hell were you expecting?  Any other board would have just IP banned you and called it a day.
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Although, really, everything from Liartown USA is my favorite.

Just looked up the site. That is just wonderful. All of it.  :lol: :lol:
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AND THEN THIS HAPPENED.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/04/vaginal-knitting_n_4386419.html?ir=Entertainment&ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000024

NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

I've always liked that one. I like things that make people uncomfortable.

Having a ball of yarn up your junk doesn't sound very comfortable.

It really doesn't. And that makes everyone who hears about it kind of uncomfortable, out of empathy.

Knit SLOWLY. Rope burns ain't no joke.   :lulz: :horrormirth:

Did you try to solve the lubricant absorbing problem too? There is no answer to it. Only sorrow. No mortal could actually do this for long. I'm done! Enough with the thinking... shoulda known better.  :cry:

The human body is incredibly efficient at producing mucous.

And yarn is basically going to steadily sponge all of it's water up. Even if it was unrolled... 
 :horrormirth: No! Nono! That's thinking. Stop it brain, that's an order!!
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Right so this was really bothering me for a bit and i thought i'd get this off my chest. I recently had to talk to my dad about this joke he used to make. It would always really bother me and i'm wondering if there might be some racial undertones to it or if i'm being overly sensitive. My dad used to joke that i am "the mailman's son" because i tend to favor my mom's side of the family in terms of looks. My dads side of the family are what you would call Californios- Mexicans that have typically european features, short with dark wavy hair, green eyes, pale skin. My mom's family, with the exception of my mom, look like Indios,- Mexicans with more Native features. All of my uncles are taller, with very curly hair, dark skin, and brown eyes.

This joke wouldnt cut so deep except that my dad has a deep, abiding hate for my mom's family, and if you talk to him for an extended period of time he'll eventually get to his screed about why my mother's family is a bunch of liars cheaters and thieves. So because I, between me and my sisters, look the most like my moms family, it is often said in my family that i am genetically only 25% Alonzo, and my sisters are 50% and 75% Alonzo respectively(cuz you know, genes have surnames, right?) and so between that and the mailman thing, it feels like my dad is saying i'm a lying cheating piece of shit that is probably not his son anyway. All the while, this si a man who paid for my college, lets me live rent-free,  and pays me to do odd jobs around the house. When i confronted him about it, he initially laughed it off, but he seems to have dropped that particualr gem from his Dad Joke repetoire. Am i nuts for reading a racial thing into this?

No, not nuts. Sometimes people are carrying prejudices they don't realize they have, and it sounds like that is probably the case with your dad.
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