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#41

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Hard Lessons to be Learned...

Last post by Faust - June 06, 2025, 02:25:35 PM

Yeah its grim that american politics is playing out in tweets.

Bribe and Bribee is a funny way to put it, my take is that the man who purchased a country (living the american dream) is now unhappy with the quality of the merchendise he paid for.

#42

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Hard Lessons to be Learned...

Last post by Abbot Mythos - June 06, 2025, 03:47:51 AM

I suspect this drama may have much to do with Taco Taco Turd wanting far more for NASA than Elmo the Oligarch is currently willing to pay. After all, Felon 47 has already made so much money since getting back in the White House that mere hundreds of millions here and there is starting to look like chump change. And, it is possible for even an amoral oligarch to have an occasional cash flow problem.

I'm amused, but it's unclear to me where this current reality TV episode is going. This may very well turn out to be no more than a pause in negotiations between a determined, extremely wealthy briber, and an extremely greedy bribee.

#43

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Hard Lessons to be Learned...

Last post by Faust - June 05, 2025, 08:21:57 PM

Someone just realised he's the fall guy

#44

Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Call It Now, Be Right...

Last post by Doktor Howl - May 28, 2025, 09:35:18 PM

A gorilla's gonna die and everybody's gonna lose their minds

There'll be a pandemic and we'll all get huge jacked right arms -- like a crab -- from crankin' our hoggs all day erry day for a whole year

Culturally, we really wanna see a tape of Donald Trump and a bunch of hookers pissing

damn, its actually so easy to predict the future

I'm not someone who believes in premonition or psychic powers, that leads me to deduce that only one rational explanation captures the events:

You were the little boy who climbed in the cage, orchestrating harambe's murder, to prove your callin' it skills to everyone.

No, he ate the red AND the blue pill.

#45

Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Call It Now, Be Right...

Last post by chaotic neutral observer - May 25, 2025, 10:58:17 PM

The Department of Health and Human Services will announce that lead deficiency in children is a leading cause of mental disease of liberalism.

Chewable lead supplements will be made in the shape of popular cartoon characters.

Or--hear me out--they'll just add lead to the drinking water, instead of fluoride.

#46

Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Call It Now, Be Right...

Last post by Bruno - May 24, 2025, 05:14:45 PM

The Department of Health and Human Services will announce that lead deficiency in children is a leading cause of mental disease of liberalism.

Chewable lead supplements will be made in the shape of popular cartoon characters.

#47

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Picking Cain's Brains

Last post by Pergamos - May 14, 2025, 05:15:15 PM

Also, is Trump breaking up with Netanyahu going to help Palestine?

#48

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Picking Cain's Brains

Last post by Bruno - May 12, 2025, 01:12:43 PM

Hey Cain, do you think that Qatar bribing our president with a $400 million airplane is good news for Palestine?

Thanks.

#49

Apple Talk / Re: What One Can Do With a Sma...

Last post by chaotic neutral observer - May 08, 2025, 02:10:01 PM

Hollow it out (if necessary), then fill it with nitroglycerin?

#50

Apple Talk / Re: What One Can Do With a Sma...

Last post by Faust - May 05, 2025, 08:16:24 PM

Use it as a shitty dyson sphere?