Apple Talk

The New Universe Shall be Constrained, Not by Bandwidth, but Shitheadidness

Started by I_Kicked_Kennedy

Replies: 11
Views: 7,802

January 05, 2014, 03:27:19 PM
by LMNO

The Horrible Proliferation of SCIENCE!

Started by Richter

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Replies: 17
Views: 7,803

March 08, 2010, 07:58:03 PM
by Jenne

Shameless Slander, #7: Queen Gogira

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 12
Views: 7,803

May 18, 2017, 10:52:02 PM
by The Wizard Joseph

These suburbs are mired in Cartesian dualism

Started by Cain

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Replies: 19
Views: 7,804

February 22, 2013, 04:52:41 AM
by Golden Applesauce

Only losers post in this thread

Started by rong

Replies: 5
Views: 7,805

July 30, 2021, 05:45:21 PM
by Cramulus

Yet STILL more FACTS

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

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Replies: 23
Views: 7,806

February 15, 2014, 12:15:12 PM
by Cain

How to elevator pitch discordianism?

Started by Meunster

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Replies: 16
Views: 7,809

March 03, 2015, 09:33:36 PM
by The Wizard Joseph

The Useful And True Carrot Information Thread

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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Replies: 17
Views: 7,809

August 28, 2012, 06:40:59 PM
by I_Kicked_Kennedy

You couldn't make it up

Started by MMIX

Replies: 6
Views: 7,809

September 03, 2009, 03:07:37 PM
by MMIX

Friendly Advice For New People

Started by Phox

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Replies: 19
Views: 7,810

April 11, 2011, 01:37:16 AM
by BadBeast

In case you're having a hard time

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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Replies: 20
Views: 7,810

October 13, 2013, 10:59:53 AM
by minuspace

Johnny, Nigel, your thoughts on this?

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

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Replies: 28
Views: 7,810

May 06, 2013, 10:07:28 PM
by Anna Mae Bollocks

Coyote's Random Crap involving Skyrim Thread

Started by Don Coyote

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Replies: 26
Views: 7,815

January 30, 2012, 05:57:21 PM
by Don Coyote

It has come to my attention

Started by hooplala

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Views: 7,816

January 30, 2010, 03:38:34 PM
by Triple Zero

The Zeitgeist Movement

Started by The Wizard

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Views: 7,817

April 27, 2010, 10:06:39 PM
by The Wizard

On having a Muse.

Started by EK WAFFLR

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Replies: 21
Views: 7,817

May 31, 2013, 12:30:23 AM
by EK WAFFLR

Oh heyyyy there

Started by *GrumpButt*

Replies: 13
Views: 7,818

October 04, 2012, 02:29:19 PM
by *GrumpButt*

Need song suggestions for tonight's broadcast!

Started by Suu

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Replies: 32
Views: 7,822

June 25, 2011, 09:11:20 PM
by Triple Zero

DOO BEE DOO BEE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

Replies: 13
Views: 7,822

December 17, 2011, 08:13:53 AM
by Iason Ouabache

Attn PD.com

Started by Adios

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Replies: 16
Views: 7,823

June 23, 2011, 03:10:00 AM
by Telarus

Freeky bending space time

Started by Pope Pixie Pickle

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Replies: 24
Views: 7,825

October 27, 2011, 05:27:07 AM
by Epimetheus

o ye of this site, i come bearing tribute...

Started by Scytale Anasûrimbor

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Replies: 27
Views: 7,828

January 19, 2011, 04:58:09 PM
by Suu

Homo Galacticus

Started by Roaring Biscuit!

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Replies: 15
Views: 7,831

February 17, 2010, 02:45:48 PM
by Roaring Biscuit!

Does this make me an arsehole?

Started by Bonsai Ent

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Replies: 20
Views: 7,831

February 20, 2010, 09:08:42 PM
by Bonsai Ent

Keeping Your Head, and Having the Right Priorities Amid Disaster

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 17
Views: 7,837

May 23, 2013, 02:39:42 AM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I'm on so much novicane you could stab me in the face and I wouldn't feel it.

Started by Requia ☣

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Replies: 22
Views: 7,840

October 06, 2010, 11:06:34 PM
by Requia ☣

They finally made a movie about Tucson.

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 1
Views: 7,840

October 02, 2022, 05:04:32 AM
by Anna Mae Bollocks

Oh You

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth

Replies: 9
Views: 7,840

December 04, 2019, 01:11:31 PM
by Cramulus

Discordian Dictionary - Dicsordinary

Started by NotPublished

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Replies: 21
Views: 7,841

January 30, 2010, 09:34:27 AM
by Jasper

ATTN OLD PEOPLES (Civil war era or there abouts)

Started by Sister Fracture

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Replies: 24
Views: 7,842

February 11, 2011, 08:15:57 PM
by Dysfunctional Cunt

Apparently, Number6 believes that:

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 26
Views: 7,842

June 01, 2010, 12:47:35 AM
by Doktor Howl

25% of UK Uni students know someone who has turned to the sex industry...

Started by Pope Pixie Pickle

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Replies: 21
Views: 7,851

January 09, 2012, 03:59:56 PM
by Cain

Been An Error There Has!

Started by ~

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Replies: 19
Views: 7,852

December 12, 2009, 09:19:01 AM
by P3nT4gR4m

Dkr. Howl : I think I finally know what you meant.

Started by Kai

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Replies: 26
Views: 7,857

March 04, 2010, 03:50:23 PM
by Kai

DO WE HAVE AN UNLIMITED PAGAN APPRECIATION THREAD? WELL WE DO NOW!

Started by Anna Mae Bollocks

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Replies: 16
Views: 7,860

October 15, 2012, 01:31:00 AM
by Luna

Why would a for-profit prison corporation reduce its number of inmates?

Started by ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

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Replies: 17
Views: 7,863

August 24, 2012, 05:50:59 AM
by The Dark Monk

See ya, suckers!

Started by East Coast Hustle

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Replies: 30
Views: 7,867

July 13, 2010, 04:14:38 PM
by Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Fucking Arizona.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

Replies: 13
Views: 7,868

April 06, 2017, 07:59:05 PM
by The Wizard Joseph

Remember Remember the 5th of November...

Started by Suu

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Replies: 25
Views: 7,869

November 06, 2009, 03:59:05 PM
by Suu

What Happened Next

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 27
Views: 7,869

September 19, 2012, 07:28:54 PM
by The Good Reverend Roger

Yet MORE anonymous PM responses.

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 26
Views: 7,870

June 28, 2011, 01:09:34 PM
by Richter

Rush Limbaugh Jokes

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 4
Views: 7,870

February 24, 2021, 12:05:48 PM
by The Wizard Joseph

what's a fuckstock, anyway?

Started by notathing

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Replies: 16
Views: 7,877

June 30, 2011, 06:48:18 AM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Oh yeah, THAT's why you don't need to get married: y'all can't get pregnant DUH!

Started by navkat

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Replies: 18
Views: 7,880

March 05, 2013, 06:37:48 PM
by The Good Reverend Roger

The Five Stoned Men: My friend reads The Illuminatus Trilogy

Started by Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

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Replies: 16
Views: 7,881

October 02, 2010, 06:47:24 PM
by NWC

This is for BMW

Started by LHX

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Replies: 18
Views: 7,887

December 16, 2010, 04:30:55 PM
by LHX

HEY, YOU, IN THE CAR AHEAD OF ME

Started by tyrannosaurus vex

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Replies: 19
Views: 7,888

December 07, 2010, 12:05:16 AM
by Salty

Mitch McConnell announces proposed amendment to name a national religion.

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 20
Views: 7,888

November 12, 2014, 03:01:03 PM
by Doktor Howl

Dear traditional-age college students.

Started by Suu

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Replies: 29
Views: 7,888

September 16, 2010, 03:32:36 AM
by Suu

Help me out here spags. A question about candor and honesty.

Started by AFK

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Replies: 29
Views: 7,889

January 08, 2010, 01:21:07 PM
by AFK