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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #975 on: January 19, 2010, 08:48:06 pm »
Worshipping a god of sarcasm?

Oh yeah, great idea.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #976 on: January 20, 2010, 04:00:09 am »
you  have to claw yourself through the zombie masses first, though.

i heard some of them are even cyborg zombies. They move around in strange carts, their bodies mutated into horrible nameless shapes, the muffled, maddening beating of the drums and thin, monotonous horns of blasphemous music, the crackling tinny voices coming from behind the walls of the blind, voiceless, mindless gargoyles from mouths that are no mouths.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #977 on: January 20, 2010, 02:25:50 pm »
Quote from: Cain
3. If you were to sort all Gods into five or six categories, what would those categories be? For example: Love, War, Nature, Wealth, Trickery, Sovereign. (function: same as above)

up, down, charm, strange, top, and bottom

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #978 on: January 26, 2010, 06:35:42 pm »

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #979 on: January 26, 2010, 06:37:42 pm »
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #980 on: January 26, 2010, 07:06:59 pm »
Aw, I see it fine.  Your permissions are not set to stun.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #981 on: January 26, 2010, 07:10:47 pm »
Aw, I see it fine.  Your permissions are not set to stun.

Now I see it.  A minute ago, I was getting the "this pic violates our prudish little behinds" image.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #982 on: January 26, 2010, 07:18:06 pm »
Aw, I see it fine.  Your permissions are not set to stun.

Now I see it.  A minute ago, I was getting the "this pic violates our prudish little behinds" image.

I can see its point, with all due consideration.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #983 on: January 27, 2010, 05:11:35 am »
Aw, I see it fine.  Your permissions are not set to stun.

Now I see it.  A minute ago, I was getting the "this pic violates our prudish little behinds" image.

I can see its point, with all due consideration.

I like to imagine their faces when it randomly pops up.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #984 on: January 28, 2010, 11:05:33 pm »
You made it into the top 10, you can quit spamming the place now :roll:

OMG! SERIOULSY TOP TEN! I'M SOFA KING EXCITED! WOW! WHAT AN HONOR TO BE TOP 10! I FEEL SO HAPPY I COULD TAKE A DUMP ON YOUR CHEST!

Yeah, I just POTD'd myself.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #985 on: January 28, 2010, 11:18:58 pm »
It was pretty funny.  The bit about stickying posts was an excellent rejoinder, too.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #986 on: January 29, 2010, 05:34:55 am »
Kinda makes me want to put my pee-stained dentures back in.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #987 on: February 08, 2010, 10:49:40 pm »
400 pounds is nothing.  I have seen 600 pound monstrosities that are confined to specially reinforced Rascal Scooters, like Captain Pike crossed with a Zeppelin.

you should post blurry pictures of those to UFO crankpot sites.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #988 on: February 10, 2010, 09:07:01 pm »
Mustache wax is not available to the general public.  One day you will be walking down the street and a well dressed older gentleman will approach you and hand you a card that appears to made out of graphite.  On it will be an address.  It will invariably be for a basement with a heavy rich wooden door, a wrought iron railing, and stone stairs.  At the door you will be requested to present the card and your mustache is inspected.  Within you will find waxes ranging from the exotic to the everyday with a variety of scents, hand carved miniature grooming devices, and shears forged of Damascus steel.

They will accept no payment other than the card you've been given, and you are expected to take only that which you require.  Should you return, you'll find the location boarded up and long abandoned.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #989 on: February 11, 2010, 06:06:31 pm »
Twofer from Crazy Prepared:


guns freak me out.

That's probably a reasonable, measured response to anything that can put glory holes in you.

Did I say glory holes?

Yeah, kinda.


guns freak me out.

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