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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #225 on: August 06, 2010, 12:01:42 am »
I've thought about eating some, but I am too lazy to peel them.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #226 on: August 06, 2010, 12:05:41 pm »
Quote from: BadBeast on August 05, 2010, 11:11:33 pm
I haven't touched one since. Only a couple of orange juice mixers, with vodka. Semi fermented pulpy orange shit is unpleasant enough for my sphincter to itch still, at the thought of an orange. *Shifts uncomfortably* See?

how was it semi-fermented?

also this thread has made me buy and eat some oranges, although in sensible amounts ...
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #227 on: August 06, 2010, 12:08:20 pm »
I feel like such a sissy now, I'm eating mandarins.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #228 on: August 06, 2010, 12:13:34 pm »
hang on, I thought oranges were bananas until I saw the picture

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Well I saw the word torture and I thought of banana ...
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #229 on: August 06, 2010, 01:25:46 pm »
Quote from: NotPublished on August 06, 2010, 12:13:34 pm
hang on, I thought oranges were bananas until I saw the picture

:s

Well I saw the word torture and I thought of banana ...
Pineapples are far more effective instruments of torture than oranges and bananas combined. Painful on insertion, (I would imagine) and devastating on extraction. They should rename them "Goatseapples".  :fap:
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #230 on: September 09, 2010, 07:59:24 pm »
Quote from: Zyzyx on June 24, 2010, 03:41:06 am
About to pass out so I'm going to eat one then go to town on the rest in the morning.

Bump. Mentioned in the Allow Me to Introduce Myself thread. Also, I think it's funny that Zyzyx was going to suspend it until the next day. He did mix it with beer, which I'm still impressed about.

Zyzyx had some potential, and I liked him. Too bad he got blown up in a freak industrial accident.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #231 on: April 05, 2011, 10:22:22 am »
Bump. :)
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #232 on: April 05, 2011, 10:37:23 am »
Bastard!   :fap: :x :fap:
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #233 on: April 05, 2011, 11:24:53 pm »
HOLY PINEAPPLE COCKS OF RAGGEDY PROLAPSE!

THIS THREAD HAS RETURNED!

(And I reread the entire thing.  :lulz: )
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #234 on: April 05, 2011, 11:26:24 pm »
I fucking love this thread!

Also, Cainad's fruit  thread. I need to go find it.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #235 on: April 06, 2011, 01:59:57 am »
ON FRIDAY

I WILL CHALLENGE ANY MOTHERFUCKER THINKS THEY HAVE THE INTESTINAL FORTITUDE TO GO TOE TO TOE WITH ME AGAIN. I MAY HAVE LOST ROUND 1, BUT I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER EATING ORANGES, I SHIT YOU NOT.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #236 on: April 06, 2011, 03:31:47 am »
I am never doing this again. Ever.


EVER.

YOU SEE THE COLOR OF THIS TEXT? THIS WAS THE COLOR OF MY SHIT FOR 3 GODAWFUL DAYS AND NIGHTS. GOOD THING WE DIDN'T ROCK THE RUBY REDS OR BLOOD ORANGES OR I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT A GODDAMN PROLAPSE WAS IMMINENT.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #237 on: April 06, 2011, 03:34:39 am »
YOU

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #238 on: April 06, 2011, 03:38:27 am »
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 06, 2011, 03:34:39 am
YOU

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WEAK

Do it.

Do and see who calls who weak, little girl. You know those hemorrhoids? They'll be back, with a VENGEANCE.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #239 on: April 06, 2011, 03:41:11 am »
I will, and without a broked shitbox to slow me down, I WILL RULE THE FUCKING PLANET OF ORANGE EATERS FOR A SOLID THREE HOURS.  WITH AN IRON FIST.


See if I don't.  But I need someone to compete against.
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