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Cainad (dec.)

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

« Reply #240 on: April 06, 2011, 03:57:11 am »

I am going to regret this.

Consider my hat to be IN THE FUCKING RING, FUCKERS!

My orange purchasing will occur sometime around 11 am tomorrow. Pics for authenticity.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

« Reply #241 on: April 06, 2011, 04:05:33 am »

Damn, I should have gotten in on this yesterday.

Stopped after eating half the bag

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

« Reply #242 on: April 06, 2011, 04:18:38 am »

TOMORROW, IT'S ON!

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

« Reply #243 on: April 06, 2011, 04:27:19 am »

Freeky sez Friday.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

« Reply #244 on: April 06, 2011, 04:31:18 am »

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2011, 04:27:19 am

Freeky sez Friday.

Oh.

FRIDAY IT IS!

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

« Reply #245 on: April 06, 2011, 05:19:26 am »

Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on April 06, 2011, 04:31:18 am

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2011, 04:27:19 am
Freeky sez Friday.

Oh.

FRIDAY IT IS!

FUCK YEAH, COMPETITION!!!

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Cainad (dec.)

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

« Reply #246 on: April 06, 2011, 05:25:58 am »

Whoop, glad I stayed on to read that.

Friday indeed.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

« Reply #247 on: April 06, 2011, 05:26:44 am »

IN FUCKING DEED

BITCH.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

« Reply #248 on: April 06, 2011, 05:28:40 am »

OH MY FUCKING GOD

AS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING IN

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CROWN! NO ONE!

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

« Reply #249 on: April 06, 2011, 05:29:44 am »

Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 05:28:40 am

OH MY FUCKING GOD

AS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING IN

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CROWN! NO ONE!

OH FUCK YEAH NIGEL IS IN

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

« Reply #250 on: April 06, 2011, 05:30:04 am »

This is going to be so epic and sweet.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

« Reply #251 on: April 06, 2011, 05:40:35 am »

oh jesus christballs

my asshole is in so much danger

shiiiiitttt I am now committed to eating what will probably be a minimum of 13 oranges within 24 hours.

I WILL NOT BACK DOWN

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

« Reply #252 on: April 06, 2011, 05:41:30 am »

I don't really want to know do I?

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

« Reply #253 on: April 06, 2011, 05:43:39 am »

Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 05:28:40 am

OH MY FUCKING GOD

AS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING IN

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CROWN! NO ONE!

What was your record again?

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

« Reply #254 on: April 06, 2011, 05:50:32 am »

Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 05:41:30 am

I don't really want to know do I?

Read dis fread. Is epic.

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