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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #240 on: April 06, 2011, 03:57:11 am »
I am going to regret this.



Consider my hat to be IN THE FUCKING RING, FUCKERS!

My orange purchasing will occur sometime around 11 am tomorrow. Pics for authenticity.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #241 on: April 06, 2011, 04:05:33 am »
Damn, I should have gotten in on this yesterday.

Stopped after eating half the bag  :argh!:
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #242 on: April 06, 2011, 04:18:38 am »
TOMORROW, IT'S ON!


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #243 on: April 06, 2011, 04:27:19 am »
Freeky sez Friday.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #244 on: April 06, 2011, 04:31:18 am »
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #245 on: April 06, 2011, 05:19:26 am »
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #246 on: April 06, 2011, 05:25:58 am »
Whoop, glad I stayed on to read that. :lulz:  Friday indeed.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #247 on: April 06, 2011, 05:26:44 am »
IN  FUCKING  DEED


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If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #248 on: April 06, 2011, 05:28:40 am »
OH MY FUCKING GOD

AS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING IN

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CROWN! NO ONE!
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #249 on: April 06, 2011, 05:29:44 am »
OH MY FUCKING GOD

AS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING IN

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CROWN! NO ONE!


OH FUCK YEAH NIGEL IS IN
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #250 on: April 06, 2011, 05:30:04 am »
This is going to be so epic and sweet.
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #251 on: April 06, 2011, 05:40:35 am »
oh jesus christballs

my asshole is in so much danger :x


shiiiiitttt I am now committed to eating what will probably be a minimum of 13 oranges within 24 hours.




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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #252 on: April 06, 2011, 05:41:30 am »
I don't really want to know do I?
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #253 on: April 06, 2011, 05:43:39 am »
OH MY FUCKING GOD

AS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING IN

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CROWN! NO ONE!


What was your record again?
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #254 on: April 06, 2011, 05:50:32 am »
I don't really want to know do I?

Read dis fread.  Is epic.
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in