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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #240 on: April 06, 2011, 03:57:11 am »
I am going to regret this.



Consider my hat to be IN THE FUCKING RING, FUCKERS!

My orange purchasing will occur sometime around 11 am tomorrow. Pics for authenticity.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #241 on: April 06, 2011, 04:05:33 am »
Damn, I should have gotten in on this yesterday.

Stopped after eating half the bag  :argh!:
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #242 on: April 06, 2011, 04:18:38 am »
TOMORROW, IT'S ON!


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #243 on: April 06, 2011, 04:27:19 am »
Freeky sez Friday.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #244 on: April 06, 2011, 04:31:18 am »
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #245 on: April 06, 2011, 05:19:26 am »

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #246 on: April 06, 2011, 05:25:58 am »
Whoop, glad I stayed on to read that. :lulz:  Friday indeed.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #247 on: April 06, 2011, 05:26:44 am »
IN  FUCKING  DEED


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #248 on: April 06, 2011, 05:28:40 am »
OH MY FUCKING GOD

AS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING IN

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CROWN! NO ONE!
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #249 on: April 06, 2011, 05:29:44 am »
OH MY FUCKING GOD

AS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING IN

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CROWN! NO ONE!


OH FUCK YEAH NIGEL IS IN

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #250 on: April 06, 2011, 05:30:04 am »
This is going to be so epic and sweet.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #251 on: April 06, 2011, 05:40:35 am »
oh jesus christballs

my asshole is in so much danger :x


shiiiiitttt I am now committed to eating what will probably be a minimum of 13 oranges within 24 hours.




I WILL NOT BACK DOWN

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #252 on: April 06, 2011, 05:41:30 am »
I don't really want to know do I?
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #253 on: April 06, 2011, 05:43:39 am »
OH MY FUCKING GOD

AS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING IN

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CROWN! NO ONE!


What was your record again?
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #254 on: April 06, 2011, 05:50:32 am »
I don't really want to know do I?

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