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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #825 on: January 17, 2012, 12:08:06 am »
Up to fifteen now. Think I'll call it a day.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #826 on: January 17, 2012, 12:35:16 am »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2012, 12:07:09 am
Quote from: Nigel on January 17, 2012, 12:05:33 am
Quote from: Cramulus on January 16, 2012, 11:11:19 pm
from Net:

The triage nurse laughed at me. :) The good news is that the blood is getting brighter red, the bad news is that I keep vomiting blood. I'm being admitted to the regular ass hospital now so thanks for dreaming up this turd-spackled contest, captain ass spanner.



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yo, if we can pick a get well thing of some sort, I will totally throw in
because this shit is bananas

That really doesn't sound good.

EIGHT POUNDS of ANYTHING is bad fucking news.  Eight pounds of CITRIC ACID-LOADED oranges is pretty near suicide.

I ate 11 lbs last year.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #827 on: January 17, 2012, 12:36:27 am »
Quote from: Nigel on January 17, 2012, 12:35:16 am
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2012, 12:07:09 am
Quote from: Nigel on January 17, 2012, 12:05:33 am
Quote from: Cramulus on January 16, 2012, 11:11:19 pm
from Net:

The triage nurse laughed at me. :) The good news is that the blood is getting brighter red, the bad news is that I keep vomiting blood. I'm being admitted to the regular ass hospital now so thanks for dreaming up this turd-spackled contest, captain ass spanner.



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yo, if we can pick a get well thing of some sort, I will totally throw in
because this shit is bananas

That really doesn't sound good.

EIGHT POUNDS of ANYTHING is bad fucking news.  Eight pounds of CITRIC ACID-LOADED oranges is pretty near suicide.

I ate 11 lbs last year.

But you can unhinge your jaw and eat a whole midget.  Different case entirely.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #828 on: January 17, 2012, 12:52:52 am »
Yeah, but I also ate only one less orange than Nigel last time. And me, I'm about as wimpy white-bread suburban sissy as they come.

Clearly there is an Orange Force which has a Dark and a Light side. Or something.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #829 on: January 17, 2012, 12:54:51 am »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2012, 12:36:27 am
Quote from: Nigel on January 17, 2012, 12:35:16 am
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2012, 12:07:09 am
Quote from: Nigel on January 17, 2012, 12:05:33 am
Quote from: Cramulus on January 16, 2012, 11:11:19 pm
from Net:

The triage nurse laughed at me. :) The good news is that the blood is getting brighter red, the bad news is that I keep vomiting blood. I'm being admitted to the regular ass hospital now so thanks for dreaming up this turd-spackled contest, captain ass spanner.



_____

yo, if we can pick a get well thing of some sort, I will totally throw in
because this shit is bananas

That really doesn't sound good.

EIGHT POUNDS of ANYTHING is bad fucking news.  Eight pounds of CITRIC ACID-LOADED oranges is pretty near suicide.

I ate 11 lbs last year.

But you can unhinge your jaw and eat a whole midget.  Different case entirely.

 :lol:
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #830 on: January 17, 2012, 12:59:06 am »
Quote from: Nigel on January 17, 2012, 12:54:51 am
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2012, 12:36:27 am
Quote from: Nigel on January 17, 2012, 12:35:16 am
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2012, 12:07:09 am
Quote from: Nigel on January 17, 2012, 12:05:33 am
Quote from: Cramulus on January 16, 2012, 11:11:19 pm
from Net:

The triage nurse laughed at me. :) The good news is that the blood is getting brighter red, the bad news is that I keep vomiting blood. I'm being admitted to the regular ass hospital now so thanks for dreaming up this turd-spackled contest, captain ass spanner.



_____

yo, if we can pick a get well thing of some sort, I will totally throw in
because this shit is bananas

That really doesn't sound good.

EIGHT POUNDS of ANYTHING is bad fucking news.  Eight pounds of CITRIC ACID-LOADED oranges is pretty near suicide.

I ate 11 lbs last year.

But you can unhinge your jaw and eat a whole midget.  Different case entirely.

 :lol:

One of these days I'm going to have to collect up all the Nigel facts.

And the Richter ones, too.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #831 on: January 17, 2012, 01:04:16 am »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2012, 12:59:06 am
Quote from: Nigel on January 17, 2012, 12:54:51 am
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2012, 12:36:27 am
Quote from: Nigel on January 17, 2012, 12:35:16 am
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2012, 12:07:09 am
Quote from: Nigel on January 17, 2012, 12:05:33 am
Quote from: Cramulus on January 16, 2012, 11:11:19 pm
from Net:

The triage nurse laughed at me. :) The good news is that the blood is getting brighter red, the bad news is that I keep vomiting blood. I'm being admitted to the regular ass hospital now so thanks for dreaming up this turd-spackled contest, captain ass spanner.



_____

yo, if we can pick a get well thing of some sort, I will totally throw in
because this shit is bananas

That really doesn't sound good.

EIGHT POUNDS of ANYTHING is bad fucking news.  Eight pounds of CITRIC ACID-LOADED oranges is pretty near suicide.

I ate 11 lbs last year.

But you can unhinge your jaw and eat a whole midget.  Different case entirely.

 :lol:

One of these days I'm going to have to collect up all the Nigel facts.

And the Richter ones, too.

Oooh, I'd like that!
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #832 on: January 17, 2012, 01:05:00 am »
Holyshit you spags. I hope Net is OK. Have we heard from him recently?
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #833 on: January 17, 2012, 01:06:05 am »
Quote from: Telarus on January 17, 2012, 01:05:00 am
Holyshit you spags. I hope Net is OK. Have we heard from him recently?

1.  Under no circumstances is vomiting blood "okay".  I just hope he's alive.

2.  He's been texting cram.  That's about it.  Nothing for the last few hours.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #834 on: January 17, 2012, 01:56:31 am »
My system pretty much told me to stop after 7 navel oranges this time around. I'm not feeling "good", but I'm "okay". I couldn't even think of eating 8 pounds...

I know this contest was funny as hell when it started, but anyone vomiting blood is bad. No matter how lulzy even they are taking it. Just sayin'.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #835 on: January 17, 2012, 02:00:37 am »
It would be a shame if Net's condition was let slip to the local media, sparking an outrage on the new dangerous orange eating contest craze.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #836 on: January 17, 2012, 02:46:17 am »
Net is my fucking hero. I don't care how many oranges you other spags eat, if you don't end up in hospital trying to explain TO THE WALL to nurses who are laughing at you, you ain't got nothing.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #837 on: January 17, 2012, 03:11:30 am »
Quote from: Beardman Meow on January 17, 2012, 02:46:17 am
Net is my fucking hero.

this!

no word from Net in a while-- just texted him, fingers crossed that they didn't have to amputate his stomach or something
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #838 on: January 17, 2012, 03:13:43 am »
Wow. I hope Net is alright. You guys are insane and I am laughing so hard. Why am I laughing at this, VOMITING BLOOD IS SO NOT FUNNY?!
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #839 on: January 17, 2012, 03:18:15 am »
from Net:

The Doc said I should be fine and that stomachs are pretty badass organs. I was just discharged.
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