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Quote from: Nigel on January 17, 2012, 12:05:33 amQuote from: Cramulus on January 16, 2012, 11:11:19 pmfrom Net:The triage nurse laughed at me. The good news is that the blood is getting brighter red, the bad news is that I keep vomiting blood. I'm being admitted to the regular ass hospital now so thanks for dreaming up this turd-spackled contest, captain ass spanner._____yo, if we can pick a get well thing of some sort, I will totally throw inbecause this shit is bananasThat really doesn't sound good.EIGHT POUNDS of ANYTHING is bad fucking news. Eight pounds of CITRIC ACID-LOADED oranges is pretty near suicide.
Quote from: Cramulus on January 16, 2012, 11:11:19 pmfrom Net:The triage nurse laughed at me. The good news is that the blood is getting brighter red, the bad news is that I keep vomiting blood. I'm being admitted to the regular ass hospital now so thanks for dreaming up this turd-spackled contest, captain ass spanner._____yo, if we can pick a get well thing of some sort, I will totally throw inbecause this shit is bananasThat really doesn't sound good.
from Net:The triage nurse laughed at me. The good news is that the blood is getting brighter red, the bad news is that I keep vomiting blood. I'm being admitted to the regular ass hospital now so thanks for dreaming up this turd-spackled contest, captain ass spanner._____yo, if we can pick a get well thing of some sort, I will totally throw inbecause this shit is bananas
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2012, 12:07:09 amQuote from: Nigel on January 17, 2012, 12:05:33 amQuote from: Cramulus on January 16, 2012, 11:11:19 pmfrom Net:The triage nurse laughed at me. The good news is that the blood is getting brighter red, the bad news is that I keep vomiting blood. I'm being admitted to the regular ass hospital now so thanks for dreaming up this turd-spackled contest, captain ass spanner._____yo, if we can pick a get well thing of some sort, I will totally throw inbecause this shit is bananasThat really doesn't sound good.EIGHT POUNDS of ANYTHING is bad fucking news. Eight pounds of CITRIC ACID-LOADED oranges is pretty near suicide.I ate 11 lbs last year.
Quote from: Nigel on January 17, 2012, 12:35:16 amQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2012, 12:07:09 amQuote from: Nigel on January 17, 2012, 12:05:33 amQuote from: Cramulus on January 16, 2012, 11:11:19 pmfrom Net:The triage nurse laughed at me. The good news is that the blood is getting brighter red, the bad news is that I keep vomiting blood. I'm being admitted to the regular ass hospital now so thanks for dreaming up this turd-spackled contest, captain ass spanner._____yo, if we can pick a get well thing of some sort, I will totally throw inbecause this shit is bananasThat really doesn't sound good.EIGHT POUNDS of ANYTHING is bad fucking news. Eight pounds of CITRIC ACID-LOADED oranges is pretty near suicide.I ate 11 lbs last year.But you can unhinge your jaw and eat a whole midget. Different case entirely.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2012, 12:36:27 amQuote from: Nigel on January 17, 2012, 12:35:16 amQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2012, 12:07:09 amQuote from: Nigel on January 17, 2012, 12:05:33 amQuote from: Cramulus on January 16, 2012, 11:11:19 pmfrom Net:The triage nurse laughed at me. The good news is that the blood is getting brighter red, the bad news is that I keep vomiting blood. I'm being admitted to the regular ass hospital now so thanks for dreaming up this turd-spackled contest, captain ass spanner._____yo, if we can pick a get well thing of some sort, I will totally throw inbecause this shit is bananasThat really doesn't sound good.EIGHT POUNDS of ANYTHING is bad fucking news. Eight pounds of CITRIC ACID-LOADED oranges is pretty near suicide.I ate 11 lbs last year.But you can unhinge your jaw and eat a whole midget. Different case entirely.
Quote from: Nigel on January 17, 2012, 12:54:51 amQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2012, 12:36:27 amQuote from: Nigel on January 17, 2012, 12:35:16 amQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2012, 12:07:09 amQuote from: Nigel on January 17, 2012, 12:05:33 amQuote from: Cramulus on January 16, 2012, 11:11:19 pmfrom Net:The triage nurse laughed at me. The good news is that the blood is getting brighter red, the bad news is that I keep vomiting blood. I'm being admitted to the regular ass hospital now so thanks for dreaming up this turd-spackled contest, captain ass spanner._____yo, if we can pick a get well thing of some sort, I will totally throw inbecause this shit is bananasThat really doesn't sound good.EIGHT POUNDS of ANYTHING is bad fucking news. Eight pounds of CITRIC ACID-LOADED oranges is pretty near suicide.I ate 11 lbs last year.But you can unhinge your jaw and eat a whole midget. Different case entirely. One of these days I'm going to have to collect up all the Nigel facts.And the Richter ones, too.
Holyshit you spags. I hope Net is OK. Have we heard from him recently?
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.
EoC doesn't make creepy.EoC makes creepy worse.
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.
Net is my fucking hero.