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FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

Started by Cramulus, June 22, 2010, 02:44:42 PM

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Fractalbeard

#840
January 17, 2012, 03:20:54 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 17, 2012, 03:18:15 AM
from Net:

The Doc said I should be fine and that stomachs are pretty badass organs. I was just discharged.

Yay!
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Pæs

#841
January 17, 2012, 03:27:35 AM
TELL HIM HE HAS TO EAT SIX MORE TO WIN.

Kai

#842
January 17, 2012, 03:31:11 AM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on January 17, 2012, 03:27:35 AM
TELL HIM HE HAS TO EAT SIX MORE TO WIN.

:lulz:
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Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
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Juana

#843
January 17, 2012, 03:41:19 AM
aargh, I wish I had been paying attention! I woulda joined this year!
And NET YOU CRAZY FUCKER.

Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 17, 2012, 12:08:06 AM
Up to fifteen now. Think I'll call it a day.


Your cigarette, sir. Is it backwards? Is that some Eurospag thing?
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Eater of Clowns

#844
January 17, 2012, 03:45:18 AM
Tonight on eye witness news, Orange Eating Contests, the deadly game sweeping the nation.  A harmless consumption of seasonal citrus, or an acidic nightmare waiting to prey upon its unsuspecting victims
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Kai

#845
January 17, 2012, 03:48:08 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 17, 2012, 03:45:18 AM
Tonight on eye witness news, Orange Eating Contests, the deadly game sweeping the nation.  A harmless consumption of seasonal citrus, or an acidic nightmare waiting to prey upon its unsuspecting victims

YOU DECIDE!
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

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#846
January 17, 2012, 05:57:10 AM
I'm still perversely entertained by this whole thing and I hope you are too.

Also, I'm honored to receive the Purple Orange and sincerely appreciate the concern for my health.

I will need a little time to go over the rest of this thread, to sleep, to track down possible pics of The Initial Barf, and to make my thoughts a bit more, uh, digestible.

Good game, asshats.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Phox

#847
January 17, 2012, 06:02:44 AM
It is officially midnight, and I have failed to achieve my stated goal, devouring only 10 and one half oranges, though I completed over 2000 words. I am shamed! The only recourse I have is ritual suicide via Net's acidic blood vomit.

Cramulus

#848
January 17, 2012, 06:04:40 AM
HE LIVES!

Telarus

#849
January 17, 2012, 06:22:45 AM
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#850
January 17, 2012, 07:59:18 AM
Quote from: Net on January 17, 2012, 05:57:10 AM
I'm still perversely entertained by this whole thing and I hope you are too.

Also, I'm honored to receive the Purple Orange and sincerely appreciate the concern for my health.

I will need a little time to go over the rest of this thread, to sleep, to track down possible pics of The Initial Barf, and to make my thoughts a bit more, uh, digestible.

Good game, asshats.

Net, YOU ARE A FUCKING HERO.
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EK WAFFLR

#851
January 17, 2012, 08:32:29 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 17, 2012, 07:59:18 AM
Quote from: Net on January 17, 2012, 05:57:10 AM
I'm still perversely entertained by this whole thing and I hope you are too.

Also, I'm honored to receive the Purple Orange and sincerely appreciate the concern for my health.

I will need a little time to go over the rest of this thread, to sleep, to track down possible pics of The Initial Barf, and to make my thoughts a bit more, uh, digestible.

Good game, asshats.

Net, YOU ARE A FUCKING HERO.

SECONDED
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Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Nast

#852
January 17, 2012, 08:38:51 AM
Oh gosh Net! Glad you're alive.

Was it a stomach ulcer?
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EK WAFFLR

#853
January 17, 2012, 09:02:18 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on January 17, 2012, 03:41:19 AM
aargh, I wish I had been paying attention! I woulda joined this year!
And NET YOU CRAZY FUCKER.

Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 17, 2012, 12:08:06 AM
Up to fifteen now. Think I'll call it a day.


Your cigarette, sir. Is it backwards? Is that some Eurospag thing?

Wat? Naw, it's in my mouth the right way. :)
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Luna

#854
January 17, 2012, 10:38:53 AM
Damn, Net, hope you recover without that thing that makes you walk through the produce section and start twitching uncontrollably.

Also, quiet, understated post which bears repeating:

Quote from: Dingus Thingus Rurouzaru on January 16, 2012, 05:26:51 PM
Oh, god, I forgot about the smell  :horrormirth:
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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