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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #840 on: January 17, 2012, 03:20:54 am »
from Net:

The Doc said I should be fine and that stomachs are pretty badass organs. I was just discharged.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #841 on: January 17, 2012, 03:27:35 am »
TELL HIM HE HAS TO EAT SIX MORE TO WIN.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #842 on: January 17, 2012, 03:31:11 am »
TELL HIM HE HAS TO EAT SIX MORE TO WIN.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #843 on: January 17, 2012, 03:41:19 am »
aargh, I wish I had been paying attention! I woulda joined this year!
And NET YOU CRAZY FUCKER.

Up to fifteen now. Think I'll call it a day.


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #844 on: January 17, 2012, 03:45:18 am »
Tonight on eye witness news, Orange Eating Contests, the deadly game sweeping the nation.  A harmless consumption of seasonal citrus, or an acidic nightmare waiting to prey upon its unsuspecting victims
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #845 on: January 17, 2012, 03:48:08 am »
Tonight on eye witness news, Orange Eating Contests, the deadly game sweeping the nation.  A harmless consumption of seasonal citrus, or an acidic nightmare waiting to prey upon its unsuspecting victims

YOU DECIDE!
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #846 on: January 17, 2012, 05:57:10 am »
I'm still perversely entertained by this whole thing and I hope you are too.

Also, I'm honored to receive the Purple Orange and sincerely appreciate the concern for my health.

I will need a little time to go over the rest of this thread, to sleep, to track down possible pics of The Initial Barf, and to make my thoughts a bit more, uh, digestible.

Good game, asshats.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #847 on: January 17, 2012, 06:02:44 am »
It is officially midnight, and I have failed to achieve my stated goal, devouring only 10 and one half oranges, though I completed over 2000 words. I am shamed! The only recourse I have is ritual suicide via Net's acidic blood vomit.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #848 on: January 17, 2012, 06:04:40 am »
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« Reply #849 on: January 17, 2012, 06:22:45 am »
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #850 on: January 17, 2012, 07:59:18 am »
I'm still perversely entertained by this whole thing and I hope you are too.

Also, I'm honored to receive the Purple Orange and sincerely appreciate the concern for my health.

I will need a little time to go over the rest of this thread, to sleep, to track down possible pics of The Initial Barf, and to make my thoughts a bit more, uh, digestible.

Good game, asshats.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #851 on: January 17, 2012, 08:32:29 am »
I'm still perversely entertained by this whole thing and I hope you are too.

Also, I'm honored to receive the Purple Orange and sincerely appreciate the concern for my health.

I will need a little time to go over the rest of this thread, to sleep, to track down possible pics of The Initial Barf, and to make my thoughts a bit more, uh, digestible.

Good game, asshats.

Net, YOU ARE A FUCKING HERO.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #852 on: January 17, 2012, 08:38:51 am »
Oh gosh Net! Glad you're alive.

Was it a stomach ulcer?
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #853 on: January 17, 2012, 09:02:18 am »
aargh, I wish I had been paying attention! I woulda joined this year!
And NET YOU CRAZY FUCKER.

Up to fifteen now. Think I'll call it a day.


Your cigarette, sir. Is it backwards? Is that some Eurospag thing?

Wat? Naw, it's in my mouth the right way. :)
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #854 on: January 17, 2012, 10:38:53 am »
Damn, Net, hope you recover without that thing that makes you walk through the produce section and start twitching uncontrollably.

Also, quiet, understated post which bears repeating:

Oh, god, I forgot about the smell  :horrormirth:
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