Atheists Owned

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You might like this link: Where did the races come from?

I find it terrifying that the same mind which can say that anthropology is bullshit can make up this shit and claim it as true.


Actually, I just find the fundamentalist mind terrifying in general. Who knows what sort of things a mind not based in reality is capable.

Landover Baptist Church is satire.

What's disturbing is that it's not obvious because it's too close to the real thing.  

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

It's likely that a branch of the Sinites went across the Pacific and spread into the Americas through Alaska, and as they spread southward they encountered the Mizraimites who were spreading northward. Instead of going to war and establishing borders like Godly folks would have done, they interbred with each other and became a bunch of hybridized mongrels.

Oh come on, that's blatantly un-Christian. They have to be trolls right?
I thought I didn't have any faith left to lose  

Edit: It HAS to be a joke. There's a graph that says retarded people are descendants of Nephilim. Aside from that being ridiculous, ALL the nephilim were killed in the flood. It's like they're too stupid to read the bible even, I refuse to believe it!

Have you read the Book of Numbers, or Joshua?

[Freckleback]

You might like this link: Where did the races come from?

I find it terrifying that the same mind which can say that anthropology is bullshit can make up this shit and claim it as true.


Actually, I just find the fundamentalist mind terrifying in general. Who knows what sort of things a mind not based in reality is capable.

Landover Baptist Church is satire.

What's disturbing is that it's not obvious because it's too close to the real thing.  

Makes you wonder how many of the posts there are made by fundies who don't notice it either.

[Freckleback]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_Hovind

http://creationwiki.org/Kent_Hovind

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I found this particularly amusing: http://www.dinosauradventureland.com/

[Kai]

You might like this link: Where did the races come from?

I find it terrifying that the same mind which can say that anthropology is bullshit can make up this shit and claim it as true.


Actually, I just find the fundamentalist mind terrifying in general. Who knows what sort of things a mind not based in reality is capable.

Landover Baptist Church is satire.

What's disturbing is that it's not obvious because it's too close to the real thing.  

Poe's Law on the Internet may be more like the inerrant laws of physics than I previously thought.

[Kai]

I found this particularly amusing: http://www.dinosauradventureland.com/

I find everything about Ken Hovind particularly amusing, aside from the fact that he's a fraud and he teaches children bullshit.

I mean, if it weren't for his pull, he'd just be an amusing eccentric story teller that nobody takes seriously.

[Freckleback]

The whole "Sovereign Citizen" thing is a nice touch.

[Pinprop]

Have you read the Book of Numbers, or Joshua?

I haven't read/or don't remember what happens in Joshua. And isn't Numbers just a genealogy?

[Kai]

Have you read the Book of Numbers, or Joshua?

I haven't read/or don't remember what happens in Joshua. And isn't Numbers just a genealogy?

Numbers is a census of the Israelites. Joshua is a catalog of the genocides accomplished as the Israelites made their way into the Levant from Egypt. Neither of which probably ever happened.

[Don Coyote]

Have you read the Book of Numbers, or Joshua?

I haven't read/or don't remember what happens in Joshua. And isn't Numbers just a genealogy?

Numbers is a census of the Israelites. Joshua is a catalog of the genocides accomplished as the Israelites made their way into the Levant from Egypt. Neither of which probably ever happened.

I love you.

[Kai]

Have you read the Book of Numbers, or Joshua?

I haven't read/or don't remember what happens in Joshua. And isn't Numbers just a genealogy?

Numbers is a census of the Israelites. Joshua is a catalog of the genocides accomplished as the Israelites made their way into the Levant from Egypt. Neither of which probably ever happened.

I love you.

I hope so. All of humanity should love me for the hours I've spent wading through the pile of shit that is Joshua through Kings and bless me for my summaries so they don't have to read it themselves.

The fast summary is: A series of leaders from Joshua to the sons of David lead the Israelites through successive genocides, rape and pillaging to appease their god of war, Yahweh, after they displease him with minor infractions. Also, Samson was a womanizing asshole with bad tastes in women who nevertheless made up for it at the end of his life by pulling the temple down on him and his captors. Also, Saul, Solomon, and David were complete assholes. Also also, David and Johnathan had a relationship which ranges into questionably homosexual.

Thats about it.

[Phox]

Have you read the Book of Numbers, or Joshua?

I haven't read/or don't remember what happens in Joshua. And isn't Numbers just a genealogy?

Numbers is a census of the Israelites. Joshua is a catalog of the genocides accomplished as the Israelites made their way into the Levant from Egypt. Neither of which probably ever happened.

I love you.

I hope so. All of humanity should love me for the hours I've spent wading through the pile of shit that is Joshua through Kings and bless me for my summaries so they don't have to read it themselves.

The fast summary is: A series of leaders from Joshua to the sons of David lead the Israelites through successive genocides, rape and pillaging to appease their god of war, Yahweh, after they displease him with minor infractions. Also, Samson was a womanizing asshole with bad tastes in women who nevertheless made up for it at the end of his life by pulling the temple down on him and his captors. Also, Saul, Solomon, and David were complete assholes. Also also, David and Johnathan had a relationship which ranges into questionably homosexual.

Thats about it.

Yes, and everyone should love ME for having hours of conversations with you about all of those things, for the betterment of our mutual understanding. 


(Love you. )

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

Have you read the Book of Numbers, or Joshua?

I haven't read/or don't remember what happens in Joshua. And isn't Numbers just a genealogy?

Numbers is a census of the Israelites. Joshua is a catalog of the genocides accomplished as the Israelites made their way into the Levant from Egypt. Neither of which probably ever happened.

No, most of the Book of Numbers is also about genocide.

ETA: Numbers is about Israelite genocides conducted under Moses while they made their way from Egypt to Canaan.  Joshua is about the Israelite genocides conducted under Joshua after they entered Canaan.

[BadBeast]

Have you read the Book of Numbers, or Joshua?

I haven't read/or don't remember what happens in Joshua. And isn't Numbers just a genealogy?

Numbers is a census of the Israelites. Joshua is a catalog of the genocides accomplished as the Israelites made their way into the Levant from Egypt. Neither of which probably ever happened.

No, most of the Book of Numbers is also about genocide.

ETA: Numbers is about Israelite genocides conducted under Moses while they made their way from Egypt to Canaan.  Joshua is about the Israelite genocides conducted under Joshua after they entered Canaan.

Isn't most of the OT about Israelite genocides?