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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #60 on: July 09, 2013, 07:07:22 pm »
I would waffle it by cooking a cup or so of it and adding it to flour, oil, and eggs.

I started looking at how to cook quinoa and I've suddenly been hit with the urge to do quinoa and pomegranate waffles.

Quinoa is actually delicious and I like it a lot. I don't buy it anymore though, because eight bucks a pound for GRAIN is stupid. I've been cooking with millet and teff instead, I don't like either of them quite as much but they're good.
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #61 on: July 09, 2013, 07:08:32 pm »
I think you should use whiskey instead of water or milk to make the waffle batter. Waffles that get you drunk.
The alcohol would cook off.
...Would suggest creation of an alcoholic syrup blend for the sweet waffles.

I imagine pureeing a fruit jelly with a matching fruit liquor and lots of sugar might work.

No it wouldn't. Waffle irons don't get hot enough for long enough. Alcohol is harder to cook off than people think it is.

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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #62 on: July 09, 2013, 08:09:36 pm »
Just stopped by the store, no plain quinoa so I guess I'm cooking up the instant garlic stuff and using that. Maybe a couple cloves of garlic mixed in, because too much is not a thing.

Also on the menu: honey apricot walnut waffles.

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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #63 on: July 10, 2013, 04:10:19 am »
Haggis waffles.

Head cheese waffles.

Sous vide waffles.

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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #64 on: July 10, 2013, 04:12:13 am »
Century Egg Wafffle
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #65 on: July 10, 2013, 04:17:28 am »
Century Egg Wafffle

Oh, you're good.
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #66 on: July 10, 2013, 04:19:35 am »
Nine of the waffle night attendees did not know that waffle night is not for normal waffles. Needless to say, their tears were delicious.

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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #67 on: July 10, 2013, 04:23:51 am »
Have I mentioned bleu cheese and sardine waffles?

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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #68 on: July 10, 2013, 04:26:52 am »
I was trying to come with something hideous, then I came up with something AMAZING.

Vindaloo waffles.
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #69 on: July 10, 2013, 04:33:02 am »
Hold on... I can see that.

Which leads me to kimchee chicken waffles with schiracca.

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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #70 on: July 10, 2013, 05:41:14 am »
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #71 on: July 10, 2013, 05:44:42 am »
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Why, Alty, why?!?!  :cry:  :vom:

For us, CPD.  He does for all of us.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #72 on: July 10, 2013, 05:53:02 am »
Century Egg Wafffle

Why, Alty, why?!?!  :cry:  :vom:

For us, CPD.  He does for all of us.

. . . well then why not go all out and make lutefisk and vegemite waffles? It could be an International House of Waffle Barffet.
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #73 on: July 10, 2013, 05:59:21 am »
Black pudding waffles.

Pickled egg and pork hock waffles with yak butter.

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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #74 on: July 10, 2013, 06:00:01 am »
Just stopped by the store, no plain quinoa so I guess I'm cooking up the instant garlic stuff and using that. Maybe a couple cloves of garlic mixed in, because too much is not a thing.

Also on the menu: honey apricot walnut waffles.

There's such a thing as instant garlic quinoa?  :eek:
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