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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #420 on: April 18, 2016, 12:07:11 am »
Think we're off track.

I'm looking for dicks that enjoy being around. Like you guys.

Plus I'm from the mid west. Their dive bars are pretty bad and their warehouse raves have cops prebuilt in.

Where's the best gay bar in america? That'd be a good place to go on vacation.

Can't say for certain, but there is a good chance it is in Minneapolis
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« Reply #421 on: April 18, 2016, 12:17:52 am »
Well, to be completely frank...
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« Reply #422 on: April 18, 2016, 12:26:26 am »
I had a guy threaten to sue me today because I wouldn't let him put 500 gallons of diesel fuel into two giant non-D.O.T. approved tanks sitting on the back of his flat bed truck. Then the manager on duty called me and told me to let him do it, ruining all my fun.

Reclaimed some of said lost fun when the fire department showed up, then lost some of it again when they totally didn't make him stop.  :?

Fingers crossed that the diesel is powering generators for a free party =)
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #423 on: April 18, 2016, 08:51:21 am »
Also, today I learned from a customer that the governor of Tennessee VETOED THE BIBLE!

I thought he just vetoed a bill to make the Bible the official state book of Tennessee, but the customer corrected me, and I understand now that the governor did, in fact veto the Bible.

I actually said out loud "What the shit?" when I read this.  I do not understand your people.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #424 on: April 18, 2016, 02:54:38 pm »
Also, today I learned from a customer that the governor of Tennessee VETOED THE BIBLE!

I thought he just vetoed a bill to make the Bible the official state book of Tennessee, but the customer corrected me, and I understand now that the governor did, in fact veto the Bible.

I actually said out loud "What the shit?" when I read this.  I do not understand your people.

Hills, trees, valleys, and God, as far as their eyes can see.

I'm really not that surprised.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #425 on: April 18, 2016, 04:46:40 pm »
Also, today I learned from a customer that the governor of Tennessee VETOED THE BIBLE!

I thought he just vetoed a bill to make the Bible the official state book of Tennessee, but the customer corrected me, and I understand now that the governor did, in fact veto the Bible.

Your customer is nuts. 
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #426 on: April 19, 2016, 04:33:36 am »
Also, today I learned from a customer that the governor of Tennessee VETOED THE BIBLE!

I thought he just vetoed a bill to make the Bible the official state book of Tennessee, but the customer corrected me, and I understand now that the governor did, in fact veto the Bible.

Your customer is nuts. 

Possibly. I suspect he may be the person, or one of the people leaving Jack Chick tracts in the bathroom.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #427 on: April 19, 2016, 04:24:15 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #428 on: April 19, 2016, 04:32:50 pm »
Also, today I learned from a customer that the governor of Tennessee VETOED THE BIBLE!

I thought he just vetoed a bill to make the Bible the official state book of Tennessee, but the customer corrected me, and I understand now that the governor did, in fact veto the Bible.

Your customer is nuts. 

Possibly. I suspect he may be the person, or one of the people leaving Jack Chick tracts in the bathroom.

I'd like to put a little money on that.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #429 on: April 19, 2016, 04:57:21 pm »
Which way and how much?

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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #430 on: April 21, 2016, 04:02:08 am »
Got to hand out some (long overdue) promotions I arranged.

It was a really good day.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #431 on: April 22, 2016, 11:23:56 pm »
There is a swarm of killer bees in my building's air vents.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #432 on: April 22, 2016, 11:31:46 pm »
There is a swarm of killer bees in my building's air vents.

Dammit, Roger, I'm trying to STOP adding things to the book...

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« Reply #433 on: April 23, 2016, 03:35:32 am »
There is a swarm of killer bees in my building's air vents.

Dammit, Roger, I'm trying to STOP adding things to the book...

I can't help it.  I died and went to heaven.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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« Reply #434 on: April 23, 2016, 06:40:00 am »
There is a swarm of killer bees in my building's air vents.

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