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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT for a quest to make you more Holy™.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 11, 2011, 05:23:51 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#270
March 25, 2011, 02:57:03 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 25, 2011, 02:51:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 02:40:14 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 25, 2011, 02:06:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 01:47:58 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 25, 2011, 01:43:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 11:38:14 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 24, 2011, 11:26:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 08:40:55 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 22, 2011, 04:29:48 AM
Ive got nothing better to do.
Shoot.

Where are you?

Michigan. Upper peninsula.

A yooper?  Oh, my.

You will get your local library to stock a copy of the PD.

Ive got a better idea.
My local YMCA has a "take a book leave a book" thing.

Well, if you have your own quest, knock yourself out.  It's your soul.

Fine, Ill do the library.
What do I even need my soul for anyways?

Actually, yoopers don't have souls.  Just a rancid bag of raw smelt.

Im not a yooper I moved here from Casa Grande.

You'll be back.  But you're tainted now.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

navkat

#271
March 25, 2011, 03:00:46 AM
Like MEAT

:meatspin:

Prince Glittersnatch III

#272
March 25, 2011, 03:03:26 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 02:57:03 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 25, 2011, 02:51:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 02:40:14 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 25, 2011, 02:06:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 01:47:58 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 25, 2011, 01:43:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 11:38:14 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 24, 2011, 11:26:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 08:40:55 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 22, 2011, 04:29:48 AM
Ive got nothing better to do.
Shoot.

Where are you?

Michigan. Upper peninsula.

A yooper?  Oh, my.

You will get your local library to stock a copy of the PD.

Ive got a better idea.
My local YMCA has a "take a book leave a book" thing.

Well, if you have your own quest, knock yourself out.  It's your soul.

Fine, Ill do the library.
What do I even need my soul for anyways?

Actually, yoopers don't have souls.  Just a rancid bag of raw smelt.

Im not a yooper I moved here from Casa Grande.

You'll be back.  But you're tainted now.

Youll have to drag me back.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

The Good Reverend Roger

#273
March 25, 2011, 03:05:14 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 25, 2011, 03:03:26 AM

Youll have to drag me back.

No I won't.  The universe does that.

There's no escape.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Prince Glittersnatch III

#274
March 25, 2011, 03:24:16 AM
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Freeky

#275
March 25, 2011, 06:36:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 03:05:14 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 25, 2011, 03:03:26 AM

Youll have to drag me back.

No I won't.  The universe does that.

\

Because it CHEASTR!

Iason Ouabache

#276
March 25, 2011, 06:40:07 AM
Am I too late for a quest?
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Iason Ouabache

#277
March 25, 2011, 08:14:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 17, 2011, 06:13:22 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 17, 2011, 06:08:34 PM
I'd like to offer up the idea that PD is a mind/mood altering substance.

No, it's holy stuff.
There's a difference?  :?
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Telarus

#278
March 25, 2011, 08:42:17 AM Last Edit: March 25, 2011, 08:44:05 AM by Telarus
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 25, 2011, 08:14:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 17, 2011, 06:13:22 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 17, 2011, 06:08:34 PM
I'd like to offer up the idea that PD is a mind/mood altering substance.

No, it's holy stuff.
There's a difference?  :?

Only in court.  :fnord:



Actually, ritual focus on something is usually included in 'religion'. 'Something' != Cheetos (most of the time)
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The Good Reverend Roger

#279
March 25, 2011, 01:41:41 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 25, 2011, 06:40:07 AM
Am I too late for a quest?

It's never too late.

You're near/around Indianapolis, right?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#280
March 25, 2011, 01:50:31 PM
If I try again will you please make it stop FUCKING SNOWING???

The Good Reverend Roger

#281
March 25, 2011, 02:09:32 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 25, 2011, 01:50:31 PM
If I try again will you please make it stop FUCKING SNOWING???

Not my department.  You have to talk to Aput.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#282
March 25, 2011, 02:22:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 02:09:32 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 25, 2011, 01:50:31 PM
If I try again will you please make it stop FUCKING SNOWING???

Not my department.  You have to talk to Aput.

:cry:

But the message box is full....

:cry:

The Good Reverend Roger

#283
March 25, 2011, 02:23:37 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 25, 2011, 02:22:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 02:09:32 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 25, 2011, 01:50:31 PM
If I try again will you please make it stop FUCKING SNOWING???

Not my department.  You have to talk to Aput.

:cry:

But the message box is full....

:cry:

Yeah, he's a cunt that way.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#284
March 25, 2011, 03:05:59 PM
Good Reverend:  Nurse East, in drunken boast at game night, has requested a quest.


..well maybe not DIRECTLY, but I think she'd like one regardless.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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