The Haiku Game

[agent compassion]

Give them your money
And they'll go to the third world
To feed kids Bibles.

Next up: Anthony Stewart Head's head.

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

Anthony Head's head
is sold to Satan as the
Gates of Hell brainchild

Next Warning:   A sobering lesson

[LMNO]

Sober up too fast,
And run a terrible risk
of not being drunk.


Next: Paper cuts.

[East Coast Hustle]

we already did
a haiku on paper cuts
I wrote it myself



on deck: fuck patchouli!

[Felix]

Fuck patchouli oil.
It makes me very angry,
the smell of hippy.

Next- junkyard ghosts

[B23.77]

On Halloween night
Ev'ry kid that steals my sweets
Goes to junkyard land.

Next: Eris is a bitch.

[Mangrove]

eris is a bitch
shattering the god's punch bowl
solace in hot dogs



next topic: sponge bob square pants

[East Coast Hustle]

cooks crabby patties
lives in a pineapple house
never once gets laid



coming soon: I drink sterno juice

[LMNO]

Life of a hobo:
The only respite that's known...
squeeze the purple gel.


Comin' up: chronic back pain.

[East Coast Hustle]

my back really hurts
doctor said "no more Oxy's!"
now I smoke the chronic



on deck: I fell down the stairs this morning.

[LMNO]

I just smoke'd the chronic
and then I lost my balance
my back really hurts.

How about: riots in Red Sox Nation

[agent compassion]

I always thought that
Riots were reserved for when
Your team LOST the game.

On deck: Pumpkin as a marital aid

[DJRubberducky]

oh, yeah, baby, there!
faster!  harder!  more more more!
peter peter who?

next up: typographical errors

[East Coast Hustle]

I use the typos
to mask subversive agenda:
Horab Fibslager



now showing: hillbilly haute-cuisine

[EraPassing]

Get me a beer, hun!
I got the catfish grillin';
You make the gravy.

Coming soon:  Trick or treat