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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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the other anonymous

#1890
August 26, 2005, 07:43:15 AM
AAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!
I think I just gave birth
TO YOUR HAND!!!

[Yea, you try counting syllables after that...]

Next Topic: Four more apples and no one cares

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#1891
August 26, 2005, 08:10:43 AM
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

I have apple
Now I have four apple
Nobody cares.

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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#1892
August 26, 2005, 08:44:32 AM
Fnord pads and bloody
gonads, pus, phlegm and strife is
what is expected.


Next topic: Eris
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#1893
August 26, 2005, 08:46:50 AM
Fake Goddess on high,
You give us the excuse we
need:  because I can.

Next poster can pick his/her own topic.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

#1894
August 26, 2005, 03:33:51 PM
The Good Revered
said write what you will and this
is all I could do
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#1895
August 26, 2005, 07:14:49 PM
Next Topic: Why Baron von Hoopla thinks he is above the sacred rules of the Haiku post.

hooplala

#1896
August 26, 2005, 10:06:38 PM
baron von hoopla
being a discordian
makes up his own rules

next topic: why everyone else follows the rules so strictly
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Iron Sulfide

#1897
August 26, 2005, 10:20:09 PM
having no rules
and doing what you want to
is fun for a time

creativity
a clever way to get around
imposed restrictions

but even with focus
one must sometimes need
a break from
it all

next topic: write a coherent haiku without nouns
Ya' stupid Yank.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#1898
August 27, 2005, 01:42:14 AM
shitting on fucking
while nounless fucking shitting occurs
without having

unlike_someone

#1899
August 27, 2005, 02:14:35 AM
butterfly in the sky, i can fly twice as high, take a look it's in a book, it's reading rainbow

monarch butterfly
you flew into my windshield
now you are bug goo
- some inertly chaotic chick

  "I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!' " --Bruce Baum

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#1900
August 27, 2005, 02:16:13 AM
Next topic: Why didn't someone make a next topic?

Iron Sulfide

#1901
August 27, 2005, 02:59:39 AM
she was into it
moment of fiery wit
she posts excited

Next Topic: Family Value  8)
Ya' stupid Yank.

agent compassion

#1902
August 27, 2005, 04:28:47 PM
You could get a buck
For the children, but the mom
will cost you double.

:D

Next topic  -  Christmas in September

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Ahab the Atrocious

#1903
August 30, 2005, 07:33:18 PM
Christmas came early
Seems a polar shift
Hath fuckered up white Christmas
Captain Ahab the Atrocious | Petty Lietenant of Lesser Evils | Former Scourge of FruOp De'tat (who turned out to be a sea-water induced hallucination) | Bearer of the Crest of the Insufferable Bastard | Ringmaster General of the Cirkus Politik | Generally Surly Goat-Worshiping Mount Yeti | Harbinger of the Eight Neural Circuit | Thunkheaded Bastard Pope of Avignon | Briggadier Postmaster | Architect of the Tower of Rabble | Grand Llama Sureheisembossed | GUF:.EA Enslavedmind in Chiefly | Scoffing Heretic in the Nth Degree | Designated Patsy for Shadowy Organizations Whose Mere Name Would Most Certainly Give You a Miserable Case of the Willies | Socky F*cker in the Midfield | Tenured Professor of Environmental Eschatology | All-Around High Muck-A-Muck of Everything Anyone Has, Had, or Will Experience | Officer of the Brain Police--Internal Affairs Division | All that Glitters (Including Garbage Overflowing with Glittery Paint) | Sinecured Cultural Attache from the Dog Star Sirius |

Ahab the Atrocious

#1904
August 30, 2005, 07:37:10 PM
Oops...breach in protocol! I forgot to select a topic...I will atone for this transgression by writing another haiku....

Topic: Einstein was a bit stodgy at times (no offense, I hope)--


Cards fall randomly
God does not play dice
But he loves Texas Hold'em


Next Topic: Symbolic logic is a pile of steaming hoo-ha
Captain Ahab the Atrocious | Petty Lietenant of Lesser Evils | Former Scourge of FruOp De'tat (who turned out to be a sea-water induced hallucination) | Bearer of the Crest of the Insufferable Bastard | Ringmaster General of the Cirkus Politik | Generally Surly Goat-Worshiping Mount Yeti | Harbinger of the Eight Neural Circuit | Thunkheaded Bastard Pope of Avignon | Briggadier Postmaster | Architect of the Tower of Rabble | Grand Llama Sureheisembossed | GUF:.EA Enslavedmind in Chiefly | Scoffing Heretic in the Nth Degree | Designated Patsy for Shadowy Organizations Whose Mere Name Would Most Certainly Give You a Miserable Case of the Willies | Socky F*cker in the Midfield | Tenured Professor of Environmental Eschatology | All-Around High Muck-A-Muck of Everything Anyone Has, Had, or Will Experience | Officer of the Brain Police--Internal Affairs Division | All that Glitters (Including Garbage Overflowing with Glittery Paint) | Sinecured Cultural Attache from the Dog Star Sirius |
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