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Don't get me wrong, I greatly appreciate the fact that you're at least putting effort into sincerely arguing your points. It's an argument I've enjoyed having. It's just that your points are wrong and your reasons for thinking they're right are stupid.

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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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the other anonymous

#1890
August 26, 2005, 07:43:15 AM
AAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!
I think I just gave birth
TO YOUR HAND!!!

[Yea, you try counting syllables after that...]

Next Topic: Four more apples and no one cares

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#1891
August 26, 2005, 08:10:43 AM
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

I have apple
Now I have four apple
Nobody cares.

Next topic:

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#1892
August 26, 2005, 08:44:32 AM
Fnord pads and bloody
gonads, pus, phlegm and strife is
what is expected.


Next topic: Eris
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#1893
August 26, 2005, 08:46:50 AM
Fake Goddess on high,
You give us the excuse we
need:  because I can.

Next poster can pick his/her own topic.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

#1894
August 26, 2005, 03:33:51 PM
The Good Revered
said write what you will and this
is all I could do
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#1895
August 26, 2005, 07:14:49 PM
Next Topic: Why Baron von Hoopla thinks he is above the sacred rules of the Haiku post.

hooplala

#1896
August 26, 2005, 10:06:38 PM
baron von hoopla
being a discordian
makes up his own rules

next topic: why everyone else follows the rules so strictly
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Iron Sulfide

#1897
August 26, 2005, 10:20:09 PM
having no rules
and doing what you want to
is fun for a time

creativity
a clever way to get around
imposed restrictions

but even with focus
one must sometimes need
a break from
it all

next topic: write a coherent haiku without nouns
Ya' stupid Yank.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#1898
August 27, 2005, 01:42:14 AM
shitting on fucking
while nounless fucking shitting occurs
without having

unlike_someone

#1899
August 27, 2005, 02:14:35 AM
butterfly in the sky, i can fly twice as high, take a look it's in a book, it's reading rainbow

monarch butterfly
you flew into my windshield
now you are bug goo
- some inertly chaotic chick

  "I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!' " --Bruce Baum

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#1900
August 27, 2005, 02:16:13 AM
Next topic: Why didn't someone make a next topic?

Iron Sulfide

#1901
August 27, 2005, 02:59:39 AM
she was into it
moment of fiery wit
she posts excited

Next Topic: Family Value  8)
Ya' stupid Yank.

agent compassion

#1902
August 27, 2005, 04:28:47 PM
You could get a buck
For the children, but the mom
will cost you double.

:D

Next topic  -  Christmas in September

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Ahab the Atrocious

#1903
August 30, 2005, 07:33:18 PM
Christmas came early
Seems a polar shift
Hath fuckered up white Christmas
Captain Ahab the Atrocious | Petty Lietenant of Lesser Evils | Former Scourge of FruOp De'tat (who turned out to be a sea-water induced hallucination) | Bearer of the Crest of the Insufferable Bastard | Ringmaster General of the Cirkus Politik | Generally Surly Goat-Worshiping Mount Yeti | Harbinger of the Eight Neural Circuit | Thunkheaded Bastard Pope of Avignon | Briggadier Postmaster | Architect of the Tower of Rabble | Grand Llama Sureheisembossed | GUF:.EA Enslavedmind in Chiefly | Scoffing Heretic in the Nth Degree | Designated Patsy for Shadowy Organizations Whose Mere Name Would Most Certainly Give You a Miserable Case of the Willies | Socky F*cker in the Midfield | Tenured Professor of Environmental Eschatology | All-Around High Muck-A-Muck of Everything Anyone Has, Had, or Will Experience | Officer of the Brain Police--Internal Affairs Division | All that Glitters (Including Garbage Overflowing with Glittery Paint) | Sinecured Cultural Attache from the Dog Star Sirius |

Ahab the Atrocious

#1904
August 30, 2005, 07:37:10 PM
Oops...breach in protocol! I forgot to select a topic...I will atone for this transgression by writing another haiku....

Topic: Einstein was a bit stodgy at times (no offense, I hope)--


Cards fall randomly
God does not play dice
But he loves Texas Hold'em


Next Topic: Symbolic logic is a pile of steaming hoo-ha
Captain Ahab the Atrocious | Petty Lietenant of Lesser Evils | Former Scourge of FruOp De'tat (who turned out to be a sea-water induced hallucination) | Bearer of the Crest of the Insufferable Bastard | Ringmaster General of the Cirkus Politik | Generally Surly Goat-Worshiping Mount Yeti | Harbinger of the Eight Neural Circuit | Thunkheaded Bastard Pope of Avignon | Briggadier Postmaster | Architect of the Tower of Rabble | Grand Llama Sureheisembossed | GUF:.EA Enslavedmind in Chiefly | Scoffing Heretic in the Nth Degree | Designated Patsy for Shadowy Organizations Whose Mere Name Would Most Certainly Give You a Miserable Case of the Willies | Socky F*cker in the Midfield | Tenured Professor of Environmental Eschatology | All-Around High Muck-A-Muck of Everything Anyone Has, Had, or Will Experience | Officer of the Brain Police--Internal Affairs Division | All that Glitters (Including Garbage Overflowing with Glittery Paint) | Sinecured Cultural Attache from the Dog Star Sirius |
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