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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #945 on: September 30, 2009, 06:13:56 pm »
YOU PLEBIAN OFFICE FUCKS, DO NOT TEST ME, I AM PLAYING AT "NICE" WITH YOU, MEEK AND MILD SO YOU ARE NOT SCARED INTO USELESSNESS, IF YOU CANNOT BE CIVIL, IF ALL YOU WILL  CONSIDER IS STRENGTH, YOU WILL FIND I HAVE IT IN SPADES, BEHAVE YOURSELVES OR FALL TO ASH BEFORE ME.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #946 on: October 02, 2009, 06:18:31 pm »

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #947 on: October 02, 2009, 06:38:56 pm »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #948 on: October 02, 2009, 06:43:15 pm »
DAMN  :mittens:
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #949 on: October 02, 2009, 06:47:11 pm »
              "I love it when a pun comes together."
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Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #950 on: October 10, 2009, 05:43:39 am »
Well, fuck shit and damn.


The anglerfish’s appearance is scary enough, but its mating habits truly set it apart as among the weirdest of the weird sea creatures.  The male anglerfish bites into a female’s skin, releases an enzyme that digests the skin of his mouth and her body to fuse them together, and then atrophies into nothing but a pair of gonads, becoming a parasitic sperm factory.




THAT'S NOT RIGHT!!!!
   

I am so glad humans don't do that.

We don't?

I thought that was called "marriage".

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #951 on: October 10, 2009, 05:51:04 am »
dAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaamn

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #952 on: October 12, 2009, 12:54:01 pm »
LMNO
-A happy pair of parastitic gonads.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #953 on: November 02, 2009, 06:04:03 am »
SHENANIGANICON: THE BOOK OF THE TWATBOG

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #956 on: November 03, 2009, 08:21:04 pm »

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #958 on: November 17, 2009, 10:52:21 pm »
the best way to dump an alcoholic is be like, i'm dumping you, but here's a case of beer.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #959 on: December 04, 2009, 03:36:26 am »
Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?












A:  a good start!