ITT: Best Posts of the Day

[Cramulus]

YOU PLEBIAN OFFICE FUCKS, DO NOT TEST ME, I AM PLAYING AT "NICE" WITH YOU, MEEK AND MILD SO YOU ARE NOT SCARED INTO USELESSNESS, IF YOU CANNOT BE CIVIL, IF ALL YOU WILL  CONSIDER IS STRENGTH, YOU WILL FIND I HAVE IT IN SPADES, BEHAVE YOURSELVES OR FALL TO ASH BEFORE ME.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Why don't you go vandalize some bibles, you bible-vandalist.

It's a hard Job but someone's got to Deuteronomy it. 

You're Ruthless. 

:facepsalm:

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

 

[Richter]

DAMN 

[AFK]

              "I love it when a pun comes together."
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[Bu🤠ns]

Well, fuck shit and damn.

The anglerfish's appearance is scary enough, but its mating habits truly set it apart as among the weirdest of the weird sea creatures.  The male anglerfish bites into a female's skin, releases an enzyme that digests the skin of his mouth and her body to fuse them together, and then atrophies into nothing but a pair of gonads, becoming a parasitic sperm factory. THAT'S NOT RIGHT!!!!

I am so glad humans don't do that.

We don't?

I thought that was called "marriage".

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

dAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaamn

[LMNO]

LMNO
-A happy pair of parastitic gonads.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

SHENANIGANICON: THE BOOK OF THE TWATBOG

[Chief Uwachiquen]

THE BEST IMAGE OF ALL TIME

Not sure if you've seen this but I personally found it enlightening. http://mlkanye.ytmnd.com/

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

[Chief Uwachiquen]

You win the internet, sir. Nay, you win five internets.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

[Cramulus]

the best way to dump an alcoholic is be like, i'm dumping you, but here's a case of beer.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?












A:  a good start!