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Started by Cramulus, April 13, 2007, 11:33:09 PM

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Cramulus

#945
September 30, 2009, 06:13:56 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 30, 2009, 03:18:41 PM
YOU PLEBIAN OFFICE FUCKS, DO NOT TEST ME, I AM PLAYING AT "NICE" WITH YOU, MEEK AND MILD SO YOU ARE NOT SCARED INTO USELESSNESS, IF YOU CANNOT BE CIVIL, IF ALL YOU WILL  CONSIDER IS STRENGTH, YOU WILL FIND I HAVE IT IN SPADES, BEHAVE YOURSELVES OR FALL TO ASH BEFORE ME.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#947
October 02, 2009, 06:38:56 PM
 :lulz:

Richter

#948
October 02, 2009, 06:43:15 PM
DAMN  :mittens:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

AFK

#949
October 02, 2009, 06:47:11 PM
              "I love it when a pun comes together."
                               /
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Bu🤠ns

#950
October 10, 2009, 05:43:39 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 09, 2009, 07:27:52 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 09, 2009, 08:08:07 AM
Well, fuck shit and damn.



The anglerfish's appearance is scary enough, but its mating habits truly set it apart as among the weirdest of the weird sea creatures.  The male anglerfish bites into a female's skin, releases an enzyme that digests the skin of his mouth and her body to fuse them together, and then atrophies into nothing but a pair of gonads, becoming a parasitic sperm factory.




THAT'S NOT RIGHT!!!!		    

I am so glad humans don't do that.

Quote from: LMNO on October 09, 2009, 07:28:57 PM
We don't?

I thought that was called "marriage".

:lulz:

Sir Squid Diddimus

#951
October 10, 2009, 05:51:04 AM
dAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaamn

LMNO

#952
October 12, 2009, 12:54:01 PM
LMNO
-A happy pair of parastitic gonads.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#953
November 02, 2009, 06:04:03 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on October 29, 2009, 10:28:39 AM
SHENANIGANICON: THE BOOK OF THE TWATBOG

Chief Uwachiquen

#954
November 02, 2009, 06:35:42 AM

Chief Uwachiquen

#956
November 03, 2009, 08:21:04 PM

Cramulus

#958
November 17, 2009, 10:52:21 PM
Quote from: rong on November 02, 2009, 09:12:14 AM
the best way to dump an alcoholic is be like, i'm dumping you, but here's a case of beer.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#959
December 04, 2009, 03:36:26 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 03, 2009, 06:13:37 PM
Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?












A:  a good start!
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