Apple Talk

I would totally rub my cock on these, but I'd probably end up cutting it off

Started by East Coast Hustle

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Replies: 49
Views: 13,996

March 06, 2010, 04:18:27 AM
by East Coast Hustle

FUCK YOU, INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE!!

Started by Suu

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Replies: 39
Views: 13,988

February 20, 2010, 03:53:09 AM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Superintendent for a Day

Started by Cramulus

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Replies: 61
Views: 13,977

June 29, 2011, 11:15:01 AM
by Luna

Automated Rogerbot

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

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Replies: 45
Views: 13,967

December 20, 2012, 01:27:33 AM
by Cainad (dec.)

Why do we like music?

Started by Dalek

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Replies: 62
Views: 13,965

August 26, 2010, 01:15:33 PM
by AFK

These new pseudo-vampires...

Started by Epimetheus

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Replies: 33
Views: 13,961

September 16, 2009, 04:59:14 PM
by Sir Squid Diddimus

To the fairest of them all!

Started by LustOfTheWired

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Replies: 38
Views: 13,955

October 01, 2019, 09:54:38 PM
by hooplala

I do this sort of shit because I'm your spiritual advisor, and I love you all.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

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Replies: 46
Views: 13,910

November 12, 2011, 01:40:52 AM
by Roly Poly Oly-Garch

Twelve Days of Nigel

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

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Replies: 45
Views: 13,909

December 15, 2014, 01:57:50 AM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

This dude is awesome.

Started by Rev. St. Syn, KSC

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Replies: 41
Views: 13,899

April 23, 2010, 10:24:14 AM
by Triple Zero

So, I went to check out the Facebook "Discordian Society" page.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

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Replies: 51
Views: 13,899

January 09, 2013, 02:26:42 PM
by Nephew Twiddleton

There Has Been An Error!

Started by ~

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Replies: 35
Views: 13,893

February 19, 2010, 06:30:22 PM
by Jasper

Kicked Out of Yet Another Psychic Meetup. I Feel Unloved.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

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Replies: 56
Views: 13,893

February 14, 2012, 12:41:03 PM
by Triple Zero

Penis beaker

Started by Pope Pixie Pickle

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Replies: 32
Views: 13,880

October 10, 2013, 11:26:38 PM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

ON ISMISMISM

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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Replies: 57
Views: 13,873

December 04, 2012, 04:26:19 PM
by Dildo Argentino

Real Life Superheros.

Started by BadBeast

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Replies: 39
Views: 13,867

January 15, 2011, 07:13:06 PM
by Jasper

RIP PAYNE.

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 28
Views: 13,862

May 05, 2010, 11:33:12 PM
by NotPublished

Your Original Avatar

Started by hooplala

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Replies: 18
Views: 13,852

September 24, 2015, 10:40:06 PM
by Payne

Help me get banned! Win prizes!

Started by Fin

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Replies: 18
Views: 13,849

January 28, 2018, 03:50:33 AM
by Nephew Twiddleton

www.discordian.net

Started by Cramulus

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Replies: 23
Views: 13,848

February 10, 2012, 07:58:49 PM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Jehovah's Witnesses

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth

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Replies: 34
Views: 13,847

October 21, 2013, 07:10:25 PM
by Q. G. Pennyworth

I'm mad as hell and I have no fucking clue what to do about it.

Started by I_Kicked_Kennedy

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Replies: 55
Views: 13,847

April 05, 2011, 04:32:26 PM
by Luna

Quentin Tarantino is a Basterd

Started by Cramulus

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Replies: 38
Views: 13,834

February 17, 2010, 05:21:09 AM
by Iason Ouabache

Who is the Geekiest Dad of them all?

Started by AFK

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Replies: 41
Views: 13,829

June 06, 2011, 04:23:21 PM
by Dysfunctional Cunt

Are you a Snob?

Started by AFK

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Replies: 51
Views: 13,829

April 16, 2011, 06:23:07 PM
by Elder Iptuous

What do the people look like on planet <Your Name>

Started by Cramulus

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Replies: 46
Views: 13,825

September 28, 2010, 07:58:59 PM
by Elder Iptuous

So, I just clicked on "Show unread posts since last visit."

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator

Replies: 11
Views: 13,819

September 07, 2013, 08:46:16 PM
by Shibboleet The Annihilator

Seguin, Texas on a Saturday Night

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 47
Views: 13,818

June 13, 2012, 06:50:35 PM
by Anna Mae Bollocks

DOO BEE DOO BEE DOOOOOOOOOOO

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

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Replies: 36
Views: 13,812

October 09, 2012, 02:19:50 AM
by Juana

Here I poop; I Can Do No Other.

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 40
Views: 13,797

September 15, 2011, 08:44:00 PM
by Anna Mae Bollocks

There may be a slight problem

Started by P3nT4gR4m

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Replies: 52
Views: 13,796

May 10, 2011, 01:21:47 PM
by Triple Zero

ATTN, NIGEL...You might find this interesting.

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 45
Views: 13,793

July 20, 2013, 01:19:06 AM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Mexico

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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Replies: 44
Views: 13,789

December 31, 2009, 11:44:06 PM
by The Johnny

ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014

Started by Suu

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Replies: 35
Views: 13,781

March 04, 2014, 04:29:03 AM
by Suu

You can't beat the system?

Started by P3nT4gR4m

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Replies: 34
Views: 13,776

December 30, 2012, 01:12:04 AM
by MMIX

I want to know who pissed off my sister THIS bad...

Started by Suu

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Replies: 27
Views: 13,774

October 06, 2009, 03:12:20 PM
by Suu

ATTN: CHAOSADVOCATE (and anyone else who wants to start The Revolution)

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth

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Replies: 22
Views: 13,757

September 24, 2015, 12:18:38 AM
by Q. G. Pennyworth

Chatgpt

Started by Faust

Replies: 7
Views: 13,749

February 22, 2023, 03:41:39 AM
by Dog Girl

IS VISIT FROM FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD PANGO!

Started by PANGO!

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Replies: 36
Views: 13,745

April 11, 2013, 07:44:18 AM
by Aucoq

a note to my favourite board of spiritual advisors

Started by Ari

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Views: 13,742

October 09, 2009, 09:31:48 AM
by Triple Zero

HEY YOU GUYS!!!!

Started by East Coast Hustle

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Replies: 60
Views: 13,724

November 12, 2010, 07:41:33 PM
by Triple Zero

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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Replies: 36
Views: 13,718

November 19, 2011, 08:21:54 PM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

STEAMPUNK. FUCKING. WORLD'S. FAIR.

Started by Suu

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Replies: 60
Views: 13,716

May 25, 2011, 11:43:06 PM
by Richter

So about that ennui thing...

Started by Nephew Twiddleton

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Replies: 41
Views: 13,716

November 30, 2012, 05:29:19 AM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

DEADPOOL MOVIE IS A GO?

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator

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Replies: 33
Views: 13,712

September 17, 2009, 01:24:05 AM
by Z³

A little more Horrible Truth™, Jim: Hating America

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

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Replies: 31
Views: 13,709

December 23, 2009, 01:19:39 AM
by President Television

Really, PETA?

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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Replies: 31
Views: 13,708

September 22, 2009, 06:50:27 PM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

The Boringest Man on Earth

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth

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Replies: 34
Views: 13,701

March 19, 2016, 09:31:05 PM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

CAIN, EXPLAIN YOUR PEOPLE!

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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Replies: 31
Views: 13,680

January 17, 2015, 03:11:02 AM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

ATTENTION MORTALS...

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

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Replies: 48
Views: 13,665

September 16, 2012, 05:08:05 AM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel