Apple Talk

I AM ONE BILLION SECONDS OLD, ASK ME ANYTHING

Started by Triple Zero

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Replies: 21
Views: 7,528

May 13, 2012, 09:29:27 AM
by Doktor Howl

I am rolling...

Started by East Coast Hustle

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Replies: 18
Views: 4,719

October 03, 2012, 05:49:16 AM
by Freeky

i am sans holy name and sig. Send Help.

Started by Pope Pixie Pickle

Replies: 10
Views: 4,035

July 18, 2014, 03:32:08 PM
by trix

I AM SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING CROCS

Started by Prince Glittersnatch III

Replies: 10
Views: 4,031

October 23, 2010, 06:04:27 AM
by Dysnomia

I am sober! Ask me anything!

Started by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

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Replies: 70
Views: 12,630

May 07, 2011, 06:41:47 PM
by BadBeast

I am stuck at staff duty and...

Started by Don Coyote

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Replies: 22
Views: 6,407

September 18, 2010, 05:29:49 PM
by Shibboleet The Annihilator

I Am That I Am.

Started by Adios

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Replies: 15
Views: 9,419

September 04, 2010, 03:04:40 AM
by Nephew Twiddleton

I am the 0.9999999999ahfuckit%

Started by Salty

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Replies: 16
Views: 3,848

October 31, 2011, 10:14:58 PM
by the last yatto

I AM THE 110%!!!!!!!!!!

Started by rong

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Replies: 63
Views: 16,646

November 06, 2011, 05:53:16 PM
by rong

I am the hero that Gotham deserves

Started by Prince Glittersnatch III

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Replies: 18
Views: 5,228

October 20, 2010, 07:42:37 PM
by Prince Glittersnatch III

I AM THE MAYOR OF DICKSVILLE!

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 25
Views: 10,816

September 19, 2011, 07:57:57 AM
by Iason Ouabache

I AM the motherfucking curve.

Started by Cuddlefish

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Replies: 27
Views: 7,105

October 21, 2010, 12:11:03 AM
by Tempest Virago

I AM THE WORLD'S MOST AMAZING CHEF.

Started by East Coast Hustle

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Replies: 33
Views: 11,101

November 19, 2009, 08:49:12 PM
by Triple Zero

I AM TOTALLY DRUNK ON GIN AND CHAMPAINE.

Started by Kai

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Replies: 32
Views: 10,996

December 25, 2009, 03:14:36 PM
by Payne

I am totally living in the future.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

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Replies: 25
Views: 18,850

March 14, 2017, 09:01:14 AM
by Faust

I am totally okay with this.

Started by Pæs

Replies: 12
Views: 4,888

October 03, 2014, 02:37:33 PM
by The Wizard Joseph

I am undone. Like Samson.

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 26
Views: 8,165

September 17, 2010, 07:21:04 PM
by Doktor Howl

I am watching paint dry.

Started by Penumbral

Replies: 5
Views: 2,392

October 09, 2011, 09:03:26 AM
by Salty

I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.

Started by East Coast Hustle

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Replies: 32
Views: 9,969

April 18, 2011, 07:16:31 PM
by Luna

I aplogize for my actions

Started by Sir Bearington

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Replies: 35
Views: 9,566

July 26, 2012, 12:42:23 PM
by Sir Bearington

I Apologize

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 9
Views: 3,588

March 02, 2015, 12:28:26 AM
by Aucoq

I approve of this Presidential Direction!

Started by Roaring Biscuit!

Replies: 3
Views: 2,232

August 02, 2010, 04:53:06 AM
by BluTakDuck

I asked a question before I left for work today

Started by Sir Squid Diddimus

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Replies: 59
Views: 13,660

March 12, 2010, 10:54:12 PM
by Pope Pixie Pickle

I Believe

Started by Luna

Replies: 13
Views: 3,470

September 14, 2011, 04:47:35 AM
by Iason Ouabache

I can feel the righteous indignation sweeping through the land...

Started by Cain

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Replies: 32
Views: 6,835

December 03, 2010, 10:04:29 PM
by East Coast Hustle

I can haz brain aneurysm

Started by -Kel-

Replies: 13
Views: 6,544

May 07, 2010, 05:59:50 AM
by Iason Ouabache

I can haz puppy

Started by P3nT4gR4m

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Replies: 141
Views: 44,800

November 04, 2009, 05:14:17 PM
by Cramulus

I can't be bothered to find the youtube thread

Started by Trivial

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Replies: 19
Views: 22,971

February 11, 2025, 09:30:48 PM
by Abbot Mythos

I can't believe no one has mentioned this....

Started by Dysfunctional Cunt

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Replies: 18
Views: 5,160

June 10, 2010, 05:44:21 AM
by Nephew Twiddleton

I can't believe this is happening.

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 28
Views: 7,700

March 01, 2015, 03:50:59 AM
by Doktor Howl

I can't continue lying about PD.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

Replies: 8
Views: 1,909

November 15, 2013, 10:18:57 AM
by Payne

I can't even go to the fucking HARDWARE store without being hassled by assholes.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

Replies: 13
Views: 4,249

January 29, 2013, 12:59:56 AM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I CLICKED MARK ALL READ

Started by Pæs

Replies: 7
Views: 2,940

February 25, 2015, 11:03:04 PM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I CONTROL THE VERTICAL. I CONTROL THE HORIZONTAL. DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SET.

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 57
Views: 8,372

October 07, 2011, 04:25:12 AM
by ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

I couldn't sleep so I edited some horoscopes

Started by ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

Replies: 11
Views: 3,713

February 22, 2015, 02:07:10 AM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I Crisco'd my ass hair and jammed both feet in vat of shellack...

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

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Replies: 20
Views: 5,866

March 14, 2014, 12:03:10 AM
by Richter

I DECLARE 12/12/12...

Started by Epimetheus

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Replies: 25
Views: 7,123

December 13, 2012, 12:55:16 PM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I Did It

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 45
Views: 11,365

March 06, 2012, 05:52:59 AM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I did this for you

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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Replies: 58
Views: 16,155

September 26, 2014, 11:14:16 PM
by Reginald Ret

I didn't know where to put this

Started by Trivial

Replies: 6
Views: 9,948

January 18, 2025, 08:03:36 PM
by SleepyFocker

I didn't realize SXSWers were such penises until...

Started by navkat

Replies: 6
Views: 2,258

March 16, 2013, 01:30:15 AM
by Anna Mae Bollocks

I didn't think this story was true

Started by Thurnez Isa

Replies: 11
Views: 3,205

January 20, 2012, 06:31:43 PM
by Cainad (dec.)

I do not like green eggs and spam. I do not like them Scam I Am.

Started by Nephew Twiddleton

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Replies: 15
Views: 6,338

September 26, 2011, 10:11:14 AM
by ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

I do this sort of shit because I'm your spiritual advisor, and I love you all.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

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Replies: 46
Views: 11,230

November 12, 2011, 01:40:52 AM
by Roly Poly Oly-Garch

I don't care about your wonderful experience with marijuana. Shut up.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

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Replies: 112
Views: 25,869

March 07, 2012, 01:39:49 PM
by East Coast Hustle

I don't even...

Started by Lies

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Replies: 15
Views: 5,126

March 08, 2011, 11:02:42 PM
by Sexecutioner Chao Tight

I don't give a shit

Started by ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

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Replies: 15
Views: 6,074

September 04, 2012, 02:47:30 PM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I Don't Know How to do This

Started by Cuddlefish

Replies: 8
Views: 2,657

April 02, 2014, 03:58:53 AM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I don't know if I should buy these eggs.

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth

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Replies: 19
Views: 9,372

June 13, 2018, 03:45:57 AM
by Pergamos

I don't know if this is Poe's Law or not anymore

Started by altered

Replies: 7
Views: 6,782

February 15, 2021, 05:26:54 PM
by rong