Apple Talk

I know you don't like excuses, but I have a really good one.

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July 05, 2018, 08:27:05 PM
by Capeditiea

My Unrepentant Evil and Lack of Common Courtesy

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 39
Views: 16,671

September 17, 2015, 07:07:01 PM
by The Good Reverend Roger

Star Trek 40 Ounce on repeat

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 7
Views: 4,479

April 13, 2019, 01:13:10 AM
by Fujikoma

Dirtbags, part 1

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 49
Views: 20,800

May 20, 2015, 03:45:04 PM
by Q. G. Pennyworth

Okay, this has been on my ass for about 25 years, now.

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 34
Views: 11,441

October 14, 2011, 04:12:53 PM
by Doktor Howl

Boy, I'm Glad THAT'S Over (Hey Louie)

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Replies: 4
Views: 7,348

February 23, 2021, 04:22:37 PM
by Doktor Howl

YO! NEW DISCORDIAN KNIGHT!

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 30
Views: 16,282

April 06, 2020, 04:09:37 PM
by Faust

TWID! TWID! TWID!

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 16
Views: 5,350

July 09, 2011, 02:50:07 PM
by Triple Zero

Suu's Night Out

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 27
Views: 8,995

June 17, 2010, 04:14:33 PM
by Dysfunctional Cunt

Dear Cainad, You Ineffable Shitcocking Bastard.

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 17
Views: 6,766

April 30, 2012, 07:19:47 PM
by Freeky

NOW TAKING ORDERS FOR MSY ISSUE 1

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Replies: 501
Views: 202,663

November 17, 2010, 01:16:50 AM
by ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

We Had to Decline Your Card, Harry

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Replies: 8
Views: 3,875

August 09, 2011, 06:32:49 AM
by navkat

Hey Vex

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Replies: 5
Views: 4,634

June 11, 2019, 09:56:08 PM
by Anna Mae Bollocks

People Like Us

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Replies: 17
Views: 6,867

February 13, 2015, 08:19:30 AM
by The Wizard Joseph

Question for LMNO: I'm just about at my weight loss goal. So do I...

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 22
Views: 6,569

June 23, 2010, 07:01:50 PM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

RWHN, I know you're still around...

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 3
Views: 1,837

August 15, 2011, 01:21:49 PM
by AFK

RIP Donna Summer.

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 9
Views: 2,657

May 20, 2012, 01:21:53 AM
by E.O.T.

Science, Kai...Pure Science, and be Damned to He Who Says "Enough".

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 131
Views: 71,636

February 09, 2018, 03:15:15 AM
by Doktor Howl

President rushed to Andrews AFB hospital after collapsing in his bedroom.

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 18
Views: 12,612

March 23, 2018, 02:21:14 AM
by hooplala

HOWL 2016

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 44
Views: 11,251

November 09, 2014, 08:52:52 AM
by Telarus

So, I finally have this Doktor Howl thing figured out.

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 13
Views: 5,814

June 20, 2010, 06:31:18 AM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Holy fuck, everything DID default to main.

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 2
Views: 5,273

December 16, 2020, 01:57:05 AM
by Doktor Howl

Most Wanted, #1 of ?

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Replies: 14
Views: 4,636

November 30, 2014, 11:44:03 PM
by Reginald Ret

Random Acts of Kindness

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Replies: 10
Views: 3,288

March 20, 2012, 01:18:04 AM
by Richter

ATTN ALTY (Everyone else can look, then GTFO).

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 2
Views: 1,824

October 18, 2010, 05:44:32 PM
by Triple Zero

Nephew Twiddleton is a SPAG.

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 23
Views: 5,797

June 28, 2011, 11:50:27 PM
by Triple Zero

A letter.

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 3
Views: 2,268

January 27, 2015, 03:10:58 AM
by Eater of Clowns

Most Wanted, #2 of ?

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 7
Views: 3,237

November 30, 2014, 01:23:34 PM
by Eater of Clowns

And Now, A Word From Our Sponsors

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 20
Views: 50,495

January 18, 2025, 07:44:44 PM
by SleepyFocker

More things I notice, as I notice them.

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 7
Views: 12,399

September 28, 2022, 06:58:55 AM
by Dildo Argentino

Andy Griffiths RIP, age 86.

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 4
Views: 3,125

July 06, 2015, 03:11:06 PM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

ATTN, BADBEAST (EVERYONE ELSE GTFO):

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 3
Views: 1,995

October 13, 2010, 07:23:47 PM
by BadBeast

A letter to the morally pure

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 36
Views: 27,193

February 04, 2021, 04:48:52 AM
by Doktor Howl

Jim, please pick up line two.

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 15
Views: 8,359

February 25, 2026, 08:50:43 PM
by Doktor Howl

A few thoughts on friendship, arrogance, and assumed superiority.

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 52
Views: 22,056

May 13, 2010, 09:37:26 PM
by Brotep

Shameless Slander #5: Nigel

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 1
Views: 2,788

May 06, 2015, 08:11:52 PM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

This is hardly surprising.

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 8
Views: 3,325

July 27, 2013, 08:47:16 AM
by Left

Ayn Rand in about 3 minutes.

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 6
Views: 2,753

October 27, 2014, 11:35:22 PM
by The Wizard Joseph

PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 43
Views: 9,937

September 18, 2011, 09:02:49 PM
by Doktor Howl

NEW JERSEY OVER. FOR THE KIDS.

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 15
Views: 6,629

July 03, 2013, 05:56:17 AM
by The Johnny

21C Man, part 14: You Didn't Have to be RUDE

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 13
Views: 5,826

April 25, 2015, 07:37:24 AM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

The difference is between the "Shanty-Irish" and the "Lace Curtain Irish"

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 15
Views: 24,575

April 22, 2012, 10:24:07 AM
by Faust

Hey, Joe, we have to have a talk.

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 13
Views: 4,199

March 09, 2012, 01:15:57 AM
by Doktor Howl

News on the spring East Coast meetup

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 10
Views: 4,333

February 28, 2012, 03:13:35 AM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

How to eliminate yourself as a force for good.

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 9
Views: 13,464

June 20, 2021, 09:01:40 PM
by altered

Attn Fred:

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 13
Views: 5,024

March 20, 2010, 10:41:07 AM
by Triple Zero

Dream a Little Dream With Me, part VIII

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 8
Views: 5,091

October 09, 2018, 04:51:51 PM
by Doktor Howl

Rick Scott = Batboy?

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 5
Views: 2,903

July 10, 2013, 03:10:41 AM
by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

More Tucson

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 1
Views: 4,757

December 03, 2018, 05:44:04 AM
by axod

Human Malfunctions #1: Arrogance

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 23
Views: 12,979

December 21, 2019, 02:19:07 PM
by Utmost Roast Beef