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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 02, 2013, 08:25:54 PM

Title: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 02, 2013, 08:25:54 PM
Wow.
Yeah, I heard Thursday was Thor and Friday was Freya, then it jumps to Saturn, Sun and Moon. NO WONDER THE WEEK SUCKS, IT'S ALL ECLECTIC PAGAN.
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 02, 2013, 08:34:14 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 02, 2013, 08:25:54 PM
Wow.
Yeah, I heard Thursday was Thor and Friday was Freya, then it jumps to Saturn, Sun and Moon. NO WONDER THE WEEK SUCKS, IT'S ALL ECLECTIC PAGAN.

Friday was Frigg.

Which I like.

Thursday was indeed Thor, because he would have thrown a hissy fit if he got left out.
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: LMNO on December 02, 2013, 08:36:14 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 02, 2013, 08:18:53 PM
Spent a nice hour shooting the shit with the guys.

Yeah?  How's the neckbeard ninja?
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 02, 2013, 08:37:01 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 02, 2013, 08:36:14 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 02, 2013, 08:18:53 PM
Spent a nice hour shooting the shit with the guys.

Yeah?  How's the neckbeard ninja?

He's fine.  It was all vets talking, so he just sat and listened to our bullshit.
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 02, 2013, 09:03:55 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 02, 2013, 08:34:14 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 02, 2013, 08:25:54 PM
Wow.
Yeah, I heard Thursday was Thor and Friday was Freya, then it jumps to Saturn, Sun and Moon. NO WONDER THE WEEK SUCKS, IT'S ALL ECLECTIC PAGAN.

Friday was Frigg.

Which I like.

Thursday was indeed Thor, because he would have thrown a hissy fit if he got left out.

I always get Frigg and Freya crossed up.

I think most people would like to see Friday renamed "Friggday". We should propose that, and give the rest of the week to Fenris.


Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: Suu on December 02, 2013, 09:28:55 PM
My sister is dragging me to an ugly sweater party in Florida when I'm down.

Not only is "sweater" and "Florida" a bad idea, but I need to make sure that I:

A: Win.
B: Embarrass the fuck out of her so I don't have to go again next year.
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 02, 2013, 09:37:01 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2013, 09:28:55 PM
My sister is dragging me to an ugly sweater party in Florida when I'm down.

Not only is "sweater" and "Florida" a bad idea, but I need to make sure that I:

A: Win.
B: Embarrass the fuck out of her so I don't have to go again next year.

1.  Hit Goodwill.
2.  Look around until something harms your optic nerves.
3.  Purchase said item.
4.  VICTORY.
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: Payne on December 02, 2013, 09:39:15 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 02, 2013, 06:14:27 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 06:10:17 PM
Righty, I have to get ready for a werewolf game. See you spags later!

Enjoy.

I did indeed.

I'm weaving a complicated web of politics and self-interest in a hellspawn city that none of the characters in their right mind would ever voluntarily go.

Things are going as well as you'd expect, but I can't say much about them as Pixie is a player and reads this, and one of the other players is/was a long time lurker.
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 02, 2013, 09:41:15 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 09:39:15 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 02, 2013, 06:14:27 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 06:10:17 PM
Righty, I have to get ready for a werewolf game. See you spags later!

Enjoy.

I did indeed.

I'm weaving a complicated web of politics and self-interest in a hellspawn city that none of the characters in their right mind would ever voluntarily go.

But which the PCs tripped all over themselves to get into.   :lulz:

QuoteThings are going as well as you'd expect, but I can't say much about them as Pixie is a player and reads this, and one of the other players is/was a long time lurker.

Well, right now, the Rappan Athuk Obituary Wall has 21 names on it (Campaign started August 4th, and has 5-8 players at a time).

Heaps of PC corpses or GTFO.
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 02, 2013, 09:51:39 PM
Off to the end of the day staff meeting.  :banana:
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 02, 2013, 09:55:14 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 02, 2013, 09:37:01 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2013, 09:28:55 PM
My sister is dragging me to an ugly sweater party in Florida when I'm down.

Not only is "sweater" and "Florida" a bad idea, but I need to make sure that I:

A: Win.
B: Embarrass the fuck out of her so I don't have to go again next year.

1.  Hit Goodwill.
2.  Look around until something harms your optic nerves.
3.  Purchase said item.
4.  VICTORY.

Giant moth holes and a really ugly bra.

It's for VENTILATION.
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 02, 2013, 10:05:26 PM
It's amazing how little time it takes to go from "I can drink any three men under the table and still walk a straight line" to "I can barely function today because I had 5 beers last night".
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 02, 2013, 10:20:23 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on December 02, 2013, 10:05:26 PM
It's amazing how little time it takes to go from "I can drink any three men under the table and still walk a straight line" to "I can barely function today because I had 5 beers last night".

HAW HAW.  Just wait another 10 years.

DOUR,
All fucked up on Encore.
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: Salty on December 02, 2013, 10:30:56 PM
What's that thing that smells like bear mace, oh its my face.
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 02, 2013, 10:33:43 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 02, 2013, 10:30:56 PM
What's that thing that smells like bear mace, oh its my face.

What?  Did someone nail you, or did you manage to nail yourself?
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 02, 2013, 10:34:05 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 02, 2013, 10:30:56 PM
What's that thing that smells like bear mace, oh its my face.

Bear proofing the old face, huh?

Good idea, that. You know what bears are really attracted to? Taint. You should probably bear proof that next.
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 02, 2013, 10:37:02 PM
AND I AM OUTTA HERE!  :banana:

Until tomorrow.  :sadbanana:
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: Salty on December 02, 2013, 10:39:08 PM
In a talented display of why I should not own a gun, i nailed myself.
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: Salty on December 02, 2013, 10:42:24 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 02, 2013, 10:34:05 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 02, 2013, 10:30:56 PM
What's that thing that smells like bear mace, oh its my face.

Bear proofing the old face, huh?

Good idea, that. You know what bears are really attracted to? Taint. You should probably bear proof that next.

BRB, IN FOR A PENNY...
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: Salty on December 02, 2013, 11:35:11 PM
Gah! Probably should have washed my hands THEN used the restroom.


Alty,
OW.
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 02, 2013, 11:55:12 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 02, 2013, 10:30:56 PM
What's that thing that smells like bear mace, oh its my face.

Leave it on! I want to rub my face in it! No one tells me what I can't enjoy!
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: Suu on December 03, 2013, 12:09:26 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 02, 2013, 09:37:01 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2013, 09:28:55 PM
My sister is dragging me to an ugly sweater party in Florida when I'm down.

Not only is "sweater" and "Florida" a bad idea, but I need to make sure that I:

A: Win.
B: Embarrass the fuck out of her so I don't have to go again next year.

1.  Hit Goodwill.
2.  Look around until something harms your optic nerves.
3.  Purchase said item.
4.  VICTORY.

I also have leg warmers. And a sweater purse. None of which match.  8)
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2013, 12:22:47 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 02, 2013, 06:39:49 PM
Wor and Excel are not friends.  They should be, but they're not.

I succeeded in turning it in. Today we covered meiosis and the basics of alleles.

SO many informations.
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2013, 12:24:16 AM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on December 02, 2013, 10:05:26 PM
It's amazing how little time it takes to go from "I can drink any three men under the table and still walk a straight line" to "I can barely function today because I had 5 beers last night".

:lulz: Yep. I think that when I first met you I was at the very end of "drinking like a young person" and starting to careen madly into "hung over like a middle-aged person".
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2013, 12:25:15 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 02, 2013, 10:30:56 PM
What's that thing that smells like bear mace, oh its my face.

Oh, Alty.

:lol:
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2013, 12:28:16 AM
So after class I went to the THRIFT STORE and managed to pick up a dress for the winter season parties that makes me look a lot curvier than I really am. Really accentuates my cats and kitties. If you know what I mean.

Also I got a really nice handmade 40's-style floral summer dress. Total: $17.98.
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: LMNO on December 03, 2013, 12:34:36 AM
I wanna pop some tags, I got $20 in my pocket...
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2013, 12:38:47 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 03, 2013, 12:34:36 AM
I wanna pop some tags, I got $20 in my pocket...

:lulz:
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2013, 01:57:47 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 02, 2013, 10:39:08 PM
In a talented display of why I should not own a gun, i nailed myself.

Cheap lesson.

Though it may not seem that way now.
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 03, 2013, 05:39:07 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 03, 2013, 12:09:26 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 02, 2013, 09:37:01 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2013, 09:28:55 PM
My sister is dragging me to an ugly sweater party in Florida when I'm down.

Not only is "sweater" and "Florida" a bad idea, but I need to make sure that I:

A: Win.
B: Embarrass the fuck out of her so I don't have to go again next year.

1.  Hit Goodwill.
2.  Look around until something harms your optic nerves.
3.  Purchase said item.
4.  VICTORY.

I also have leg warmers. And a sweater purse. None of which match.  8)

This sounds like a perfect opportunity for . . . SWANTS! http://westknits.com/index.php/2013/11/swants-tutorial/
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: Suu on December 03, 2013, 03:00:29 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 03, 2013, 05:39:07 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 03, 2013, 12:09:26 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 02, 2013, 09:37:01 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2013, 09:28:55 PM
My sister is dragging me to an ugly sweater party in Florida when I'm down.

Not only is "sweater" and "Florida" a bad idea, but I need to make sure that I:

A: Win.
B: Embarrass the fuck out of her so I don't have to go again next year.

1.  Hit Goodwill.
2.  Look around until something harms your optic nerves.
3.  Purchase said item.
4.  VICTORY.

I also have leg warmers. And a sweater purse. None of which match.  8)

This sounds like a perfect opportunity for . . . SWANTS! http://westknits.com/index.php/2013/11/swants-tutorial/

THIS SHIT IS FUCKING HAPPENING. RIGHT NOW.
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publications)
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on December 03, 2013, 04:04:58 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 02, 2013, 08:19:35 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 02, 2013, 05:59:40 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 05:56:15 PM
Plus that's a fucking stupid way to spell a word. WED NES DAY.

The fuck is that?

English people fucking with us.  300 years ago.  On purpose.

Yes.

I heard it comes from "Woden's Day" but I probably saw that someplace pagan, and therefore bullshit.

We were taught that at school when I was seven. Thursday is Thor's Day and friday has the same roots as Freya.

Vikings, all up in the English Language.
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publicatio
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2013, 04:16:43 PM
Quote from: Pixie on December 03, 2013, 04:04:58 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 02, 2013, 08:19:35 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 02, 2013, 05:59:40 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 05:56:15 PM
Plus that's a fucking stupid way to spell a word. WED NES DAY.

The fuck is that?

English people fucking with us.  300 years ago.  On purpose.

Yes.

I heard it comes from "Woden's Day" but I probably saw that someplace pagan, and therefore bullshit.

We were taught that at school when I was seven. Thursday is Thor's Day and friday has the same roots as Freya.

Vikings, all up in the English Language.

Frigg.
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publicatio
Post by: Suu on December 03, 2013, 04:48:12 PM
Quote from: Pixie on December 03, 2013, 04:04:58 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 02, 2013, 08:19:35 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 02, 2013, 05:59:40 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 05:56:15 PM
Plus that's a fucking stupid way to spell a word. WED NES DAY.

The fuck is that?

English people fucking with us.  300 years ago.  On purpose.

Yes.

I heard it comes from "Woden's Day" but I probably saw that someplace pagan, and therefore bullshit.

We were taught that at school when I was seven. Thursday is Thor's Day and friday has the same roots as Freya.

Vikings, all up in the English Language.

Danelaw, bitches. :banana:

What's the saying? Most languages borrow from one another; English takes other languages into dark alleys and beats them up for spare change.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2013, 06:16:55 PM
I have returned, victorious! From straightening out my latest getting-cut-off-from-food-stamps.

This time they said that they needed my 2013/2014 financial aid award letter, claiming they only have the 2012/2013 one on file (despite the fact that I hand-delivered them a copy in June) and also that they once again for the fourth time in a row cannot merely accept my word for it and a copy of the check as proof that my ex is paying me child support, they also need a statement from him.

In other words, if I could not prove to their satisfaction that I AM receiving child support, they would not give me money for food. Which is an interesting approach to that situation.

I am so so looking forward to being on stipend and not having to deal with this.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2013, 06:22:22 PM
Also yesterday one of my dear old friends sent me a series of long, distraught texts about how she is IN A PANIC about not being able to get life insurance and she has high blood pressure and could drop dead at any minute and she can get her house paid off in five years but she's afraid she doesn't have that long and her husband won't be able to make the $700/month mortgage and he and her sons will be HOMELESS AND DESTITUTE and she's just TERRIFIED and they need someone to take care of them.

Her husband has a job, one of her sons is 22 and lives with his girlfriend, and the other one is old enough to get a job. Seriously, worst case scenario he can get a housemate, it's a big house in a great area. They only owe about $40k. Besides the fact that having high blood pressure is what I call "welcome to 40" and unlikely to result in her dropping dead of a stroke at any moment.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2013, 06:22:35 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 06:16:55 PM
In other words, if I could not prove to their satisfaction that I AM receiving child support, they would not give me money for food. Which is an interesting approach to that situation.

That's kinda fucked up.  Even for a bureaucracy.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2013, 06:22:53 PM
Fuck, I wish I had a $700/mo mortgage. I can't even imagine.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2013, 06:23:09 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 03, 2013, 06:22:35 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 06:16:55 PM
In other words, if I could not prove to their satisfaction that I AM receiving child support, they would not give me money for food. Which is an interesting approach to that situation.

That's kinda fucked up.  Even for a bureaucracy.

Yep.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2013, 06:23:19 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 06:22:22 PM
Also yesterday one of my dear old friends sent me a series of long, distraught texts about how she is IN A PANIC about not being able to get life insurance and she has high blood pressure and could drop dead at any minute and she can get her house paid off in five years but she's afraid she doesn't have that long and her husband won't be able to make the $700/month mortgage and he and her sons will be HOMELESS AND DESTITUTE and she's just TERRIFIED and they need someone to take care of them.

Her husband has a job, one of her sons is 22 and lives with his girlfriend, and the other one is old enough to get a job. Seriously, worst case scenario he can get a housemate, it's a big house in a great area. They only owe about $40k. Besides the fact that having high blood pressure is what I call "welcome to 40" and unlikely to result in her dropping dead of a stroke at any moment.

She got a whiff of mortality.  She'll get over it.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 03, 2013, 06:25:59 PM
Everyone does, eventually.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2013, 06:31:32 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 03, 2013, 06:23:19 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 06:22:22 PM
Also yesterday one of my dear old friends sent me a series of long, distraught texts about how she is IN A PANIC about not being able to get life insurance and she has high blood pressure and could drop dead at any minute and she can get her house paid off in five years but she's afraid she doesn't have that long and her husband won't be able to make the $700/month mortgage and he and her sons will be HOMELESS AND DESTITUTE and she's just TERRIFIED and they need someone to take care of them.

Her husband has a job, one of her sons is 22 and lives with his girlfriend, and the other one is old enough to get a job. Seriously, worst case scenario he can get a housemate, it's a big house in a great area. They only owe about $40k. Besides the fact that having high blood pressure is what I call "welcome to 40" and unlikely to result in her dropping dead of a stroke at any moment.

She got a whiff of mortality.  She'll get over it.

No, she's a crisis queen. She's had six months to live for the last fifteen years.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2013, 06:32:06 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 06:31:32 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 03, 2013, 06:23:19 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 06:22:22 PM
Also yesterday one of my dear old friends sent me a series of long, distraught texts about how she is IN A PANIC about not being able to get life insurance and she has high blood pressure and could drop dead at any minute and she can get her house paid off in five years but she's afraid she doesn't have that long and her husband won't be able to make the $700/month mortgage and he and her sons will be HOMELESS AND DESTITUTE and she's just TERRIFIED and they need someone to take care of them.

Her husband has a job, one of her sons is 22 and lives with his girlfriend, and the other one is old enough to get a job. Seriously, worst case scenario he can get a housemate, it's a big house in a great area. They only owe about $40k. Besides the fact that having high blood pressure is what I call "welcome to 40" and unlikely to result in her dropping dead of a stroke at any moment.

She got a whiff of mortality.  She'll get over it.

No, she's a crisis queen. She's had six months to live for the last fifteen years.

Oh, okay.  One of those.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 03, 2013, 06:37:24 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 06:22:53 PM
Fuck, I wish I had a $700/mo mortgage. I can't even imagine.

This.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 03, 2013, 07:10:33 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 03, 2013, 06:25:59 PM
Everyone does, eventually.

:lulz:

You always manage to slide one in there.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 03, 2013, 07:12:42 PM
That's what she said.
Title: Re: Re: Open Bar: the Vanguard of Modern Drinking (Cain Studies in Drinking Series, Drunk Publicatio
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 03, 2013, 07:23:45 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 03, 2013, 03:00:29 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 03, 2013, 05:39:07 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 03, 2013, 12:09:26 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 02, 2013, 09:37:01 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2013, 09:28:55 PM
My sister is dragging me to an ugly sweater party in Florida when I'm down.

Not only is "sweater" and "Florida" a bad idea, but I need to make sure that I:

A: Win.
B: Embarrass the fuck out of her so I don't have to go again next year.

1.  Hit Goodwill.
2.  Look around until something harms your optic nerves.
3.  Purchase said item.
4.  VICTORY.

I also have leg warmers. And a sweater purse. None of which match.  8)

This sounds like a perfect opportunity for . . . SWANTS! http://westknits.com/index.php/2013/11/swants-tutorial/

THIS SHIT IS FUCKING HAPPENING. RIGHT NOW.

:postpics:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 03, 2013, 07:29:23 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 06:16:55 PM
I have returned, victorious! From straightening out my latest getting-cut-off-from-food-stamps.

This time they said that they needed my 2013/2014 financial aid award letter, claiming they only have the 2012/2013 one on file (despite the fact that I hand-delivered them a copy in June) and also that they once again for the fourth time in a row cannot merely accept my word for it and a copy of the check as proof that my ex is paying me child support, they also need a statement from him.

In other words, if I could not prove to their satisfaction that I AM receiving child support, they would not give me money for food. Which is an interesting approach to that situation.

I am so so looking forward to being on stipend and not having to deal with this.

That's . . . that's special.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2013, 07:58:54 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 03, 2013, 07:10:33 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 03, 2013, 06:25:59 PM
Everyone does, eventually.

:lulz:

You always manage to slide one in there.

Ofuck I missed that.  :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2013, 07:59:12 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 03, 2013, 07:12:42 PM
That's what she said.

:spittake:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 03, 2013, 08:52:18 PM
 8)

Doing my essay plan.  Bleh.  Abstract, bibliography, outline of essay.  Apart from actually writing out the bibliography itself, I should be able to knock this out in...half an hour?  Yeah, that seems reasonable. 

I probably should be more diligent, since this is worth 10% of the module, but I cannot take this assignment seriously.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Junkenstein on December 03, 2013, 11:23:09 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 03, 2013, 08:52:18 PM
8)

Doing my essay plan.  Bleh.  Abstract, bibliography, outline of essay.  Apart from actually writing out the bibliography itself, I should be able to knock this out in...half an hour?  Yeah, that seems reasonable. 

I probably should be more diligent, since this is worth 10% of the module, but I cannot take this assignment seriously.

What's the subject matter? I'm guessing "Is terrorism a problem?" or something similar.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 04, 2013, 02:55:27 AM
I got my 2nd chemistry midterm back.

I did miserably.

I don't feel TOO bad, my lab partner and everyone else I've talked to also did miserably. My first thought was that I must really not have studied hard enough at all, but we're all A students, hard workers, did all the homework, etc... but it was a really hard test and there were a couple of big point questions that were on material we hadn't covered in class.

Still, I think we all thought we were going to do better than we did. One girl I talked to, one of the class's supernerd study geeks, did even worse than I did.

One person walked out of the test. Turned out one student only got 10%, and my guess is it was that student. Over half the class didn't show up to lab today, so I'm assuming they dropped. Dude. I hope I do better on the final, because I can swallow a B. I would have a very, very hard time with a C.

I'm hovering around 98% in lab, and I got 93% on the first midterm, so it's possible I can still get an A in the class if I rock the fuck out of the final. Which, frankly, I suspect depends a lot on whether it's written and graded like the first midterm or like the second midterm.

I still think it's funny that this is the only class Bijijoo has ever flunked, and he went on to get a PhD in biophysics.  :lol:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 04, 2013, 02:55:49 AM
Quote from: Cain on December 03, 2013, 08:52:18 PM
8)

Doing my essay plan.  Bleh.  Abstract, bibliography, outline of essay.  Apart from actually writing out the bibliography itself, I should be able to knock this out in...half an hour?  Yeah, that seems reasonable. 

I probably should be more diligent, since this is worth 10% of the module, but I cannot take this assignment seriously.

I feel you there.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 04, 2013, 02:56:43 AM
This is probably something  many of you have already enjoyed, but this helped lighten my mood considerably today: http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~kovar/hall.html
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2013, 03:00:59 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 04, 2013, 02:55:27 AM
I got my 2nd chemistry midterm back.

I did miserably.

I don't feel TOO bad, my lab partner and everyone else I've talked to also did miserably. My first thought was that I must really not have studied hard enough at all, but we're all A students, hard workers, did all the homework, etc... but it was a really hard test and there were a couple of big point questions that were on material we hadn't covered in class.

Still, I think we all thought we were going to do better than we did. One girl I talked to, one of the class's supernerd study geeks, did even worse than I did.

One person walked out of the test. Turned out one student only got 10%, and my guess is it was that student. Over half the class didn't show up to lab today, so I'm assuming they dropped. Dude. I hope I do better on the final, because I can swallow a B. I would have a very, very hard time with a C.

I'm hovering around 98% in lab, and I got 93% on the first midterm, so it's possible I can still get an A in the class if I rock the fuck out of the final. Which, frankly, I suspect depends a lot on whether it's written and graded like the first midterm or like the second midterm.

I still think it's funny that this is the only class Bijijoo has ever flunked, and he went on to get a PhD in biophysics.  :lol:

You'll turn this around.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 04, 2013, 03:41:41 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 04, 2013, 03:00:59 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 04, 2013, 02:55:27 AM
I got my 2nd chemistry midterm back.

I did miserably.

I don't feel TOO bad, my lab partner and everyone else I've talked to also did miserably. My first thought was that I must really not have studied hard enough at all, but we're all A students, hard workers, did all the homework, etc... but it was a really hard test and there were a couple of big point questions that were on material we hadn't covered in class.

Still, I think we all thought we were going to do better than we did. One girl I talked to, one of the class's supernerd study geeks, did even worse than I did.

One person walked out of the test. Turned out one student only got 10%, and my guess is it was that student. Over half the class didn't show up to lab today, so I'm assuming they dropped. Dude. I hope I do better on the final, because I can swallow a B. I would have a very, very hard time with a C.

I'm hovering around 98% in lab, and I got 93% on the first midterm, so it's possible I can still get an A in the class if I rock the fuck out of the final. Which, frankly, I suspect depends a lot on whether it's written and graded like the first midterm or like the second midterm.

I still think it's funny that this is the only class Bijijoo has ever flunked, and he went on to get a PhD in biophysics.  :lol:

You'll turn this around.

It's not gonna kill me. And I probably won't get a C. But the confidence I felt walking into and out of that test is a great reminder of the Dunning/Kruger Effect. :lol:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Telarus on December 04, 2013, 03:47:55 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 04, 2013, 02:56:43 AM
This is probably something  many of you have already enjoyed, but this helped lighten my mood considerably today: http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~kovar/hall.html


LOL  :lulz: That was excellent.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 04, 2013, 04:23:28 AM
Nigel, now that it's over, can you go to the prof and sincerely ask, "what the hell was that?"

because it would seem to me that this test had something to do that was more than what you knew about the subject.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 04, 2013, 06:52:05 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 04, 2013, 02:56:43 AM
This is probably something  many of you have already enjoyed, but this helped lighten my mood considerably today: http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~kovar/hall.html

Hahahaha. That was awesome!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 04, 2013, 06:57:51 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 04, 2013, 04:23:28 AM
Nigel, now that it's over, can you go to the prof and sincerely ask, "what the hell was that?"

because it would seem to me that this test had something to do that was more than what you knew about the subject.

I could. But I have a weird feeling about it, and that feeling is that this guy is more erratic than I want to confront. There have been some strange interactions with other classmates. Someone mentioned that he acts like he's on painkillers and is sometimes in pain, which makes sense. There are cans of worms with people that I don't want to crack into. I could be TOTALLY wrong, but I don't want to go there, at all.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 04, 2013, 07:00:27 AM
So far I have had very positive interactions with almost all of my instructors, to the degree that I get greeted and sometimes hugged in the halls by passing professors. I think I can afford to not have personal exposition experiences with one or two.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 04, 2013, 07:22:30 AM
Driving test (http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/dec/02/uk-driving-law-versus-us) in less than an hour.

Even though I should be out of the age range of "Boy Racer" stereotypes, I have gone full on shirt and tie and shiny shoes with the added benefit of if I pass and they want me to take one of these (http://www.blueschoolofmotoring.com/media/passed-driving-test/driving-test-pass-farnborough-Euan-McMinigal.jpg) cheesy pictures I've got my companies name sewn on the shirt so I'll look boss as fuck and my actual boss may reward me (unlikely, but worth a shot).

Here's to not killing anyone even slightly in the next couple hours!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 04, 2013, 07:35:39 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 04, 2013, 07:22:30 AM
Driving test (http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/dec/02/uk-driving-law-versus-us) in less than an hour.

Even though I should be out of the age range of "Boy Racer" stereotypes, I have gone full on shirt and tie and shiny shoes with the added benefit of if I pass and they want me to take one of these (http://www.blueschoolofmotoring.com/media/passed-driving-test/driving-test-pass-farnborough-Euan-McMinigal.jpg) cheesy pictures I've got my companies name sewn on the shirt so I'll look boss as fuck and my actual boss may reward me (unlikely, but worth a shot).

Here's to not killing anyone even slightly in the next couple hours!

Good luck!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 04, 2013, 07:52:29 AM
You can do it!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 04, 2013, 09:15:41 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 03, 2013, 11:23:09 PM
What's the subject matter? I'm guessing "Is terrorism a problem?" or something similar.

Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 04, 2013, 02:55:49 AM
I feel you there.

Well, the thing is, this is merely the essay plan for the next assignment, whose question is "discuss state terrorism over the past 50 years, is it different to non-state terrorism?"

All I need is the abstract, the bibliography and the structure/outline.  In other words, something I would do as preparation for an essay anyway.  And that's 10% of the module grade, in the bag.

I understand why they're doing this.  We have a lot of "track 3" applicants - people who didn't get onto the course from an academic background, but from a work related one.  So military intelligence types, journalists, UN workers, paramedics and similar.  Because of that, while they may indeed know the stuff pretty well, they don't necessarily have the academic background to do an essay in the required fashion or to the proper level.  So this is a hand-holding exercise to make sure no-one fails right out on the first assignment, which is otherwise very possible (40% of the module, with a 65% score rate to qualify as not failing).

But it is kinda unnecessary in my case.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: rong on December 04, 2013, 09:48:10 AM
the other day I was watching Star Trek: The Next Generation and Picard said to Wharf, "Sweep the Area"
I so badly wished that Wharf would've given Picard a you're-such-a-fucking-idiot-i-can't-believe-you-just-said-that-jesus-i-need-a-new-job kind of look and then shrugged his shoulders, sighed and proceeded to pick up a broom and start sweeping the bridge.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 04, 2013, 10:47:48 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 04, 2013, 07:22:30 AM
Driving test (http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/dec/02/uk-driving-law-versus-us) in less than an hour.

Even though I should be out of the age range of "Boy Racer" stereotypes, I have gone full on shirt and tie and shiny shoes with the added benefit of if I pass and they want me to take one of these (http://www.blueschoolofmotoring.com/media/passed-driving-test/driving-test-pass-farnborough-Euan-McMinigal.jpg) cheesy pictures I've got my companies name sewn on the shirt so I'll look boss as fuck and my actual boss may reward me (unlikely, but worth a shot).

Here's to not killing anyone even slightly in the next couple hours!

Have fun.  Remember, a granny with a stroller is worth at least 50 points.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 04, 2013, 11:03:43 AM
Quote from: Cain on December 04, 2013, 10:47:48 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 04, 2013, 07:22:30 AM
Driving test (http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/dec/02/uk-driving-law-versus-us) in less than an hour.

Even though I should be out of the age range of "Boy Racer" stereotypes, I have gone full on shirt and tie and shiny shoes with the added benefit of if I pass and they want me to take one of these (http://www.blueschoolofmotoring.com/media/passed-driving-test/driving-test-pass-farnborough-Euan-McMinigal.jpg) cheesy pictures I've got my companies name sewn on the shirt so I'll look boss as fuck and my actual boss may reward me (unlikely, but worth a shot).

Here's to not killing anyone even slightly in the next couple hours!

Have fun.  Remember, a granny with a stroller is worth at least 50 points.

Passed.

That's better than 52% of other people who have taken their first practical test.

I didn't even take out one of the kids going to school, let alone a stroller gran.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 04, 2013, 11:10:51 AM
Well that's just disappointing. 

In other news, I'm retarded.  I've had an iPod for 4 months now, and only just figured out today how to make my own playlists.  Herp derp.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Junkenstein on December 04, 2013, 12:45:20 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 04, 2013, 11:03:43 AM
Quote from: Cain on December 04, 2013, 10:47:48 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 04, 2013, 07:22:30 AM
Driving test (http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/dec/02/uk-driving-law-versus-us) in less than an hour.

Even though I should be out of the age range of "Boy Racer" stereotypes, I have gone full on shirt and tie and shiny shoes with the added benefit of if I pass and they want me to take one of these (http://www.blueschoolofmotoring.com/media/passed-driving-test/driving-test-pass-farnborough-Euan-McMinigal.jpg) cheesy pictures I've got my companies name sewn on the shirt so I'll look boss as fuck and my actual boss may reward me (unlikely, but worth a shot).

Here's to not killing anyone even slightly in the next couple hours!

Have fun.  Remember, a granny with a stroller is worth at least 50 points.

Passed.

That's better than 52% of other people who have taken their first practical test.

I didn't even take out one of the kids going to school, let alone a stroller gran.

Congratulations!

You too are now free to be baffled by the extraordinary costs of Insurance! And fuel! And repairs! And Road Tax! You are also free to have unreasonable requests directed towards you because of this skill. Remember to fill any vehicle with a bunch of crap all over the seats to mitigate this.

Oh, you'll be told that Insurance will be cheaper when you are X years old or have Y no claims. This is a lie. Get used to the shafting.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 04, 2013, 01:13:46 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 04, 2013, 12:45:20 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 04, 2013, 11:03:43 AM
Quote from: Cain on December 04, 2013, 10:47:48 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 04, 2013, 07:22:30 AM
Driving test (http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/dec/02/uk-driving-law-versus-us) in less than an hour.

Even though I should be out of the age range of "Boy Racer" stereotypes, I have gone full on shirt and tie and shiny shoes with the added benefit of if I pass and they want me to take one of these (http://www.blueschoolofmotoring.com/media/passed-driving-test/driving-test-pass-farnborough-Euan-McMinigal.jpg) cheesy pictures I've got my companies name sewn on the shirt so I'll look boss as fuck and my actual boss may reward me (unlikely, but worth a shot).

Here's to not killing anyone even slightly in the next couple hours!

Have fun.  Remember, a granny with a stroller is worth at least 50 points.

Passed.

That's better than 52% of other people who have taken their first practical test.

I didn't even take out one of the kids going to school, let alone a stroller gran.

Congratulations!

You too are now free to be baffled by the extraordinary costs of Insurance! And fuel! And repairs! And Road Tax! You are also free to have unreasonable requests directed towards you because of this skill. Remember to fill any vehicle with a bunch of crap all over the seats to mitigate this.

Oh, you'll be told that Insurance will be cheaper when you are X years old or have Y no claims. This is a lie. Get used to the shafting.

Issued with a work van, on insurance, tax, MOT, servicing and everything else covered by them.

I'm not allowed to use it for anything but work purposes either, so no one can ask me to do driving stuff for them!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Sita on December 04, 2013, 01:26:09 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 04, 2013, 07:22:30 AM
Driving test (http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/dec/02/uk-driving-law-versus-us) in less than an hour.

Even though I should be out of the age range of "Boy Racer" stereotypes, I have gone full on shirt and tie and shiny shoes with the added benefit of if I pass and they want me to take one of these (http://www.blueschoolofmotoring.com/media/passed-driving-test/driving-test-pass-farnborough-Euan-McMinigal.jpg) cheesy pictures I've got my companies name sewn on the shirt so I'll look boss as fuck and my actual boss may reward me (unlikely, but worth a shot).

Here's to not killing anyone even slightly in the next couple hours!
That was an informative link. And that guy got more of a driving test than I did. All my driving test consisted of was driving around the (small) parking lot and showing that I could park properly. The person grading me never saw me dealing with other cars or people (the parking lot was relatively empty as well).

Reading that I'm fairly sure that I will never drive if I ever got to the UK.

Also congrats on passing :)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2013, 02:11:37 PM
Feeling particularly Holyâ„¢ today.

This morning's installment will be up just after the staff meeting.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 04, 2013, 02:14:44 PM
Awesome.  I could use some more Holyâ„¢ in my life right now.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Junkenstein on December 04, 2013, 02:29:07 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 04, 2013, 01:13:46 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 04, 2013, 12:45:20 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 04, 2013, 11:03:43 AM
Quote from: Cain on December 04, 2013, 10:47:48 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 04, 2013, 07:22:30 AM
Driving test (http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/dec/02/uk-driving-law-versus-us) in less than an hour.

Even though I should be out of the age range of "Boy Racer" stereotypes, I have gone full on shirt and tie and shiny shoes with the added benefit of if I pass and they want me to take one of these (http://www.blueschoolofmotoring.com/media/passed-driving-test/driving-test-pass-farnborough-Euan-McMinigal.jpg) cheesy pictures I've got my companies name sewn on the shirt so I'll look boss as fuck and my actual boss may reward me (unlikely, but worth a shot).

Here's to not killing anyone even slightly in the next couple hours!

Have fun.  Remember, a granny with a stroller is worth at least 50 points.

Passed.

That's better than 52% of other people who have taken their first practical test.

I didn't even take out one of the kids going to school, let alone a stroller gran.

Congratulations!

You too are now free to be baffled by the extraordinary costs of Insurance! And fuel! And repairs! And Road Tax! You are also free to have unreasonable requests directed towards you because of this skill. Remember to fill any vehicle with a bunch of crap all over the seats to mitigate this.

Oh, you'll be told that Insurance will be cheaper when you are X years old or have Y no claims. This is a lie. Get used to the shafting.

Issued with a work van, on insurance, tax, MOT, servicing and everything else covered by them.

I'm not allowed to use it for anything but work purposes either, so no one can ask me to do driving stuff for them!

Good going that man then.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 04, 2013, 04:08:22 PM
Might try and experiment with Twitch this evening, see how bad livestreaming would be with my internet.

I'll let you guys know if I get up and running and when I'll be on.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 04, 2013, 05:02:23 PM
Can't get image to stream, and it's already dropping frames.  Yeah...I don't see this happening at all.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 04, 2013, 05:08:43 PM
Damn. TECHNOLOGY, WHY U NO FUNCTION?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2013, 05:09:06 PM
Well, THAT story ended faster than I thought it would.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 04, 2013, 05:11:45 PM
Like a smack in the face!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 04, 2013, 05:20:02 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 04, 2013, 05:08:43 PM
Damn. TECHNOLOGY, WHY U NO FUNCTION?

Well, even if it did, the frame droppage would make it basically unwatchable.  And that's a bandwidth problem, essentially.

If I were still in London, I might be able to do it.  But if I were still in London, I'd be hating myself and my life too much to do anything.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 04, 2013, 05:21:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 04, 2013, 05:11:45 PM
Like a smack in the face!

Like a mental image that I will carry forever!  :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2013, 05:23:18 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 04, 2013, 05:21:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 04, 2013, 05:11:45 PM
Like a smack in the face!

Like a mental image that I will carry forever!  :lulz:

I would look hot in a red dress and roller skates.

With my pupils contracted and a mouth full of razor blades.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 04, 2013, 05:23:58 PM
Youtube may let me stream...if I prove I can be a good boy.  Which, given Youtube's general attitude towards anyone who doesn't have 10 billion subscribers, will probably never happen.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 04, 2013, 05:27:43 PM
*Short, unreasonable ranting ahead*.

So I just spent a pay check taking my cat to the vet to figure out why she's wasting away to nothing.

Got the blood work back and everything is picture perfect. Kidneys, thyroid, white cells; all that shit is perfectly normal. So it's either genetic or I have figure out how to afford an x-ray of her stomach to see if there's something keeping her from digesting food properly or whatever.

It's the same thing every time I go to the doctor, too. Perfect everything. Nothing wrong. Don't know why migraines and increased vertigo and the rest.

What the fuck use are these people?

*/end vent*
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 04, 2013, 05:44:14 PM
This is the reason "pet insurance" is actually a thing.

I know a few people whose attachment to those yowling furry parasites are so intense, they've spent literally thousands of dollars keeping them alive one more year.

I occasionally like my cat, often don't, but I'm pretty sure for all my cavalier callousness, I'll end up doing the same.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 04, 2013, 05:51:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 04, 2013, 05:44:14 PM
This is the reason "pet insurance" is actually a thing.

I know a few people whose attachment to those yowling furry parasites are so intense, they've spent literally thousands of dollars keeping them alive one more year.

I occasionally like my cat, often don't, but I'm pretty sure for all my cavalier callousness, I'll end up doing the same.

Pet insurance. Yeah.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2013, 05:52:28 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 04, 2013, 05:21:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 04, 2013, 05:11:45 PM
Like a smack in the face!

Like a mental image that I will carry forever!  :lulz:

I CAN EXPLAIN!

http://www.nbcnews.com/science/bizarre-microbes-discovered-desert-cave-arizona-2D11692102
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 04, 2013, 05:53:18 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 04, 2013, 05:23:18 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 04, 2013, 05:21:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 04, 2013, 05:11:45 PM
Like a smack in the face!

Like a mental image that I will carry forever!  :lulz:

I would look hot in a red dress and roller skates.

With my pupils contracted and a mouth full of razor blades.

Even if you didn't, you'd be told whatever you wanted to hear just so you didn't bite people's fingers off. And hey, since you're a hot thing in a red dress, you wouldn't have to pay for drinks at all. Especially if you smile real pretty.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2013, 05:59:52 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 04, 2013, 05:53:18 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 04, 2013, 05:23:18 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 04, 2013, 05:21:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 04, 2013, 05:11:45 PM
Like a smack in the face!

Like a mental image that I will carry forever!  :lulz:

I would look hot in a red dress and roller skates.

With my pupils contracted and a mouth full of razor blades.

Even if you didn't, you'd be told whatever you wanted to hear just so you didn't bite people's fingers off. And hey, since you're a hot thing in a red dress, you wouldn't have to pay for drinks at all. Especially if you smile real pretty.

heeeee

also:  http://www.nbcnews.com/science/grand-canyon-fills-fog-2D11685954

Watch your ass, Utah.  We've had enough of your shit.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 04, 2013, 06:00:36 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 04, 2013, 05:52:28 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 04, 2013, 05:21:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 04, 2013, 05:11:45 PM
Like a smack in the face!

Like a mental image that I will carry forever!  :lulz:

I CAN EXPLAIN!

http://www.nbcnews.com/science/bizarre-microbes-discovered-desert-cave-arizona-2D11692102

I KNEW IT.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2013, 06:04:41 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 04, 2013, 06:00:36 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 04, 2013, 05:52:28 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 04, 2013, 05:21:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 04, 2013, 05:11:45 PM
Like a smack in the face!

Like a mental image that I will carry forever!  :lulz:

I CAN EXPLAIN!

http://www.nbcnews.com/science/bizarre-microbes-discovered-desert-cave-arizona-2D11692102

I KNEW IT.

That's only 50 miles from where I'm sitting.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 04, 2013, 06:06:09 PM
Finals start Monday. :horrormirth:

Normally this does not stress me out. But this term my nerves are wracked. And of course, this seems to send a signal to everyone I know that it's time to try to capture some of my attention, time, and/or energy.

Also I can't figure out why my bank has apparently decided to stop paying my credit card bill, which WAS on autopay just as it has been for years, and now all of a sudden I'm two payments behind. And I can't log into my account.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 04, 2013, 06:10:04 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 04, 2013, 05:51:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 04, 2013, 05:44:14 PM
This is the reason "pet insurance" is actually a thing.

I know a few people whose attachment to those yowling furry parasites are so intense, they've spent literally thousands of dollars keeping them alive one more year.

I occasionally like my cat, often don't, but I'm pretty sure for all my cavalier callousness, I'll end up doing the same.

Pet insurance. Yeah.

Hey, I didn't say it was a good thing, nor that you should get it. Just that it exists. I don't have any.



Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2013, 06:10:24 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 04, 2013, 06:06:09 PM
Finals start Monday. :horrormirth:

Normally this does not stress me out. But this term my nerves are wracked. And of course, this seems to send a signal to everyone I know that it's time to try to capture some of my attention, time, and/or energy.


You're gonna be fine.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 04, 2013, 06:11:56 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 04, 2013, 06:04:41 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 04, 2013, 06:00:36 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 04, 2013, 05:52:28 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 04, 2013, 05:21:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 04, 2013, 05:11:45 PM
Like a smack in the face!

Like a mental image that I will carry forever!  :lulz:

I CAN EXPLAIN!

http://www.nbcnews.com/science/bizarre-microbes-discovered-desert-cave-arizona-2D11692102

I KNEW IT.

That's only 50 miles from where I'm sitting.

Soon they will crack the secret to the 'Tucson Spore' and determine that it is being spread by people, yes, with each new contamination and sewage treatment plant the Tucson Spore thrives and spreads further . . . deeper. Soon the spores will meet and join in the vast hollow caverns that run beneath the world and when they join, combining all their knowledge and energy into one mass, it will become sentient and from all corners of the globe the mass will burst forth singing death metal in Dolly Parton's voice and showering razor-petaled flower spore-clusters into the air, onto the people, animals, plants, and structures.

And soon, soon. All will be Tucson. All will sing in harmony. All will be as it should.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 04, 2013, 06:12:40 PM
Nigel: Change incoming call message, set email to "away", deactivate FB.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 04, 2013, 06:13:40 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 04, 2013, 06:11:56 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 04, 2013, 06:04:41 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 04, 2013, 06:00:36 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 04, 2013, 05:52:28 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 04, 2013, 05:21:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 04, 2013, 05:11:45 PM
Like a smack in the face!

Like a mental image that I will carry forever!  :lulz:

I CAN EXPLAIN!

http://www.nbcnews.com/science/bizarre-microbes-discovered-desert-cave-arizona-2D11692102

I KNEW IT.

That's only 50 miles from where I'm sitting.

Soon they will crack the secret to the 'Tucson Spore' and determine that it is being spread by people, yes, with each new contamination and sewage treatment plant the Tucson Spore thrives and spreads further . . . deeper. Soon the spores will meet and join in the vast hollow caverns that run beneath the world and when they join, combining all their knowledge and energy into one mass, it will become sentient and from all corners of the globe the mass will burst forth singing death metal in Dolly Parton's voice and showering razor-petaled flower spore-clusters into the air, onto the people, animals, plants, and structures.

And soon, soon. All will be Tucson. All will sing in harmony. All will be as it should.


TUCSON DWELLS BENEATH THE CITY.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 04, 2013, 06:14:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 04, 2013, 06:10:04 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 04, 2013, 05:51:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 04, 2013, 05:44:14 PM
This is the reason "pet insurance" is actually a thing.

I know a few people whose attachment to those yowling furry parasites are so intense, they've spent literally thousands of dollars keeping them alive one more year.

I occasionally like my cat, often don't, but I'm pretty sure for all my cavalier callousness, I'll end up doing the same.

Pet insurance. Yeah.

Hey, I didn't say it was a good thing, nor that you should get it. Just that it exists. I don't have any.

Yeah, I . . . I don't know. Sorry. I wasn't upset or anything it's just . . . fuck this. I'm done with pets after Ma'at. I'll start a rock collection. Keep it in the toilet. Grow me some spores.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 04, 2013, 06:15:17 PM
TUCSON TERRARIUM.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 04, 2013, 06:22:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 04, 2013, 06:12:40 PM
Nigel: Change incoming call message, set email to "away", deactivate FB.

Luckily, only a couple of people ever call me anymore because for most people, I just never answer my phone. :lulz: I usually handle this week by simply not checking FB or email. Which invariably pisses one or two people off, but they can go fuck themselves.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2013, 06:52:55 PM
I need some fucking sleep.   :sad:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 04, 2013, 06:57:25 PM
It's amazing how much a few hours can help, innit? 

I'm having more problems adjusting to this than I am with reduced alcohol tolerance.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2013, 06:58:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 04, 2013, 06:57:25 PM
It's amazing how much a few hours can help, innit? 

I'm having more problems adjusting to this than I am with reduced alcohol tolerance.

Things are too hectic around here right now to grab a nap.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 04, 2013, 07:07:48 PM
You can nap at work?



I kind of hate you right now.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2013, 07:08:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 04, 2013, 07:07:48 PM
You can nap at work?



I kind of hate you right now.

Sometimes for hours at a time.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 04, 2013, 07:25:26 PM
Scratch the "kind of".
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 04, 2013, 07:30:00 PM
Yay! I have a schedule at work. So I can plan ahead instead of getting a phone call from my boss telling me to show up now . . . new managers. Can't work with 'em and the fur's too thin for a rug.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on December 05, 2013, 01:21:21 AM
Hi guys. I've been keeping tabs on y'all but haven't had much to say for myself.

I've been pretty much constantly sick with upper respiratory infections for about 2 months straight. My doctor put me on allergy/asthma medication that suppresses my immune system, so while I can breathe better, I'm a walking bag of contagion.

I've missed enough work that they're probably going to fire me this week.

:banana:

It's probably for the better since my commute is about 3 hours (total) per day and from what I've gathered they'll have to cough up unemployment.


Also, I'm glad to see Verb, Cain, and Payne have returned.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 05, 2013, 01:23:10 AM
Shit fuck damn, Net, that's a huge bag of suck! I hope you recover soon.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 05, 2013, 01:23:38 AM
I'm watching the 2012 Nobel Prize awards ceremony, and white people are SO FUCKING WEIRD.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on December 05, 2013, 01:28:59 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 05, 2013, 01:23:10 AM
Shit fuck damn, Net, that's a huge bag of suck! I hope you recover soon.

Thanks! I'm getting there.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Telarus on December 05, 2013, 02:29:14 AM
Damn. Get well soon man.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 05, 2013, 02:36:24 AM
Net, that thing I was supposed to send you, sent it yesterday. Let me know if you dont get it a weeks time.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 05, 2013, 03:57:25 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 05, 2013, 01:23:38 AM
I'm watching the 2012 Nobel Prize awards ceremony, and white people are SO FUCKING WEIRD.

Do go on!  I'd love to get your take on this.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 05, 2013, 04:07:45 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 05, 2013, 03:57:25 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 05, 2013, 01:23:38 AM
I'm watching the 2012 Nobel Prize awards ceremony, and white people are SO FUCKING WEIRD.

Do go on!  I'd love to get your take on this.

Well, it's very very formalized, and full of rituals that I assume have been done in a very precise and specific way for hundreds of years. EVERYTHING is codified, I mean there are probably books on how you do every tiny thing for a formal event like this; the timing of the music, the clothes, the arrangement of the chairs for the Royal Family. Then the Royal Family comes in, in a very specific order, queen sits on one side of the king and crown princess on the other, other princess and the other two (princes?) sit behind them with the princess slightly more forward behind the queen.

THE DREADFUL FORMALITY!

The carefully and perfectly choreographed dinner! It was all so profoundly uptight. But also kind of beautiful. And it went on for so long. It looked EXHAUSTING.

It's just very interesting, observing the extremely carefully codified ritual of a fairly old European society.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 05, 2013, 05:50:22 AM
Quote from: Net on December 05, 2013, 01:21:21 AM
Hi guys. I've been keeping tabs on y'all but haven't had much to say for myself.

I've been pretty much constantly sick with upper respiratory infections for about 2 months straight. My doctor put me on allergy/asthma medication that suppresses my immune system, so while I can breathe better, I'm a walking bag of contagion.

I've missed enough work that they're probably going to fire me this week.

:banana:

It's probably for the better since my commute is about 3 hours (total) per day and from what I've gathered they'll have to cough up unemployment.


Also, I'm glad to see Verb, Cain, and Payne have returned.

Damn, Net. Hope that clears up for good, right quick. But not before you can cough on your higher-ups if you get tossed.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 05, 2013, 09:33:26 AM
Net has achieved his life's dream of becoming a walking biological weapon.

I did a terrible Mass Effect video yesterday, where I decided to play the class most often associated with noobery and inexperience - the Human Soldier, with the Avenger assault rifle.  Terrible. Awful.  The Avenger has about the lowest sustained DPS of any weapon in the game.  The Human Soldier is actually not bad - his Adrenaline Rush ability automatically reloads the weapon (turning slow, heavy, one shot weapons into a two-shot weapon), gives you a temporary damage bonus (70%) and gives you a small shield recharge boost. 

Unfortunately, the Avenger has a 30 bullet clip which reloads fast, 70% of almost nothing is still nothing, and the shield recharge is useless when you're not doing enough damage to kill the enemy.  I didn't even get 25 assault rifle kills  :sad: I'll put the video up tomorrow, as I've got an interview this afternoon, and knowing the Youtubes, the upload wouldnt finish until after the interview was scheduled to start.

Tonight, I'll do the Human Infiltrator with the Mantis sniper rifle.  Also seen as a noob choice, though the human infil can really fuck up an enemy's armour, and the Mantis is actually not bad, if you know how to aim.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 05, 2013, 07:16:45 PM
Yesterday, within the space of an hour, four different drunk people told me I was a good father.

Well, thr first one called me a good mother.

She told me how proud of me she was about 15-20 times, proud of me, for being a great mom.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 05, 2013, 07:18:23 PM
Um... Where are you?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 05, 2013, 07:21:17 PM
Onna bus.

The 45 to Mt. View goes past a shelter, a jail, and to eventually, my neighborhood.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 05, 2013, 07:22:58 PM
No no, she was on a different one. Wasnt even the 45. lol.

A few were walking around downtown and just thougt i should know, I guess.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 05, 2013, 07:28:03 PM
Alty is also a hell of a MILF.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Telarus on December 05, 2013, 07:29:20 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 05, 2013, 07:28:03 PM
Alty is also a hell of a MILF.
:spittake:  :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 05, 2013, 07:31:13 PM
I'd hit it.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 05, 2013, 07:56:00 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 05, 2013, 07:16:45 PM
Yesterday, within the space of an hour, four different drunk people told me I was a good father.

Well, thr first one called me a good mother.

She told me how proud of me she was about 15-20 times, proud of me, for being a great mom.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 05, 2013, 08:33:31 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 05, 2013, 07:28:03 PM
Alty is also a hell of a MILF.

There goes my cafe au lait.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2013, 12:21:05 AM
All day training yesterday and today in a hotel conference room with insanely uncomfortable chairs.

:horrormirth:

And the training is, of course, shit.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 06, 2013, 12:28:40 AM
What sort of shit?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2013, 12:35:18 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 06, 2013, 12:28:40 AM
What sort of shit?

LEEDURSHIP AN KOMMOONICASHUN.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 06, 2013, 12:37:02 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 06, 2013, 12:35:18 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 06, 2013, 12:28:40 AM
What sort of shit?

LEEDURSHIP AN KOMMOONICASHUN.


Oof. Sorry. Can you give them hell?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2013, 12:38:00 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 06, 2013, 12:37:02 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 06, 2013, 12:35:18 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 06, 2013, 12:28:40 AM
What sort of shit?

LEEDURSHIP AN KOMMOONICASHUN.


Oof. Sorry. Can you give them hell?

I can't even listen.  My ass hurts too much from the seat.

We did the trust thing with the glasses of water. 

PROTIP:  If I'm your partner, you should probably go first.  Or you'll get wet.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 06, 2013, 12:40:29 AM
That really is a good lesson.

Trust people...to fuck your shit up sometimes.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2013, 12:42:07 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 06, 2013, 12:40:29 AM
That really is a good lesson.

Trust people...to fuck your shit up sometimes.

I consider it a public service.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 06, 2013, 12:44:27 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 06, 2013, 12:35:18 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 06, 2013, 12:28:40 AM
What sort of shit?

LEEDURSHIP AN KOMMOONICASHUN.

Ohhh my god, those are the worst! The thing is, 99% of the time those things are run by cultlike organizations which survive by getting people brainwashed into believing that they're The One Right and Only True Way and that all their subordinates Must Attend the Seminars if they want to be promoted, and a sizable percentage of them are deep fronts for Scientology.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2013, 12:48:56 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 06, 2013, 12:44:27 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 06, 2013, 12:35:18 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 06, 2013, 12:28:40 AM
What sort of shit?

LEEDURSHIP AN KOMMOONICASHUN.

Ohhh my god, those are the worst! The thing is, 99% of the time those things are run by cultlike organizations which survive by getting people brainwashed into believing that they're The One Right and Only True Way and that all their subordinates Must Attend the Seminars if they want to be promoted, and a sizable percentage of them are deep fronts for Scientology.

Actually, this is mostly just common sense shit that anyone with any filters at all would understand.

Plus some Newspeakâ„¢ to make it sound legit.  But LMNO could run rings around these guys.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 06, 2013, 01:01:55 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 06, 2013, 12:48:56 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 06, 2013, 12:44:27 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 06, 2013, 12:35:18 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 06, 2013, 12:28:40 AM
What sort of shit?

LEEDURSHIP AN KOMMOONICASHUN.

Ohhh my god, those are the worst! The thing is, 99% of the time those things are run by cultlike organizations which survive by getting people brainwashed into believing that they're The One Right and Only True Way and that all their subordinates Must Attend the Seminars if they want to be promoted, and a sizable percentage of them are deep fronts for Scientology.

Actually, this is mostly just common sense shit that anyone with any filters at all would understand.

Plus some Newspeakâ„¢ to make it sound legit.  But LMNO could run rings around these guys.

I'm glad it isn't one of those culty ones, at least.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2013, 02:12:13 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 06, 2013, 01:01:55 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 06, 2013, 12:48:56 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 06, 2013, 12:44:27 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 06, 2013, 12:35:18 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 06, 2013, 12:28:40 AM
What sort of shit?

LEEDURSHIP AN KOMMOONICASHUN.

Ohhh my god, those are the worst! The thing is, 99% of the time those things are run by cultlike organizations which survive by getting people brainwashed into believing that they're The One Right and Only True Way and that all their subordinates Must Attend the Seminars if they want to be promoted, and a sizable percentage of them are deep fronts for Scientology.

Actually, this is mostly just common sense shit that anyone with any filters at all would understand.

Plus some Newspeakâ„¢ to make it sound legit.  But LMNO could run rings around these guys.

I'm glad it isn't one of those culty ones, at least.

They're more fun, really.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Junkenstein on December 06, 2013, 09:33:44 AM
My employer wishes to discuss my timekeeping.

HO HO HO.

This will be most amusing.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Junkenstein on December 06, 2013, 04:15:45 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 06, 2013, 09:33:44 AM
My employer wishes to discuss my timekeeping.

HO HO HO.

This will be most amusing.

It seems my presence is required in the office from the start to the end of the working day. Apparently I agreed to this. Apparently my contract says this. I should also be very grateful to him for everything.

The chap seems to have the wrong end of the stick. It isn't, I didn't, it doesn't and I am not. Ends with a "pre-verbal-verbal warning".

Interview tomorrow. I don't think you're supposed to laugh during a disciplinary but I really had no other choice. At least there seems to be plenty of more sensible employers to talk to.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 06, 2013, 08:09:33 PM
There is a pork shoulder in my oven.

That is all.


-Suu
Nope, not an obscure sports term.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 07, 2013, 11:20:47 AM
Video finally processed.  Here is me, using the most noobtastic class and weapon combination (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwOrx5oxgUo) in Mass Effect 3 multiplayer.  And I only die twice and come in second place, which is pretty good going, really.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 07, 2013, 09:12:12 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 07, 2013, 11:20:47 AM
Video finally processed.  Here is me, using the most noobtastic class and weapon combination (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwOrx5oxgUo) in Mass Effect 3 multiplayer.  And I only die twice and come in second place, which is pretty good going, really.

"...and to troll some people..."

I'm liking this already.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 07, 2013, 09:25:01 PM
I could have taken the easy way of trolling people, which is to get a class with Shockwave or Overload, and stand next to a sniper all game (yes, friendly powers in this game cause screenshake too), but that's just dickery, and not very amusing dickery at that. 

As it turned out, I landed in a lobby even less experienced than me.  You can tell - banners are usually a sign of experience, as is a high N7 or Challenge Point score.  More experienced players tend to use quality weapons (rare or blacklisted), with the right mods and equipment.  I have a Best of the Best banner, meaning I have completed all the in-game challenges at least once and they...well, they did not.

Though, being fair, they were not bad.  Our Juggernaut was pretty useless, clearly a player not experienced at Gold and so going for defensive play, but the Collector Adept and Shadow did damn good.  If you pay close attention, you'll see the Shadow pulling off a few impressive headshots with that Carnifex, for example.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 08, 2013, 02:12:32 AM
 :lulz: Nice.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 08, 2013, 11:24:47 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 07, 2013, 09:12:12 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 07, 2013, 11:20:47 AM
Video finally processed.  Here is me, using the most noobtastic class and weapon combination (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwOrx5oxgUo) in Mass Effect 3 multiplayer.  And I only die twice and come in second place, which is pretty good going, really.

"...and to troll some people..."

I'm liking this already.  :lulz:

Thanks for subscribing, btw.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 08, 2013, 01:32:57 PM
Woke up at 7:30 am because roommates crashing and smashing shit around downstairs. Fell out of bed in time for roomies to leave for Waffle House . . . wtf? It's going to be one of those days.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Trivial on December 08, 2013, 03:54:38 PM
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Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 08, 2013, 07:42:24 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on December 08, 2013, 03:54:38 PM
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:lulz: That's great.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 08, 2013, 07:44:37 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 08, 2013, 11:24:47 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 07, 2013, 09:12:12 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 07, 2013, 11:20:47 AM
Video finally processed.  Here is me, using the most noobtastic class and weapon combination (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwOrx5oxgUo) in Mass Effect 3 multiplayer.  And I only die twice and come in second place, which is pretty good going, really.

"...and to troll some people..."

I'm liking this already.  :lulz:

Thanks for subscribing, btw.

I've enjoyed watching you decimate stuff since Mystic Pricks.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 08, 2013, 09:53:42 PM
Pointless whine that has nothing to do with anything:

It's cold here and I miss my accountant. That is all.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 08, 2013, 10:06:59 PM
One of the guys in my architecture class keeps referring to buildings as "ascetically unpleasing".

Dude. Stop.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2013, 02:06:46 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 08, 2013, 10:06:59 PM
One of the guys in my architecture class keeps referring to buildings as "ascetically unpleasing".

Dude. Stop.

You can't PAY for entertainment like that.  Show the silly bastard a Frank Lloyd Wright building, and ask him what he thinks.


In other news, PIwMA "Alty" tomorrow.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2013, 02:54:34 AM
I want to tell him that architecture is not vinegar.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 09, 2013, 08:09:29 AM
Thanks for the other two subs, also.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 09, 2013, 11:27:23 AM
With this post, I'm in the mile high peedee club. On my way to Prague.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 09, 2013, 12:31:43 PM
Today is my last class as an undergrad after starting down the dark path of higher education 13 years ago.

Holy shit.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2013, 04:13:52 PM
Sorry, no Alty story today.

Surprise all-day training.  This whole week is gonna be fucked.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 09, 2013, 04:32:52 PM
Ye gods.  All day trainings are the worst.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Junkenstein on December 09, 2013, 04:37:15 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 04:13:52 PM
Sorry, no Alty story today.

Surprise all-day training.  This whole week is gonna be fucked.

Also know as "Surprise! Turns out you're incompetent!" days.

I do not envy you.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2013, 04:58:20 PM
Bio final!

I have mitosis and meiosis down, along with the fundamentals of heritability. I'm weaker in cell communication than I would like to be, and photosynthesis is a complicated wad of shit I do not care about but I know the basics.

I'm boning up. Signaling, reception, transduction, signaling cascades, response, regulation, apoptosis. Right?

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 09, 2013, 05:07:36 PM
Just spent the day doing the essay plan I intended to do last week.  8 hours in total, including finding and adding all sources to the bibliography.

And I may have a tutorial tonight.  Bleh.

Edit: I don't, though I have one down on my personal list.  Must be a typo.  Oh well, tonight will be spent headshotting things instead.  Or attempting to, at least.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2013, 06:35:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 09, 2013, 04:32:52 PM
Ye gods.  All day trainings are the worst.

Have 3 this week, AND annual employee physicals.  Our SHE rep asked for schedules, to avoid conflict, then double or TRIPLE scheduled everyone anyway.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2013, 06:35:49 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 09, 2013, 04:37:15 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 04:13:52 PM
Sorry, no Alty story today.

Surprise all-day training.  This whole week is gonna be fucked.

Also know as "Surprise! Turns out you're incompetent!" days.

I do not envy you.

Naw, just the HAZWOPER/hazmat annual shit, first aid refreshers, etc.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2013, 06:53:08 PM
8 more minutes or so until the fun begins again.  :boring:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 09, 2013, 06:56:26 PM
 :argh!:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2013, 06:57:14 PM
Off I go.  You fuckers have a nice day.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Junkenstein on December 09, 2013, 06:59:02 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 06:35:49 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 09, 2013, 04:37:15 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 04:13:52 PM
Sorry, no Alty story today.

Surprise all-day training.  This whole week is gonna be fucked.

Also know as "Surprise! Turns out you're incompetent!" days.

I do not envy you.

Naw, just the HAZWOPER/hazmat annual shit, first aid refreshers, etc.

Ah, shit.

The second half of the comment still stands however.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:21:40 PM
Place is a bit of a morgue today.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Pæs on December 09, 2013, 09:28:54 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:21:40 PM
Place is a bit of a morgue today.
LET'S START A NEW PLACE.

WE CAN CALL IT KALLISTI BARF AND GRILLZ AND IT WILL BE A PLACE OF WONDER AND HOST THE DISCORDIAN CREATIVE RENAISSANCE.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:30:24 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 09, 2013, 09:28:54 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:21:40 PM
Place is a bit of a morgue today.
LET'S START A NEW PLACE.

WE CAN CALL IT KALLISTI BARF AND GRILLZ AND IT WILL BE A PLACE OF WONDER AND HOST THE DISCORDIAN CREATIVE RENAISSANCE.

:lulz:

Only if Captain Utopia is running the joint.

Mod team:  Charley, Khara, Coyote.

Who the hell am I missing from the WE HATE ROGER & NIGEL crew?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2013, 09:37:50 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:30:24 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 09, 2013, 09:28:54 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:21:40 PM
Place is a bit of a morgue today.
LET'S START A NEW PLACE.

WE CAN CALL IT KALLISTI BARF AND GRILLZ AND IT WILL BE A PLACE OF WONDER AND HOST THE DISCORDIAN CREATIVE RENAISSANCE.

:lulz:

Only if Captain Utopia is running the joint.

Mod team:  Charley, Khara, Coyote.

Who the hell am I missing from the WE HATE ROGER & NIGEL crew?

That one crazy chick/friend of Charleys whose name I always forget? And Lena.  :lol:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:38:36 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:37:50 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:30:24 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 09, 2013, 09:28:54 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:21:40 PM
Place is a bit of a morgue today.
LET'S START A NEW PLACE.

WE CAN CALL IT KALLISTI BARF AND GRILLZ AND IT WILL BE A PLACE OF WONDER AND HOST THE DISCORDIAN CREATIVE RENAISSANCE.

:lulz:

Only if Captain Utopia is running the joint.

Mod team:  Charley, Khara, Coyote.

Who the hell am I missing from the WE HATE ROGER & NIGEL crew?

That one crazy chick/friend of Charleys whose name I always forget? And Lena.  :lol:

Oh, yes.  Eartha, Ruby, and Lena.

Lena doesn't really count, though, on account of she's crazy.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:41:20 PM
Giving Jenne a pass on this, for the obvious reason. 
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2013, 09:42:55 PM
So I'm back from my bio final. I think I done OK. There were a LOT of questions about fermentation and photosynthesis, though, and those are both definitely not my strong points. Nailed all the questions on the cell cycle, DNA, and heritability though.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2013, 09:43:29 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:41:20 PM
Giving Jenne a pass on this, for the obvious reason.

Yeah, I can't hold anything against her. That was a rough time for her.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:43:35 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:42:55 PM
So I'm back from my bio final. I think I done OK. There were a LOT of questions about fermentation and photosynthesis, though, and those are both definitely not my strong points. Nailed all the questions on the cell cycle, DNA, and heritability though.

I've been offline.  When is the horrible chem final?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2013, 09:44:06 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:38:36 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:37:50 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:30:24 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 09, 2013, 09:28:54 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:21:40 PM
Place is a bit of a morgue today.
LET'S START A NEW PLACE.

WE CAN CALL IT KALLISTI BARF AND GRILLZ AND IT WILL BE A PLACE OF WONDER AND HOST THE DISCORDIAN CREATIVE RENAISSANCE.

:lulz:

Only if Captain Utopia is running the joint.

Mod team:  Charley, Khara, Coyote.

Who the hell am I missing from the WE HATE ROGER & NIGEL crew?

That one crazy chick/friend of Charleys whose name I always forget? And Lena.  :lol:

Oh, yes.  Eartha, Ruby, and Lena.

Lena doesn't really count, though, on account of she's crazy.

It's like a dream team of irrational screeching reaction.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:44:30 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:43:29 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:41:20 PM
Giving Jenne a pass on this, for the obvious reason.

Yeah, I can't hold anything against her. That was a rough time for her.

Yeah.  Pregnant, weird husband issues, maniacs for friends, and "Roger trying to HURT DA BAYBEEEE".

Jesus, Khara was a nutcase.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:45:04 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:44:06 PM
It's like a dream team of irrational screeching reaction.

Pagan Journeys.  What was her name?  The horrible nasty admin lady? 
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2013, 09:51:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:43:35 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:42:55 PM
So I'm back from my bio final. I think I done OK. There were a LOT of questions about fermentation and photosynthesis, though, and those are both definitely not my strong points. Nailed all the questions on the cell cycle, DNA, and heritability though.

I've been offline.  When is the horrible chem final?

Thursday. I'm all kinds of nervous about that. Trying to decide whether to start going back through my chem homework now, or whether to kick back a little and take my architecture final today so I have nothing BUT chem on my plate for the rest of the week.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2013, 09:51:20 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:45:04 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:44:06 PM
It's like a dream team of irrational screeching reaction.

Pagan Journeys.  What was her name?  The horrible nasty admin lady?

Oh god I have no recollection.  :lol:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2013, 09:52:49 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:44:30 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:43:29 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:41:20 PM
Giving Jenne a pass on this, for the obvious reason.

Yeah, I can't hold anything against her. That was a rough time for her.

Yeah.  Pregnant, weird husband issues, maniacs for friends, and "Roger trying to HURT DA BAYBEEEE".

Jesus, Khara was a nutcase.

God, no shit. I forgot about her. :lol: If I posted in a thread anywhere near one of her posts, she would accuse me of stalking and harassing her, even if I was obviously not talking to or about her in any way, shape or form. Paranoid freak.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:53:20 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:51:20 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:45:04 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:44:06 PM
It's like a dream team of irrational screeching reaction.

Pagan Journeys.  What was her name?  The horrible nasty admin lady?

Oh god I have no recollection.  :lol:

You're wrong, of course.

I once read a blog that explained this.  Scientists have also mentioned it.  Lots of scientists.  So you're WRONG WRONG WRONG and you should STOP DISAGREEING WITH THE OBVIOUS ALPHA FEMALE.

Why do I even have to explain this?  WRONG!  BAD NOOB!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:54:05 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:52:49 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:44:30 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:43:29 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:41:20 PM
Giving Jenne a pass on this, for the obvious reason.

Yeah, I can't hold anything against her. That was a rough time for her.

Yeah.  Pregnant, weird husband issues, maniacs for friends, and "Roger trying to HURT DA BAYBEEEE".

Jesus, Khara was a nutcase.

God, no shit. I forgot about her. :lol: If I posted in a thread anywhere near one of her posts, she would accuse me of stalking and harassing her, even if I was obviously not talking to or about her in any way, shape or form. Paranoid freak.

"Good morning."

"FUCK YOU I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS SHIT I'M LEAVING FOREVER BAN MY ACCOUNT WHY CAN'T I SEE THE BOARD YOU'RE ALL TALKING ABOUT ME RIGHT"
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:54:47 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:51:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:43:35 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:42:55 PM
So I'm back from my bio final. I think I done OK. There were a LOT of questions about fermentation and photosynthesis, though, and those are both definitely not my strong points. Nailed all the questions on the cell cycle, DNA, and heritability though.

I've been offline.  When is the horrible chem final?

Thursday. I'm all kinds of nervous about that. Trying to decide whether to start going back through my chem homework now, or whether to kick back a little and take my architecture final today so I have nothing BUT chem on my plate for the rest of the week.

If it were ME, I'd do the second option.  But you're not me.  Or rather, I'm only one of you.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2013, 09:59:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:53:20 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:51:20 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:45:04 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:44:06 PM
It's like a dream team of irrational screeching reaction.

Pagan Journeys.  What was her name?  The horrible nasty admin lady?

Oh god I have no recollection.  :lol:

You're wrong, of course.

I once read a blog that explained this.  Scientists have also mentioned it.  Lots of scientists.  So you're WRONG WRONG WRONG and you should STOP DISAGREEING WITH THE OBVIOUS ALPHA FEMALE.

Why do I even have to explain this?  WRONG!  BAD NOOB!

God, I remember that. What an insecure freak.  :lol: What is with people?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2013, 10:00:29 PM
ROGER ROGER ROGER I was going to look at houses for sale for a friend, and I accidentally typed in "RMLA" instead of "RMLS", and then this happened: http://rmla.com/
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2013, 10:01:21 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:54:47 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:51:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:43:35 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:42:55 PM
So I'm back from my bio final. I think I done OK. There were a LOT of questions about fermentation and photosynthesis, though, and those are both definitely not my strong points. Nailed all the questions on the cell cycle, DNA, and heritability though.

I've been offline.  When is the horrible chem final?

Thursday. I'm all kinds of nervous about that. Trying to decide whether to start going back through my chem homework now, or whether to kick back a little and take my architecture final today so I have nothing BUT chem on my plate for the rest of the week.

If it were ME, I'd do the second option.  But you're not me.  Or rather, I'm only one of you.

I actually think that is what I'm going to do, because then it will be done, I can relax today, then get my chemistry grindstone on tomorrow and Wednesday.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2013, 10:40:17 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 10:00:29 PM
ROGER ROGER ROGER I was going to look at houses for sale for a friend, and I accidentally typed in "RMLA" instead of "RMLS", and then this happened: http://rmla.com/

OH GOD THAT POOR LITTLE GIRL!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2013, 10:40:57 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:59:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:53:20 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:51:20 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:45:04 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:44:06 PM
It's like a dream team of irrational screeching reaction.

Pagan Journeys.  What was her name?  The horrible nasty admin lady?

Oh god I have no recollection.  :lol:

You're wrong, of course.

I once read a blog that explained this.  Scientists have also mentioned it.  Lots of scientists.  So you're WRONG WRONG WRONG and you should STOP DISAGREEING WITH THE OBVIOUS ALPHA FEMALE.

Why do I even have to explain this?  WRONG!  BAD NOOB!

God, I remember that. What an insecure freak.  :lol: What is with people?

She was trying to HELP YOU STOP BEING WRONG.

Damn.  Some people.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Sita on December 09, 2013, 10:49:24 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:45:04 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:44:06 PM
It's like a dream team of irrational screeching reaction.

Pagan Journeys.  What was her name?  The horrible nasty admin lady?
Was that Wyldkat's place? Or am I getting it confused with one of the other million pagan forums I've been to over the years?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 09, 2013, 11:08:24 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:45:04 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:44:06 PM
It's like a dream team of irrational screeching reaction.

Pagan Journeys.  What was her name?  The horrible nasty admin lady?

I don't remember, and I tried to find out, but

QuoteSorry Guest, you are banned from using this forum!
Banned for TOS Violations
This ban is not set to expire.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 09, 2013, 11:15:08 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:54:05 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:52:49 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:44:30 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:43:29 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:41:20 PM
Giving Jenne a pass on this, for the obvious reason.

Yeah, I can't hold anything against her. That was a rough time for her.

Yeah.  Pregnant, weird husband issues, maniacs for friends, and "Roger trying to HURT DA BAYBEEEE".

Jesus, Khara was a nutcase.

God, no shit. I forgot about her. :lol: If I posted in a thread anywhere near one of her posts, she would accuse me of stalking and harassing her, even if I was obviously not talking to or about her in any way, shape or form. Paranoid freak.

"Good morning."

"FUCK YOU I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS SHIT I'M LEAVING FOREVER BAN MY ACCOUNT WHY CAN'T I SEE THE BOARD YOU'RE ALL TALKING ABOUT ME RIGHT"

IF YOU WON'T BAN ME THEN SCRAMBLE MY PASSWORD DELETE MY USERNAME DO SOMETHING GODDAMNIT OH FUCK I CAN'T SEE THE BOARDS WHAT ARE YOU FUCKERS SAYING ABOUT ME????? LET ME IN!!!!!

*PM's people asking them to spy*
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2013, 11:43:35 PM
Quote from: Sita on December 09, 2013, 10:49:24 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:45:04 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:44:06 PM
It's like a dream team of irrational screeching reaction.

Pagan Journeys.  What was her name?  The horrible nasty admin lady?
Was that Wyldkat's place? Or am I getting it confused with one of the other million pagan forums I've been to over the years?

This was really recent.  In the last 7-8 months.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Sita on December 09, 2013, 11:54:06 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 11:43:35 PM
Quote from: Sita on December 09, 2013, 10:49:24 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:45:04 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:44:06 PM
It's like a dream team of irrational screeching reaction.

Pagan Journeys.  What was her name?  The horrible nasty admin lady?
Was that Wyldkat's place? Or am I getting it confused with one of the other million pagan forums I've been to over the years?

This was really recent.  In the last 7-8 months.
Oh! I found the link in my bookmarks still...
*looks* Crystal Dragon or Fox?
Couldn't stand being there for more than a quick look. heck even my screen name there got on my nerves.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2013, 11:54:35 PM
Quote from: Sita on December 09, 2013, 11:54:06 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 11:43:35 PM
Quote from: Sita on December 09, 2013, 10:49:24 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:45:04 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:44:06 PM
It's like a dream team of irrational screeching reaction.

Pagan Journeys.  What was her name?  The horrible nasty admin lady?
Was that Wyldkat's place? Or am I getting it confused with one of the other million pagan forums I've been to over the years?

This was really recent.  In the last 7-8 months.
Oh! I found the link in my bookmarks still...
*looks* Crystal Dragon or Fox?
Couldn't stand being there for more than a quick look. heck even my screen name there got on my nerves.

Crystal Dragon.  That's the one.  Thanks, Sita!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2013, 12:09:16 AM
Wednesday/Thursday training class, "Situational Awareness", cancelled because the instructor was apparently killed at the airport when stepping in front of a shuttle bus.

Which is even funnier than the original report (car accident).

I live in a James Thurber novel. 
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2013, 12:31:13 AM
Also, a friend of mine on Facebook (I have no idea who he is, or how I know him/who I friended him through), Dan Ryan, just described my profile pic as "Lemmy meets Hulk Hogan".

:lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Pæs on December 10, 2013, 12:52:45 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 10, 2013, 12:09:16 AM
Wednesday/Thursday training class, "Situational Awareness", cancelled because the instructor was apparently killed at the airport when stepping in front of a shuttle bus.

Which is even funnier than the original report (car accident).

I live in a James Thurber novel.
:lulz: :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 10, 2013, 12:54:24 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:54:47 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:51:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:43:35 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:42:55 PM
So I'm back from my bio final. I think I done OK. There were a LOT of questions about fermentation and photosynthesis, though, and those are both definitely not my strong points. Nailed all the questions on the cell cycle, DNA, and heritability though.

I've been offline.  When is the horrible chem final?

Thursday. I'm all kinds of nervous about that. Trying to decide whether to start going back through my chem homework now, or whether to kick back a little and take my architecture final today so I have nothing BUT chem on my plate for the rest of the week.

If it were ME, I'd do the second option.  But you're not me.  Or rather, I'm only one of you.

Annnd done. A. If there's anything to love online classes for, it's the instant grading.

Two down, one to go!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 10, 2013, 12:55:05 AM
Quote from: Sita on December 09, 2013, 11:54:06 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 11:43:35 PM
Quote from: Sita on December 09, 2013, 10:49:24 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:45:04 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:44:06 PM
It's like a dream team of irrational screeching reaction.

Pagan Journeys.  What was her name?  The horrible nasty admin lady?
Was that Wyldkat's place? Or am I getting it confused with one of the other million pagan forums I've been to over the years?

This was really recent.  In the last 7-8 months.
Oh! I found the link in my bookmarks still...
*looks* Crystal Dragon or Fox?
Couldn't stand being there for more than a quick look. heck even my screen name there got on my nerves.

:lulz: I don't even remember that, but the name is douchey as fuck. Did I get banned?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 10, 2013, 12:55:26 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 10, 2013, 12:09:16 AM
Wednesday/Thursday training class, "Situational Awareness", cancelled because the instructor was apparently killed at the airport when stepping in front of a shuttle bus.

Which is even funnier than the original report (car accident).

I live in a James Thurber novel.

Only in Tucson.  :lol:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 10, 2013, 12:55:52 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 10, 2013, 12:31:13 AM
Also, a friend of mine on Facebook (I have no idea who he is, or how I know him/who I friended him through), Dan Ryan, just described my profile pic as "Lemmy meets Hulk Hogan".

:lulz:

That was too good for facebook.  :lulz:
I've had that guy in my friends there for a couple of years. Kind of a peripheral discordian, I guess.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 10, 2013, 12:56:03 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 10, 2013, 12:31:13 AM
Also, a friend of mine on Facebook (I have no idea who he is, or how I know him/who I friended him through), Dan Ryan, just described my profile pic as "Lemmy meets Hulk Hogan".

:lulz:

:lulz: That's the most perfect description. Ever.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2013, 12:56:18 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 10, 2013, 12:54:24 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:54:47 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:51:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:43:35 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:42:55 PM
So I'm back from my bio final. I think I done OK. There were a LOT of questions about fermentation and photosynthesis, though, and those are both definitely not my strong points. Nailed all the questions on the cell cycle, DNA, and heritability though.

I've been offline.  When is the horrible chem final?

Thursday. I'm all kinds of nervous about that. Trying to decide whether to start going back through my chem homework now, or whether to kick back a little and take my architecture final today so I have nothing BUT chem on my plate for the rest of the week.

If it were ME, I'd do the second option.  But you're not me.  Or rather, I'm only one of you.

Annnd done. A. If there's anything to love online classes for, it's the instant grading.

Two down, one to go!

YAY!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2013, 12:56:53 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 10, 2013, 12:55:52 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 10, 2013, 12:31:13 AM
Also, a friend of mine on Facebook (I have no idea who he is, or how I know him/who I friended him through), Dan Ryan, just described my profile pic as "Lemmy meets Hulk Hogan".

:lulz:

That was too good for facebook.  :lulz:
I've had that guy in my friends there for a couple of years. Kind of a peripheral discordian, I guess.

I think I friended him through you.  He reminds me of my dad.  Super nice guy.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2013, 12:57:24 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 10, 2013, 12:56:03 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 10, 2013, 12:31:13 AM
Also, a friend of mine on Facebook (I have no idea who he is, or how I know him/who I friended him through), Dan Ryan, just described my profile pic as "Lemmy meets Hulk Hogan".

:lulz:

:lulz: That's the most perfect description. Ever.

More Lemmy than Hulk, I think.  I just need an obnoxious mole.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 10, 2013, 12:59:48 AM
I would like to take a moment to mention that the final I just took, for the architecture class, counted toward one of my two required art humanities classes, which means there is only one class between me and my transfer degree. That class is "Analysis and Evaluation of Argument".

I hope it's as fun as it sounds. :lol: I also hope I'm not a totally insufferable pedant by the end of it.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2013, 01:12:54 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 10, 2013, 12:55:26 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 10, 2013, 12:09:16 AM
Wednesday/Thursday training class, "Situational Awareness", cancelled because the instructor was apparently killed at the airport when stepping in front of a shuttle bus.

Which is even funnier than the original report (car accident).

I live in a James Thurber novel.

Only in Tucson.  :lol:

If you think about it, Tucson defines "justice".  But not "mercy".
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2013, 01:13:57 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 10, 2013, 12:59:48 AM
I would like to take a moment to mention that the final I just took, for the architecture class, counted toward one of my two required art humanities classes, which means there is only one class between me and my transfer degree. That class is "Analysis and Evaluation of Argument".

I hope it's as fun as it sounds. :lol: I also hope I'm not a totally insufferable pedant by the end of it.

I am waiting, with bated breath, for you to turn into a heel-digging monkey from the very depths of hell that one city with the bridges and shit.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 10, 2013, 04:47:31 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 10, 2013, 12:09:16 AM
Wednesday/Thursday training class, "Situational Awareness", cancelled because the instructor was apparently killed at the airport when stepping in front of a shuttle bus.

Which is even funnier than the original report (car accident).

I live in a James Thurber novel.

That's fairly horrible.  I hope he didn't have much of a family.


I can see the humor though.  Still.  Death sucks.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 10, 2013, 08:22:02 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 10, 2013, 01:13:57 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 10, 2013, 12:59:48 AM
I would like to take a moment to mention that the final I just took, for the architecture class, counted toward one of my two required art humanities classes, which means there is only one class between me and my transfer degree. That class is "Analysis and Evaluation of Argument".

I hope it's as fun as it sounds. :lol: I also hope I'm not a totally insufferable pedant by the end of it.

I am waiting, with bated breath, for you to turn into a heel-digging monkey from the very depths of hell that one city with the bridges and shit.

Thank you. We try not to acknowledge what everyone already knows. It's so clean here, you see, and so nice.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Junkenstein on December 10, 2013, 08:25:43 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 10, 2013, 04:47:31 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 10, 2013, 12:09:16 AM
Wednesday/Thursday training class, "Situational Awareness", cancelled because the instructor was apparently killed at the airport when stepping in front of a shuttle bus.

Which is even funnier than the original report (car accident).

I live in a James Thurber novel.

That's fairly horrible.  I hope he didn't have much of a family.


I can see the humor though.  Still.  Death sucks.

On the plus side, that trainer should reduce their rates substantially. It's going to be fun for them getting new business in for the next few years.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Pæs on December 10, 2013, 08:39:43 AM
Is the trainer the organisation behind the instructor? Because I don't think the instructor is going to be too worried about getting new business.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Junkenstein on December 10, 2013, 08:50:31 AM
That's who I meant. Depending on the size of them it could be a business killer. In the UK, a lot of training providers are fairly small outfits, 5-10 people at most usually. Anything like this is pretty devastating as not only is your colleague dead, he's cast a question on the general competence of the lot of you, regardless of the circumstances. The inevitable result is cancelled business and a bad few years. At best. A lot of folk will just shut down and set up again under a new name to avoid explaining the death in the safety statistics.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2013, 02:25:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 10, 2013, 04:47:31 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 10, 2013, 12:09:16 AM
Wednesday/Thursday training class, "Situational Awareness", cancelled because the instructor was apparently killed at the airport when stepping in front of a shuttle bus.

Which is even funnier than the original report (car accident).

I live in a James Thurber novel.

That's fairly horrible.  I hope he didn't have much of a family.


I can see the humor though.  Still.  Death sucks.

You have to laugh.  It's Tucson, Jake.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2013, 02:27:22 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 10, 2013, 08:22:02 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 10, 2013, 01:13:57 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 10, 2013, 12:59:48 AM
I would like to take a moment to mention that the final I just took, for the architecture class, counted toward one of my two required art humanities classes, which means there is only one class between me and my transfer degree. That class is "Analysis and Evaluation of Argument".

I hope it's as fun as it sounds. :lol: I also hope I'm not a totally insufferable pedant by the end of it.

I am waiting, with bated breath, for you to turn into a heel-digging monkey from the very depths of hell that one city with the bridges and shit.

Thank you. We try not to acknowledge what everyone already knows. It's so clean here, you see, and so nice.

And you get to be friends with the city.  Best friends.  Drinking buddies.  It will match you drink for drink, and then drive you home afterwards.  You live in Teddy Kennedy.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2013, 03:30:09 PM
Short training thing, 2 hours maybe, then writing.

I can't wait.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 10, 2013, 03:38:21 PM
:banana:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 10, 2013, 05:48:34 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 10, 2013, 08:25:43 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 10, 2013, 04:47:31 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 10, 2013, 12:09:16 AM
Wednesday/Thursday training class, "Situational Awareness", cancelled because the instructor was apparently killed at the airport when stepping in front of a shuttle bus.

Which is even funnier than the original report (car accident).

I live in a James Thurber novel.

That's fairly horrible.  I hope he didn't have much of a family.


I can see the humor though.  Still.  Death sucks.

On the plus side, that trainer should reduce their rates substantially. It's going to be fun for them getting new business in for the next few years.

SAFETY PART 1: Do not step in front of a moving vehicle.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 10, 2013, 05:49:47 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 10, 2013, 02:27:22 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 10, 2013, 08:22:02 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 10, 2013, 01:13:57 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 10, 2013, 12:59:48 AM
I would like to take a moment to mention that the final I just took, for the architecture class, counted toward one of my two required art humanities classes, which means there is only one class between me and my transfer degree. That class is "Analysis and Evaluation of Argument".

I hope it's as fun as it sounds. :lol: I also hope I'm not a totally insufferable pedant by the end of it.

I am waiting, with bated breath, for you to turn into a heel-digging monkey from the very depths of hell that one city with the bridges and shit.

Thank you. We try not to acknowledge what everyone already knows. It's so clean here, you see, and so nice.

And you get to be friends with the city.  Best friends.  Drinking buddies.  It will match you drink for drink, and then drive you home afterwards.  You live in Teddy Kennedy.

PORTLAND: the town where people are alcoholic, and proud.

We're all worried about Jim, he hasn't been drinking as much lately.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 10, 2013, 06:03:47 PM
Might have a job.  Been asked to a second interview...so long as the section manager is happy with me, I can be a kitchen bitch again.  Yay.

It's money though, at least.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 10, 2013, 06:40:52 PM
Good luck!

The upsides: It will get you some cash while you're in school.
It's work you won't take home.
You won't be on call. Pretty much ever.
It's not forever.

I seriously considered looking for bar back work I could do for a few hours a week at night. It would be nice to have something I could just go do, put in the hours, and go home, and not think about it in between.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2013, 07:11:54 PM
I just learned something.

If you have the shits, or suspect you have the shits, go get on the toilet before you sneeze.

DOUR,
Just took the crown from Cram, going home now.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 10, 2013, 07:15:37 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 10, 2013, 07:11:54 PM
I just learned something.

If you have the shits, or suspect you have the shits, go get on the toilet before you sneeze.

DOUR,
Just took the crown from Cram, going home now.

Ladies and gentleman, cyborgs and freaks; I GIVE YOU OUR KING!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 10, 2013, 07:29:34 PM
 :cainftw:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 10, 2013, 08:05:00 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 10, 2013, 07:11:54 PM
I just learned something.

If you have the shits, or suspect you have the shits, go get on the toilet before you sneeze.

DOUR,
Just took the crown from Cram, going home now.

Lemme guess, the training today was "Potty Training"?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 10, 2013, 08:09:44 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 10, 2013, 07:11:54 PM
I just learned something.

If you have the shits, or suspect you have the shits, go get on the toilet before you sneeze.

DOUR,
Just took the crown from Cram, going home now.

:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 10, 2013, 08:10:14 PM
I am mentally resisting my chemistry homework. I think I'm traumatized by the midterm.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 10, 2013, 08:11:52 PM
 :digtbk2: KING DOUR!


I have a facebook full of dumb people, because salt your data. One of the dumb people insists that she is suffering from the effects of chemtrail exposure. As evidence, she posts pictures of herself that look like someone's got the measles.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2013, 08:14:37 PM
Home now.

And the conference room will never be the same for Those People.  So I have that going for me.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 10, 2013, 08:15:30 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 10, 2013, 08:14:37 PM
Home now.

And the conference room will never be the same for Those People.  So I have that going for me.

Dearest Roger.

Did you intentionally shit yourself?

~Love, Payne
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2013, 08:17:30 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 10, 2013, 08:15:30 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 10, 2013, 08:14:37 PM
Home now.

And the conference room will never be the same for Those People.  So I have that going for me.

Dearest Roger.

Did you intentionally shit yourself?

~Love, Payne

No.  I would love to say that I did, but it came as much of a shock to me as it did to my colleagues.  I was the only one smiling, though.

And that's the story of my life; the only one smiling.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 10, 2013, 08:18:02 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 10, 2013, 08:11:52 PM
As evidence, she posts pictures of herself that look like someone's got the measles.
:baby:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 10, 2013, 08:18:12 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 10, 2013, 08:17:30 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 10, 2013, 08:15:30 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 10, 2013, 08:14:37 PM
Home now.

And the conference room will never be the same for Those People.  So I have that going for me.

Dearest Roger.

Did you intentionally shit yourself?

~Love, Payne

No.  I would love to say that I did, but it came as much of a shock to me as it did to my colleagues.  I was the only one smiling, though.

And that's the story of my life; the only one smiling.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 10, 2013, 08:21:49 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 10, 2013, 08:17:30 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 10, 2013, 08:15:30 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 10, 2013, 08:14:37 PM
Home now.

And the conference room will never be the same for Those People.  So I have that going for me.

Dearest Roger.

Did you intentionally shit yourself?

~Love, Payne

No.  I would love to say that I did, but it came as much of a shock to me as it did to my colleagues.  I was the only one smiling, though.

And that's the story of my life; the only one smiling.

You're quite epic, you know.

Well done that man!

:mittens:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 10, 2013, 08:25:15 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 10, 2013, 08:21:49 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 10, 2013, 08:17:30 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 10, 2013, 08:15:30 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 10, 2013, 08:14:37 PM
Home now.

And the conference room will never be the same for Those People.  So I have that going for me.

Dearest Roger.

Did you intentionally shit yourself?

~Love, Payne

No.  I would love to say that I did, but it came as much of a shock to me as it did to my colleagues.  I was the only one smiling, though.

And that's the story of my life; the only one smiling.

You're quite epic, you know.

Well done that man!

:mittens:

WHY IS THIS SAYING A THING NOW?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cramulus on December 10, 2013, 08:29:43 PM
I'll show you! I'll crap someone else's pants at work.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 10, 2013, 08:30:15 PM
I have about had it with the new leadership of the PSU neuroscience club. The old leaders are both up at OHSU now, and the new ones are a bunch of do-nothing clowns with exclusionary attitudes who seem to be intent on driving the club into the ground. They hold the meetings at a time and place very few people can attend, and when people suggest they change that to make it more inclusive their response is invariably "This is the time and place that works best for the active members (ie. the ones who attend meetings) and if you want to change it you should show up to meetings and vote".

Um, I'm asking because I can't attend that time at that location... and the only way to change it is to show up at that time and that location? Ummmkay.

The other thing I requested was an announcement of the next meeting time immediately after the previous meeting. I am not the first person to request this. It's standard practice almost everywhere, with everything. The response is invariably "The meetings are biweekly, put it on your calendar". 

Getting the impression that the LAST thing they want is for more people to show up at their meetings.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 10, 2013, 08:33:08 PM
They also tried to rename the group from "Scholars for Awareness of Neuroscience Education" to "PSU Neuroscience Club" based on an un-announced vote taken at an un-announced meeting held at a time and place that is impossible for anyone with a job who isn't already on campus at 5pm on Wednesdays. Seriously. They did that. Meanwhile the original founders have worked really hard for the last couple of years to do outreach and bring in speakers and start branches at other colleges, including at OHSU, under that name. They picked the name for a reason.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 10, 2013, 09:56:15 PM
OK, seriously. Have them killed. Or give me their email addresses and I will send them scary messages.
Do not fuck with science awareness scholars, those are the kind of people whose existence always surprises me. It runs counter to my expectations and I like being surprised in that way.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 10, 2013, 10:11:46 PM
In case anyone needed to know, it is ALMOST THREE STAMPS to send a letter/card to Canada these days. :crankey:

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 10, 2013, 10:40:13 PM
I am annoyed and frustrated with orbital hybridization. Everything else makes sense to me, why doesn't this make sense to me? Off to school for a bonus study session.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Pæs on December 10, 2013, 10:43:04 PM
Despite advising them ages ago, I still seem to be the owner of m.hostamania.com. WHAT DO?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2013, 12:35:05 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 10, 2013, 08:25:15 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 10, 2013, 08:21:49 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 10, 2013, 08:17:30 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 10, 2013, 08:15:30 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 10, 2013, 08:14:37 PM
Home now.

And the conference room will never be the same for Those People.  So I have that going for me.

Dearest Roger.

Did you intentionally shit yourself?

~Love, Payne

No.  I would love to say that I did, but it came as much of a shock to me as it did to my colleagues.  I was the only one smiling, though.

And that's the story of my life; the only one smiling.

You're quite epic, you know.

Well done that man!

:mittens:

WHY IS THIS SAYING A THING NOW?

I hang around too many Brits here in Tucson.  Place is crawling with them.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2013, 12:35:54 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 10, 2013, 08:29:43 PM
I'll show you! I'll crap someone else's pants at work.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 11, 2013, 12:56:13 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 10, 2013, 10:40:13 PM
I am annoyed and frustrated with orbital hybridization. Everything else makes sense to me, why doesn't this make sense to me? Off to school for a bonus study session.
Try to think wave instead of particle. I know, it is quantum but that is how reality works, sadly.
Hybridized orbitals are wave interference patterns1, don't think of it as some random area where electrons just magically happen to prefer to hang out.

1 These are electron 'waves', as in: areas with increased probability. The reason we call them waves is because waves are results of density differences in the water2 And quantum wave effects are the result of differences in probability density.

2Water waves don't measure as density differences because they instantly get equalized with air pressure, but that is all there is to them. The high bits of the wave are symptoms of a higher potential water density straight below them when compared with the potential water density of the low parts of the wave.

Dammit, I lost track of my train of thought. Anyway, electrons are nothing more than potential interactions. Why these interactions are limited to a certain area is not something that is currently understood in any human way. I'm sure there is some math out there about this subject, but let's avoid that headache. Anyway, these probability areas act exactly like pressure areas because they are the exact same thing. Pressure is nothing more than the probability that one molecule will bump into another one. Likewise, these electron orbitals are nothing more than areas with a disproportianally higher chance that an 'electron bump/interaction' will happen there. This can be said even if we do not know if electrons actually exist as particles. Now if we combine two of these orbitals they will act just like the waves in water in that they will create interference patterns that can be stable. If they are not stable they will immediatly resolve so we can ignore the unstable patterns. What is left is what we see in reality, some atoms allow orbital hybridization because that is a stable interference pattern between the previous3 high-probability-of-electron-interaction areas.



3 For any value of previous, including never. Don't bother to try to form a metaphore to understand this shit, it is quantum.



Sorry for leaving this brainfart half-finished but my brain hurts, I am going to bed.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2013, 01:55:20 AM
Quote from: :regret: on December 10, 2013, 09:56:15 PM
OK, seriously. Have them killed. Or give me their email addresses and I will send them scary messages.
Do not fuck with science awareness scholars, those are the kind of people whose existence always surprises me. It runs counter to my expectations and I like being surprised in that way.

Seriously, it's pissing me off. I wish the founders were still around to whip these fuckers into shape.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2013, 01:59:40 AM
Quote from: :regret: on December 11, 2013, 12:56:13 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 10, 2013, 10:40:13 PM
I am annoyed and frustrated with orbital hybridization. Everything else makes sense to me, why doesn't this make sense to me? Off to school for a bonus study session.
Try to think wave instead of particle. I know, it is quantum but that is how reality works, sadly.
Hybridized orbitals are wave interference patterns1, don't think of it as some random area where electrons just magically happen to prefer to hang out.

1 These are electron 'waves', as in: areas with increased probability. The reason we call them waves is because waves are results of density differences in the water2 And quantum wave effects are the result of differences in probability density.

2Water waves don't measure as density differences because they instantly get equalized with air pressure, but that is all there is to them. The high bits of the wave are symptoms of a higher potential water density straight below them when compared with the potential water density of the low parts of the wave.

Dammit, I lost track of my train of thought. Anyway, electrons are nothing more than potential interactions. Why these interactions are limited to a certain area is not something that is currently understood in any human way. I'm sure there is some math out there about this subject, but let's avoid that headache. Anyway, these probability areas act exactly like pressure areas because they are the exact same thing. Pressure is nothing more than the probability that one molecule will bump into another one. Likewise, these electron orbitals are nothing more than areas with a disproportianally higher chance that an 'electron bump/interaction' will happen there. This can be said even if we do not know if electrons actually exist as particles. Now if we combine two of these orbitals they will act just like the waves in water in that they will create interference patterns that can be stable. If they are not stable they will immediatly resolve so we can ignore the unstable patterns. What is left is what we see in reality, some atoms allow orbital hybridization because that is a stable interference pattern between the previous3 high-probability-of-electron-interaction areas.



3 For any value of previous, including never. Don't bother to try to form a metaphore to understand this shit, it is quantum.



Sorry for leaving this brainfart half-finished but my brain hurts, I am going to bed.

No, I understood that part. The part I was having trouble with were questions in my homework about potential pi bonding for atoms of various electron geometry. I went to school and talked to my lab instructor about it and she said that the questions don't make any sense and to not worry about them.
:lulz:

Anyway, we had some good study time and it all makes a lot more sense, and I understand now why predicting potential pi bonds in an unbonded atom didn't make any sense.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 11, 2013, 02:05:01 AM
I have been suffering from extreme boredom. This has never happened to me before.

It feels like physical weight.

But I think I have finally found an outlet, which I would share if not for KYFMS.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2013, 02:37:56 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 11, 2013, 02:05:01 AM
I have been suffering from extreme boredom. This has never happened to me before.

It feels like physical weight.

But I think I have finally found an outlet, which I would share if not for KYFMS.

SKIN THEM.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2013, 02:38:26 AM
Organic chemistry is like Lego!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 11, 2013, 03:48:35 AM
I may end up giving Roger a run for that crown he just earned today. I accidentally a bag of sugar free peppermint patties. I have no idea how it happened....

...No, I know exactly how it happened, I opened my face hole and stuffed the fuckers in, and enjoyed their dark chocolate minty glory, and the results so far have been catastrophic. My stomach is making noises akin to whale calls and I'm afraid to cough or sneeze. :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 11, 2013, 04:22:00 AM
Go ahead. Sneeze.
I dare ya.


Oh hai gaise!
How ya been?
I really need to make more time to drop in. I miss a lot of hilarity when I'm gone.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2013, 04:43:27 AM
HI SQUIDDY!!!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 11, 2013, 05:01:03 AM
Squiddy! How's FL hangin?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 11, 2013, 07:22:13 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 11, 2013, 05:01:03 AM
Squiddy! How's FL hangin?

Like a big hot wang.
It was like 86 degrees today.
Flip flops and shorts? In December? Why not.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 11, 2013, 09:10:01 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 11, 2013, 01:59:40 AM
Quote from: :regret: on December 11, 2013, 12:56:13 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 10, 2013, 10:40:13 PM
I am annoyed and frustrated with orbital hybridization. Everything else makes sense to me, why doesn't this make sense to me? Off to school for a bonus study session.
Try to think wave instead of particle. I know, it is quantum but that is how reality works, sadly.
Hybridized orbitals are wave interference patterns1, don't think of it as some random area where electrons just magically happen to prefer to hang out.

1 These are electron 'waves', as in: areas with increased probability. The reason we call them waves is because waves are results of density differences in the water2 And quantum wave effects are the result of differences in probability density.

2Water waves don't measure as density differences because they instantly get equalized with air pressure, but that is all there is to them. The high bits of the wave are symptoms of a higher potential water density straight below them when compared with the potential water density of the low parts of the wave.

Dammit, I lost track of my train of thought. Anyway, electrons are nothing more than potential interactions. Why these interactions are limited to a certain area is not something that is currently understood in any human way. I'm sure there is some math out there about this subject, but let's avoid that headache. Anyway, these probability areas act exactly like pressure areas because they are the exact same thing. Pressure is nothing more than the probability that one molecule will bump into another one. Likewise, these electron orbitals are nothing more than areas with a disproportianally higher chance that an 'electron bump/interaction' will happen there. This can be said even if we do not know if electrons actually exist as particles. Now if we combine two of these orbitals they will act just like the waves in water in that they will create interference patterns that can be stable. If they are not stable they will immediatly resolve so we can ignore the unstable patterns. What is left is what we see in reality, some atoms allow orbital hybridization because that is a stable interference pattern between the previous3 high-probability-of-electron-interaction areas.



3 For any value of previous, including never. Don't bother to try to form a metaphore to understand this shit, it is quantum.



Sorry for leaving this brainfart half-finished but my brain hurts, I am going to bed.

No, I understood that part. The part I was having trouble with were questions in my homework about potential pi bonding for atoms of various electron geometry. I went to school and talked to my lab instructor about it and she said that the questions don't make any sense and to not worry about them.
:lulz:

Anyway, we had some good study time and it all makes a lot more sense, and I understand now why predicting potential pi bonds in an unbonded atom didn't make any sense.
Is it because context is everything?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 11, 2013, 09:46:46 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 10, 2013, 06:40:52 PM
Good luck!

The upsides: It will get you some cash while you're in school.
It's work you won't take home.
You won't be on call. Pretty much ever.
It's not forever.

I seriously considered looking for bar back work I could do for a few hours a week at night. It would be nice to have something I could just go do, put in the hours, and go home, and not think about it in between.

Yeah, the only downside is that it's a temporary contract.  On the plus side, it's with a large firm, and I know more positions will be available once this contract ends.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 11, 2013, 09:49:27 AM
In other news, Youtube is gently, but persistently suggesting I monetize my videos.

I might do that in the New Year, once I have a greater number of videos up.  Even if I get the job I'm going for, I'm only working 17 hours a week...I'll be more than able to upload videos.  Hell, I'm sitting on videos currently, the only reason I'm holding them back is because I'm thinking of doing a class guide to Mass Effect 3 MP, as a kind of warm-up before doing the Dragon Age stuff.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 11, 2013, 01:18:24 PM
Well, I must say I enjoy looking at those vids, even if I have very little idea what's going on, as my last 1st person shooter was Doom.

Also, your speaking voice has gotten better.  One could even say you sound sexy.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 11, 2013, 01:50:23 PM
Thanks.  I know I still need to play around with the settings somewhat, as well as just improve generally.  I think I might mix it up between live commentary and voice-overs, since I can at least prepare a script for the latter, and don't have to concentrate on what I'm doing all the time.

But since live commentary is more fun, I obviously want to get better at that, rather than become complacement with voice overs.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 11, 2013, 02:38:10 PM
Also, I wasn't sure if there's player-to-player chat -- you had mentioned that you do some of these games to troll; I wasn't sure if you got any direct feedback from them, or if you just get kicked out of rooms.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 11, 2013, 02:45:20 PM
There is, but the PC Master Race are aloof bastards - unless I'm playing with friends, there is almost no chatting.  Which is probably for the best, given how that usually goes on Xbox (12 year olds calling you "faggot").

I'm also not broadcasting what I'm actually saying, the computer mic is on for recording purposes, but I need to hold down a button to chat in-game.  You'll hear some chatter on my next video, actually.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 11, 2013, 02:55:34 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 11, 2013, 07:22:13 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 11, 2013, 05:01:03 AM
Squiddy! How's FL hangin?

Like a big hot wang.
It was like 86 degrees today.
Flip flops and shorts? In December? Why not.

There will be beer happening between us in that hot fucking peninsula of crazy soonish.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2013, 04:37:15 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 11, 2013, 09:49:27 AM
In other news, Youtube is gently, but persistently suggesting I monetize my videos.

I might do that in the New Year, once I have a greater number of videos up.  Even if I get the job I'm going for, I'm only working 17 hours a week...I'll be more than able to upload videos.  Hell, I'm sitting on videos currently, the only reason I'm holding them back is because I'm thinking of doing a class guide to Mass Effect 3 MP, as a kind of warm-up before doing the Dragon Age stuff.

I'm not a fan of the "monetize everything" culture, but on the other hand I do like that it's an opportunity for the little guy to get something out of it. I'm also a pragmatist and a proponent of the "whatever it takes" approach to getting by while finishing school. So, I say, go for it!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2013, 04:41:40 PM
Quote from: :regret: on December 11, 2013, 09:10:01 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 11, 2013, 01:59:40 AM
Quote from: :regret: on December 11, 2013, 12:56:13 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 10, 2013, 10:40:13 PM
I am annoyed and frustrated with orbital hybridization. Everything else makes sense to me, why doesn't this make sense to me? Off to school for a bonus study session.
Try to think wave instead of particle. I know, it is quantum but that is how reality works, sadly.
Hybridized orbitals are wave interference patterns1, don't think of it as some random area where electrons just magically happen to prefer to hang out.

1 These are electron 'waves', as in: areas with increased probability. The reason we call them waves is because waves are results of density differences in the water2 And quantum wave effects are the result of differences in probability density.

2Water waves don't measure as density differences because they instantly get equalized with air pressure, but that is all there is to them. The high bits of the wave are symptoms of a higher potential water density straight below them when compared with the potential water density of the low parts of the wave.

Dammit, I lost track of my train of thought. Anyway, electrons are nothing more than potential interactions. Why these interactions are limited to a certain area is not something that is currently understood in any human way. I'm sure there is some math out there about this subject, but let's avoid that headache. Anyway, these probability areas act exactly like pressure areas because they are the exact same thing. Pressure is nothing more than the probability that one molecule will bump into another one. Likewise, these electron orbitals are nothing more than areas with a disproportianally higher chance that an 'electron bump/interaction' will happen there. This can be said even if we do not know if electrons actually exist as particles. Now if we combine two of these orbitals they will act just like the waves in water in that they will create interference patterns that can be stable. If they are not stable they will immediatly resolve so we can ignore the unstable patterns. What is left is what we see in reality, some atoms allow orbital hybridization because that is a stable interference pattern between the previous3 high-probability-of-electron-interaction areas.



3 For any value of previous, including never. Don't bother to try to form a metaphore to understand this shit, it is quantum.



Sorry for leaving this brainfart half-finished but my brain hurts, I am going to bed.

No, I understood that part. The part I was having trouble with were questions in my homework about potential pi bonding for atoms of various electron geometry. I went to school and talked to my lab instructor about it and she said that the questions don't make any sense and to not worry about them.
:lulz:

Anyway, we had some good study time and it all makes a lot more sense, and I understand now why predicting potential pi bonds in an unbonded atom didn't make any sense.
Is it because context is everything?

Yes, because (at our level, at least) you can't fucking predict pi bonds in an unbonded atom, because there's no context for the bonds.

The homework question made me think that I has missed something crucial, because it was asking that I do exactly  that.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2013, 04:43:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 11, 2013, 01:18:24 PM
Well, I must say I enjoy looking at those vids, even if I have very little idea what's going on, as my last 1st person shooter was Doom.

Also, your speaking voice has gotten better.  One could even say you sound sexy.

Yes, Cain has a marvelous speaking voice. As does Payne, actually. It isn't just the accents; they are both rather mellifluous.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 11, 2013, 04:46:39 PM
NEW FROST HEAVES REMIX.

http://www.reverbnation.com/earfatigueproductions/song/19164733-frost-heaves-gazing-at-sunset-earfatigue

If anyone wants a less compressed version, let me know.


Yes, that is the bridge, looped for nine minutes.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2013, 04:48:47 PM
Final is tomorrow. I am studying all day today, and can't wait to be done with it. Next term should be significantly better, as I'll be dealing with a much, much better instructor.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2013, 04:49:20 PM
Haven't see Roger on yet today... I hope his ass is OK.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2013, 04:49:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 11, 2013, 04:46:39 PM
NEW FROST HEAVES REMIX.

http://www.reverbnation.com/earfatigueproductions/song/19164733-frost-heaves-gazing-at-sunset-earfatigue

If anyone wants a less compressed version, let me know.


Yes, that is the bridge, looped for nine minutes.

Nine minutes.  :eek:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 11, 2013, 04:53:20 PM
It passes fairly quickly, if you like that sort of thing.  I kind of got lost in it as I was mixing it.  It really demanded that it take its time.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 11, 2013, 07:08:12 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 11, 2013, 04:37:15 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 11, 2013, 09:49:27 AM
In other news, Youtube is gently, but persistently suggesting I monetize my videos.

I might do that in the New Year, once I have a greater number of videos up.  Even if I get the job I'm going for, I'm only working 17 hours a week...I'll be more than able to upload videos.  Hell, I'm sitting on videos currently, the only reason I'm holding them back is because I'm thinking of doing a class guide to Mass Effect 3 MP, as a kind of warm-up before doing the Dragon Age stuff.

I'm not a fan of the "monetize everything" culture, but on the other hand I do like that it's an opportunity for the little guy to get something out of it. I'm also a pragmatist and a proponent of the "whatever it takes" approach to getting by while finishing school. So, I say, go for it!

Thanks.  I'll certainly give it a try, though I'm not sure how viable making money off it will be in the future.  Seems that Youtube is allowing bullshit copyright trolls to even go after their top content producers.  Here's a good video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMvhgvRJvdc) in regards to the state of play. 

I'm hoping it will get resolved, not least because Youtube and the gaming industry stand to lose buckets of cash here, but who knows?  Google have been kinda dumb lately, to put it mildly.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 11, 2013, 07:09:04 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 11, 2013, 04:43:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 11, 2013, 01:18:24 PM
Well, I must say I enjoy looking at those vids, even if I have very little idea what's going on, as my last 1st person shooter was Doom.

Also, your speaking voice has gotten better.  One could even say you sound sexy.

Yes, Cain has a marvelous speaking voice. As does Payne, actually. It isn't just the accents; they are both rather mellifluous.

Awwwwww yeah!  8)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2013, 08:09:18 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 11, 2013, 04:49:20 PM
Haven't see Roger on yet today... I hope his ass is OK.

I have the sick.  My ass, in particular, is not okay.   :sad:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 11, 2013, 08:16:36 PM
Any more sneeze-sharts?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2013, 08:20:09 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 11, 2013, 08:09:18 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 11, 2013, 04:49:20 PM
Haven't see Roger on yet today... I hope his ass is OK.

I have the sick.  My ass, in particular, is not okay.   :sad:

FEEL BETTER SOON, BUTTSICK GUY.  :sad:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 11, 2013, 08:38:13 PM
Dear Everyone With The Squirts,

I have joined your number. Sure the spinach and mushroom pizza at Sbarro SOUNDS like a good idea . . . but it isn't. Popeye is a god damn lying liar face. So we're going to need a bigger latrine and more almanacs. See you there!

XOXOXO,

CPD
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Junkenstein on December 11, 2013, 08:41:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 11, 2013, 04:46:39 PM
NEW FROST HEAVES REMIX.

http://www.reverbnation.com/earfatigueproductions/song/19164733-frost-heaves-gazing-at-sunset-earfatigue

If anyone wants a less compressed version, let me know.


Yes, that is the bridge, looped for nine minutes.

LMNO:

I quite liked this.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 11, 2013, 08:48:03 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 11, 2013, 04:46:39 PM
NEW FROST HEAVES REMIX.

http://www.reverbnation.com/earfatigueproductions/song/19164733-frost-heaves-gazing-at-sunset-earfatigue

If anyone wants a less compressed version, let me know.


Yes, that is the bridge, looped for nine minutes.

FLAC OR GTFO
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 11, 2013, 08:54:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 11, 2013, 04:46:39 PM
NEW FROST HEAVES REMIX.

http://www.reverbnation.com/earfatigueproductions/song/19164733-frost-heaves-gazing-at-sunset-earfatigue

If anyone wants a less compressed version, let me know.


Yes, that is the bridge, looped for nine minutes.

Me likey.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 11, 2013, 08:54:47 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 11, 2013, 04:49:20 PM
Haven't see Roger on yet today... I hope his ass is OK.

I hope he's getting his pants framed to give to his boss for X-Mas.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2013, 08:59:12 PM
There is more drama with the neuroscience people. The main founder and I had a lengthy chat conversation in which he revealed that he is completely unhappy with the new leadership, who are childish, petty, and intent on some sort of weird power struggle. They have been trying to jettison him from the group, including de-adminning him and booting him from the listserv (in violation of their charter). None of these people will end up getting into neuroscience graduate programs, I guarantee it; it's too small a community to deliberately exclude and alienate the people who will be your colleagues and advisors. He has been accepted into the program at OHSU, as has the co-founder, and I am astonished that the new elected leaders of the group are deliberately alienating someone who is now in a position to mentor them. It's pretty incredible.

I went ahead and started a satellite group meeting.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2013, 09:00:05 PM
Oh, and they refuse to add me to the listserv. I'm sure they have some rationale, but again, it violates the group's charter.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 11, 2013, 09:11:27 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 11, 2013, 09:00:05 PM
Oh, and they refuse to add me to the listserv. I'm sure they have some rationale, but again, it violates the group's charter.

That petty bullshit is ridiculous. I'm sorry you have to deal with it. But good on ya for the satellite meeting.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Junkenstein on December 11, 2013, 09:16:36 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 11, 2013, 09:00:05 PM
Oh, and they refuse to add me to the listserv. I'm sure they have some rationale, but again, it violates the group's charter.

Send one polite email request to be added every week. Tell them the time and location of the satellite meeting.

Total loss of shit within a month or your money back.

How old are these people? I'd expect this kind of shit from 7 year olds, not from apparently functioning adults studying something pretty advanced.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2013, 09:22:51 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 11, 2013, 09:16:36 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 11, 2013, 09:00:05 PM
Oh, and they refuse to add me to the listserv. I'm sure they have some rationale, but again, it violates the group's charter.

Send one polite email request to be added every week. Tell them the time and location of the satellite meeting.

Total loss of shit within a month or your money back.

How old are these people? I'd expect this kind of shit from 7 year olds, not from apparently functioning adults studying something pretty advanced.

I like this idea.  :lulz:

They're undergrads, so mostly between 19-22. I think the main problem with them is that they are kids and they see being club president/vp/treasurer as an end to itself, while the founders saw it as an opportunity to learn, network, and do outreach. They don't want to do outreach or networking because then someone else might get elected in their spot, and they also don't want to do the work of finding researchers to come talk or otherwise organizing events. They don't understand that the real value of the club is having the opportunity to go to events and meet researchers at institutions where they might be able to intern, thereby gleaning valuable experience and recommendations.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Freeky on December 11, 2013, 11:23:31 PM
I have made so much money in a short period of time for the Ebay store for HWIGS gig that I got paid in CASH.  :noodledance:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2013, 12:02:48 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 11, 2013, 08:16:36 PM
Any more sneeze-sharts?

No, I am a slow learner, but not that slow.

Also, butt volcano has calmed down some.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 12, 2013, 12:03:29 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 12, 2013, 12:02:48 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 11, 2013, 08:16:36 PM
Any more sneeze-sharts?

No, I am a slow learner, but not that slow.

Also, butt volcano has calmed down some.

I am sure that Tucson is VERY relieved.  :lol:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2013, 12:04:27 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 12, 2013, 12:03:29 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 12, 2013, 12:02:48 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 11, 2013, 08:16:36 PM
Any more sneeze-sharts?

No, I am a slow learner, but not that slow.

Also, butt volcano has calmed down some.

I am sure that Tucson is VERY relieved.  :lol:

I feel for the men at the lifting station out on Cannonball Road.  I really do.  They didn't even have any warning.  I imagine it was like being a rat in a drain pipe.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Trivial on December 12, 2013, 12:12:05 AM
How close was the meteor?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2013, 12:20:31 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on December 12, 2013, 12:12:05 AM
How close was the meteor?

Right on target.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 12, 2013, 12:20:40 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 12, 2013, 12:04:27 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 12, 2013, 12:03:29 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 12, 2013, 12:02:48 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 11, 2013, 08:16:36 PM
Any more sneeze-sharts?

No, I am a slow learner, but not that slow.

Also, butt volcano has calmed down some.

I am sure that Tucson is VERY relieved.  :lol:

I feel for the men at the lifting station out on Cannonball Road.  I really do.  They didn't even have any warning.  I imagine it was like being a rat in a drain pipe.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 12, 2013, 09:26:01 AM
This is new

QuoteHi My Friend,

I am Col Brian D Kent, Commander of the,3rd HBCT/ 3ID Sledgehammer Peace keeping force deployed to Kabul,
Afghanistan from Iraq.Can you be trusted? I have some important items to ship to you,
get back to me as per for more information through my private mail(EMAIL DELETED).
I will explain further when i get a response from you.

Respectfully,
Col Brian D Kent
US 3rd HBCT Corps. Kabul

CONEL BRIAN DENNISON KENT

Conel?  CONEL? IS OUR SCAMMERS LEARNING?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 12, 2013, 10:25:00 AM
New video up.  Another off-the-cuff bit of commentary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBvlcQOAaXY
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 12, 2013, 01:16:01 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 12, 2013, 10:25:00 AM
New video up.  Another off-the-cuff bit of commentary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBvlcQOAaXY

She's got a nice butt.


Yes, I know it's a cartoon.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 12, 2013, 01:22:21 PM
Oh believe me, the most divisive thing in the player base is whether Asari or Quarians have better backsides. 

Obviously this means my next video needs to be of a Quarian...you know, for science and stuff.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 12, 2013, 01:45:16 PM
Clearly.  Science.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 12, 2013, 01:58:38 PM
Off to my religion final.

This could be lulzy or ridiculous, depending on how much of a prick the professor wants to be to all of us.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2013, 02:09:38 PM
At work.

Stomach/ass not fully functional.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 12, 2013, 02:16:14 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 12, 2013, 02:09:38 PM
At work.

Stomach/ass not fully functional.

Hilarity ensues.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2013, 03:11:02 PM
Got an audit going on (environmental), a CPR class in the next room (which I was supposed to be in), plus the compactor down (imagine a 4 story tall pellet machine), and a mystery problem with a baghouse.  And half my guys are in mandatory training that could probably have been scheduled at sometime other than "the last minute".
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 12, 2013, 03:12:13 PM
Can any of these be solved by vomiting or shitting on something?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2013, 03:14:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 12, 2013, 03:12:13 PM
Can any of these be solved by vomiting or shitting on something?

Sadly, no.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 12, 2013, 03:17:53 PM
I'm shocked.  I thought those were practically universal solutions.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2013, 03:18:41 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 12, 2013, 03:17:53 PM
I'm shocked.  I thought those were practically universal solutions.

They are when you can hit the people causing the problem.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2013, 04:02:47 PM
My portion of the audit starts in an hour.

When I'm done, I'll do some writing.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Junkenstein on December 12, 2013, 04:06:05 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 12, 2013, 04:02:47 PM
My portion of the audit starts in an hour.

When I'm done, I'll do some writing.

This is surely the perfect occasion to vomit and/or shit on something. Preferably the auditor.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2013, 04:08:51 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 12, 2013, 04:06:05 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 12, 2013, 04:02:47 PM
My portion of the audit starts in an hour.

When I'm done, I'll do some writing.

This is surely the perfect occasion to vomit and/or shit on something. Preferably the auditor.

Naw, she's good people (this is an internal audit, from the parent facility).
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Junkenstein on December 12, 2013, 04:10:44 PM
Severe cognitive dissonance. Auditor. Good Person. What.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2013, 04:12:37 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 12, 2013, 04:10:44 PM
Severe cognitive dissonance. Auditor. Good Person. What.

I do audits of other facilities, and I am the kindest, most consider fucker you bastards will ever meet.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 12, 2013, 04:20:34 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 12, 2013, 04:12:37 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 12, 2013, 04:10:44 PM
Severe cognitive dissonance. Auditor. Good Person. What.

I do audits of other facilities, and I am the kindest, most consider fucker you bastards will ever meet.

I bet.


"ARE YOU COCK-KNOCKERS TRYING TO GET EACH OTHER KILLED?"
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Junkenstein on December 12, 2013, 04:22:42 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 12, 2013, 04:12:37 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 12, 2013, 04:10:44 PM
Severe cognitive dissonance. Auditor. Good Person. What.

I do audits of other facilities, and I am the kindest, most consider fucker you bastards will ever meet.

Touché.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2013, 04:23:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 12, 2013, 04:20:34 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 12, 2013, 04:12:37 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 12, 2013, 04:10:44 PM
Severe cognitive dissonance. Auditor. Good Person. What.

I do audits of other facilities, and I am the kindest, most consider fucker you bastards will ever meet.

I bet.


"ARE YOU COCK-KNOCKERS TRYING TO GET EACH OTHER KILLED?"

What I really do, see, is I've mastered the deadpan stare over the top of the clipboard.

I just SHUT UP at them until they spill their rotten guts.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Junkenstein on December 12, 2013, 04:26:28 PM
I bet that works perfectly. It's similar to how I deal with sales reps.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 12, 2013, 04:42:23 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 12, 2013, 04:23:15 PM
What I really do, see, is I've mastered the deadpan stare over the top of the clipboard.

I just SHUT UP at them until they spill their rotten guts.

Brilliant.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 12, 2013, 05:05:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 12, 2013, 09:26:01 AM
This is new

QuoteHi My Friend,

I am Col Brian D Kent, Commander of the,3rd HBCT/ 3ID Sledgehammer Peace keeping force deployed to Kabul,
Afghanistan from Iraq.Can you be trusted? I have some important items to ship to you,
get back to me as per for more information through my private mail(EMAIL DELETED).
I will explain further when i get a response from you.

Respectfully,
Col Brian D Kent
US 3rd HBCT Corps. Kabul

CONEL BRIAN DENNISON KENT

Conel?  CONEL? IS OUR SCAMMERS LEARNING?

:spittake:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

COULD IT BE?

(http://www.soccersaurus.com/ProductImages/athleticconnection/1040814%20cone.jpg)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 12, 2013, 05:06:33 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 12, 2013, 02:09:38 PM
At work.

Stomach/ass not fully functional.

THIS is almost certainly going to go terribly well.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2013, 06:54:58 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 12, 2013, 05:06:33 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 12, 2013, 02:09:38 PM
At work.

Stomach/ass not fully functional.

THIS is almost certainly going to go terribly well.

Something awful is out there, lurking in the bushes just outside of the light from the fire.

Not sure what it is or when it will strike.  Just the occasional rustling noise and growl.

:shudder:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 12, 2013, 07:29:35 PM
I have my dreaded chemistry final in an hour. I have done almost nothing for the last three days but study for this, and I'm still nervous as hell.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2013, 07:46:29 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 12, 2013, 07:29:35 PM
I have my dreaded chemistry final in an hour. I have done almost nothing for the last three days but study for this, and I'm still nervous as hell.

You're gonna kick that pig.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2013, 07:53:45 PM
Well, I guess I'll go back to working on my letter.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Golden Applesauce on December 12, 2013, 08:14:24 PM
That awkward moment when a boy comes to you to about what he thinks is rectal bleeding, and it turns out he's just having a period.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 12, 2013, 08:40:59 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 12, 2013, 05:05:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 12, 2013, 09:26:01 AM
This is new

QuoteHi My Friend,

I am Col Brian D Kent, Commander of the,3rd HBCT/ 3ID Sledgehammer Peace keeping force deployed to Kabul,
Afghanistan from Iraq.Can you be trusted? I have some important items to ship to you,
get back to me as per for more information through my private mail(EMAIL DELETED).
I will explain further when i get a response from you.

Respectfully,
Col Brian D Kent
US 3rd HBCT Corps. Kabul

CONEL BRIAN DENNISON KENT

Conel?  CONEL? IS OUR SCAMMERS LEARNING?

:spittake:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

COULD IT BE?

(http://www.soccersaurus.com/ProductImages/athleticconnection/1040814%20cone.jpg)

It's a MYSTERY!

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/ConeHolmes.png)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Telarus on December 12, 2013, 11:48:49 PM
Sorry to hear about the gut rustling Rog..

I have a day off! First in 10 days.

Im drunk. Lovey Black Kraken Rum & Kona Coffee.... Decompressing some... It's really odd that other teams had lay-off as their projects wrapped up, and I've had weekend overtime since before Thanksgiving..

This industry is crazy.... I'll fit right in.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 13, 2013, 12:44:52 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 13, 2013, 01:46:53 AM
I'm going to be in Florida in 5 days, and I have no idea why my parents insist on sending me pictures of this year's deliberately tacky Christmas decorations. I'm just glad my mom threw out all of the old broken blinky lights and replaced them behind my father's back since lights started showing up in stores in, uh, September. She also told him no more pink flamingos n the front lawn. So as a result, he retaliated the palm tree out front has 1000 lights on it alone. The pic they sent me is so bright all I see is a blob of light. To get dad back, mom put 400 lights on a 7' pine tree in the backyard without him knowing, then turned it on when he was back there at the fire pit last night for science.

Meanwhile, they had to put the vacuum cleaner next to the tree to train the kitten not to go near it. All they have to do is pop it on and he runs. My dad decorated the vacuum, so now it's actually part of the decor. No, really:

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/1212131806_zps2pzw1wy7.jpg)

Oh, and rumor has it, he's included a ghetto in the porcelain village. Because a few houses have gotten broken over the years, so they got repainted...boarded up...and fenced off.

:facepalm:

My parents are honestly not this gauche normally, but at Christmas the game is try to be as offensive as possible.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 13, 2013, 01:59:53 AM
That is special, Suu.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 13, 2013, 02:09:13 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 13, 2013, 01:59:53 AM
That is special, Suu.

We've always been *that* house on the block.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 13, 2013, 02:21:27 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 12, 2013, 07:46:29 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 12, 2013, 07:29:35 PM
I have my dreaded chemistry final in an hour. I have done almost nothing for the last three days but study for this, and I'm still nervous as hell.

You're gonna kick that pig.

I think I did good.

We'll see.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Pæs on December 13, 2013, 03:12:31 AM
Sweet merciful fuck do you SEE some shit when you close your eyes with a fever. I almost got a case of the holies but then I just felt really tired instead.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 13, 2013, 03:30:36 AM
Quote from: Pæs on December 13, 2013, 03:12:31 AM
Sweet merciful fuck do you SEE some shit when you close your eyes with a fever. I almost got a case of the holies but then I just felt really tired instead.

Wait until fever dreams. Hot damn.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 13, 2013, 03:35:31 AM
Quote from: Pæs on December 13, 2013, 03:12:31 AM
Sweet merciful fuck do you SEE some shit when you close your eyes with a fever. I almost got a case of the holies but then I just felt really tired instead.

3 ounces of Nyquil, and set a recorder next to the bed.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 13, 2013, 03:37:23 AM
In honor of being done with finals, I have eaten an entire crab and am well into a bottle of wine, which I fully intend to finish.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 13, 2013, 03:38:59 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 13, 2013, 03:37:23 AM
In honor of being done with finals, I have eaten an entire crab and am well into a bottle of wine, which I fully intend to finish.

THEN, WHEN YOU'RE DONE...SLEEP WELL, PORTLAND.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1463057_10152134867432533_1734928756_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 13, 2013, 03:54:04 AM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Fuck+Da+Police_48ab9d_3908223.jpg)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 13, 2013, 03:57:43 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 13, 2013, 03:38:59 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 13, 2013, 03:37:23 AM
In honor of being done with finals, I have eaten an entire crab and am well into a bottle of wine, which I fully intend to finish.

THEN, WHEN YOU'RE DONE...SLEEP WELL, PORTLAND.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1463057_10152134867432533_1734928756_n.jpg)

(http://imageshack.us/a/img545/5649/uhr.gif)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 13, 2013, 03:59:16 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 13, 2013, 03:30:36 AM
Quote from: Pæs on December 13, 2013, 03:12:31 AM
Sweet merciful fuck do you SEE some shit when you close your eyes with a fever. I almost got a case of the holies but then I just felt really tired instead.

Wait until fever dreams. Hot damn.

This. Holy fuck this.

Take care of yourself man.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 13, 2013, 03:59:57 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 13, 2013, 03:38:59 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 13, 2013, 03:37:23 AM
In honor of being done with finals, I have eaten an entire crab and am well into a bottle of wine, which I fully intend to finish.

THEN, WHEN YOU'RE DONE...SLEEP WELL, PORTLAND.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1463057_10152134867432533_1734928756_n.jpg)

:aaa:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 13, 2013, 04:59:41 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 13, 2013, 03:38:59 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 13, 2013, 03:37:23 AM
In honor of being done with finals, I have eaten an entire crab and am well into a bottle of wine, which I fully intend to finish.

THEN, WHEN YOU'RE DONE...SLEEP WELL, PORTLAND.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1463057_10152134867432533_1734928756_n.jpg)

:lulz:

Since BF is stuck in Phoenix, I've been cruising OK Cupid for funny shit. http://www.okcupid.com/profile/blazerzr2003?cf=visitors

What is uuuup with that wall of text?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 13, 2013, 08:17:50 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 13, 2013, 03:30:36 AM
Quote from: Pæs on December 13, 2013, 03:12:31 AM
Sweet merciful fuck do you SEE some shit when you close your eyes with a fever. I almost got a case of the holies but then I just felt really tired instead.

Wait until fever dreams. Hot damn.

Hell yeah.  I can even tell I'm coming down with a fever before the symptoms start because my dreams start getting screwy.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 13, 2013, 12:08:50 PM
Update (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e3C5czNcEo) on the Youtube copyright situation
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 13, 2013, 12:49:14 PM
In that vein, I've emailed Bioware asking for explicit permission to do my playthrough, for proof in case a Youtube copyright troll comes after me.  I know other people have done it before, but those people have partnerships and affiliations, which means they have assistance if Youtube says "take it down lol".  I don't, so I can only rely on explicit permission in the case of a dispute.

We'll see if they get back to me.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 13, 2013, 02:18:13 PM
So, back to LMNO's letter.  It's not going to be terribly long, at least not STUPID long, but I don't want to rush it, so it goes in the mail tomorrow.

And since some of you tards can't seem to get your act together and REPLY TO JUNKENSTIEN, I don't know who else I have to write, so I can't begin, so the other person on my list will probably get their letter in, I dunno, March or some shit.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 13, 2013, 03:18:09 PM
Letter's getting a little strange.  Rambling, but not "flow of consciousness" crap, which I despise.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 13, 2013, 03:20:45 PM
I've been picturing my letter to Alty in my head.


These are to be hate letters, yes?

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 13, 2013, 03:28:04 PM
Done.  Cut some gibberish out of it, it's a solid 3 pages.  Popping it in the mail in 10 minutes.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 13, 2013, 03:28:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 13, 2013, 03:20:45 PM
I've been picturing my letter to Alty in my head.


These are to be hate letters, yes?

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS, SHIT-EYES.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 13, 2013, 03:29:25 PM
Got it.

This should be fun.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 13, 2013, 04:46:05 PM
Rhode Island *might* get 3-6" of snow tomorrow. We also *might* get rain. They don't know. All I know is that the city is ready to shut down, because that's exactly what it should do when snow needs to be removed from the roads. Fucking Providence, it always does this.

"Shit, snow is coming?! Hide under the blankets until it passes! No, I don't care about citizens getting where they need to go! We'll deal with this on Monday after everything is frozen solid and people need to get to work, because we don't want to run plows on the weekends and have to pay overtime!"


Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 13, 2013, 04:51:26 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 13, 2013, 04:46:05 PM
Rhode Island *might* get 3-6" of snow tomorrow. We also *might* get rain. They don't know. All I know is that the city is ready to shut down, because that's exactly what it should do when snow needs to be removed from the roads. Fucking Providence, it always does this.

"Shit, snow is coming?! Hide under the blankets until it passes! No, I don't care about citizens getting where they need to go! We'll deal with this on Monday after everything is frozen solid and people need to get to work, because we don't want to run plows on the weekends and have to pay overtime!"

Wow.  You just channeled Glenn Beck.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 13, 2013, 04:55:39 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 13, 2013, 04:46:05 PM
Rhode Island *might* get 3-6" of snow tomorrow. We also *might* get rain. They don't know. All I know is that the city is ready to shut down, because that's exactly what it should do when snow needs to be removed from the roads. Fucking Providence, it always does this.

"Shit, snow is coming?! Hide under the blankets until it passes! No, I don't care about citizens getting where they need to go! We'll deal with this on Monday after everything is frozen solid and people need to get to work, because we don't want to run plows on the weekends and have to pay overtime!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zaVYWLTkU


[/obligatory]
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 13, 2013, 05:02:38 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 13, 2013, 04:55:39 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 13, 2013, 04:46:05 PM
Rhode Island *might* get 3-6" of snow tomorrow. We also *might* get rain. They don't know. All I know is that the city is ready to shut down, because that's exactly what it should do when snow needs to be removed from the roads. Fucking Providence, it always does this.

"Shit, snow is coming?! Hide under the blankets until it passes! No, I don't care about citizens getting where they need to go! We'll deal with this on Monday after everything is frozen solid and people need to get to work, because we don't want to run plows on the weekends and have to pay overtime!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zaVYWLTkU


[/obligatory]

Yep. Because for whatever fucking reason thanks to the Blizzard of 78, New Englanders blindly associate snow with bread and milk. Fuck that, I associate it with Sambuca and a nice dinner.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 13, 2013, 06:06:40 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 13, 2013, 02:18:13 PM
So, back to LMNO's letter.  It's not going to be terribly long, at least not STUPID long, but I don't want to rush it, so it goes in the mail tomorrow.

And since some of you tards can't seem to get your act together and REPLY TO JUNKENSTIEN, I don't know who else I have to write, so I can't begin, so the other person on my list will probably get their letter in, I dunno, March or some shit.

Good, it's not just me.

WHO THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING TO? AND WHO FIRST? PLS PM ADDRESS.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 13, 2013, 07:07:12 PM
I got in my Christmas present early from the boyfriend, because he wanted me to have it before I leave, and it's a Brother CS-6000i, the consistently rated best affordable sewing machine on the market.  :fap:

This means I can clear my table of my broken Viking, my backup POS Singer, and give the serger back to my friend. ONE MACHINE TO RULE THEM ALL.

:magick:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 13, 2013, 07:12:09 PM
Niiiiice.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 13, 2013, 07:13:05 PM
AND THEN SOME SHORTARSE THREW SUU'S SEWING MACHINE INTO A VOLCANO.

:cry:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: hooplala on December 13, 2013, 07:25:23 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 13, 2013, 03:28:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 13, 2013, 03:20:45 PM
I've been picturing my letter to Alty in my head.


These are to be hate letters, yes?

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS, SHIT-EYES.

When were these letters organized?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 13, 2013, 07:28:01 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 13, 2013, 07:25:23 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 13, 2013, 03:28:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 13, 2013, 03:20:45 PM
I've been picturing my letter to Alty in my head.


These are to be hate letters, yes?

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS, SHIT-EYES.

When were these letters organized?

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,35876.msg1318225.html#new

Pretty sure it's not too late.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 13, 2013, 08:37:37 PM
Shiner Cheer on tap for $10 a pitcher, and Karaoke Night. I'm clean shaven now.

(http://i.imgur.com/msCobZNl.jpg?1)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 13, 2013, 08:39:18 PM
Karaoke.  :crankey:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 13, 2013, 08:39:59 PM
I prefer calling it "a target-rich environment."
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 13, 2013, 08:41:09 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 13, 2013, 08:39:18 PM
Karaoke.  :crankey:

FUN YOU SAY :crankey:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 13, 2013, 08:41:51 PM
I didn't get to finish the night with "Larger Than Life" by the Backstreet Boys.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 13, 2013, 08:43:31 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 13, 2013, 07:13:05 PM
AND THEN SOME SHORTARSE THREW SUU'S SEWING MACHINE INTO A VOLCANO.

:cry:

:trolling:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 13, 2013, 08:44:31 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 13, 2013, 08:39:18 PM
Karaoke.  :crankey:

I would just like to let it be known and noted, that the one time, with the Tainted Love and the Louis Armstrong dude: Yep, that was the LAST time I did that. Ever.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: hooplala on December 13, 2013, 09:02:19 PM
I love everything about Karaoke.  Except the private room sort.  So, I don't love everything about karaoke, but it's pretty damn close.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 13, 2013, 09:33:48 PM
I LOATHE karaoke.
No band, no jukebox, and it's too loud to have a conversation. You're a CAPTIVE AUDIENCE FOR DRUNKEN COWS SINGING "PURPLE RAIN" WHILE WAVING A HAND IN THE AIR LIKE IT'S A MEGACHURCH, OR STUPID CARRIE UNDERWOOD SONGS ABOUT KILLING MEN, OR ELSE SOME TEABAGGER IN FILTHY FILTHY BIKER CLOTHES WHO THINKS IT'S BADASS TO MANGLE "ACE OF SPADES" WHILE HOLDING A BEER IN EACH HAND.

Karaoke.

NEVER. AGAIN.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 13, 2013, 10:09:42 PM
The naivity of the news is actually making me sick.

"OH WHY WONT WE HELP THESE POOR SYRIANS IN THE REFUGEE CAMPS MORE, OR EVEN LET THEM INTO EUROPE?"

Uh, maybe because refugee camps tend to be run by those sympathetic to insurgent and rebel groups, that such areas are rich in opportunities for recruitment and obtaining funds and, basically, how else can we make Syrians desperate enough to take up arms against the regime in Damascus?

We let them somewhere nice...well, all that is put in doubt.  Why the hell do you think it's Jordan where the biggest camps are being set up?  Maybe because all those Saudi and CIA spooks are in the camps, making contacts and handing out guns.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 14, 2013, 06:23:56 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:21:40 PM
Place is a bit of a morgue today.

Looming finals on my part.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 14, 2013, 06:27:40 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:30:24 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 09, 2013, 09:28:54 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:21:40 PM
Place is a bit of a morgue today.
LET'S START A NEW PLACE.

WE CAN CALL IT KALLISTI BARF AND GRILLZ AND IT WILL BE A PLACE OF WONDER AND HOST THE DISCORDIAN CREATIVE RENAISSANCE.

:lulz:

Only if Captain Utopia is running the joint.

Mod team:  Charley, Khara, Coyote.

Who the hell am I missing from the WE HATE ROGER & NIGEL crew?

I still have a bad taste in my mouth about Coyote. Coyote is my friend. I still don't know what happened with Charley, but I don't like him being lumped in with this, especially from another former soldier. Coyote's got some things going on, and what you said here in regard to him is totally unfair. Just saying.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 14, 2013, 06:30:22 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 09, 2013, 09:42:55 PM
So I'm back from my bio final. I think I done OK. There were a LOT of questions about fermentation and photosynthesis, though, and those are both definitely not my strong points. Nailed all the questions on the cell cycle, DNA, and heritability though.

My final is not cumulative, but rather on mitosis, meiosis and... ermm chapter 14 and 15, which I have not read yet.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 14, 2013, 06:50:01 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 14, 2013, 06:27:40 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:30:24 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 09, 2013, 09:28:54 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:21:40 PM
Place is a bit of a morgue today.
LET'S START A NEW PLACE.

WE CAN CALL IT KALLISTI BARF AND GRILLZ AND IT WILL BE A PLACE OF WONDER AND HOST THE DISCORDIAN CREATIVE RENAISSANCE.

:lulz:

Only if Captain Utopia is running the joint.

Mod team:  Charley, Khara, Coyote.

Who the hell am I missing from the WE HATE ROGER & NIGEL crew?

I still have a bad taste in my mouth about Coyote. Coyote is my friend. I still don't know what happened with Charley, but I don't like him being lumped in with this, especially from another former soldier. Coyote's got some things going on, and what you said here in regard to him is totally unfair. Just saying.

Actually, I really fucking hate it, and I'm not going to hide it.

Coyote is a good dude, and I don't appreciate maligning him because of some stupid atheist bullshit, especially where he fully supports my exploration of what is God thing.

I would like to see Coyote come back, and I would like to see him get zero grief when he does. I mean, come the fuck on, the whole basis of this is the assumption of how he feels about religion and religious people. He supports me in my spiritual what the hell is God poke poke poke thing even though he doesn't believe in it. Hoopla took a reassessment. Cain came back, buiochas le Dia, and hopefully Coyote will make a full return too. And, you know, Cain was pretty fucking offended so why are you all pissing on Coyote? Hell, the only person who I've seen here who has pissed on religion in general is ECH. And you know, whatevs.

Coyote is one of us.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 14, 2013, 07:09:47 AM
I'm pissed off.

Just sayin'.

JUST SAYIN'.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Don Coyote on December 14, 2013, 07:10:11 AM
roger can suck cold shit from an abandoned Iraqi portoshitter.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 14, 2013, 07:13:21 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on December 14, 2013, 07:10:11 AM
roger can suck cold shit from an abandoned Iraqi portoshitter.

Roger's my friend too, so, yeah, not going to back you up on that.

You know, maybe we need a different approach here.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Don Coyote on December 14, 2013, 07:17:44 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 14, 2013, 07:13:21 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on December 14, 2013, 07:10:11 AM
roger can suck cold shit from an abandoned Iraqi portoshitter.

Roger's my friend too, so, yeah, not going to back you up on that.

You know, maybe we need a different approach here.

my approach was not dealing with people I dislike that I don't have to.

I don't really need to know if roger is talking shit about me.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 14, 2013, 07:20:54 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on December 14, 2013, 07:10:11 AM
roger can suck cold shit from an abandoned Iraqi portoshitter.

Are we all not brothers and sisters?

I understand the sentiment, but think about this.

Roger WAS your friend. A misunderstanding changed that. You both have PTSD. I can help you as much as I am able, but I have never had the crises of ideology that both of have had. You both need each other, I think, especially with some things that Roger has said recently. So, I dunno. Talk. Like friends. It really can be that easy. I've done it. I have in fact made friends, and extremely close ones at that, from former enemies.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 14, 2013, 07:23:25 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on December 14, 2013, 07:17:44 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 14, 2013, 07:13:21 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on December 14, 2013, 07:10:11 AM
roger can suck cold shit from an abandoned Iraqi portoshitter.

Roger's my friend too, so, yeah, not going to back you up on that.

You know, maybe we need a different approach here.

my approach was not dealing with people I dislike that I don't have to.

I don't really need to know if roger is talking shit about me.

I should shut up on account of Friday and Irish.

But it hurts me, guys.

Coyote is my friend and that will not change, and if something bad is said about him, I will contradict it. That shit's going to happen. Because this shit is retarded.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 14, 2013, 07:41:40 AM
Ok, here's an example since the person in question was the person who seems to have sparked this whole bit of crazy bullshit.

I said something on Facebook, damned if I remember what it was, and Pent commented on it, from apparently an anti-theist position. Now, because I know Pent, want to go to Scotland again and have a few beers with him, I just passed it off as, well Pent is an antitheist asshole, especially where it comes from a position of antitheism.

What ended up happening was Villager asking, "Who the hell is [Pent's real name]?" "Oh. He's a fellow Discordian." "Of course he is, he sounds like an asshole atheist." Legit assessment. That's what we like about Pent, but it's a bit off-putting to the rest of the world. Was the argument ultimately about Villager's Paganism and Pent's atheism? No, it was the approach. This is Boston dammit, and we don't care what you think as long as you're not deliberately contrary about it.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 14, 2013, 07:47:03 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 14, 2013, 07:41:40 AM
Ok, here's an example since the person in question was the person who seems to have sparked this whole bit of crazy bullshit.

I said something on Facebook, damned if I remember what it was, and Pent commented on it, from apparently an anti-theist position. Now, because I know Pent, want to go to Scotland again and have a few beers with him, I just passed it off as, well Pent is an antitheist asshole, especially where it comes from a position of antitheism.

What ended up happening was Villager asking, "Who the hell is [Pent's real name]?" "Oh. He's a fellow Discordian." "Of course he is, he sounds like an asshole atheist." Legit assessment. That's what we like about Pent, but it's a bit off-putting to the rest of the world. Was the argument ultimately about Villager's Paganism and Pent's atheism? No, it was the approach. This is Boston dammit, and we don't care what you think as long as you're not deliberately contrary about it.

And you know, this place IS a bit off putting.

I believe in God, and I know very little about him, but I came in here under the assumption that my belief in a higher power would be ridiculed mercilessly.

I was pleasantly surprised.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 14, 2013, 10:02:59 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 14, 2013, 06:50:01 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 14, 2013, 06:27:40 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:30:24 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 09, 2013, 09:28:54 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:21:40 PM
Place is a bit of a morgue today.
LET'S START A NEW PLACE.

WE CAN CALL IT KALLISTI BARF AND GRILLZ AND IT WILL BE A PLACE OF WONDER AND HOST THE DISCORDIAN CREATIVE RENAISSANCE.

:lulz:

Only if Captain Utopia is running the joint.

Mod team:  Charley, Khara, Coyote.

Who the hell am I missing from the WE HATE ROGER & NIGEL crew?

I still have a bad taste in my mouth about Coyote. Coyote is my friend. I still don't know what happened with Charley, but I don't like him being lumped in with this, especially from another former soldier. Coyote's got some things going on, and what you said here in regard to him is totally unfair. Just saying.

Actually, I really fucking hate it, and I'm not going to hide it.

Coyote is a good dude, and I don't appreciate maligning him because of some stupid atheist bullshit, especially where he fully supports my exploration of what is God thing.

I would like to see Coyote come back, and I would like to see him get zero grief when he does. I mean, come the fuck on, the whole basis of this is the assumption of how he feels about religion and religious people. He supports me in my spiritual what the hell is God poke poke poke thing even though he doesn't believe in it. Hoopla took a reassessment. Cain came back, buiochas le Dia, and hopefully Coyote will make a full return too. And, you know, Cain was pretty fucking offended so why are you all pissing on Coyote? Hell, the only person who I've seen here who has pissed on religion in general is ECH. And you know, whatevs.

Coyote is one of us.

I consider myself an iconoclast.


Seriously though, I couldn't agree more with you about Coyote. I've no reason to think he's anything other than a solid dude and there's no reason to lump him in with the EB&Gtards.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 14, 2013, 06:43:14 PM
I'd like to see Coyote come back as well.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 14, 2013, 07:41:15 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on December 14, 2013, 10:02:59 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 14, 2013, 06:50:01 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 14, 2013, 06:27:40 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:30:24 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 09, 2013, 09:28:54 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:21:40 PM
Place is a bit of a morgue today.
LET'S START A NEW PLACE.

WE CAN CALL IT KALLISTI BARF AND GRILLZ AND IT WILL BE A PLACE OF WONDER AND HOST THE DISCORDIAN CREATIVE RENAISSANCE.

:lulz:

Only if Captain Utopia is running the joint.

Mod team:  Charley, Khara, Coyote.

Who the hell am I missing from the WE HATE ROGER & NIGEL crew?

I still have a bad taste in my mouth about Coyote. Coyote is my friend. I still don't know what happened with Charley, but I don't like him being lumped in with this, especially from another former soldier. Coyote's got some things going on, and what you said here in regard to him is totally unfair. Just saying.

Actually, I really fucking hate it, and I'm not going to hide it.

Coyote is a good dude, and I don't appreciate maligning him because of some stupid atheist bullshit, especially where he fully supports my exploration of what is God thing.

I would like to see Coyote come back, and I would like to see him get zero grief when he does. I mean, come the fuck on, the whole basis of this is the assumption of how he feels about religion and religious people. He supports me in my spiritual what the hell is God poke poke poke thing even though he doesn't believe in it. Hoopla took a reassessment. Cain came back, buiochas le Dia, and hopefully Coyote will make a full return too. And, you know, Cain was pretty fucking offended so why are you all pissing on Coyote? Hell, the only person who I've seen here who has pissed on religion in general is ECH. And you know, whatevs.

Coyote is one of us.

I consider myself an iconoclast.


Seriously though, I couldn't agree more with you about Coyote. I've no reason to think he's anything other than a solid dude and there's no reason to lump him in with the EB&Gtards.

Iconoclast. I like that. You are pretty well rounded in that department.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 14, 2013, 08:47:52 PM
I don't have much to add to the Coyote thing besides the usual MOMMY AND DADDY DON'T FIGHT.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 14, 2013, 10:10:31 PM
This video has everything I love!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfP7qK0khuQ
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 01:18:39 AM
Quote from: Officer What's His /b/ear on December 13, 2013, 08:37:37 PM
Shiner Cheer on tap for $10 a pitcher, and Karaoke Night. I'm clean shaven now.

(http://i.imgur.com/msCobZNl.jpg?1)

Looking golden, Ponyboy.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 01:26:45 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 14, 2013, 06:50:01 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 14, 2013, 06:27:40 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:30:24 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 09, 2013, 09:28:54 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:21:40 PM
Place is a bit of a morgue today.
LET'S START A NEW PLACE.

WE CAN CALL IT KALLISTI BARF AND GRILLZ AND IT WILL BE A PLACE OF WONDER AND HOST THE DISCORDIAN CREATIVE RENAISSANCE.

:lulz:

Only if Captain Utopia is running the joint.

Mod team:  Charley, Khara, Coyote.

Who the hell am I missing from the WE HATE ROGER & NIGEL crew?

I still have a bad taste in my mouth about Coyote. Coyote is my friend. I still don't know what happened with Charley, but I don't like him being lumped in with this, especially from another former soldier. Coyote's got some things going on, and what you said here in regard to him is totally unfair. Just saying.

Actually, I really fucking hate it, and I'm not going to hide it.

Coyote is a good dude, and I don't appreciate maligning him because of some stupid atheist bullshit, especially where he fully supports my exploration of what is God thing.

I would like to see Coyote come back, and I would like to see him get zero grief when he does. I mean, come the fuck on, the whole basis of this is the assumption of how he feels about religion and religious people. He supports me in my spiritual what the hell is God poke poke poke thing even though he doesn't believe in it. Hoopla took a reassessment. Cain came back, buiochas le Dia, and hopefully Coyote will make a full return too. And, you know, Cain was pretty fucking offended so why are you all pissing on Coyote? Hell, the only person who I've seen here who has pissed on religion in general is ECH. And you know, whatevs.

Coyote is one of us.

Who is "you all"? Is Roger plural now, somehow?

You can like your friend all you want. But he made his feelings toward me clear, and I don't hate him but I don't trust him or want anything further to do with him.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:11:05 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on December 14, 2013, 07:10:11 AM
roger can suck cold shit from an abandoned Iraqi portoshitter.

Dude, I got the hint when you announced that I am the source of all the world's evils.  Or, at least, all of them that affect you. 

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:12:49 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 14, 2013, 06:50:01 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 14, 2013, 06:27:40 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:30:24 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 09, 2013, 09:28:54 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:21:40 PM
Place is a bit of a morgue today.
LET'S START A NEW PLACE.

WE CAN CALL IT KALLISTI BARF AND GRILLZ AND IT WILL BE A PLACE OF WONDER AND HOST THE DISCORDIAN CREATIVE RENAISSANCE.

:lulz:

Only if Captain Utopia is running the joint.

Mod team:  Charley, Khara, Coyote.

Who the hell am I missing from the WE HATE ROGER & NIGEL crew?

I still have a bad taste in my mouth about Coyote. Coyote is my friend. I still don't know what happened with Charley, but I don't like him being lumped in with this, especially from another former soldier. Coyote's got some things going on, and what you said here in regard to him is totally unfair. Just saying.

Actually, I really fucking hate it, and I'm not going to hide it.

Coyote is a good dude, and I don't appreciate maligning him because of some stupid atheist bullshit, especially where he fully supports my exploration of what is God thing.

I would like to see Coyote come back, and I would like to see him get zero grief when he does. I mean, come the fuck on, the whole basis of this is the assumption of how he feels about religion and religious people. He supports me in my spiritual what the hell is God poke poke poke thing even though he doesn't believe in it. Hoopla took a reassessment. Cain came back, buiochas le Dia, and hopefully Coyote will make a full return too. And, you know, Cain was pretty fucking offended so why are you all pissing on Coyote? Hell, the only person who I've seen here who has pissed on religion in general is ECH. And you know, whatevs.

Coyote is one of us.

Coyote announced that he has "suspected me of being an asshole from the start", and that I - and Nigel, apparently - are rotten people and all that is bad in the world.

So you'll excuse me if I don't suddenly fill up with camraderie and fellow-feeling.

Fuck that guy.  In the ear hole.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:14:29 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 14, 2013, 06:27:40 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:30:24 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 09, 2013, 09:28:54 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 09, 2013, 09:21:40 PM
Place is a bit of a morgue today.
LET'S START A NEW PLACE.

WE CAN CALL IT KALLISTI BARF AND GRILLZ AND IT WILL BE A PLACE OF WONDER AND HOST THE DISCORDIAN CREATIVE RENAISSANCE.

:lulz:

Only if Captain Utopia is running the joint.

Mod team:  Charley, Khara, Coyote.

Who the hell am I missing from the WE HATE ROGER & NIGEL crew?

I still have a bad taste in my mouth about Coyote. Coyote is my friend. I still don't know what happened with Charley, but I don't like him being lumped in with this, especially from another former soldier. Coyote's got some things going on, and what you said here in regard to him is totally unfair. Just saying.


Yes, yes, it was totally fucking unfair.  I am the fucking bad guy.  I MADE him announce that he was done, then come back and tell me that I am the worst fucking person in the fucking world.

Fuck you.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:17:44 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 14, 2013, 07:09:47 AM
I'm pissed off.

Just sayin'.

JUST SAYIN'.

Blow me.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:18:47 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 01:26:45 AM

Who is "you all"? Is Roger plural now, somehow?

You can like your friend all you want. But he made his feelings toward me clear, and I don't hate him but I don't trust him or want anything further to do with him.

Roger is a cartoon bad guy.  Roger has no emotions at all except evil glee.  Roger is at fault.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 15, 2013, 02:31:01 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:18:47 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 01:26:45 AM

Who is "you all"? Is Roger plural now, somehow?

You can like your friend all you want. But he made his feelings toward me clear, and I don't hate him but I don't trust him or want anything further to do with him.

Roger is a cartoon bad guy.  Roger has no emotions at all except evil glee.  Roger is at fault.

Or ROGERANDNIGEL. Or whatever the fuck.

Nobody's "maligning him (Coyote) because of stupid atheist bullshit".
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:31:53 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 02:31:01 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:18:47 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 01:26:45 AM

Who is "you all"? Is Roger plural now, somehow?

You can like your friend all you want. But he made his feelings toward me clear, and I don't hate him but I don't trust him or want anything further to do with him.

Roger is a cartoon bad guy.  Roger has no emotions at all except evil glee.  Roger is at fault.

Or ROGERANDNIGEL. Or whatever the fuck.

Nobody's "maligning him (Coyote) because of stupid atheist bullshit".

Yeah, well, why examine what actually happened, when you can just make shit up?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:33:24 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 14, 2013, 06:50:01 AM


Coyote is a good dude, and I don't appreciate maligning him because of some stupid atheist bullshit, especially where he fully supports my exploration of what is God thing.

I mean, come the fuck on, the whole basis of this is the assumption of how he feels about religion and religious people.

This is a blatant fucking lie.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 15, 2013, 02:33:53 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:31:53 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 02:31:01 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:18:47 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 01:26:45 AM

Who is "you all"? Is Roger plural now, somehow?

You can like your friend all you want. But he made his feelings toward me clear, and I don't hate him but I don't trust him or want anything further to do with him.

Roger is a cartoon bad guy.  Roger has no emotions at all except evil glee.  Roger is at fault.

Or ROGERANDNIGEL. Or whatever the fuck.

Nobody's "maligning him (Coyote) because of stupid atheist bullshit".

Yeah, well, why examine what actually happened, when you can just make shit up?

Thread is still there. Twid, you might want to read it again.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 02:33:56 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:18:47 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 01:26:45 AM

Who is "you all"? Is Roger plural now, somehow?

You can like your friend all you want. But he made his feelings toward me clear, and I don't hate him but I don't trust him or want anything further to do with him.

Roger is a cartoon bad guy.  Roger has no emotions at all except evil glee.  Roger is at fault.

How dare you mention him humorously in the same breath as OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN TOTALLY VERBAL ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY HATE YOU.

That's not fair!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:34:32 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 02:33:53 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:31:53 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 02:31:01 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:18:47 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 01:26:45 AM

Who is "you all"? Is Roger plural now, somehow?

You can like your friend all you want. But he made his feelings toward me clear, and I don't hate him but I don't trust him or want anything further to do with him.

Roger is a cartoon bad guy.  Roger has no emotions at all except evil glee.  Roger is at fault.

Or ROGERANDNIGEL. Or whatever the fuck.

Nobody's "maligning him (Coyote) because of stupid atheist bullshit".

Yeah, well, why examine what actually happened, when you can just make shit up?

Thread is still there. Twid, you might want to read it again.

Now, why would he bother doing that?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:35:03 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 02:33:56 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:18:47 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 01:26:45 AM

Who is "you all"? Is Roger plural now, somehow?

You can like your friend all you want. But he made his feelings toward me clear, and I don't hate him but I don't trust him or want anything further to do with him.

Roger is a cartoon bad guy.  Roger has no emotions at all except evil glee.  Roger is at fault.

How dare you mention him humorously in the same breath as OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN TOTALLY VERBAL ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY HATE YOU.

That's not fair!

Yeah, I sit back and laugh evilly whenever I think about it.

Muhaha, and all that shit.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 15, 2013, 02:35:20 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 02:33:56 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:18:47 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 01:26:45 AM

Who is "you all"? Is Roger plural now, somehow?

You can like your friend all you want. But he made his feelings toward me clear, and I don't hate him but I don't trust him or want anything further to do with him.

Roger is a cartoon bad guy.  Roger has no emotions at all except evil glee.  Roger is at fault.

How dare you mention him humorously in the same breath as OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN TOTALLY VERBAL ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY HATE YOU.

That's not fair!

STOPIT STOPIT YOU'RE KILLING THE BAYBEEEEEEE
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:36:27 AM
I'm so fucking mad right now, I better stop posting.  Seriously.  I haven't been this pissed since the old days.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 15, 2013, 02:37:38 AM
Yeah.
It's funny when the morons do it. When it's people you thought more of, it sucks.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 15, 2013, 02:38:25 AM
I have no idea about what happened with Coyote.

I avoid discussions about atheism and similar because I find them dull, geneally.

What I do know is that Coyote is not here to speak his piece.

And that he is not like those other dorks.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:39:17 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 02:38:25 AM
I have no idea about what happened with Coyote.

I avoid discussions about atheism and similar because I find them dull, geneally.

What I do know is that Coyote is not here to speak his piece.

And that he is not like those other dorks.

No, he only did the EXACT FUCKING SAME THING THEY DID.

But you know me, I'm completely fucking unreasonable. 
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 15, 2013, 02:40:10 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 02:38:25 AM
I have no idea about what happened with Coyote.

I avoid discussions about atheism and similar because I find them dull, geneally.

What I do know is that Coyote is not here to speak his piece.

And that he is not like those other dorks.



He was here a few hours ago.

Quote from: Don Coyote on December 14, 2013, 07:10:11 AM
roger can suck cold shit from an abandoned Iraqi portoshitter.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:41:10 AM
Well, it's nice to see where I fucking stand, anyway.

Someone decides to shit on me, I'm being unreasonable and picking on him because he's "not here to speak up for himself".  Doesn't have shit to do with the fact that he flounced after said shitting, and only comes back to shit some more.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:41:57 AM
Nigel & Stella, thanks for having my back.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 02:42:08 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:33:24 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 14, 2013, 06:50:01 AM


Coyote is a good dude, and I don't appreciate maligning him because of some stupid atheist bullshit, especially where he fully supports my exploration of what is God thing.

I mean, come the fuck on, the whole basis of this is the assumption of how he feels about religion and religious people.

This is a blatant fucking lie.

Um, yyyyeeeeahhhhh. I missed this the first time through. That is not what happened, at all. He's making it sound as if you and I set out to persecute Coyote, personally. And the funny thing is that I actually kind of understand, sort of, why Coyote hates ME because it was my thread and it did get right up in the face of people who choose to glean a sense of superiority from not believing in gods. However, I don't get why he hates YOU so much.

Twid's posts kind of summarize to "HOW DARE YOU HATE MY FRIEND FOR HATING YOU AND SAYING SHITTY THINGS ABOUT YOU? YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TRY TO INFRINGE ON HIS EXPRESSIONS OF CONTEMPT FOR YOU AND YOUR KIND".

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 02:43:16 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 02:38:25 AM
I have no idea about what happened with Coyote.

I avoid discussions about atheism and similar because I find them dull, geneally.

What I do know is that Coyote is not here to speak his piece.

And that he is not like those other dorks.

Yeah, he is here, actually. He posts every couple of days.

If you don't know what happened, maybe you should try a heaping dose of SHUT UP.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:43:22 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 02:42:08 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:33:24 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 14, 2013, 06:50:01 AM


Coyote is a good dude, and I don't appreciate maligning him because of some stupid atheist bullshit, especially where he fully supports my exploration of what is God thing.

I mean, come the fuck on, the whole basis of this is the assumption of how he feels about religion and religious people.

This is a blatant fucking lie.

Um, yyyyeeeeahhhhh. I missed this the first time through. That is not what happened, at all. He's making it sound as if you and I set out to persecute Coyote, personally. And the funny thing is that I actually kind of understand, sort of, why Coyote hates ME because it was my thread and it did get right up in the face of people who choose to glean a sense of superiority from not believing in gods. However, I don't get why he hates YOU so much.

Twid's posts kind of summarize to "HOW DARE YOU HATE MY FRIEND FOR HATING YOU AND SAYING SHITTY THINGS ABOUT YOU? YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TRY TO INFRINGE ON HIS EXPRESSIONS OF CONTEMPT FOR YOU AND YOUR KIND".

Why does he hate me?  Fuck if I know.  Charley did the same fucking thing, for the same complete lack of anything resembling a reason.

But how fucking DARE I compare them?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 02:44:42 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:41:57 AM
Nigel & Stella, thanks for having my back.

Natch. I know how much it sucks to be strung up to dry because everyone thinks defending you is a waste of their time, or whatever reason it is that people do that.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 15, 2013, 02:46:39 AM
Charley was a crazy old man stranded in New Mexico with a dead dick and Eartha flattering his ass.
Coyote, what's YOUR excuse?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:49:43 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 02:44:42 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:41:57 AM
Nigel & Stella, thanks for having my back.

Natch. I know how much it sucks to be strung up to dry because everyone thinks defending you is a waste of their time, or whatever reason it is that people do that.

It's not even that, so much as everyone lining up to say what a fine fellow he is, and how the whole mess was my fucking fault...When I hadn't said anything to him before he fucking went sideways and decided that I was the antichrist.

And also the part where that shitweasel twid took me to task for doing all the things I NEVER FUCKING DID, for motives I NEVER FUCKING HAD.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 15, 2013, 02:50:18 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:41:57 AM
Nigel & Stella, thanks for having my back.

No problem.
They'll probably say that was mind lazrz, but the thread's still there.
Even if they can't be bothered to actually read it.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 02:56:56 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:49:43 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 02:44:42 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:41:57 AM
Nigel & Stella, thanks for having my back.

Natch. I know how much it sucks to be strung up to dry because everyone thinks defending you is a waste of their time, or whatever reason it is that people do that.

It's not even that, so much as everyone lining up to say what a fine fellow he is, and how the whole mess was my fucking fault...When I hadn't said anything to him before he fucking went sideways and decided that I was the antichrist.

And also the part where that shitweasel twid took me to task for doing all the things I NEVER FUCKING DID, for motives I NEVER FUCKING HAD.

HAD to be your fault though; you're Roger.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:57:47 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 02:56:56 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:49:43 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 02:44:42 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:41:57 AM
Nigel & Stella, thanks for having my back.

Natch. I know how much it sucks to be strung up to dry because everyone thinks defending you is a waste of their time, or whatever reason it is that people do that.

It's not even that, so much as everyone lining up to say what a fine fellow he is, and how the whole mess was my fucking fault...When I hadn't said anything to him before he fucking went sideways and decided that I was the antichrist.

And also the part where that shitweasel twid took me to task for doing all the things I NEVER FUCKING DID, for motives I NEVER FUCKING HAD.

HAD to be your fault though; you're Roger.

Yeah, and that shit has fucking gotten really old.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 15, 2013, 02:59:57 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 02:46:39 AM
Charley was a crazy old man stranded in New Mexico with a dead dick and Eartha flattering his ass.
Coyote, what's YOUR excuse?

Jesus. You know, I am still really mad at Charley for just dropping me.like that. But that's some pretty hard shit.

I guess I shoved my foot into my own asshole.

For that I am sorry. Roger, you know I trust you and got your back.

It has been a long day, and this is open bar. I didnt realize we were at MAXIMUM WARP.

I guess I was just confused and concerned. This shit right here,.talking shit about Charleys medical problems, that has signed me right the fuck out.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:01:25 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 02:59:57 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 02:46:39 AM
Charley was a crazy old man stranded in New Mexico with a dead dick and Eartha flattering his ass.
Coyote, what's YOUR excuse?

Jesus. You know, I am still really mad at Charley for just dropping me.like that. But that's some pretty hard shit.

I guess I shoved my foot into my own asshole.

For that I am sorry. Roger, you know I trust you and got your back.

It has been a long day, and this is open bar. I didnt realize we were at MAXIMUM WARP.

I guess I was just confused and concerned. This shit right here,.talking shit about Charleys medical problems, that has signed me right the fuck out.

S'ok.

And Charley's problems weren't medical.  That shit started long before his decline in health.  It was at the time that you were going to visit him, IIRC.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 15, 2013, 03:03:31 AM
Yeah, Charley had problems. But calling him out for a broken sexual organ because of a terrible surgery is sort of, you know, FUCKED.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 15, 2013, 03:07:46 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:03:31 AM
Yeah, Charley had problems. But calling him out for a broken sexual organ because of a terrible surgery is sort of, you know, FUCKED.

Citing that as a possible contributing factor to him totally losing his shit is "calling him out for a broken sexual organ because of a terrible surgery"?

Looks like we've got another one.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 15, 2013, 03:11:21 AM
 :lulz:

Let me tell you why I thought.the Coyote had gone:

He has not made a big claim as to why things arent so. I would figure a reasonable Mensch (as I have in the past considered Coyote) would tell his Disco Bros what was up,.from his side.

That he has not done this enough to make a whole thread boggles my mind.

That goes for all.of you.out there, too butthurt to air your butthurt. Why?

C'mon, we are all here, let us chat.

Why stop and just passively shit?

Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 03:07:46 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:03:31 AM
Yeah, Charley had problems. But calling him out for a broken sexual organ because of a terrible surgery is sort of, you know, FUCKED.

Citing that as a possible contributing factor to him totally losing his shit is "calling him out for a broken sexual organ because of a terrible surgery"?

Looks like we've got another one.

:lulz:

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe I could undergo some shitty procedure you could talk shit about when I am gone.

Do me a favor and dont talk to me.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 15, 2013, 03:16:41 AM
No reason to, since you're just going to twist everything to your own batshit little agenda.
Buh-bye, fuckface.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:18:46 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:03:31 AM
Yeah, Charley had problems. But calling him out for a broken sexual organ because of a terrible surgery is sort of, you know, FUCKED.

After what he did to Stella, Nigel, and myself, I really can't get worked up about it.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 15, 2013, 03:20:19 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 03:16:41 AM
No reason to, since you're just going to twist everything to your own batshit little agenda.
Buh-bye, fuckface.

And yet, you persist.

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:18:46 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:03:31 AM
Yeah, Charley had problems. But calling him out for a broken sexual organ because of a terrible surgery is sort of, you know, FUCKED.

After what he did to Stella, Nigel, and myself, I really can't get worked up about it.

Ok.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:20:54 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:11:21 AM
:lulz:

Let me tell you why I thought.the Coyote had gone:

He has not made a big claim as to why things arent so. I would figure a reasonable Mensch (as I have in the past considered Coyote) would tell his Disco Bros what was up,.from his side.


The thread where it happened is all that he really ever said at the time.  Then he came back and vented about how I was born bad, etc, etc.

He's had all the time in the world to make his case.  What he actually said was "I always felt Roger was a shitty person", or something very much like it.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 15, 2013, 03:22:28 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:20:54 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:11:21 AM
:lulz:

Let me tell you why I thought.the Coyote had gone:

He has not made a big claim as to why things arent so. I would figure a reasonable Mensch (as I have in the past considered Coyote) would tell his Disco Bros what was up,.from his side.


The thread where it happened is all that he really ever said at the time.  Then he came back and vented about how I was born bad, etc, etc.

He's had all the time in the world to make his case.  What he actually said was "I always felt Roger was a shitty person", or something very much like it.

Well that is shitty.

Coyote, if that is how you feel, you are dumb.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 15, 2013, 03:32:13 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:20:19 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 03:16:41 AM
No reason to, since you're just going to twist everything to your own batshit little agenda.
Buh-bye, fuckface.

And yet, you persist.

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:18:46 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:03:31 AM
Yeah, Charley had problems. But calling him out for a broken sexual organ because of a terrible surgery is sort of, you know, FUCKED.

After what he did to Stella, Nigel, and myself, I really can't get worked up about it.

Ok.

No, not ok. You dont feel that way, that is fine, I dont hold it against you.

No matter how badly I hate someone I stop short of making fun of their disabilties. Or use it as ammunition.

Because it is both cruel and pathetic.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 15, 2013, 03:33:37 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:32:13 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:20:19 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 03:16:41 AM
No reason to, since you're just going to twist everything to your own batshit little agenda.
Buh-bye, fuckface.

And yet, you persist.

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:18:46 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:03:31 AM
Yeah, Charley had problems. But calling him out for a broken sexual organ because of a terrible surgery is sort of, you know, FUCKED.

After what he did to Stella, Nigel, and myself, I really can't get worked up about it.

Ok.

No, not ok. You dont feel that way, that is fine, I dont hold it against you.

No matter how badly I hate someone I stop short of making fun of their disabilties. Or use it as ammunition.

Because it is both cruel and pathetic.

And yet you persist.
Lying sack of shit.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:34:56 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:32:13 AM


No, not ok. You dont feel that way, that is fine, I dont hold it against you.

No matter how badly I hate someone I stop short of making fun of their disabilties. Or use it as ammunition.

Because it is both cruel and pathetic.

Yeah, well, Charley felt that it was funny, at EB&G, to bring up the cardiac issues I had.  Something about "the natural result of my behavior".

So not too worried about it.  Besides, as far as I'm concerned, the nasty old piece of shit stopped existing quite some time ago.  I just regret wasting a great story idea on him.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:36:43 AM
Well, I can't express how glad I am that Twid decided to do a little preaching in the interest of attention-whoring peacemaking.

It has worked out so well.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 15, 2013, 03:37:37 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:36:43 AM
Well, I can't express how glad I am that Twid decided to do a little preaching in the interest of attention-whoring peacemaking.

It has worked out so well.

:lulz:

GOD BLESS US EVERYONE!  :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 15, 2013, 03:38:08 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 03:33:37 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:32:13 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:20:19 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 03:16:41 AM
No reason to, since you're just going to twist everything to your own batshit little agenda.
Buh-bye, fuckface.

And yet, you persist.

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:18:46 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:03:31 AM
Yeah, Charley had problems. But calling him out for a broken sexual organ because of a terrible surgery is sort of, you know, FUCKED.

After what he did to Stella, Nigel, and myself, I really can't get worked up about it.

Ok.

No, not ok. You dont feel that way, that is fine, I dont hold it against you.

No matter how badly I hate someone I stop short of making fun of their disabilties. Or use it as ammunition.

Because it is both cruel and pathetic.

And yet you persist.
Lying sack of shit.

When I am talking to you I promise I will make that fact very very clear.

You said you had no reason totalk to me.
Given that...
Who is the liar?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 15, 2013, 03:41:41 AM
Listen, Stella, I get. You dont like me.

That is just dandy with me. If you would prefer I avoid you I can do that.

But please quit talking to me, I can.promise I will do the same for you.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 03:44:06 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:34:32 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 02:33:53 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:31:53 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 02:31:01 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:18:47 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 01:26:45 AM

Who is "you all"? Is Roger plural now, somehow?

You can like your friend all you want. But he made his feelings toward me clear, and I don't hate him but I don't trust him or want anything further to do with him.

Roger is a cartoon bad guy.  Roger has no emotions at all except evil glee.  Roger is at fault.

Or ROGERANDNIGEL. Or whatever the fuck.

Nobody's "maligning him (Coyote) because of stupid atheist bullshit".

Yeah, well, why examine what actually happened, when you can just make shit up?

Thread is still there. Twid, you might want to read it again.

Now, why would he bother doing that?

Indeed, why would I?

I would have anyway if it was pointed out that I was wrong.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 15, 2013, 03:44:44 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:38:08 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 03:33:37 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:32:13 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:20:19 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 03:16:41 AM
No reason to, since you're just going to twist everything to your own batshit little agenda.
Buh-bye, fuckface.

And yet, you persist.

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:18:46 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:03:31 AM
Yeah, Charley had problems. But calling him out for a broken sexual organ because of a terrible surgery is sort of, you know, FUCKED.

After what he did to Stella, Nigel, and myself, I really can't get worked up about it.

Ok.

No, not ok. You dont feel that way, that is fine, I dont hold it against you.

No matter how badly I hate someone I stop short of making fun of their disabilties. Or use it as ammunition.

Because it is both cruel and pathetic.

And yet you persist.
Lying sack of shit.

When I am talking to you I promise I will make that fact very very clear.

You said you had no reason totalk to me.
Given that...
Who is the liar?

That deal was made before your last post.

You made the decision to carry on like a little bitch: "Nuh-uh! You!"

See how you are? Idiot.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 15, 2013, 03:47:05 AM
Well yes, I am an idiot. You are right,

I an so sorry.

Now, please leave me alone and I will do the same?

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 15, 2013, 03:47:31 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:41:41 AM
Listen, Stella, I get. You dont like me.

That is just dandy with me. If you would prefer I avoid you I can do that.

But please quit talking to me, I can.promise I will do the same for you.

I was perfectly OK with you until you took it upon yourself to twist something I said into something else entirely.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 15, 2013, 03:48:12 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 03:47:31 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:41:41 AM
Listen, Stella, I get. You dont like me.

That is just dandy with me. If you would prefer I avoid you I can do that.

But please quit talking to me, I can.promise I will do the same for you.

I was perfectly OK with you until you took it upon yourself to twist something I said into something else entirely.

So that is a no?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 03:49:19 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:03:31 AM
Yeah, Charley had problems. But calling him out for a broken sexual organ because of a terrible surgery is sort of, you know, FUCKED.

I actually read it more as an excuse for why he was packing around so much anger. Shitty circumstances outside of his control etc.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:50:09 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 03:44:06 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:34:32 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 02:33:53 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:31:53 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 02:31:01 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:18:47 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 01:26:45 AM

Who is "you all"? Is Roger plural now, somehow?

You can like your friend all you want. But he made his feelings toward me clear, and I don't hate him but I don't trust him or want anything further to do with him.

Roger is a cartoon bad guy.  Roger has no emotions at all except evil glee.  Roger is at fault.

Or ROGERANDNIGEL. Or whatever the fuck.

Nobody's "maligning him (Coyote) because of stupid atheist bullshit".

Yeah, well, why examine what actually happened, when you can just make shit up?

Thread is still there. Twid, you might want to read it again.

Now, why would he bother doing that?

Indeed, why would I?

I would have anyway if it was pointed out that I was wrong.

:kingmeh:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 03:52:13 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:20:54 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:11:21 AM
:lulz:

Let me tell you why I thought.the Coyote had gone:

He has not made a big claim as to why things arent so. I would figure a reasonable Mensch (as I have in the past considered Coyote) would tell his Disco Bros what was up,.from his side.


The thread where it happened is all that he really ever said at the time.  Then he came back and vented about how I was born bad, etc, etc.

He's had all the time in the world to make his case.  What he actually said was "I always felt Roger was a shitty person", or something very much like it.

I think there was also something about how I'm a giant piece of shit.

I assume he has some issues he is dealing with. I also don't really care. If someone's issues make them think I'm a giant piece of shit, clearly they aren't someone I should have in my life.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:52:55 AM
Coyote doesn't deserve bad things from me, simply for suddenly and without warning deciding that I am a shitbag.

Apparently, I deserve what he did.

Or so I am fucking told.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:53:33 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 03:52:13 AM

I think there was also something about how I'm a giant piece of shit.

I assume he has some issues he is dealing with. I also don't really care. If someone's issues make them think I'm a giant piece of shit, clearly they aren't someone I should have in my life.

Well, see, that's where you're being unreasonable.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 03:53:59 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:32:13 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:20:19 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 03:16:41 AM
No reason to, since you're just going to twist everything to your own batshit little agenda.
Buh-bye, fuckface.

And yet, you persist.

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:18:46 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:03:31 AM
Yeah, Charley had problems. But calling him out for a broken sexual organ because of a terrible surgery is sort of, you know, FUCKED.

After what he did to Stella, Nigel, and myself, I really can't get worked up about it.

Ok.

No, not ok. You dont feel that way, that is fine, I dont hold it against you.

No matter how badly I hate someone I stop short of making fun of their disabilties. Or use it as ammunition.

Because it is both cruel and pathetic.

Charley is cruel and pathetic. He said some really, really low things.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 03:56:41 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:52:55 AM
Coyote doesn't deserve bad things from me, simply for suddenly and without warning deciding that I am a shitbag.

Apparently, I deserve what he did.

Or so I am fucking told.

If a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody there to hear it, is it still Roger's fault?

Yes. Yes, of course it is.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 03:57:19 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:48:12 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 03:47:31 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:41:41 AM
Listen, Stella, I get. You dont like me.

That is just dandy with me. If you would prefer I avoid you I can do that.

But please quit talking to me, I can.promise I will do the same for you.

I was perfectly OK with you until you took it upon yourself to twist something I said into something else entirely.

So that is a no?

Just a heads-up; you are embarrassing yourself.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 15, 2013, 03:58:06 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:53:33 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 03:52:13 AM

I think there was also something about how I'm a giant piece of shit.

I assume he has some issues he is dealing with. I also don't really care. If someone's issues make them think I'm a giant piece of shit, clearly they aren't someone I should have in my life.

Well, see, that's where you're being unreasonable.   :lulz:

And UPPITY.  :lulz:

Seriously, though, what Coyote did reminds me of people who kick the cat because they had a shitty day at work. Which is pretty chickenshit, when you think about it. PTSD or no, he's got enough smarts to see that. But he did it anyway.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 03:58:32 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 03:44:06 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:34:32 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 02:33:53 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:31:53 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 02:31:01 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:18:47 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 01:26:45 AM

Who is "you all"? Is Roger plural now, somehow?

You can like your friend all you want. But he made his feelings toward me clear, and I don't hate him but I don't trust him or want anything further to do with him.

Roger is a cartoon bad guy.  Roger has no emotions at all except evil glee.  Roger is at fault.

Or ROGERANDNIGEL. Or whatever the fuck.

Nobody's "maligning him (Coyote) because of stupid atheist bullshit".

Yeah, well, why examine what actually happened, when you can just make shit up?

Thread is still there. Twid, you might want to read it again.

Now, why would he bother doing that?

Indeed, why would I?

I would have anyway if it was pointed out that I was wrong.

Pretty sure that's been done.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 15, 2013, 04:02:11 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 03:57:19 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:48:12 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 03:47:31 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:41:41 AM
Listen, Stella, I get. You dont like me.

That is just dandy with me. If you would prefer I avoid you I can do that.

But please quit talking to me, I can.promise I will do the same for you.

I was perfectly OK with you until you took it upon yourself to twist something I said into something else entirely.

So that is a no?

Just a heads-up; you are embarrassing yourself.

Because I dont want stella to talk to me? I can live with that. That is a pretty broad statement. Are you.embarassed for me? Are all of you embrassed for me?

As for the rest, fine, I wont argue with you guys about this. It is a difference of opinion I can also live with.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:02:32 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 03:56:41 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:52:55 AM
Coyote doesn't deserve bad things from me, simply for suddenly and without warning deciding that I am a shitbag.

Apparently, I deserve what he did.

Or so I am fucking told.

If a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody there to hear it, is it still Roger's fault?

Yes. Yes, of course it is.

Twid has said that to be a friend to Coyote, he had to do what he did.

Which apparently includes offering a diagnosis on the current state of my PTSD (back a few pages), and the insistence that because we were both soldiers, we should hold hands and take long walks together on the beach, holding hands and stomping on piss crabs.;

Fact is, I left the military in 1996.  I wish I had never joined in the first place.  I feel no kinship with anyone strictly on the basis of their service, prior or present...Certainly not when they go bugshit and declare that I (and you, for that matter) are the cause of all ills.

So Twid got to be a friend to Coyote, at my expense.  I hope that works out well for him.  I think that instead, Coyote will eventually do the same to Twid as he did to me, like the rabid fucking nutbag he is, but I hope that this isn't the case.  I hope that they stay friends for a long time.

As far as I'm concerned, though, I have been pitched under enough buses.  Twid can fuck off and find some other cause to pontificate about.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 15, 2013, 04:03:32 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 03:56:41 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:52:55 AM
Coyote doesn't deserve bad things from me, simply for suddenly and without warning deciding that I am a shitbag.

Apparently, I deserve what he did.

Or so I am fucking told.

If a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody there to hear it, is it still Roger's fault?

Yes. Yes, of course it is.

He's got the PMs to prove it.  :weary:





Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:07:09 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 03:58:32 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 03:44:06 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:34:32 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 02:33:53 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:31:53 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 02:31:01 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:18:47 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 01:26:45 AM

Who is "you all"? Is Roger plural now, somehow?

You can like your friend all you want. But he made his feelings toward me clear, and I don't hate him but I don't trust him or want anything further to do with him.

Roger is a cartoon bad guy.  Roger has no emotions at all except evil glee.  Roger is at fault.

Or ROGERANDNIGEL. Or whatever the fuck.

Nobody's "maligning him (Coyote) because of stupid atheist bullshit".

Yeah, well, why examine what actually happened, when you can just make shit up?

Thread is still there. Twid, you might want to read it again.

Now, why would he bother doing that?

Indeed, why would I?

I would have anyway if it was pointed out that I was wrong.

Pretty sure that's been done.

Well, after reading two pages about how HORRIBLE I am, I wasn't exactly in the fucking mood to politely clear my throat and mildly suggest that he do what he should have done in the first fucking place.

:lol:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 04:13:10 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:02:32 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 03:56:41 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:52:55 AM
Coyote doesn't deserve bad things from me, simply for suddenly and without warning deciding that I am a shitbag.

Apparently, I deserve what he did.

Or so I am fucking told.

If a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody there to hear it, is it still Roger's fault?

Yes. Yes, of course it is.

Twid has said that to be a friend to Coyote, he had to do what he did.

Which apparently includes offering a diagnosis on the current state of my PTSD (back a few pages), and the insistence that because we were both soldiers, we should hold hands and take long walks together on the beach, holding hands and stomping on piss crabs.;

Fact is, I left the military in 1996.  I wish I had never joined in the first place.  I feel no kinship with anyone strictly on the basis of their service, prior or present...Certainly not when they go bugshit and declare that I (and you, for that matter) are the cause of all ills.

So Twid got to be a friend to Coyote, at my expense.  I hope that works out well for him.  I think that instead, Coyote will eventually do the same to Twid as he did to me, like the rabid fucking nutbag he is, but I hope that this isn't the case.  I hope that they stay friends for a long time.

As far as I'm concerned, though, I have been pitched under enough buses.  Twid can fuck off and find some other cause to pontificate about.

Hang on there.

I weighed in on whether you had PTSD or not based on some things that you said recently, and I went on to think that perhaps that because of that you can understand Coyote flipping out. And I'm going to revisit the things that he said about you and reassess. Because I'm also still your friend, even though you seem to be willing to terminate that friendship.

As far as me throwing you under the bus, you may also recall a few pages back that I directly said I can't get onboard with Coyote's animosity toward you. That apparently makes me an attention-whoring shitweasel. Well, the fact that you feel so strongly about that makes me think that I should go back and see what there is to see. Maybe I missed something. Maybe I didn't. I'll have to make that determination over the next few days.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 04:13:57 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:07:09 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 03:58:32 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 03:44:06 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:34:32 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 02:33:53 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:31:53 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 02:31:01 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 02:18:47 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 01:26:45 AM

Who is "you all"? Is Roger plural now, somehow?

You can like your friend all you want. But he made his feelings toward me clear, and I don't hate him but I don't trust him or want anything further to do with him.

Roger is a cartoon bad guy.  Roger has no emotions at all except evil glee.  Roger is at fault.

Or ROGERANDNIGEL. Or whatever the fuck.

Nobody's "maligning him (Coyote) because of stupid atheist bullshit".

Yeah, well, why examine what actually happened, when you can just make shit up?

Thread is still there. Twid, you might want to read it again.

Now, why would he bother doing that?

Indeed, why would I?

I would have anyway if it was pointed out that I was wrong.

Pretty sure that's been done.

Well, after reading two pages about how HORRIBLE I am, I wasn't exactly in the fucking mood to politely clear my throat and mildly suggest that he do what he should have done in the first fucking place.

:lol:

You know, maybe I should have, but not once have I said you were a horrible person.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:14:35 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 04:13:10 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:02:32 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 03:56:41 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:52:55 AM
Coyote doesn't deserve bad things from me, simply for suddenly and without warning deciding that I am a shitbag.

Apparently, I deserve what he did.

Or so I am fucking told.

If a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody there to hear it, is it still Roger's fault?

Yes. Yes, of course it is.

Twid has said that to be a friend to Coyote, he had to do what he did.

Which apparently includes offering a diagnosis on the current state of my PTSD (back a few pages), and the insistence that because we were both soldiers, we should hold hands and take long walks together on the beach, holding hands and stomping on piss crabs.;

Fact is, I left the military in 1996.  I wish I had never joined in the first place.  I feel no kinship with anyone strictly on the basis of their service, prior or present...Certainly not when they go bugshit and declare that I (and you, for that matter) are the cause of all ills.

So Twid got to be a friend to Coyote, at my expense.  I hope that works out well for him.  I think that instead, Coyote will eventually do the same to Twid as he did to me, like the rabid fucking nutbag he is, but I hope that this isn't the case.  I hope that they stay friends for a long time.

As far as I'm concerned, though, I have been pitched under enough buses.  Twid can fuck off and find some other cause to pontificate about.

Hang on there.

I weighed in on whether you had PTSD or not based on some things that you said recently, and I went on to think that perhaps that because of that you can understand Coyote flipping out. And I'm going to revisit the things that he said about you and reassess. Because I'm also still your friend, even though you seem to be willing to terminate that friendship.

As far as me throwing you under the bus, you may also recall a few pages back that I directly said I can't get onboard with Coyote's animosity toward you. That apparently makes me an attention-whoring shitweasel. Well, the fact that you feel so strongly about that makes me think that I should go back and see what there is to see. Maybe I missed something. Maybe I didn't. I'll have to make that determination over the next few days.

Whatever.  Report your findings to the relevant department.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 04:21:49 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:14:35 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 04:13:10 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:02:32 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 03:56:41 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:52:55 AM
Coyote doesn't deserve bad things from me, simply for suddenly and without warning deciding that I am a shitbag.

Apparently, I deserve what he did.

Or so I am fucking told.

If a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody there to hear it, is it still Roger's fault?

Yes. Yes, of course it is.

Twid has said that to be a friend to Coyote, he had to do what he did.

Which apparently includes offering a diagnosis on the current state of my PTSD (back a few pages), and the insistence that because we were both soldiers, we should hold hands and take long walks together on the beach, holding hands and stomping on piss crabs.;

Fact is, I left the military in 1996.  I wish I had never joined in the first place.  I feel no kinship with anyone strictly on the basis of their service, prior or present...Certainly not when they go bugshit and declare that I (and you, for that matter) are the cause of all ills.

So Twid got to be a friend to Coyote, at my expense.  I hope that works out well for him.  I think that instead, Coyote will eventually do the same to Twid as he did to me, like the rabid fucking nutbag he is, but I hope that this isn't the case.  I hope that they stay friends for a long time.

As far as I'm concerned, though, I have been pitched under enough buses.  Twid can fuck off and find some other cause to pontificate about.

Hang on there.

I weighed in on whether you had PTSD or not based on some things that you said recently, and I went on to think that perhaps that because of that you can understand Coyote flipping out. And I'm going to revisit the things that he said about you and reassess. Because I'm also still your friend, even though you seem to be willing to terminate that friendship.

As far as me throwing you under the bus, you may also recall a few pages back that I directly said I can't get onboard with Coyote's animosity toward you. That apparently makes me an attention-whoring shitweasel. Well, the fact that you feel so strongly about that makes me think that I should go back and see what there is to see. Maybe I missed something. Maybe I didn't. I'll have to make that determination over the next few days.

Whatever.  Report your findings to the relevant department.

The department in question is you, since it's our friendship on the line here.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:26:24 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 04:21:49 AM

The department in question is you, since it's our friendship on the line here.

The Department of Roger Department is known for its inefficiency and apathy.  Reports are routinely circular-filed or rerouted to hapless bureaucrats in other departments who complain bitterly about being saddled with the DoRD's workload, but the department head is too busy making people "REALLY PISSED OFF" by not docilely taking shit off of a crazy person to respond to the complaints of these other departments.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:28:19 AM
In short, when you have judged my behavior and my own, and decided whether or not I had grounds to be offended or not, I don't want to fucking hear about it.

You publicly lectured me for daring to not take shit off a lunatic.  I don't see why I should fucking care what your final determination is.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 04:29:52 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:28:19 AM
In short, when you have judged my behavior and my own, and decided whether or not I had grounds to be offended or not, I don't want to fucking hear about it.

You publicly lectured me for daring to not take shit off a lunatic.  I don't see why I should fucking care what your final determination is.

Even if I determine that I was wrong and you were right?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 04:30:31 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 04:02:11 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 03:57:19 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:48:12 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 03:47:31 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:41:41 AM
Listen, Stella, I get. You dont like me.

That is just dandy with me. If you would prefer I avoid you I can do that.

But please quit talking to me, I can.promise I will do the same for you.

I was perfectly OK with you until you took it upon yourself to twist something I said into something else entirely.

So that is a no?

Just a heads-up; you are embarrassing yourself.

Because I dont want stella to talk to me? I can live with that. That is a pretty broad statement. Are you.embarassed for me? Are all of you embrassed for me?

As for the rest, fine, I wont argue with you guys about this. It is a difference of opinion I can also live with.

You are behaving very childishly regarding Stella and her comment about Charley's hardships. It's completely plain that you took it very differently than she intended it, but you are digging your heels in AND engaging in a "you shut up first" pissing match, which really doesn't reflect well on either of you. But you are specifically in the wrong regarding her comment, and are insisting that she meant what YOU think she meant, and ignoring not only her clarification but also everyone else who has said that wasn't how they read it.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 04:32:26 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 04:02:11 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 03:57:19 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:48:12 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 03:47:31 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:41:41 AM
Listen, Stella, I get. You dont like me.

That is just dandy with me. If you would prefer I avoid you I can do that.

But please quit talking to me, I can.promise I will do the same for you.

I was perfectly OK with you until you took it upon yourself to twist something I said into something else entirely.

So that is a no?

Just a heads-up; you are embarrassing yourself.

Because I dont want stella to talk to me? I can live with that. That is a pretty broad statement. Are you.embarassed for me? Are all of you embrassed for me?

As for the rest, fine, I wont argue with you guys about this. It is a difference of opinion I can also live with.

And I'd like to also say that you don't GET a difference of opinion regarding how I feel about Coyote calling me a piece of shit, or whatever vile things it was that he said about me in that thread. You simply don't. It's not your place and it's not Twid's place to tell me or anyone else how we are to feel about another person.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:32:32 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 04:29:52 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:28:19 AM
In short, when you have judged my behavior and my own, and decided whether or not I had grounds to be offended or not, I don't want to fucking hear about it.

You publicly lectured me for daring to not take shit off a lunatic.  I don't see why I should fucking care what your final determination is.

Even if I determine that I was wrong and you were right?

You know, when you open your gob and say something that clearly sends someone off the fucking deep end, archly saying "you'll look into it" is not exactly the most productive thing you can say, even if that's what you actually intend to do.

This has been a public service announcement from The Department of Roger Department.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 04:33:25 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 04:32:26 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 04:02:11 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 03:57:19 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:48:12 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 03:47:31 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:41:41 AM
Listen, Stella, I get. You dont like me.

That is just dandy with me. If you would prefer I avoid you I can do that.

But please quit talking to me, I can.promise I will do the same for you.

I was perfectly OK with you until you took it upon yourself to twist something I said into something else entirely.

So that is a no?

Just a heads-up; you are embarrassing yourself.

Because I dont want stella to talk to me? I can live with that. That is a pretty broad statement. Are you.embarassed for me? Are all of you embrassed for me?

As for the rest, fine, I wont argue with you guys about this. It is a difference of opinion I can also live with.

And I'd like to also say that you don't GET a difference of opinion regarding how I feel about Coyote calling me a piece of shit, or whatever vile things it was that he said about me in that thread. You simply don't. It's not your place and it's not Twid's place to tell me or anyone else how we are to feel about another person.

That's a fair point.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 04:35:46 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:32:32 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 04:29:52 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:28:19 AM
In short, when you have judged my behavior and my own, and decided whether or not I had grounds to be offended or not, I don't want to fucking hear about it.

You publicly lectured me for daring to not take shit off a lunatic.  I don't see why I should fucking care what your final determination is.

Even if I determine that I was wrong and you were right?

You know, when you open your gob and say something that clearly sends someone off the fucking deep end, archly saying "you'll look into it" is not exactly the most productive thing you can say, even if that's what you actually intend to do.

This has been a public service announcement from The Department of Roger Department.

Also a fair point.

I apologize. I still don't like what went down with Coyote. But if you feel that strongly, I should, in fact, understand why more before I comment on it.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:35:54 AM
Well, The Department of Roger Department is closing up for the day.

Off to bed, to dream up further ways to be vile & unreasonable.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 15, 2013, 04:36:02 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 04:32:26 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 04:02:11 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 03:57:19 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:48:12 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 03:47:31 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:41:41 AM
Listen, Stella, I get. You dont like me.

That is just dandy with me. If you would prefer I avoid you I can do that.

But please quit talking to me, I can.promise I will do the same for you.

I was perfectly OK with you until you took it upon yourself to twist something I said into something else entirely.

So that is a no?

Just a heads-up; you are embarrassing yourself.

Because I dont want stella to talk to me? I can live with that. That is a pretty broad statement. Are you.embarassed for me? Are all of you embrassed for me?

As for the rest, fine, I wont argue with you guys about this. It is a difference of opinion I can also live with.

And I'd like to also say that you don't GET a difference of opinion regarding how I feel about Coyote calling me a piece of shit, or whatever vile things it was that he said about me in that thread. You simply don't. It's not your place and it's not Twid's place to tell me or anyone else how we are to feel about another person.

You are absolutely correct here, I agree. I never intended to say otherwise, and I apologize.

I dont think I.said that, but its been a hazy evening.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:36:59 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 04:35:46 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:32:32 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 04:29:52 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:28:19 AM
In short, when you have judged my behavior and my own, and decided whether or not I had grounds to be offended or not, I don't want to fucking hear about it.

You publicly lectured me for daring to not take shit off a lunatic.  I don't see why I should fucking care what your final determination is.

Even if I determine that I was wrong and you were right?

You know, when you open your gob and say something that clearly sends someone off the fucking deep end, archly saying "you'll look into it" is not exactly the most productive thing you can say, even if that's what you actually intend to do.

This has been a public service announcement from The Department of Roger Department.

Also a fair point.

I apologize. I still don't like what went down with Coyote. But if you feel that strongly, I should, in fact, understand why more before I comment on it.

That might have been a good idea in the first place.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 15, 2013, 04:38:06 AM
As for me and whomever I dont want to talk to here at he good ole pd, that is your opinion, Nigel, but it is my childish business.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 04:38:12 AM
Twid, I'll give you a piece of advice that might be handy in the future. Don't publicly put yourself in between two people who have had a falling-out, especially if you're friends with both of them. Trying to make peace between two people who have their own reasons for feeling animosity toward each other is one of the most condescending and invalidating things you can do; it doesn't make you look like a peacemaker, it makes you look like a self-absorbed prick who has to make everything about themselves, and it's a great way to lose friends.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 04:38:46 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 04:38:06 AM
As for me and whomever I dont want to talk to here at he good ole pd, that is your opinion, Nigel, but it is my childish business.

There's an ignore feature.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 15, 2013, 04:39:48 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:36:59 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 04:35:46 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:32:32 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 04:29:52 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:28:19 AM
In short, when you have judged my behavior and my own, and decided whether or not I had grounds to be offended or not, I don't want to fucking hear about it.

You publicly lectured me for daring to not take shit off a lunatic.  I don't see why I should fucking care what your final determination is.

Even if I determine that I was wrong and you were right?

You know, when you open your gob and say something that clearly sends someone off the fucking deep end, archly saying "you'll look into it" is not exactly the most productive thing you can say, even if that's what you actually intend to do.

This has been a public service announcement from The Department of Roger Department.

Also a fair point.

I apologize. I still don't like what went down with Coyote. But if you feel that strongly, I should, in fact, understand why more before I comment on it.

That might have been a good idea in the first place.

My first impression reading all that was "Fuck. Twid's sloshed."

Which doesn't really excuse it - Twid, do you really want to be THAT particular drunk?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 04:41:16 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 04:38:12 AM
Twid, I'll give you a piece of advice that might be handy in the future. Don't publicly put yourself in between two people who have had a falling-out, especially if you're friends with both of them. Trying to make peace between two people who have their own reasons for feeling animosity toward each other is one of the most condescending and invalidating things you can do; it doesn't make you look like a peacemaker, it makes you look like a self-absorbed prick who has to make everything about themselves, and it's a great way to lose friends.

Ok. I accept that.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 15, 2013, 04:41:58 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 04:36:02 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 04:32:26 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 04:02:11 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 03:57:19 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:48:12 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 03:47:31 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:41:41 AM
Listen, Stella, I get. You dont like me.

That is just dandy with me. If you would prefer I avoid you I can do that.

But please quit talking to me, I can.promise I will do the same for you.

I was perfectly OK with you until you took it upon yourself to twist something I said into something else entirely.

So that is a no?

Just a heads-up; you are embarrassing yourself.

Because I dont want stella to talk to me? I can live with that. That is a pretty broad statement. Are you.embarassed for me? Are all of you embrassed for me?

As for the rest, fine, I wont argue with you guys about this. It is a difference of opinion I can also live with.

And I'd like to also say that you don't GET a difference of opinion regarding how I feel about Coyote calling me a piece of shit, or whatever vile things it was that he said about me in that thread. You simply don't. It's not your place and it's not Twid's place to tell me or anyone else how we are to feel about another person.

You are absolutely correct here, I agree. I never intended to say otherwise, and I apologize.

I dont think I.said that, but its been a hazy evening.

Eta: my difference of opinion has to do with Charley and this thread, not Coyote.



Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 04:38:46 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 04:38:06 AM
As for me and whomever I dont want to talk to here at he good ole pd, that is your opinion, Nigel, but it is my childish business.

There's an ignore feature.

Yeah, dont I know it.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 04:45:23 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 04:41:16 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 04:38:12 AM
Twid, I'll give you a piece of advice that might be handy in the future. Don't publicly put yourself in between two people who have had a falling-out, especially if you're friends with both of them. Trying to make peace between two people who have their own reasons for feeling animosity toward each other is one of the most condescending and invalidating things you can do; it doesn't make you look like a peacemaker, it makes you look like a self-absorbed prick who has to make everything about themselves, and it's a great way to lose friends.

Ok. I accept that.

So that said, Roger, where do we stand? I've already said to you elsewhere that I am unwilling to sacrifice our friendship.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:46:43 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 04:45:23 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 04:41:16 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 04:38:12 AM
Twid, I'll give you a piece of advice that might be handy in the future. Don't publicly put yourself in between two people who have had a falling-out, especially if you're friends with both of them. Trying to make peace between two people who have their own reasons for feeling animosity toward each other is one of the most condescending and invalidating things you can do; it doesn't make you look like a peacemaker, it makes you look like a self-absorbed prick who has to make everything about themselves, and it's a great way to lose friends.

Ok. I accept that.

So that said, Roger, where do we stand? I've already said to you elsewhere that I am unwilling to sacrifice our friendship.

It would not be wise for me to answer this tonight.  I am far, far too angry.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 04:49:21 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 04:41:58 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 04:36:02 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 04:32:26 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 04:02:11 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 03:57:19 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:48:12 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 03:47:31 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:41:41 AM
Listen, Stella, I get. You dont like me.

That is just dandy with me. If you would prefer I avoid you I can do that.

But please quit talking to me, I can.promise I will do the same for you.

I was perfectly OK with you until you took it upon yourself to twist something I said into something else entirely.

So that is a no?

Just a heads-up; you are embarrassing yourself.

Because I dont want stella to talk to me? I can live with that. That is a pretty broad statement. Are you.embarassed for me? Are all of you embrassed for me?

As for the rest, fine, I wont argue with you guys about this. It is a difference of opinion I can also live with.

And I'd like to also say that you don't GET a difference of opinion regarding how I feel about Coyote calling me a piece of shit, or whatever vile things it was that he said about me in that thread. You simply don't. It's not your place and it's not Twid's place to tell me or anyone else how we are to feel about another person.

You are absolutely correct here, I agree. I never intended to say otherwise, and I apologize.

I dont think I.said that, but its been a hazy evening.

Eta: my difference of opinion has to do with Charley and this thread, not Coyote.



Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 04:38:46 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 04:38:06 AM
As for me and whomever I dont want to talk to here at he good ole pd, that is your opinion, Nigel, but it is my childish business.

There's an ignore feature.

Yeah, dont I know it.

Your "difference of opinion" regarding what Stella said about Charley seems to be... unless I am misreading you completely... that you are insistent that she meant her comment about his medical problems maliciously, when she herself says that she meant it charitably, and two other people, myself included, also say that they read it as being intended charitably. You are, apparently, of a different opinion than Stella herself is about the intention behind her comment.

What I am having a hard time understanding is what makes you feel you have the authority to have a different opinion about her intention, in contradiction of what she says it was.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 04:50:39 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:46:43 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 04:45:23 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 04:41:16 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 04:38:12 AM
Twid, I'll give you a piece of advice that might be handy in the future. Don't publicly put yourself in between two people who have had a falling-out, especially if you're friends with both of them. Trying to make peace between two people who have their own reasons for feeling animosity toward each other is one of the most condescending and invalidating things you can do; it doesn't make you look like a peacemaker, it makes you look like a self-absorbed prick who has to make everything about themselves, and it's a great way to lose friends.

Ok. I accept that.

So that said, Roger, where do we stand? I've already said to you elsewhere that I am unwilling to sacrifice our friendship.

It would not be wise for me to answer this tonight.  I am far, far too angry.

Let's take the weekend? I have finals starting Monday, and the only reason why I'm on here tonight is because you sent me the PM on FB, and I heard the alert that someone had messaged me.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 15, 2013, 04:54:00 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 04:49:21 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 04:41:58 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 04:36:02 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 04:32:26 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 04:02:11 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 03:57:19 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:48:12 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 03:47:31 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 03:41:41 AM
Listen, Stella, I get. You dont like me.

That is just dandy with me. If you would prefer I avoid you I can do that.

But please quit talking to me, I can.promise I will do the same for you.

I was perfectly OK with you until you took it upon yourself to twist something I said into something else entirely.

So that is a no?

Just a heads-up; you are embarrassing yourself.

Because I dont want stella to talk to me? I can live with that. That is a pretty broad statement. Are you.embarassed for me? Are all of you embrassed for me?

As for the rest, fine, I wont argue with you guys about this. It is a difference of opinion I can also live with.

And I'd like to also say that you don't GET a difference of opinion regarding how I feel about Coyote calling me a piece of shit, or whatever vile things it was that he said about me in that thread. You simply don't. It's not your place and it's not Twid's place to tell me or anyone else how we are to feel about another person.

You are absolutely correct here, I agree. I never intended to say otherwise, and I apologize.

I dont think I.said that, but its been a hazy evening.

Eta: my difference of opinion has to do with Charley and this thread, not Coyote.



Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 04:38:46 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 04:38:06 AM
As for me and whomever I dont want to talk to here at he good ole pd, that is your opinion, Nigel, but it is my childish business.

There's an ignore feature.

Yeah, dont I know it.

Your "difference of opinion" regarding what Stella said about Charley seems to be... unless I am misreading you completely... that you are insistent that she meant her comment about his medical problems maliciously, when she herself says that she meant it charitably, and two other people, myself included, also say that they read it as being intended charitably. You are, apparently, of a different opinion than Stella herself is about the intention behind her comment.

What I am having a hard time understanding is what makes you feel you have the authority to have a different opinion about her intention, in contradiction of what she says it was.

What I am having a hard time understanding is why you are so keen to engage in an argument about something that wasnt.discussed fully, so that some kind of peace may hold.

You dont know what I am thinking because I have not said it, and I have not said it because I agreed to not get into a shouting match.

I even said please.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 15, 2013, 04:58:45 AM
Roger, Stella, Nigel:

I am sorry for sticking my face into somewhere it did not belong. I should have said nothing about Coyote and made things worse by doing so.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 05:01:07 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 04:58:45 AM
Roger, Stella, Nigel:

I am sorry for sticking my face into somewhere it did not belong. I should have said nothing about Coyote and made things worse by doing so.

I can only speak for myself and the interaction between you and I, of course, but you and I are cool.

The apology is classy, though (not being sarcastic).
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 05:02:21 AM
I would also like to know where I stand with Nigel and Stella, but the argument seems to have been mostly between Roger and me.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 05:04:16 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 05:01:07 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 04:58:45 AM
Roger, Stella, Nigel:

I am sorry for sticking my face into somewhere it did not belong. I should have said nothing about Coyote and made things worse by doing so.

I can only speak for myself and the interaction between you and I, of course, but you and I are cool.

The apology is classy, though (not being sarcastic).

If I haven't apologized, I do as well.

Twid,
Not actually sure that I did, due to divided attention
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 15, 2013, 05:04:41 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 05:01:07 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 04:58:45 AM
Roger, Stella, Nigel:

I am sorry for sticking my face into somewhere it did not belong. I should have said nothing about Coyote and made things worse by doing so.

I can only speak for myself and the interaction between you and I, of course, but you and I are cool.

The apology is classy, though (not being sarcastic).

It is best to air one's own stupid for what it is.

I did a dumb.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 05:05:51 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 05:04:16 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 05:01:07 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 04:58:45 AM
Roger, Stella, Nigel:

I am sorry for sticking my face into somewhere it did not belong. I should have said nothing about Coyote and made things worse by doing so.

I can only speak for myself and the interaction between you and I, of course, but you and I are cool.

The apology is classy, though (not being sarcastic).

If I haven't apologized, I do as well.

Twid,
Not actually sure that I did, due to divided attention

Thank you.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 05:06:59 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 05:05:51 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 05:04:16 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 05:01:07 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 04:58:45 AM
Roger, Stella, Nigel:

I am sorry for sticking my face into somewhere it did not belong. I should have said nothing about Coyote and made things worse by doing so.

I can only speak for myself and the interaction between you and I, of course, but you and I are cool.

The apology is classy, though (not being sarcastic).

If I haven't apologized, I do as well.

Twid,
Not actually sure that I did, due to divided attention

Thank you.

What Nigel said put it into perspective. It's not my business.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 05:09:08 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 04:58:45 AM
Roger, Stella, Nigel:

I am sorry for sticking my face into somewhere it did not belong. I should have said nothing about Coyote and made things worse by doing so.

Thank you, apology accepted.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 15, 2013, 05:09:49 AM
I'll be cool if you guys want to be cool.
And FWIW, Alty, you're not a little bitch.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 05:11:00 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 05:09:49 AM
I'll be cool if you guys want to be cool.
And FWIW, Alty, you're not a little bitch.

I AM.

DOUR,
Does his little turn on the catwalk.  On the catwalk, yeah.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 05:11:28 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 05:09:49 AM
I'll be cool if you guys want to be cool.
And FWIW, Alty, you're not a little bitch.

Who the hell else am I going to trade Massachusetts jokes with, LMNO?
;)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 05:11:41 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 05:06:59 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 05:05:51 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 05:04:16 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 05:01:07 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 04:58:45 AM
Roger, Stella, Nigel:

I am sorry for sticking my face into somewhere it did not belong. I should have said nothing about Coyote and made things worse by doing so.

I can only speak for myself and the interaction between you and I, of course, but you and I are cool.

The apology is classy, though (not being sarcastic).

If I haven't apologized, I do as well.

Twid,
Not actually sure that I did, due to divided attention

Thank you.

What Nigel said put it into perspective. It's not my business.

We're cool.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 05:12:10 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 05:02:21 AM
I would also like to know where I stand with Nigel and Stella, but the argument seems to have been mostly between Roger and me.

I'm annoyed with the preaching, given the circumstances. Other than that, we're cool.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 05:12:32 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 05:11:00 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 05:09:49 AM
I'll be cool if you guys want to be cool.
And FWIW, Alty, you're not a little bitch.

I AM.

DOUR,
Does his little turn on the catwalk.  On the catwalk, yeah.

Ok, now I actively have to hate you for however long that song goes on for, and then we're cool.

Twid,
TO THE YOUTUBE!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 05:13:08 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 05:12:10 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 05:02:21 AM
I would also like to know where I stand with Nigel and Stella, but the argument seems to have been mostly between Roger and me.

I'm annoyed with the preaching, given the circumstances. Other than that, we're cool.

Granted. Bueno.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 05:14:07 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 05:11:41 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 05:06:59 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 05:05:51 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 05:04:16 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 05:01:07 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 15, 2013, 04:58:45 AM
Roger, Stella, Nigel:

I am sorry for sticking my face into somewhere it did not belong. I should have said nothing about Coyote and made things worse by doing so.

I can only speak for myself and the interaction between you and I, of course, but you and I are cool.

The apology is classy, though (not being sarcastic).

If I haven't apologized, I do as well.

Twid,
Not actually sure that I did, due to divided attention

Thank you.

What Nigel said put it into perspective. It's not my business.

We're cool.

Good. I like you too much to ruin this.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 05:16:57 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 05:12:32 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 05:11:00 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 15, 2013, 05:09:49 AM
I'll be cool if you guys want to be cool.
And FWIW, Alty, you're not a little bitch.

I AM.

DOUR,
Does his little turn on the catwalk.  On the catwalk, yeah.

Ok, now I actively have to hate you for however long that song goes on for, and then we're cool.

Twid,
TO THE YOUTUBE!

Two minutes and fifty-eight seconds.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 15, 2013, 05:38:35 AM
Incidentally, how much of the original shit-stir was done when you were drinking/drunk?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 05:38:52 AM
Now, back to Open Bar business.

I am... in-confident about my finals. I usually am. I have a tendency towards self-doubt. I hope my doubts are unfounded. But I am more doubtful than I usually am.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 15, 2013, 05:39:20 AM
PS -- hope you got your milk and bread!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 05:39:29 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 15, 2013, 05:38:35 AM
Incidentally, how much of the original shit-stir was done when you were drinking/drunk?

Drinking, yes, drunk, not quite there.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 05:41:08 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 15, 2013, 05:39:20 AM
PS -- hope you got your milk and bread!

I bought a crap load of groceries independent of the weather. I actually ate very well today as a result. I did in fact buy milk and bread, and well, a bunch of other things.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 15, 2013, 05:41:26 AM
Though it is content, you might want to hold back on the "post" button when you discuss interpersonal relationships in that scenario.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 05:43:06 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 15, 2013, 05:41:26 AM
Though it is content, you might want to hold back on the "post" button when you discuss interpersonal relationships in that scenario.

Yeah, I know. And I should know based on experience outside of PD.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 15, 2013, 05:47:00 AM
Not saying you should self-censor. Not by any means. Just make sure the message sent == the message received.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 05:50:40 AM
UGH I GOT A B IN MY CHEMISTRY CLASS.

OK OK OK

it isn't the end of the world. But still, ouch.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 05:51:33 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 15, 2013, 05:47:00 AM
Not saying you should self-censor. Not by any means. Just make sure the message sent == the message received.

Fair point. It's difficult for me to do that when I'm totally sober. I have a tendency to not express all of the thoughts involved in what I say as well, which obviously clouds what I'm thinking. But ultimately that's not important here. I shouldn't have butted in in the first place, since I was not involved.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 05:54:53 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 05:50:40 AM
UGH I GOT A B IN MY CHEMISTRY CLASS.

OK OK OK

it isn't the end of the world. But still, ouch.

I hear that.

I suspect I'm going to be a straight B student this semester, which, well, it drives me nuts.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 15, 2013, 06:00:21 AM
This may be a "just me" thing as well, but take a moment to collect your entire thoughts. You have this tendency to post, then re-post clarifying the post, then a post responding to yourself about clarifying the post, and then... I don't know, because I just scroll past.

I get the idea of getting your thoughts out of your head and onto the page for analysis, but there's something to be said for completeness, too.

Though, I'm not exactly the poster boy of coherent thought.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 06:02:13 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 05:54:53 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 05:50:40 AM
UGH I GOT A B IN MY CHEMISTRY CLASS.

OK OK OK

it isn't the end of the world. But still, ouch.

I hear that.

I suspect I'm going to be a straight B student this semester, which, well, it drives me nuts.

It's a bit hard on the ego. I am expecting a B in biology as well.

At least I know I got an A in architecture. And honestly, my chemistry instructor was just brutal. No partial credit, everything was all-or-nothing. Chem 221 is known for being a weeder class, and the bottom line is that I survived it and didn't do too shabby.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 06:04:47 AM
Next term should be much much better. Maybe not in Biology, which is just plain fucking hard, but definitely in Chemistry.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 06:16:19 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 15, 2013, 06:00:21 AM
This may be a "just me" thing as well, but take a moment to collect your entire thoughts. You have this tendency to post, then re-post clarifying the post, then a post responding to yourself about clarifying the post, and then... I don't know, because I just scroll past.

I get the idea of getting your thoughts out of your head and onto the page for analysis, but there's something to be said for completeness, too.

Though, I'm not exactly the poster boy of coherent thought.

No, that's true.

I think something, then I express it, but it's not exactly clear how I came to that thought. And then I have to go through how I came to that thought. That's an accurate assessment. It's a bad habit. I should be clear from the get go, but sometimes I have to backtrack in order to understand what I thought in the first place, if that makes sense. It's easier to understand myself that way, coming to a conclusion and then analysing it.

Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 06:04:47 AM
Next term should be much much better. Maybe not in Biology, which is just plain fucking hard, but definitely in Chemistry.

Biology is the most complicated chemistry there is. I feel that I would have done better if I was required to take Orgo as a preliminary class.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 06:19:04 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 06:16:19 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 15, 2013, 06:00:21 AM
This may be a "just me" thing as well, but take a moment to collect your entire thoughts. You have this tendency to post, then re-post clarifying the post, then a post responding to yourself about clarifying the post, and then... I don't know, because I just scroll past.

I get the idea of getting your thoughts out of your head and onto the page for analysis, but there's something to be said for completeness, too.

Though, I'm not exactly the poster boy of coherent thought.

No, that's true.

I think something, then I express it, but it's not exactly clear how I came to that thought. And then I have to go through how I came to that thought. That's an accurate assessment. It's a bad habit. I should be clear from the get go, but sometimes I have to backtrack in order to understand what I thought in the first place, if that makes sense. It's easier to understand myself that way, coming to a conclusion and then analysing it.

Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 06:04:47 AM
Next term should be much much better. Maybe not in Biology, which is just plain fucking hard, but definitely in Chemistry.

Biology is the most complicated chemistry there is. I feel that I would have done better if I was required to take Orgo as a preliminary class.

I'm waiting on Ochem because it's required at the 300-level.

I probably would have done better if I'd been able to start the chemistry series a term before the Bio series, but y'know, perfect worlds and all that. They only offer the first class in the Bio series twice a year and I didn't feel like postponing graduation for it.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 06:20:14 AM
Twid, regarding posting complete thoughts, you might consider writing your post and then re-reading and editing it before you hit post.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 06:23:19 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 06:20:14 AM
Twid, regarding posting complete thoughts, you might consider writing your post and then re-reading and editing it before you hit post.

I will do that, that way I can go through the process and not make an ass of myself.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 06:27:02 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 06:19:04 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 06:16:19 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 15, 2013, 06:00:21 AM
This may be a "just me" thing as well, but take a moment to collect your entire thoughts. You have this tendency to post, then re-post clarifying the post, then a post responding to yourself about clarifying the post, and then... I don't know, because I just scroll past.

I get the idea of getting your thoughts out of your head and onto the page for analysis, but there's something to be said for completeness, too.

Though, I'm not exactly the poster boy of coherent thought.

No, that's true.

I think something, then I express it, but it's not exactly clear how I came to that thought. And then I have to go through how I came to that thought. That's an accurate assessment. It's a bad habit. I should be clear from the get go, but sometimes I have to backtrack in order to understand what I thought in the first place, if that makes sense. It's easier to understand myself that way, coming to a conclusion and then analysing it.

Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 06:04:47 AM
Next term should be much much better. Maybe not in Biology, which is just plain fucking hard, but definitely in Chemistry.

Biology is the most complicated chemistry there is. I feel that I would have done better if I was required to take Orgo as a preliminary class.

I'm waiting on Ochem because it's required at the 300-level.

I probably would have done better if I'd been able to start the chemistry series a term before the Bio series, but y'know, perfect worlds and all that. They only offer the first class in the Bio series twice a year and I didn't feel like postponing graduation for it.

That's the damnedest thing about the sciences. They're all inherently interrelated. You can't really prep preliminary courses. You just have to throw the student into the deep end of the pool. What is biology? It's organic chemistry + other, emergent stuff. What is chemistry? Physics! and stellar debris.... What is physics? No, seriously, what is physics...
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 06:41:08 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 06:27:02 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 06:19:04 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 06:16:19 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 15, 2013, 06:00:21 AM
This may be a "just me" thing as well, but take a moment to collect your entire thoughts. You have this tendency to post, then re-post clarifying the post, then a post responding to yourself about clarifying the post, and then... I don't know, because I just scroll past.

I get the idea of getting your thoughts out of your head and onto the page for analysis, but there's something to be said for completeness, too.

Though, I'm not exactly the poster boy of coherent thought.

No, that's true.

I think something, then I express it, but it's not exactly clear how I came to that thought. And then I have to go through how I came to that thought. That's an accurate assessment. It's a bad habit. I should be clear from the get go, but sometimes I have to backtrack in order to understand what I thought in the first place, if that makes sense. It's easier to understand myself that way, coming to a conclusion and then analysing it.

Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 06:04:47 AM
Next term should be much much better. Maybe not in Biology, which is just plain fucking hard, but definitely in Chemistry.

Biology is the most complicated chemistry there is. I feel that I would have done better if I was required to take Orgo as a preliminary class.

I'm waiting on Ochem because it's required at the 300-level.

I probably would have done better if I'd been able to start the chemistry series a term before the Bio series, but y'know, perfect worlds and all that. They only offer the first class in the Bio series twice a year and I didn't feel like postponing graduation for it.

That's the damnedest thing about the sciences. They're all inherently interrelated. You can't really prep preliminary courses. You just have to throw the student into the deep end of the pool. What is biology? It's organic chemistry + other, emergent stuff. What is chemistry? Physics! and stellar debris.... What is physics? No, seriously, what is physics...

The study of the motion of matter?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 06:50:36 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 06:41:08 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 06:27:02 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 06:19:04 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 06:16:19 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 15, 2013, 06:00:21 AM
This may be a "just me" thing as well, but take a moment to collect your entire thoughts. You have this tendency to post, then re-post clarifying the post, then a post responding to yourself about clarifying the post, and then... I don't know, because I just scroll past.

I get the idea of getting your thoughts out of your head and onto the page for analysis, but there's something to be said for completeness, too.

Though, I'm not exactly the poster boy of coherent thought.

No, that's true.

I think something, then I express it, but it's not exactly clear how I came to that thought. And then I have to go through how I came to that thought. That's an accurate assessment. It's a bad habit. I should be clear from the get go, but sometimes I have to backtrack in order to understand what I thought in the first place, if that makes sense. It's easier to understand myself that way, coming to a conclusion and then analysing it.

Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 06:04:47 AM
Next term should be much much better. Maybe not in Biology, which is just plain fucking hard, but definitely in Chemistry.

Biology is the most complicated chemistry there is. I feel that I would have done better if I was required to take Orgo as a preliminary class.

I'm waiting on Ochem because it's required at the 300-level.

I probably would have done better if I'd been able to start the chemistry series a term before the Bio series, but y'know, perfect worlds and all that. They only offer the first class in the Bio series twice a year and I didn't feel like postponing graduation for it.

That's the damnedest thing about the sciences. They're all inherently interrelated. You can't really prep preliminary courses. You just have to throw the student into the deep end of the pool. What is biology? It's organic chemistry + other, emergent stuff. What is chemistry? Physics! and stellar debris.... What is physics? No, seriously, what is physics...

The study of the motion of matter?

Yes. I was thinking on the level of what the devil are those particles doing though. The quantum level is hard to understand from a superatomic perspective. It's, well, alien. We can understand it through math. I personally cannot. I don't have the skill.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 06:57:01 AM
For example, I can understand physics to a degree. Nucleosynthesis, for example. I understand perfectly well how hydrogen becomes helium. Or why dying stars expand. Basic astronomy is pretty easy to grasp. But when it comes to the possibilities that lead up to the Big Bang, or how multiple dimensions work, or how this universe might be a hologram, I can't even approach understanding.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 07:59:07 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 15, 2013, 06:00:21 AM
This may be a "just me" thing as well, but take a moment to collect your entire thoughts. You have this tendency to post, then re-post clarifying the post, then a post responding to yourself about clarifying the post, and then... I don't know, because I just scroll past.

I get the idea of getting your thoughts out of your head and onto the page for analysis, but there's something to be said for completeness, too.

Though, I'm not exactly the poster boy of coherent thought.

You may also have noticed that I tend to be fairly quiet in person. It's an interesting thing to note in contrast here.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 15, 2013, 08:32:43 AM
Fuck I just called Roger, and didn't see the time. I also didn't finish reading these posts. Fuck me! I expect a lump of shit in my stocking.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: minuspace on December 15, 2013, 08:50:04 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 06:23:19 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 06:20:14 AM
Twid, regarding posting complete thoughts, you might consider writing your post and then re-reading and editing it before you hit post.

I will do that, that way I can go through the process and not make an ass of myself.
... Take... Time...Pass... Turtle... :butthurt2:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 05:12:23 PM
Quote from: Officer What's His /b/ear on December 15, 2013, 08:32:43 AM
Fuck I just called Roger, and didn't see the time. I also didn't finish reading these posts. Fuck me! I expect a lump of shit in my stocking.

Had the ringer off.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 15, 2013, 06:33:46 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 05:12:23 PM
Quote from: Officer What's His /b/ear on December 15, 2013, 08:32:43 AM
Fuck I just called Roger, and didn't see the time. I also didn't finish reading these posts. Fuck me! I expect a lump of shit in my stocking.

Had the ringer off.   :lulz:

:lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Don Coyote on December 15, 2013, 06:55:34 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 14, 2013, 08:47:52 PM
I don't have much to add to the Coyote thing besides the usual MOMMY AND DADDY DON'T FIGHT.

Ya, not going to happen.

I didn't much appreciate being woke up in the middle of the night to be told that Roger is acting like a shit again.

I actually was posting sporadically, but fuck it, Roger and Nigel can freely post without ever having to think about me coming in and shitting their shit up again.

I don't even know what the fuck Roger is going on about me "think he was a bad guy from the start" kinda shit he is spouting.

So peace out. Everyone can pretty much reach me in other ways.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 07:00:13 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 06:50:36 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 06:41:08 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 06:27:02 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 06:19:04 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 06:16:19 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 15, 2013, 06:00:21 AM
This may be a "just me" thing as well, but take a moment to collect your entire thoughts. You have this tendency to post, then re-post clarifying the post, then a post responding to yourself about clarifying the post, and then... I don't know, because I just scroll past.

I get the idea of getting your thoughts out of your head and onto the page for analysis, but there's something to be said for completeness, too.

Though, I'm not exactly the poster boy of coherent thought.

No, that's true.

I think something, then I express it, but it's not exactly clear how I came to that thought. And then I have to go through how I came to that thought. That's an accurate assessment. It's a bad habit. I should be clear from the get go, but sometimes I have to backtrack in order to understand what I thought in the first place, if that makes sense. It's easier to understand myself that way, coming to a conclusion and then analysing it.

Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 06:04:47 AM
Next term should be much much better. Maybe not in Biology, which is just plain fucking hard, but definitely in Chemistry.

Biology is the most complicated chemistry there is. I feel that I would have done better if I was required to take Orgo as a preliminary class.

I'm waiting on Ochem because it's required at the 300-level.

I probably would have done better if I'd been able to start the chemistry series a term before the Bio series, but y'know, perfect worlds and all that. They only offer the first class in the Bio series twice a year and I didn't feel like postponing graduation for it.

That's the damnedest thing about the sciences. They're all inherently interrelated. You can't really prep preliminary courses. You just have to throw the student into the deep end of the pool. What is biology? It's organic chemistry + other, emergent stuff. What is chemistry? Physics! and stellar debris.... What is physics? No, seriously, what is physics...

The study of the motion of matter?

Yes. I was thinking on the level of what the devil are those particles doing though. The quantum level is hard to understand from a superatomic perspective. It's, well, alien. We can understand it through math. I personally cannot. I don't have the skill.

You just have to change your perception of "is".
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 07:01:55 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 06:57:01 AM
For example, I can understand physics to a degree. Nucleosynthesis, for example. I understand perfectly well how hydrogen becomes helium. Or why dying stars expand. Basic astronomy is pretty easy to grasp. But when it comes to the possibilities that lead up to the Big Bang, or how multiple dimensions work, or how this universe might be a hologram, I can't even approach understanding.

People study for many years to learn what they need to know to be able to understand those things.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 15, 2013, 07:06:37 PM
It snowed about 10-12 in which means I finally get to wear my snowshoes!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 15, 2013, 07:27:19 PM
QuoteYou just have to change your perception of "is".


Nailed it.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 15, 2013, 07:34:03 PM
Boyfriend went back to base. Now I won't see him til I get back from FL in 3 weeks. :(
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 15, 2013, 09:26:42 PM
Quote from: Don Flouncote on December 15, 2013, 06:55:34 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 14, 2013, 08:47:52 PM
I don't have much to add to the Coyote thing besides the usual MOMMY AND DADDY DON'T FIGHT.

Ya, not going to happen.

I didn't much appreciate being woke up in the middle of the night to be told that Roger is acting like a shit again.

I actually was posting sporadically, but fuck it, Roger and Nigel can freely post without ever having to think about me coming in and shitting their shit up again.

I don't even know what the fuck Roger is going on about me "think he was a bad guy from the start" kinda shit he is spouting.

So peace out. Everyone can pretty much reach me in other ways.

You let people call you in the wee hours of the night to tattle on somebody saying things on a message board?


Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 09:34:34 PM
Also, who wakes someone up in the middle of the night to tell them that someone on a message board has posted something uncharitable about them?

"Hey, sorry to wake you, but you know that guy on the internet you told to fuck off? Well, he just lumped you in with other people who told him to fuck off".

:?

C'mon.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2013, 10:54:26 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 09:34:34 PM
Also, who wakes someone up in the middle of the night to tell them that someone on a message board has posted something uncharitable about them?

"Hey, sorry to wake you, but you know that guy on the internet you told to fuck off? Well, he just lumped you in with other people who told him to fuck off".

:?

C'mon.

I texted him about it. It was dumb, but I didn't call him about it.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 12:11:51 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 10:54:26 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 09:34:34 PM
Also, who wakes someone up in the middle of the night to tell them that someone on a message board has posted something uncharitable about them?

"Hey, sorry to wake you, but you know that guy on the internet you told to fuck off? Well, he just lumped you in with other people who told him to fuck off".

:?

C'mon.

I texted him about it. It was dumb, but I didn't call him about it.

Wow.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Pæs on December 16, 2013, 12:12:45 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 09:34:34 PM
Also, who wakes someone up in the middle of the night to tell them that someone on a message board has posted something uncharitable about them?

"Hey, sorry to wake you, but you know that guy on the internet you told to fuck off? Well, he just lumped you in with other people who told him to fuck off".

:?

C'mon.
I hope that you guys would send an urgent courier if someone at PD ever mentioned my name. We don't have an @Username feature, so this is the next best thing.

Just making my expectations clear.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 16, 2013, 12:15:41 AM
Lame, Twid. Lame.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on December 16, 2013, 01:44:43 AM
Quote from: Pæs on December 16, 2013, 12:12:45 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 09:34:34 PM
Also, who wakes someone up in the middle of the night to tell them that someone on a message board has posted something uncharitable about them?

"Hey, sorry to wake you, but you know that guy on the internet you told to fuck off? Well, he just lumped you in with other people who told him to fuck off".

:?

C'mon.
I hope that you guys would send an urgent courier if someone at PD ever mentioned my name. We don't have an @Username feature, so this is the next best thing.

Just making my expectations clear.

My fleet of homing pigeons is armed and prepared for launch.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 01:46:01 AM
I'm saving up for a drone, because I care.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:11:07 AM
Quote from: Don Flouncote on December 15, 2013, 06:55:34 PM
I didn't much appreciate being woke up in the middle of the night to be told that Roger is acting like a shit again.

I don't see how that's my fault.

QuoteI don't even know what the fuck Roger is going on about me "think he was a bad guy from the start" kinda shit he is spouting.

It was exactly what you said.

QuoteSo peace out. Everyone can pretty much reach me in other ways.

Later.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:15:05 AM
Here it is:

Quote from: Don Flouncote on November 03, 2013, 05:03:32 AM
I remember being really angry with Roger sometime around when I first came to PD. It makes me suspect that either my head is fucked up, or my original impulse that Roger a shit bag was correct.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 16, 2013, 02:20:39 AM
 :x :x :x
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:22:13 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 16, 2013, 02:20:39 AM
:x :x :x

Meh.  Situation with Coyote seems to be unsalvageable, I'm not going to worry about it any more.  I have a little too much on my plate to bother with vicious drunks that go spastic as the court of FIRST resort.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:30:51 AM
Fucking HELL. O.O That blew to shit spectacularly. I am sorry for whatever my comment may have contributed to that. Jesus wept.

I closed last night and opened this morning so my brain is melty but damn. DAMN.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 16, 2013, 02:31:05 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:22:13 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 16, 2013, 02:20:39 AM
:x :x :x

Meh.  Situation with Coyote seems to be unsalvageable, I'm not going to worry about it any more.  I have a little too much on my plate to bother with vicious drunks that go spastic as the court of FIRST resort.

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:15:05 AM
Here it is:

Quote from: Don Flouncote on November 03, 2013, 05:03:32 AM
I remember being really angry with Roger sometime around when I first came to PD. It makes me suspect that either my head is fucked up, or my original impulse that Roger a shit bag was correct.

I want to put all my money on the bolded. Can't lose.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:32:28 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:30:51 AM
Fucking HELL. O.O That blew to shit spectacularly. I am sorry for whatever my comment may have contributed to that. Jesus wept.

I closed last night and opened this morning so my brain is melty but damn. DAMN.

I don't see that you did any harm.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:33:10 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:32:28 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:30:51 AM
Fucking HELL. O.O That blew to shit spectacularly. I am sorry for whatever my comment may have contributed to that. Jesus wept.

I closed last night and opened this morning so my brain is melty but damn. DAMN.

I don't see that you did any harm.

This is a good thing. I'm doing plenty enough of that IRL.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:37:10 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:33:10 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:32:28 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:30:51 AM
Fucking HELL. O.O That blew to shit spectacularly. I am sorry for whatever my comment may have contributed to that. Jesus wept.

I closed last night and opened this morning so my brain is melty but damn. DAMN.

I don't see that you did any harm.

This is a good thing. I'm doing plenty enough of that IRL.

toldja to stop punching people.  You wouldn't listen.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:39:49 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:37:10 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:33:10 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:32:28 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:30:51 AM
Fucking HELL. O.O That blew to shit spectacularly. I am sorry for whatever my comment may have contributed to that. Jesus wept.

I closed last night and opened this morning so my brain is melty but damn. DAMN.

I don't see that you did any harm.

This is a good thing. I'm doing plenty enough of that IRL.

toldja to stop punching people.  You wouldn't listen.

To be fair, everyone I have punched has deserved it. And I *DIDN'T* punch the lady who asked me to crochet armor for her to sell at Dragon*Con, so, you know, I am going to treat myself to a fucking cookie for that one. I'm buying myself brass knuckles for Yule.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:43:13 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:39:49 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:37:10 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:33:10 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:32:28 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:30:51 AM
Fucking HELL. O.O That blew to shit spectacularly. I am sorry for whatever my comment may have contributed to that. Jesus wept.

I closed last night and opened this morning so my brain is melty but damn. DAMN.

I don't see that you did any harm.

This is a good thing. I'm doing plenty enough of that IRL.

toldja to stop punching people.  You wouldn't listen.

To be fair, everyone I have punched has deserved it. And I *DIDN'T* punch the lady who asked me to crochet armor for her to sell at Dragon*Con, so, you know, I am going to treat myself to a fucking cookie for that one. I'm buying myself brass knuckles for Yule.

You kicked her, didn't you?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:45:26 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:43:13 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:39:49 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:37:10 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:33:10 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:32:28 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:30:51 AM
Fucking HELL. O.O That blew to shit spectacularly. I am sorry for whatever my comment may have contributed to that. Jesus wept.

I closed last night and opened this morning so my brain is melty but damn. DAMN.

I don't see that you did any harm.

This is a good thing. I'm doing plenty enough of that IRL.

toldja to stop punching people.  You wouldn't listen.

To be fair, everyone I have punched has deserved it. And I *DIDN'T* punch the lady who asked me to crochet armor for her to sell at Dragon*Con, so, you know, I am going to treat myself to a fucking cookie for that one. I'm buying myself brass knuckles for Yule.

You kicked her, didn't you?

No, I referred her to my Spiritual Advisor. Have fun with that.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:46:16 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:45:26 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:43:13 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:39:49 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:37:10 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:33:10 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:32:28 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:30:51 AM
Fucking HELL. O.O That blew to shit spectacularly. I am sorry for whatever my comment may have contributed to that. Jesus wept.

I closed last night and opened this morning so my brain is melty but damn. DAMN.

I don't see that you did any harm.

This is a good thing. I'm doing plenty enough of that IRL.

toldja to stop punching people.  You wouldn't listen.

To be fair, everyone I have punched has deserved it. And I *DIDN'T* punch the lady who asked me to crochet armor for her to sell at Dragon*Con, so, you know, I am going to treat myself to a fucking cookie for that one. I'm buying myself brass knuckles for Yule.

You kicked her, didn't you?

No, I referred her to my Spiritual Advisor. Have fun with that.  :lulz:

For real?

:banana:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:48:42 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:46:16 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:45:26 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:43:13 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:39:49 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:37:10 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:33:10 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:32:28 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:30:51 AM
Fucking HELL. O.O That blew to shit spectacularly. I am sorry for whatever my comment may have contributed to that. Jesus wept.

I closed last night and opened this morning so my brain is melty but damn. DAMN.

I don't see that you did any harm.

This is a good thing. I'm doing plenty enough of that IRL.

toldja to stop punching people.  You wouldn't listen.

To be fair, everyone I have punched has deserved it. And I *DIDN'T* punch the lady who asked me to crochet armor for her to sell at Dragon*Con, so, you know, I am going to treat myself to a fucking cookie for that one. I'm buying myself brass knuckles for Yule.

You kicked her, didn't you?

No, I referred her to my Spiritual Advisor. Have fun with that.  :lulz:

For real?

:banana:

Yeah, but I don't know if she'll contact you. I smiled when I suggested it.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:50:53 AM
:banana:

Everyone should do this. Everyone.

It would be like having a daily delivery of dumbass.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:53:57 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:50:53 AM
:banana:

Everyone should do this. Everyone.

It would be like having a daily delivery of dumbass.

I want to get cards printed up that say "To consult my spiritual advisor," and then an e-mail address. And then pass them out like candy.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:56:08 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:53:57 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:50:53 AM
:banana:

Everyone should do this. Everyone.

It would be like having a daily delivery of dumbass.

I want to get cards printed up that say "To consult my spiritual advisor," and then an e-mail address. And then pass them out like candy.

Yes.  Very yes.

Or just my facebook page.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:57:29 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:56:08 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:53:57 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:50:53 AM
:banana:

Everyone should do this. Everyone.

It would be like having a daily delivery of dumbass.

I want to get cards printed up that say "To consult my spiritual advisor," and then an e-mail address. And then pass them out like candy.

Yes.  Very yes.

Or just my facebook page.

That would work, too. I should do this.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 16, 2013, 03:07:20 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:56:08 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:53:57 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:50:53 AM
:banana:

Everyone should do this. Everyone.

It would be like having a daily delivery of dumbass.

I want to get cards printed up that say "To consult my spiritual advisor," and then an e-mail address. And then pass them out like candy.

Yes.  Very yes.

Or just my facebook page.

You're seriously ok with that?

:fap:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 16, 2013, 04:00:56 AM
Holy shit, I am IN.

"If you find my behavior offensive, please contact my spiritual advisor here: *Hamish Howl on FB*"

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 16, 2013, 04:17:18 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 12:11:51 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 10:54:26 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 09:34:34 PM
Also, who wakes someone up in the middle of the night to tell them that someone on a message board has posted something uncharitable about them?

"Hey, sorry to wake you, but you know that guy on the internet you told to fuck off? Well, he just lumped you in with other people who told him to fuck off".

:?

C'mon.

I texted him about it. It was dumb, but I didn't call him about it.

Wow.

I admit it, it was dumb. I was angry and not thinking straight. We all do dumb shit sometimes. It was my turn I suppose.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 16, 2013, 04:18:50 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:15:05 AM
Here it is:

Quote from: Don Flouncote on November 03, 2013, 05:03:32 AM
I remember being really angry with Roger sometime around when I first came to PD. It makes me suspect that either my head is fucked up, or my original impulse that Roger a shit bag was correct.

Ok. You were right, he did say that.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 06:20:18 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:22:13 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 16, 2013, 02:20:39 AM
:x :x :x

Meh.  Situation with Coyote seems to be unsalvageable, I'm not going to worry about it any more.  I have a little too much on my plate to bother with vicious drunks that go spastic as the court of FIRST resort.

I was inclined to just wait it out. But now that I'm apparently being considered RESPONSIBLE for his shitty behavior, I'm not feeling so forgiving. I didn't attack him, and I didn't respond in kind to his attacks. He's a mean, nasty, verbally abusive drunk, and that's not my fault. I didn't fucking do shit to him and I don't deserve the shitting on I got anyway. He can go fuck off and die and so can anyone who thinks I'm somehow at fault for "provoking" his shit.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 06:21:34 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:32:28 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:30:51 AM
Fucking HELL. O.O That blew to shit spectacularly. I am sorry for whatever my comment may have contributed to that. Jesus wept.

I closed last night and opened this morning so my brain is melty but damn. DAMN.

I don't see that you did any harm.

Me neither.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 06:23:18 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:50:53 AM
:banana:

Everyone should do this. Everyone.

It would be like having a daily delivery of dumbass.

You really, REALLY need Spiritual Advisor cards printed out. REALLY. I would use them ALL THE TIME.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 16, 2013, 08:06:22 AM
To change the topic to something far more fun, enlightening, pleasurable, amusing, edifying and gratifying....I should have some more videos up in the next few days.  At least three.  I've come up with a system whereby I can upload while doing University work, since I can do virtually nothing else while my laptop uploads to the Intertubes Cat Video Repository.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 16, 2013, 08:24:37 AM
Make that two videos.  Just found out the mic wasn't on for one of my videos.  Which is a real shame, because it shows some amazing gameplay, and was actually a guide on how to use that class.

That's annoying, because it was a really great game.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 16, 2013, 08:35:52 AM
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We had fun. We even wore Nostalgia t-shirts of one of our favorite wrestlers.

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Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 16, 2013, 12:34:03 PM
A miracle hath occured.  Youtube has somehow managed to not keep my video in processing hell for 24 hours before allowing it to be published.

I don't know if this is because of a change in policy with regards to the automated copyright infingement detection system, a one off or something else.  I just hope it continues.

Oh yeah, video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya76Jly5N1Y).  We need feedback on which posterior is the superior, the Asari or the Quarian.  You know, for science and stuff.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 16, 2013, 12:56:16 PM
Despite my best efforts it took of three hours to fall asleep. Then i slept for three hours and couldnt sleep again. My bio final is in 90 minutes. I may come home and nap afterwards. Or i might say fuck it and see how long i last at work. Heres hoping that the noggin remains functional enough until then.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 16, 2013, 02:34:09 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 16, 2013, 12:34:03 PM
A miracle hath occured.  Youtube has somehow managed to not keep my video in processing hell for 24 hours before allowing it to be published.

I don't know if this is because of a change in policy with regards to the automated copyright infingement detection system, a one off or something else.  I just hope it continues.

Oh yeah, video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya76Jly5N1Y).  We need feedback on which posterior is the superior, the Asari or the Quarian.  You know, for science and stuff.

:banana:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 16, 2013, 03:45:37 PM
Also, sniping gameplay.

I have yet to regain my headshot skills though, which is sad.  Some people can consistently get 20 headshots before 25 kills.  I know, because I've played with them, and they're annoying as fuck.  I can get, on average at the moment, 10 headshots by 50 kills, which is 20%.  Not too bad, I suppose, though I can do better.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 04:59:11 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 16, 2013, 04:17:18 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 12:11:51 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 10:54:26 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 09:34:34 PM
Also, who wakes someone up in the middle of the night to tell them that someone on a message board has posted something uncharitable about them?

"Hey, sorry to wake you, but you know that guy on the internet you told to fuck off? Well, he just lumped you in with other people who told him to fuck off".

:?

C'mon.

I texted him about it. It was dumb, but I didn't call him about it.

Wow.

I admit it, it was dumb. I was angry and not thinking straight. We all do dumb shit sometimes. It was my turn I suppose.

Re-reading the Atheists and White Supremacists thread, you seemed to get angry then, too, and again, you seemed to think that Coyote had been treated poorly by Roger and I. However, that isn't what actually happened. He blew up, you blamed us. Looking like a pattern.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 04:59:59 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 16, 2013, 08:06:22 AM
To change the topic to something far more fun, enlightening, pleasurable, amusing, edifying and gratifying....I should have some more videos up in the next few days.  At least three.  I've come up with a system whereby I can upload while doing University work, since I can do virtually nothing else while my laptop uploads to the Intertubes Cat Video Repository.

Yay!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 05:01:34 PM
It has finally warmed up enough here that I feel like going running, and now my back is tweaky.

Going running anyway.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 16, 2013, 05:02:50 PM
I've wanted to go for a run all day, but it's pissing it down with rain.

And now it's dark.  And still raining. 
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 05:04:14 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 16, 2013, 05:02:50 PM
I've wanted to go for a run all day, but it's pissing it down with rain.

And now it's dark.  And still raining.

I can deal with running in the rain. But not in the dark, in the rain. Somehow, that's just too much.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 16, 2013, 05:54:45 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 04:59:11 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 16, 2013, 04:17:18 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 12:11:51 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 10:54:26 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 09:34:34 PM
Also, who wakes someone up in the middle of the night to tell them that someone on a message board has posted something uncharitable about them?

"Hey, sorry to wake you, but you know that guy on the internet you told to fuck off? Well, he just lumped you in with other people who told him to fuck off".

:?

C'mon.

I texted him about it. It was dumb, but I didn't call him about it.

Wow.

I admit it, it was dumb. I was angry and not thinking straight. We all do dumb shit sometimes. It was my turn I suppose.

Re-reading the Atheists and White Supremacists thread, you seemed to get angry then, too, and again, you seemed to think that Coyote had been treated poorly by Roger and I. However, that isn't what actually happened. He blew up, you blamed us. Looking like a pattern.
Well ill have to apologize for that to then. Doubtful that its a pattern though. Its the same instance. Its just that i apparently remained angry about it. I do remember two things about it- being frustrated and also pointing out that getting mad at you for your comparison was unreasonable because you also dont believe in god.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 06:00:17 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 16, 2013, 05:54:45 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 04:59:11 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 16, 2013, 04:17:18 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 12:11:51 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 10:54:26 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 09:34:34 PM
Also, who wakes someone up in the middle of the night to tell them that someone on a message board has posted something uncharitable about them?

"Hey, sorry to wake you, but you know that guy on the internet you told to fuck off? Well, he just lumped you in with other people who told him to fuck off".

:?

C'mon.

I texted him about it. It was dumb, but I didn't call him about it.

Wow.

I admit it, it was dumb. I was angry and not thinking straight. We all do dumb shit sometimes. It was my turn I suppose.

Re-reading the Atheists and White Supremacists thread, you seemed to get angry then, too, and again, you seemed to think that Coyote had been treated poorly by Roger and I. However, that isn't what actually happened. He blew up, you blamed us. Looking like a pattern.
Well ill have to apologize for that to then. Doubtful that its a pattern though. Its the same instance. Its just that i apparently remained angry about it. I do remember two things about it- being frustrated and also pointing out that getting mad at you for your comparison was unreasonable because you also dont believe in god.

You remained angry over a course of months, while not actually bothering to reread the thread you were so angry about. This isn't the first time it's been suggested you need to go back and look at it. So basically, now you decided to crap on me for being crapped on by Coyote, because he's your friend and it must be my fault or Roger's fault he flipped out and spewed profanities all over us, right?

Your friend is a fucking nutjob. He's out of control and I've been pretty gracious about mostly not mentioning it and just putting him on ignore and keeping him there. You decided to go all dramawhore shit-stirrer, and now... what? Am I supposed to be just fine with that? You don't seem to be mad at HIM for all the shit he said to me... did you even read it? I went to the trouble of pulling it our for you so you didn't have to take the time to wade through the whole damn thread.

You know who you should be mad at? Your psychopath fucking asshole friend with an abusive mouth and a drinking problem, that's who.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 06:04:24 PM
But I suppose if I'd just kept my whore mouth shut instead of asking for it by expressing my opinions I wouldn't have made him do it.

Seriously, get fucked.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2013, 06:05:41 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 16, 2013, 03:07:20 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:56:08 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 02:53:57 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:50:53 AM
:banana:

Everyone should do this. Everyone.

It would be like having a daily delivery of dumbass.

I want to get cards printed up that say "To consult my spiritual advisor," and then an e-mail address. And then pass them out like candy.

Yes.  Very yes.

Or just my facebook page.

You're seriously ok with that?

:fap:

Shit yes.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2013, 06:06:42 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 06:23:18 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:50:53 AM
:banana:

Everyone should do this. Everyone.

It would be like having a daily delivery of dumbass.

You really, REALLY need Spiritual Advisor cards printed out. REALLY. I would use them ALL THE TIME.

After Christmas, I am doing this.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 16, 2013, 06:07:27 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 06:00:17 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 16, 2013, 05:54:45 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 04:59:11 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 16, 2013, 04:17:18 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 12:11:51 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 10:54:26 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 09:34:34 PM
Also, who wakes someone up in the middle of the night to tell them that someone on a message board has posted something uncharitable about them?

"Hey, sorry to wake you, but you know that guy on the internet you told to fuck off? Well, he just lumped you in with other people who told him to fuck off".

:?

C'mon.

I texted him about it. It was dumb, but I didn't call him about it.

Wow.

I admit it, it was dumb. I was angry and not thinking straight. We all do dumb shit sometimes. It was my turn I suppose.

Re-reading the Atheists and White Supremacists thread, you seemed to get angry then, too, and again, you seemed to think that Coyote had been treated poorly by Roger and I. However, that isn't what actually happened. He blew up, you blamed us. Looking like a pattern.
Well ill have to apologize for that to then. Doubtful that its a pattern though. Its the same instance. Its just that i apparently remained angry about it. I do remember two things about it- being frustrated and also pointing out that getting mad at you for your comparison was unreasonable because you also dont believe in god.

You remained angry over a course of months, while not actually bothering to reread the thread you were so angry about. This isn't the first time it's been suggested you need to go back and look at it. So basically, now you decided to crap on me for being crapped on by Coyote, because he's your friend and it must be my fault or Roger's fault he flipped out and spewed profanities all over us, right?

Your friend is a fucking nutjob. He's out of control and I've been pretty gracious about mostly not mentioning it and just putting him on ignore and keeping him there. You decided to go all dramawhore shit-stirrer, and now... what? Am I supposed to be just fine with that? You don't seem to be mad at HIM for all the shit he said to me... did you even read it? I went to the trouble of pulling it our for you so you didn't have to take the time to wade through the whole damn thread.

You know who you should be mad at? Your psychopath fucking asshole friend with an abusive mouth and a drinking problem, that's who.
Yes nigel i did read it and will respond to it tonight after i have waded through the whole thread because thats what i said that i would do. How else am i supposed to resolve this for myself?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 06:07:51 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 06:06:42 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 06:23:18 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:50:53 AM
:banana:

Everyone should do this. Everyone.

It would be like having a daily delivery of dumbass.

You really, REALLY need Spiritual Advisor cards printed out. REALLY. I would use them ALL THE TIME.

After Christmas, I am doing this.

YESSSSSSSSSSSS.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2013, 06:08:16 PM
Quote from: Officer What's His /b/ear on December 16, 2013, 08:35:52 AM
WWE came to Houston, Texas it was our first pay per view ever!
We had fun. We even wore Nostalgia t-shirts of one of our favorite wrestlers.

(http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=5834913&stc=1&d=1370498436)


(http://i.imgur.com/MxdvKub.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/ZzEj6ryl.jpg?1)

AWESOME!

Binks scares me.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 06:08:47 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 16, 2013, 06:07:27 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 06:00:17 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 16, 2013, 05:54:45 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 04:59:11 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 16, 2013, 04:17:18 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 12:11:51 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 10:54:26 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 09:34:34 PM
Also, who wakes someone up in the middle of the night to tell them that someone on a message board has posted something uncharitable about them?

"Hey, sorry to wake you, but you know that guy on the internet you told to fuck off? Well, he just lumped you in with other people who told him to fuck off".

:?

C'mon.

I texted him about it. It was dumb, but I didn't call him about it.

Wow.

I admit it, it was dumb. I was angry and not thinking straight. We all do dumb shit sometimes. It was my turn I suppose.

Re-reading the Atheists and White Supremacists thread, you seemed to get angry then, too, and again, you seemed to think that Coyote had been treated poorly by Roger and I. However, that isn't what actually happened. He blew up, you blamed us. Looking like a pattern.
Well ill have to apologize for that to then. Doubtful that its a pattern though. Its the same instance. Its just that i apparently remained angry about it. I do remember two things about it- being frustrated and also pointing out that getting mad at you for your comparison was unreasonable because you also dont believe in god.

You remained angry over a course of months, while not actually bothering to reread the thread you were so angry about. This isn't the first time it's been suggested you need to go back and look at it. So basically, now you decided to crap on me for being crapped on by Coyote, because he's your friend and it must be my fault or Roger's fault he flipped out and spewed profanities all over us, right?

Your friend is a fucking nutjob. He's out of control and I've been pretty gracious about mostly not mentioning it and just putting him on ignore and keeping him there. You decided to go all dramawhore shit-stirrer, and now... what? Am I supposed to be just fine with that? You don't seem to be mad at HIM for all the shit he said to me... did you even read it? I went to the trouble of pulling it our for you so you didn't have to take the time to wade through the whole damn thread.

You know who you should be mad at? Your psychopath fucking asshole friend with an abusive mouth and a drinking problem, that's who.
Yes nigel i did read it and will respond to it tonight after i have waded through the whole thread because thats what i said that i would do. How else am i supposed to resolve this for myself?

I don't really care anymore how you resolve it for yourself. I can see your default position and that's all I need to know.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 06:10:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 06:08:16 PM
Binks scares me.

Binks IS scary. Scary scary scary. She looks like she is a secret devourer of souls.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2013, 06:13:08 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 06:10:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 06:08:16 PM
Binks scares me.

Binks IS scary. Scary scary scary. She looks like she is a secret devourer of souls.

She can join the Nigel/QG/SP flensing squad.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2013, 06:13:52 PM
Working on my other two letters in a few minutes.  I'd like to have them both in the mail by tomorrow, and since one of them is to some Godless heathen foreigner, that means going to the post office.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 16, 2013, 06:20:10 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 06:08:47 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 16, 2013, 06:07:27 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 06:00:17 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 16, 2013, 05:54:45 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 04:59:11 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 16, 2013, 04:17:18 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 12:11:51 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 10:54:26 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 09:34:34 PM
Also, who wakes someone up in the middle of the night to tell them that someone on a message board has posted something uncharitable about them?

"Hey, sorry to wake you, but you know that guy on the internet you told to fuck off? Well, he just lumped you in with other people who told him to fuck off".

:?

C'mon.

I texted him about it. It was dumb, but I didn't call him about it.

Wow.

I admit it, it was dumb. I was angry and not thinking straight. We all do dumb shit sometimes. It was my turn I suppose.

Re-reading the Atheists and White Supremacists thread, you seemed to get angry then, too, and again, you seemed to think that Coyote had been treated poorly by Roger and I. However, that isn't what actually happened. He blew up, you blamed us. Looking like a pattern.
Well ill have to apologize for that to then. Doubtful that its a pattern though. Its the same instance. Its just that i apparently remained angry about it. I do remember two things about it- being frustrated and also pointing out that getting mad at you for your comparison was unreasonable because you also dont believe in god.

You remained angry over a course of months, while not actually bothering to reread the thread you were so angry about. This isn't the first time it's been suggested you need to go back and look at it. So basically, now you decided to crap on me for being crapped on by Coyote, because he's your friend and it must be my fault or Roger's fault he flipped out and spewed profanities all over us, right?

Your friend is a fucking nutjob. He's out of control and I've been pretty gracious about mostly not mentioning it and just putting him on ignore and keeping him there. You decided to go all dramawhore shit-stirrer, and now... what? Am I supposed to be just fine with that? You don't seem to be mad at HIM for all the shit he said to me... did you even read it? I went to the trouble of pulling it our for you so you didn't have to take the time to wade through the whole damn thread.

You know who you should be mad at? Your psychopath fucking asshole friend with an abusive mouth and a drinking problem, that's who.
Yes nigel i did read it and will respond to it tonight after i have waded through the whole thread because thats what i said that i would do. How else am i supposed to resolve this for myself?

I don't really care anymore how you resolve it for yourself. I can see your default position and that's all I need to know.
Well i am unaware of my default position.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 16, 2013, 06:20:19 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 16, 2013, 12:34:03 PM
A miracle hath occured.  Youtube has somehow managed to not keep my video in processing hell for 24 hours before allowing it to be published.

I don't know if this is because of a change in policy with regards to the automated copyright infingement detection system, a one off or something else.  I just hope it continues.

Oh yeah, video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya76Jly5N1Y).  We need feedback on which posterior is the superior, the Asari or the Quarian.  You know, for science and stuff.

Was a one off.  Second video is in processing hell for the forseeable future.  :sad:

Edit: I tell a lie.  This one just took a little bit longer than the last.  Second video is here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYb_H3i29NI).
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 06:32:06 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 16, 2013, 06:20:10 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 06:08:47 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 16, 2013, 06:07:27 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 06:00:17 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 16, 2013, 05:54:45 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 04:59:11 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 16, 2013, 04:17:18 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 12:11:51 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 10:54:26 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 09:34:34 PM
Also, who wakes someone up in the middle of the night to tell them that someone on a message board has posted something uncharitable about them?

"Hey, sorry to wake you, but you know that guy on the internet you told to fuck off? Well, he just lumped you in with other people who told him to fuck off".

:?

C'mon.

I texted him about it. It was dumb, but I didn't call him about it.

Wow.

I admit it, it was dumb. I was angry and not thinking straight. We all do dumb shit sometimes. It was my turn I suppose.

Re-reading the Atheists and White Supremacists thread, you seemed to get angry then, too, and again, you seemed to think that Coyote had been treated poorly by Roger and I. However, that isn't what actually happened. He blew up, you blamed us. Looking like a pattern.
Well ill have to apologize for that to then. Doubtful that its a pattern though. Its the same instance. Its just that i apparently remained angry about it. I do remember two things about it- being frustrated and also pointing out that getting mad at you for your comparison was unreasonable because you also dont believe in god.

You remained angry over a course of months, while not actually bothering to reread the thread you were so angry about. This isn't the first time it's been suggested you need to go back and look at it. So basically, now you decided to crap on me for being crapped on by Coyote, because he's your friend and it must be my fault or Roger's fault he flipped out and spewed profanities all over us, right?

Your friend is a fucking nutjob. He's out of control and I've been pretty gracious about mostly not mentioning it and just putting him on ignore and keeping him there. You decided to go all dramawhore shit-stirrer, and now... what? Am I supposed to be just fine with that? You don't seem to be mad at HIM for all the shit he said to me... did you even read it? I went to the trouble of pulling it our for you so you didn't have to take the time to wade through the whole damn thread.

You know who you should be mad at? Your psychopath fucking asshole friend with an abusive mouth and a drinking problem, that's who.
Yes nigel i did read it and will respond to it tonight after i have waded through the whole thread because thats what i said that i would do. How else am i supposed to resolve this for myself?

I don't really care anymore how you resolve it for yourself. I can see your default position and that's all I need to know.
Well i am unaware of my default position.

"Mad at Nigel and Roger".
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 16, 2013, 06:36:44 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 06:32:06 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 16, 2013, 06:20:10 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 06:08:47 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 16, 2013, 06:07:27 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 06:00:17 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 16, 2013, 05:54:45 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 04:59:11 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 16, 2013, 04:17:18 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 12:11:51 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 15, 2013, 10:54:26 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 09:34:34 PM
Also, who wakes someone up in the middle of the night to tell them that someone on a message board has posted something uncharitable about them?

"Hey, sorry to wake you, but you know that guy on the internet you told to fuck off? Well, he just lumped you in with other people who told him to fuck off".

:?

C'mon.

I texted him about it. It was dumb, but I didn't call him about it.

Wow.

I admit it, it was dumb. I was angry and not thinking straight. We all do dumb shit sometimes. It was my turn I suppose.

Re-reading the Atheists and White Supremacists thread, you seemed to get angry then, too, and again, you seemed to think that Coyote had been treated poorly by Roger and I. However, that isn't what actually happened. He blew up, you blamed us. Looking like a pattern.
Well ill have to apologize for that to then. Doubtful that its a pattern though. Its the same instance. Its just that i apparently remained angry about it. I do remember two things about it- being frustrated and also pointing out that getting mad at you for your comparison was unreasonable because you also dont believe in god.

You remained angry over a course of months, while not actually bothering to reread the thread you were so angry about. This isn't the first time it's been suggested you need to go back and look at it. So basically, now you decided to crap on me for being crapped on by Coyote, because he's your friend and it must be my fault or Roger's fault he flipped out and spewed profanities all over us, right?

Your friend is a fucking nutjob. He's out of control and I've been pretty gracious about mostly not mentioning it and just putting him on ignore and keeping him there. You decided to go all dramawhore shit-stirrer, and now... what? Am I supposed to be just fine with that? You don't seem to be mad at HIM for all the shit he said to me... did you even read it? I went to the trouble of pulling it our for you so you didn't have to take the time to wade through the whole damn thread.

You know who you should be mad at? Your psychopath fucking asshole friend with an abusive mouth and a drinking problem, that's who.
Yes nigel i did read it and will respond to it tonight after i have waded through the whole thread because thats what i said that i would do. How else am i supposed to resolve this for myself?

I don't really care anymore how you resolve it for yourself. I can see your default position and that's all I need to know.
Well i am unaware of my default position.

"Mad at Nigel and Roger".
Well if that is so i hope to change that.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 16, 2013, 06:37:28 PM
Binks is even MORE terrifying in a DX shirt.
Mr. McMahon CRIED after this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGfdD_VBuOk).
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2013, 06:37:54 PM
Thing is, I don't mind being the horrible bastard responsible for everything, but it's just sloppy thinking. 

Roger is in a fight.  Roger must be the responsible party.

Nigel is not in the fight.  Nigel must also be at fault.

In neither case is there any evidence provided in the initial assumption to justify the conclusion.  And that's not parody.  Most times, that's really as far as it goes.

And there IS a small subset of people that decide that Nigel and/or me are AWFUL PEOPLE, and they have a few traits in common.

1.  Blow up for any reason or no reason at all.  Asking Khara what day of the week it was could accomplish this.

2.  Blame Nigel and/or Roger, even if they weren't involved in the first place.  This has happened to me, and it happened - in this case - to Nigel.

3.  Flounce.

4.  Return from flounce, say more nasty shit, flounce again.

5.  Return to step 1.

People who fall into this rarely ever work their way out of it.  Whatever it is that makes them crazy in the first place prevents them from getting better.  Khara, Charley, Nigel, Captain Utopia, Lumber Jim, etc. 
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 06:41:45 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 06:13:08 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 06:10:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 06:08:16 PM
Binks scares me.

Binks IS scary. Scary scary scary. She looks like she is a secret devourer of souls.

She can join the Nigel/QG/SP flensing squad.

I get the definite impression that  when you're alone in a room with Binks, things go all Zalgo.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 16, 2013, 06:42:40 PM
Twid, I understand that it's upsetting to see a friend reduced to an incoherent spew of abusive babbling nonsense, but whatever caused that, it wasn't Nigel or Roger posting on a message board. FFS.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 16, 2013, 06:44:23 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 06:37:54 PM
Thing is, I don't mind being the horrible bastard responsible for everything, but it's just sloppy thinking. 

Roger is in a fight.  Roger must be the responsible party.

Nigel is not in the fight.  Nigel must also be at fault.

In neither case is there any evidence provided in the initial assumption to justify the conclusion.  And that's not parody.  Most times, that's really as far as it goes.

And there IS a small subset of people that decide that Nigel and/or me are AWFUL PEOPLE, and they have a few traits in common.

1.  Blow up for any reason or no reason at all.  Asking Khara what day of the week it was could accomplish this.

2.  Blame Nigel and/or Roger, even if they weren't involved in the first place.  This has happened to me, and it happened - in this case - to Nigel.

3.  Flounce.

4.  Return from flounce, say more nasty shit, flounce again.

5.  Return to step 1.

People who fall into this rarely ever work their way out of it.  Whatever it is that makes them crazy in the first place prevents them from getting better.  Khara, Charley, Nigel, Captain Utopia, Lumber Jim, etc.
Well. If im starting to fall into this pattern i apologize to both of you.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2013, 06:46:53 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 06:41:45 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 06:13:08 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 06:10:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 06:08:16 PM
Binks scares me.

Binks IS scary. Scary scary scary. She looks like she is a secret devourer of souls.

She can join the Nigel/QG/SP flensing squad.

I get the definite impression that  when you're alone in a room with Binks, things go all Zalgo.

As if I'd allow that to happen.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2013, 06:47:48 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 16, 2013, 06:44:23 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 06:37:54 PM
Thing is, I don't mind being the horrible bastard responsible for everything, but it's just sloppy thinking. 

Roger is in a fight.  Roger must be the responsible party.

Nigel is not in the fight.  Nigel must also be at fault.

In neither case is there any evidence provided in the initial assumption to justify the conclusion.  And that's not parody.  Most times, that's really as far as it goes.

And there IS a small subset of people that decide that Nigel and/or me are AWFUL PEOPLE, and they have a few traits in common.

1.  Blow up for any reason or no reason at all.  Asking Khara what day of the week it was could accomplish this.

2.  Blame Nigel and/or Roger, even if they weren't involved in the first place.  This has happened to me, and it happened - in this case - to Nigel.

3.  Flounce.

4.  Return from flounce, say more nasty shit, flounce again.

5.  Return to step 1.

People who fall into this rarely ever work their way out of it.  Whatever it is that makes them crazy in the first place prevents them from getting better.  Khara, Charley, Nigel, Captain Utopia, Lumber Jim, etc.
Well. If im starting to fall into this pattern i apologize to both of you.

No, I don't think you do.  What you did was pick sides in a fight that you didn't understand.  That's not particularly offensive, in hindsight, but it isn't wise.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 16, 2013, 06:57:30 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 06:47:48 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 16, 2013, 06:44:23 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 06:37:54 PM
Thing is, I don't mind being the horrible bastard responsible for everything, but it's just sloppy thinking. 

Roger is in a fight.  Roger must be the responsible party.

Nigel is not in the fight.  Nigel must also be at fault.

In neither case is there any evidence provided in the initial assumption to justify the conclusion.  And that's not parody.  Most times, that's really as far as it goes.

And there IS a small subset of people that decide that Nigel and/or me are AWFUL PEOPLE, and they have a few traits in common.

1.  Blow up for any reason or no reason at all.  Asking Khara what day of the week it was could accomplish this.

2.  Blame Nigel and/or Roger, even if they weren't involved in the first place.  This has happened to me, and it happened - in this case - to Nigel.

3.  Flounce.

4.  Return from flounce, say more nasty shit, flounce again.

5.  Return to step 1.

People who fall into this rarely ever work their way out of it.  Whatever it is that makes them crazy in the first place prevents them from getting better.  Khara, Charley, Nigel, Captain Utopia, Lumber Jim, etc.
Well. If im starting to fall into this pattern i apologize to both of you.

No, I don't think you do.  What you did was pick sides in a fight that you didn't understand.  That's not particularly offensive, in hindsight, but it isn't wise.
Actually i do. As nigel said it was none of my business to begin with even if i did fully understand it. She was right and i apologize for that angle. If i still needed to get involved i should have pmed you about it instead of getting mad at you right there so i apologize for that as well. And really i should apologize to coyote for dragging him back into it because thats certainly not helping him any either.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 16, 2013, 06:58:14 PM
Something's bothering Alty, and something about Nigel's thread seemed to set him off. 

Note the two are not substantially related.  Nigel did not set him off, and her thread is not to "blame".  I get the feeling anything that looked at him sideways would have done it; it's just that Nigel's 'short, sharp shock' post was the one that happened to be there at the time.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 16, 2013, 07:01:18 PM
Y'know, with the notable exceptions of Cain and Bear, I think just about everyone ITT has sounded like a cassowary receiving a steam-pipe enema for the last 4 or 5 pages days.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 16, 2013, 07:02:34 PM
And I'm not excluding myself from that. I have been a little...touchy lately. But I do try to have the good grace to not bring it here. but you fuckers are making it tough.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 16, 2013, 07:03:07 PM
I dunno, I've often thought self-promotion and whining about Youtube, if it were to ever have a sound, would sound like like a cassowary receiving a steam-pipe enema.

But only a small one.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 16, 2013, 07:04:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 16, 2013, 06:58:14 PM
Something's bothering Alty, and something about Nigel's thread seemed to set him off. 

Note the two are not substantially related.  Nigel did not set him off, and her thread is not to "blame".  I get the feeling anything that looked at him sideways would have done it; it's just that Nigel's 'short, sharp shock' post was the one that happened to be there at the time.
Point. Correlation and causation.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 16, 2013, 07:05:20 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 16, 2013, 07:03:07 PM
I dunno, I've often thought self-promotion and whining about Youtube, if it were to ever have a sound, would sound like like a cassowary receiving a steam-pipe enema.

But only a small one.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2013, 07:05:24 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on December 16, 2013, 07:01:18 PM
Y'know, with the notable exceptions of Cain and Bear, I think just about everyone ITT has sounded like a cassowary receiving a steam-pipe enema for the last 4 or 5 pages days.

Naw, CPD was okay.  So was QG.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 16, 2013, 07:11:00 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 16, 2013, 06:58:14 PM
Something's bothering Alty, and something about Nigel's thread seemed to set him off. 

Note the two are not substantially related.  Nigel did not set him off, and her thread is not to "blame".  I get the feeling anything that looked at him sideways would have done it; it's just that Nigel's 'short, sharp shock' post was the one that happened to be there at the time.

This.

Same with Coyote.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 16, 2013, 07:22:31 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 06:47:48 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 16, 2013, 06:44:23 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 06:37:54 PM
Thing is, I don't mind being the horrible bastard responsible for everything, but it's just sloppy thinking. 

Roger is in a fight.  Roger must be the responsible party.

Nigel is not in the fight.  Nigel must also be at fault.

In neither case is there any evidence provided in the initial assumption to justify the conclusion.  And that's not parody.  Most times, that's really as far as it goes.

And there IS a small subset of people that decide that Nigel and/or me are AWFUL PEOPLE, and they have a few traits in common.

1.  Blow up for any reason or no reason at all.  Asking Khara what day of the week it was could accomplish this.

2.  Blame Nigel and/or Roger, even if they weren't involved in the first place.  This has happened to me, and it happened - in this case - to Nigel.

3.  Flounce.

4.  Return from flounce, say more nasty shit, flounce again.

5.  Return to step 1.

People who fall into this rarely ever work their way out of it.  Whatever it is that makes them crazy in the first place prevents them from getting better.  Khara, Charley, Nigel, Captain Utopia, Lumber Jim, etc.
Well. If im starting to fall into this pattern i apologize to both of you.

No, I don't think you do.  What you did was pick sides in a fight that you didn't understand.  That's not particularly offensive, in hindsight, but it isn't wise.
Wait did you mean i dont fall into the pattern? Im a bit sleep deprived...
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 07:40:21 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 06:47:48 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 16, 2013, 06:44:23 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 06:37:54 PM
Thing is, I don't mind being the horrible bastard responsible for everything, but it's just sloppy thinking. 

Roger is in a fight.  Roger must be the responsible party.

Nigel is not in the fight.  Nigel must also be at fault.

In neither case is there any evidence provided in the initial assumption to justify the conclusion.  And that's not parody.  Most times, that's really as far as it goes.

And there IS a small subset of people that decide that Nigel and/or me are AWFUL PEOPLE, and they have a few traits in common.

1.  Blow up for any reason or no reason at all.  Asking Khara what day of the week it was could accomplish this.

2.  Blame Nigel and/or Roger, even if they weren't involved in the first place.  This has happened to me, and it happened - in this case - to Nigel.

3.  Flounce.

4.  Return from flounce, say more nasty shit, flounce again.

5.  Return to step 1.

People who fall into this rarely ever work their way out of it.  Whatever it is that makes them crazy in the first place prevents them from getting better.  Khara, Charley, Nigel, Captain Utopia, Lumber Jim, etc.
Well. If im starting to fall into this pattern i apologize to both of you.

No, I don't think you do.  What you did was pick sides in a fight that you didn't nobody understands.  That's not particularly offensive, in hindsight, but it isn't wise.

Fixed that for you. Because the thing is, it's an almost entirely one-sided fight that makes no sense anywhere outside of Coyote's head. Which is another reason I am not very happy about the assumption that somehow I MADE IT HAPPEN. I didn't snap whatever snapped in Coyote's head; I didn't make him crazy. Whatever happened there happened without a whole lot of input from me, and that's why I just put him on ignore. It isn't, actually, my fight, and I'm pretty pissed, after a long slow simmer, that Twid keeps bringing it up as if I'm supposed to do something different to make it better.

I CANNOT FIX YOUR FRIEND'S CRAZY, TWID. I DIDN'T DO IT AND I CAN'T FIX IT, AND YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE FOR TRYING TO MAKE ME OUT TO BE A PARTICIPANT IN HIS CRAZY ABUSIVE BEHAVIOR.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 07:41:34 PM
WTF happened?? Nobody knows! Therefore, blame Nigel and Roger! :lol: Thanks, Twid. Thanks a ton.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 07:43:25 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on December 16, 2013, 07:01:18 PM
Y'know, with the notable exceptions of Cain and Bear, I think just about everyone ITT has sounded like a cassowary receiving a steam-pipe enema for the last 4 or 5 pages days.

Gee, yeah, thanks. Because obviously it makes perfect sense that if somebody's mad at me for something I didn't do, I am equally at fault.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 07:45:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 16, 2013, 06:58:14 PM
Something's bothering Alty, and something about Nigel's thread seemed to set him off. 

Note the two are not substantially related.  Nigel did not set him off, and her thread is not to "blame".  I get the feeling anything that looked at him sideways would have done it; it's just that Nigel's 'short, sharp shock' post was the one that happened to be there at the time.

What's this about Alty?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 16, 2013, 07:46:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 16, 2013, 06:58:14 PM
Something's bothering Alty, and something about Nigel's thread seemed to set him off. 

Note the two are not substantially related.  Nigel did not set him off, and her thread is not to "blame".  I get the feeling anything that looked at him sideways would have done it; it's just that Nigel's 'short, sharp shock' post was the one that happened to be there at the time.

No no, I have no troubles. I made a couple mistakes ITT, but I am cool.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 16, 2013, 07:50:12 PM
I think I meant Coyote.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 07:51:27 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on December 16, 2013, 07:02:34 PM
And I'm not excluding myself from that. I have been a little...touchy lately. But I do try to have the good grace to not bring it here. but you fuckers are making it tough.

You know what's funny? I haven't been touchy lately. I've been pretty much sanguine as a clear lake in summer. But I reached the end of my rope with the "I don't like what happened with Coyote, it's not fair how you guys are treating him" jabbing, and it was really the icing on the cake that he texted Coyote in the middle of the night for no apparent purpose than to stir up bad feelings and drama.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 07:53:14 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 16, 2013, 07:46:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 16, 2013, 06:58:14 PM
Something's bothering Alty, and something about Nigel's thread seemed to set him off. 

Note the two are not substantially related.  Nigel did not set him off, and her thread is not to "blame".  I get the feeling anything that looked at him sideways would have done it; it's just that Nigel's 'short, sharp shock' post was the one that happened to be there at the time.

No no, I have no troubles. I made a couple mistakes ITT, but I am cool.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 16, 2013, 07:50:12 PM
I think I meant Coyote.

Oh OK good.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2013, 08:08:02 PM
Two letters done, two to go.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 16, 2013, 08:17:09 PM
If we seriously get a dump of snow tomorrow as predicted, there's a good chance my last final will be postponed, which means that I have to reschedule my flights to take it, or miss it completely. I am not completely and totally pissed off at everything in world, and wish the snow-lovers who wished for this shit a painful, burning, heat strokity death this summer.

That is all.

-Suu
Ready to fucking make heads roll. Delayed flights is one thing, fucking with the completion of my degree is another.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 16, 2013, 08:21:10 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 16, 2013, 08:17:09 PM
If we seriously get a dump of snow tomorrow as predicted, there's a good chance my last final will be postponed, which means that I have to reschedule my flights to take it, or miss it completely. I am not completely and totally pissed off at everything in world, and wish the snow-lovers who wished for this shit a painful, burning, heat strokity death this summer.

That is all.

-Suu
Ready to fucking make heads roll. Delayed flights is one thing, fucking with the completion of my degree is another.

Well, glad you're not completely pissed off, at least.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2013, 08:21:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 16, 2013, 08:17:09 PM
If we seriously get a dump of snow tomorrow as predicted, there's a good chance my last final will be postponed, which means that I have to reschedule my flights to take it, or miss it completely. I am not completely and totally pissed off at everything in world, and wish the snow-lovers who wished for this shit a painful, burning, heat strokity death this summer.

That is all.

-Suu
Ready to fucking make heads roll. Delayed flights is one thing, fucking with the completion of my degree is another.

I keep telling You People, sea level isn't safe for humans.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 16, 2013, 08:40:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 16, 2013, 08:21:10 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 16, 2013, 08:17:09 PM
If we seriously get a dump of snow tomorrow as predicted, there's a good chance my last final will be postponed, which means that I have to reschedule my flights to take it, or miss it completely. I am not completely and totally pissed off at everything in world, and wish the snow-lovers who wished for this shit a painful, burning, heat strokity death this summer.

That is all.

-Suu
Ready to fucking make heads roll. Delayed flights is one thing, fucking with the completion of my degree is another.

Well, glad you're not completely pissed off, at least.

That was supposed to be a 'now'. I love autocorrect.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 16, 2013, 08:40:51 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 08:21:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 16, 2013, 08:17:09 PM
If we seriously get a dump of snow tomorrow as predicted, there's a good chance my last final will be postponed, which means that I have to reschedule my flights to take it, or miss it completely. I am not completely and totally pissed off at everything in world, and wish the snow-lovers who wished for this shit a painful, burning, heat strokity death this summer.

That is all.

-Suu
Ready to fucking make heads roll. Delayed flights is one thing, fucking with the completion of my degree is another.

I keep telling You People, sea level isn't safe for humans.

I am beginning to see the error in my ways.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2013, 08:41:19 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 16, 2013, 08:40:51 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 08:21:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 16, 2013, 08:17:09 PM
If we seriously get a dump of snow tomorrow as predicted, there's a good chance my last final will be postponed, which means that I have to reschedule my flights to take it, or miss it completely. I am not completely and totally pissed off at everything in world, and wish the snow-lovers who wished for this shit a painful, burning, heat strokity death this summer.

That is all.

-Suu
Ready to fucking make heads roll. Delayed flights is one thing, fucking with the completion of my degree is another.

I keep telling You People, sea level isn't safe for humans.

I am beginning to see the error in my ways.

"of"

Kill your phone.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 08:48:17 PM
So here's the basic gist of the business card I was thinking of : bit.ly/1cMWkIs

I think the wording needs some tweaking. :P But it's a good basic, yes? :P
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2013, 08:52:30 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 08:48:17 PM
So here's the basic gist of the business card I was thinking of : bit.ly/1cMWkIs

I think the wording needs some tweaking. :P But it's a good basic, yes? :P

Cannot see.  :(
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 08:54:27 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 08:52:30 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 08:48:17 PM
So here's the basic gist of the business card I was thinking of : bit.ly/1fzeHRT

I think the wording needs some tweaking. :P But it's a good basic, yes? :P

Cannot see.  :(

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Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2013, 08:57:28 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 08:54:27 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 08:52:30 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 08:48:17 PM
So here's the basic gist of the business card I was thinking of : bit.ly/1fzeHRT

I think the wording needs some tweaking. :P But it's a good basic, yes? :P

Cannot see.  :(

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Change line 4 to "Dispensing Advice Since The Johnson Administration"?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 16, 2013, 09:05:05 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 08:57:28 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 08:54:27 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 08:52:30 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 08:48:17 PM
So here's the basic gist of the business card I was thinking of : bit.ly/1fzeHRT

I think the wording needs some tweaking. :P But it's a good basic, yes? :P

Cannot see.  :(

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Change line 4 to "Dispensing Advice Since The Johnson Administration"?

From birth, then.
Though anything evocative of LBJ inspires THE HOLIES.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 09:05:14 PM
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Fiddling with things. Don't mind me.

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Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 09:10:00 PM
I like that, but I was also thinking about something like this:

(http://www.kimpellerin.com/Business%20Card%20Front%202011.jpg)

Or this:

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Just because. Maybe with Roger's serene face superimposed over a waterfall with a Zen stack of rocks and a willow tree in the background.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Pæs on December 16, 2013, 09:12:12 PM
WAIT, AM I BEING LUMPED IN WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE TOUCHY?

FUCK YOU, ECH. MY MOTHER WAS KILLED BY A CASSOWARY RECEIVING A STEAM-PIPE ENEMA, YOU INSENSITIVE SHITROD.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2013, 09:13:21 PM
USE THE FU MANCHU PSYCHO SMILE FACE
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 16, 2013, 09:15:02 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 09:10:00 PM
I like that, but I was also thinking about something like this:

(http://www.kimpellerin.com/Business%20Card%20Front%202011.jpg)

Or this:

(http://rlv.zcache.com/life_coach_i_personal_goals_spiritual_counseling_business_card-r0d428c71354243efafad27c2bce97286_i579t_8byvr_324.jpg)

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Just because. Maybe with Roger's serene face superimposed over a waterfall with a Zen stack of rocks and a willow tree in the background.

YES. OR A UNICORN.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Pæs on December 16, 2013, 09:18:59 PM
IT HAS TO BE AN ENSŌ WITH SOMETHING SUGGESTIVE OF GOATSEHANDS ON EITHER SIDE.

(http://ataraxiathetranquilmind.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/enso.gif)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2013, 09:19:55 PM
"I like to think of myself as enlightening, affirming, and empowering."
- The Reverend Doktor Hamish Howl,
Author of I'm Okay, You're an Assgoblin"

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 16, 2013, 09:23:52 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 08:41:19 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 16, 2013, 08:40:51 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 08:21:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 16, 2013, 08:17:09 PM
If we seriously get a dump of snow tomorrow as predicted, there's a good chance my last final will be postponed, which means that I have to reschedule my flights to take it, or miss it completely. I am not completely and totally pissed off at everything in world, and wish the snow-lovers who wished for this shit a painful, burning, heat strokity death this summer.

That is all.

-Suu
Ready to fucking make heads roll. Delayed flights is one thing, fucking with the completion of my degree is another.

I keep telling You People, sea level isn't safe for humans.

I am beginning to see the error in my ways.

"of"

Kill your phone.

JESUS FUCK THIS THING. *kicks it and goes back to her dumb phone*
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2013, 09:24:29 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 16, 2013, 09:23:52 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 08:41:19 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 16, 2013, 08:40:51 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 08:21:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 16, 2013, 08:17:09 PM
If we seriously get a dump of snow tomorrow as predicted, there's a good chance my last final will be postponed, which means that I have to reschedule my flights to take it, or miss it completely. I am not completely and totally pissed off at everything in world, and wish the snow-lovers who wished for this shit a painful, burning, heat strokity death this summer.

That is all.

-Suu
Ready to fucking make heads roll. Delayed flights is one thing, fucking with the completion of my degree is another.

I keep telling You People, sea level isn't safe for humans.

I am beginning to see the error in my ways.

"of"

Kill your phone.

JESUS FUCK THIS THING. *kicks it and goes back to her dumb phone*

I was unaware that Jesus was handing out the hot dickings.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 09:40:07 PM
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Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 16, 2013, 09:44:10 PM
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Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 10:06:32 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 09:13:21 PM
USE THE FU MANCHU PSYCHO SMILE FACE

That is, in fact, the exact face I was envisioning.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 10:08:01 PM
Also,  :lulz: and yes to all of the above.

ALL OF THE ABOVE.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 16, 2013, 10:14:33 PM
Or shit like this:

(http://ih0.redbubble.net/image.7392247.2066/flat,550x550,075,f.jpg)

(http://beforeitsnews.com/mediadrop/uploads/2013/43/9b462d438afe70fbeb8be8497c4b597f4517115f.jpg)

(http://www.lightstones.com/images/Fairies-Allhanging.jpg)

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 16, 2013, 10:18:53 PM
I want the ones with the fairies to give out.

On the count of Roger being a beautiful fairy princess.

DO IT.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 10:24:01 PM
But have Roger's face floating in the middle.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 16, 2013, 10:27:56 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 10:24:01 PM
But have Roger's face floating in the middle.

YES.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 16, 2013, 10:40:18 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 10:24:01 PM
But have Roger's face floating in the middle.

:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 10:43:06 PM
LOL

http://crosstalk.kinja.com/fox-does-it-again-1483616416

Quote(AP) - Fox News was battling a potential public relations nightmare this weekend after on air personality Megyn Kelly commented that Samuel L. Jackson is white.

"It's time the liberal media stops pretending that Samuel L. Jackson is black," Kelly said. "He is well spoken. He is affluent. He is successful in his career. Clearly Mr. Jackson is, like all god fearing real Americans, white."

Jackon's attorneys quickly demanded that Fox News retract the statement and take action against Kelly.

"Get that (slang word) woman off your (slang word) station," Jackson himself said in a prepared statement. "I have been called many terrible things in my time by nobody has ever gone so low as to accuse me of being white. Like Jesus, I stand by my skin color and my culture."

Fox News representatives said they would not comment on the issue until they had time to do detailed research into Jackson's racial background.

FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S BELIEVABLE.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Pæs on December 16, 2013, 10:48:34 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 10:43:06 PM
Fox News representatives said they would not comment on the issue until they had time to do detailed research into Jackson's racial background.

Must not make topical comparison...
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 10:58:18 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 16, 2013, 10:48:34 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 10:43:06 PM
Fox News representatives said they would not comment on the issue until they had time to do detailed research into Jackson's racial background.

Must not make topical comparison...

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 16, 2013, 11:14:19 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 16, 2013, 10:48:34 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 10:43:06 PM
Fox News representatives said they would not comment on the issue until they had time to do detailed research into Jackson's racial background.

Must not make topical comparison...

Go ahead.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Pæs on December 16, 2013, 11:16:17 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 16, 2013, 11:14:19 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 16, 2013, 10:48:34 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 10:43:06 PM
Fox News representatives said they would not comment on the issue until they had time to do detailed research into Jackson's racial background.
Must not make topical comparison...
Go ahead.
Nah, dude, I'm just not sure it's clear that "I'll get back to you when I have more information" while a pretty bipedal response... when delivered too late reads like "You're an asshole until further notice. I'm going to do some research and get back to you on whether or not you're still an asshole, but keep in mind that you're an asshole until then."
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 16, 2013, 11:19:13 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 16, 2013, 11:16:17 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 16, 2013, 11:14:19 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 16, 2013, 10:48:34 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 10:43:06 PM
Fox News representatives said they would not comment on the issue until they had time to do detailed research into Jackson's racial background.
Must not make topical comparison...
Go ahead.
Nah, dude, I'm just not sure it's clear that "I'll get back to you when I have more information" while a pretty bipedal response... when delivered too late reads like "You're an asshole until further notice. I'm going to do some research and get back to you on whether or not you're still an asshole, but keep in mind that you're an asshole until then."

That's fair. At this point I'm more interested in figuring out what the hell happened. I have an inkling of why I was pissed off at the whole thing, but I want to see specifically how this whole incident fits into it.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Pæs on December 16, 2013, 11:24:31 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 16, 2013, 11:19:13 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 16, 2013, 11:16:17 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 16, 2013, 11:14:19 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 16, 2013, 10:48:34 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 10:43:06 PM
Fox News representatives said they would not comment on the issue until they had time to do detailed research into Jackson's racial background.
Must not make topical comparison...
Go ahead.
Nah, dude, I'm just not sure it's clear that "I'll get back to you when I have more information" while a pretty bipedal response... when delivered too late reads like "You're an asshole until further notice. I'm going to do some research and get back to you on whether or not you're still an asshole, but keep in mind that you're an asshole until then."

That's fair. At this point I'm more interested in figuring out what the hell happened. I have an inkling of why I was pissed off at the whole thing, but I want to see specifically how this whole incident fits into it.
Right, but I think it's important to understand that when this is your stated position, you're clearly signalling that your focus is on yourself.

If I felt attacked by you and then read you explaining that you were more interested in why you were pissed off, it would be pretty easy to read "than I am in finding out how I hurt Paes" at the end of that.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 16, 2013, 11:29:41 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 16, 2013, 11:24:31 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 16, 2013, 11:19:13 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 16, 2013, 11:16:17 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 16, 2013, 11:14:19 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 16, 2013, 10:48:34 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 10:43:06 PM
Fox News representatives said they would not comment on the issue until they had time to do detailed research into Jackson's racial background.
Must not make topical comparison...
Go ahead.
Nah, dude, I'm just not sure it's clear that "I'll get back to you when I have more information" while a pretty bipedal response... when delivered too late reads like "You're an asshole until further notice. I'm going to do some research and get back to you on whether or not you're still an asshole, but keep in mind that you're an asshole until then."

That's fair. At this point I'm more interested in figuring out what the hell happened. I have an inkling of why I was pissed off at the whole thing, but I want to see specifically how this whole incident fits into it.
Right, but I think it's important to understand that when this is your stated position, you're clearly signalling that your focus is on yourself.

If I felt attacked by you and then read you explaining that you were more interested in why you were pissed off, it would be pretty easy to read "than I am in finding out how I hurt Paes" at the end of that.

Fair, but unless I am mistaken, I have already apologized for stirring up shit. This is what I'm doing now because reading the quotes that Nigel provided in the for Twid thread are over the top.

Maybe I'm not expressing my thoughts clearly, because now I feel like I'm trying to get at something that I can't put together into a sentence, which is more reason for me to handle this later.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Sita on December 16, 2013, 11:33:50 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 10:43:06 PM
LOL

http://crosstalk.kinja.com/fox-does-it-again-1483616416

Quote(AP) - Fox News was battling a potential public relations nightmare this weekend after on air personality Megyn Kelly commented that Samuel L. Jackson is white.

"It's time the liberal media stops pretending that Samuel L. Jackson is black," Kelly said. "He is well spoken. He is affluent. He is successful in his career. Clearly Mr. Jackson is, like all god fearing real Americans, white."

Jackon's attorneys quickly demanded that Fox News retract the statement and take action against Kelly.

"Get that (slang word) woman off your (slang word) station," Jackson himself said in a prepared statement. "I have been called many terrible things in my time by nobody has ever gone so low as to accuse me of being white. Like Jesus, I stand by my skin color and my culture."

Fox News representatives said they would not comment on the issue until they had time to do detailed research into Jackson's racial background.

FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S BELIEVABLE.
:um:
I think that broke my brain...
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 01:12:22 AM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on December 16, 2013, 07:02:34 PM
And I'm not excluding myself from that. I have been a little...touchy lately. But I do try to have the good grace to not bring it here. but you fuckers are making it tough.

Yeah, I know.  When Coyote does it, he's a "solid dude".  When Nigel or I respond, we're making it really tough on you.

But that's because we're chopped liver.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 17, 2013, 03:10:46 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 16, 2013, 10:40:18 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 10:24:01 PM
But have Roger's face floating in the middle.

:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

The Lemmy-Hulk Hogan one.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2013, 08:04:19 AM
Looks like the gas and coke building is slated for demolition. :(

(http://www.wweek.com/portland/imgs/media.images/14870/gasco1.nar.jpg)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Junkenstein on December 17, 2013, 08:34:39 AM
Professional aside, looks like a nice bit of work. Somewhat surprised it's not being refurbed into housing, structure seems sound enough. Industrial area?

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 17, 2013, 09:08:19 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 17, 2013, 08:34:39 AM
Professional aside, looks like a nice bit of work. Somewhat surprised it's not being refurbed into housing, structure seems sound enough. Industrial area?
They refurbish old buildings for housing there??? Here, in one the most crowded countries in the world we have a constant of 10-15% empty officebuildings here and a pressing shortage of affordable lvingspace.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 17, 2013, 09:13:19 AM
I don't know about America, but it's practically a business model of its own in the UK.  We're not quite as densely populated as you guys, but zoning laws certainly affect the available housing land, putting prices at a significant premium and making new construction sites difficult ventures.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Junkenstein on December 17, 2013, 09:18:11 AM
Quote from: :regret: on December 17, 2013, 09:08:19 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 17, 2013, 08:34:39 AM
Professional aside, looks like a nice bit of work. Somewhat surprised it's not being refurbed into housing, structure seems sound enough. Industrial area?
They refurbish old buildings for housing there??? Here, in one the most crowded countries in the world we have a constant of 10-15% empty officebuildings here and a pressing shortage of affordable lvingspace.

Yes indeed. The most obvious example I can think of would be London's Docklands. Previously industrial area now home to some very expensive flats and such. That said, pretty much every city I can think of has had something similar done to it as well, scale varies.

This isn't done as much to provide affordable living space (some of these places are stupidly expensive) as to make serious cash. Affordable housing requirements (Section 106 for you cool kids) are usually bypassed by payment direct to local authorities making sure no nurses or teachers shit up the area.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 17, 2013, 01:17:59 PM
We need to do something about these dumb winter storm names.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVikZ8Oe_XA
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 02:04:54 PM
I am horribly, horribly sick with the head/cold/chest thing that I thought I dodged.  I had trouble driving into work.

But I DID come into work.  I wish to share, because it's the season of giving. 
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 17, 2013, 02:09:57 PM
Please be careful around the heavy machinery.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 02:11:26 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 17, 2013, 02:09:57 PM
Please be careful around the heavy machinery.

Won't be going near it.  Too dizzy.

So I will be attending every meeting on the dockett.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 17, 2013, 02:16:30 PM
(http://www.globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/orson-welles-slow-clap.gif)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 02:18:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 17, 2013, 02:16:30 PM
(http://www.globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/orson-welles-slow-clap.gif)

I am Typhoid Mary.  I am the Masque of the Red Death.

I am due in a crowded staff meeting in 13 minutes.  I have made sure not to run into my boss ahead of that, so he can't stop this.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 17, 2013, 02:19:03 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 08:04:19 AM
Looks like the gas and coke building is slated for demolition. :(

(http://www.wweek.com/portland/imgs/media.images/14870/gasco1.nar.jpg)

Boo! What a gorgeous building!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 17, 2013, 02:38:29 PM
I have a customer who owes me $275 for this work I completed for him. Last week, he said he'd pay as soon as he saw pictures. Fair enough, I get it. Sent pictures...haven't heard anything since. This is after I told him I was leaving on the 18th for Florida, and I would not be schlepping a silk and linen set 1300 miles to ship so he could get it in time for Christmas. I hate people.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Junkenstein on December 17, 2013, 02:55:36 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 02:18:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 17, 2013, 02:16:30 PM
(http://www.globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/orson-welles-slow-clap.gif)

I am Typhoid Mary.  I am the Masque of the Red Death.

I am due in a crowded staff meeting in 13 minutes.  I have made sure not to run into my boss ahead of that, so he can't stop this.

Greet as MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE with a friendly hug. Insist on group photos.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 03:21:31 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 17, 2013, 02:55:36 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 02:18:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 17, 2013, 02:16:30 PM
(http://www.globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/orson-welles-slow-clap.gif)

I am Typhoid Mary.  I am the Masque of the Red Death.

I am due in a crowded staff meeting in 13 minutes.  I have made sure not to run into my boss ahead of that, so he can't stop this.

Greet as MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE with a friendly hug. Insist on group photos.

No, they pissed me off, so I resorted to froth and spittle.  They'll all be wrecks by this time Friday.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Junkenstein on December 17, 2013, 03:34:10 PM
I'll bet on the following:

You shut down for about 2 weeks on Friday.
You will not be allowed to leave prior to normal times.
An effigy of you will be burnt in the car park.

Anything less and quite frankly I'll be disappointed.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2013, 04:09:52 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 17, 2013, 08:34:39 AM
Professional aside, looks like a nice bit of work. Somewhat surprised it's not being refurbed into housing, structure seems sound enough. Industrial area?

It's a horribly toxic site, the second worst Superfund site in the area. Which is actually saying kind of a lot, because one of Portland's little-known secrets is that it's horribly polluted.

HOWEVER, THAT'S NO EXCUSE.

Here's a nice Flickr page with photos of the interior: http://www.flickr.com/photos/synikat/sets/72157625414366434/with/5186333356/

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:10:12 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 17, 2013, 03:34:10 PM
I'll bet on the following:

You shut down for about 2 weeks on Friday.
You will not be allowed to leave prior to normal times.
An effigy of you will be burnt in the car park.

Anything less and quite frankly I'll be disappointed.

Well, I've just been told that they are considering disciplinary action for one of my guys, because the engineer told him fucked up shit.

We all just got really dumb.  Really, really dumb.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2013, 04:11:09 PM
Quote from: :regret: on December 17, 2013, 09:08:19 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 17, 2013, 08:34:39 AM
Professional aside, looks like a nice bit of work. Somewhat surprised it's not being refurbed into housing, structure seems sound enough. Industrial area?
They refurbish old buildings for housing there??? Here, in one the most crowded countries in the world we have a constant of 10-15% empty officebuildings here and a pressing shortage of affordable lvingspace.

Oh hell yes, we do. We have urban growth boundaries here, and that means that if there's a way to shoehorn a bathroom into it, we'll convert it to living space.

Probably not a good idea with that PARTICULAR industrial building, I doubt anyone should live there, but a lot of the old industrial buildings and warehouses have been converted to lofts.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2013, 04:13:21 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 02:04:54 PM
I am horribly, horribly sick with the head/cold/chest thing that I thought I dodged.  I had trouble driving into work.

But I DID come into work.  I wish to share, because it's the season of giving.

You just give and give and give. You're one of the most generous people your co-workers know.  :lol:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:13:47 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:13:21 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 02:04:54 PM
I am horribly, horribly sick with the head/cold/chest thing that I thought I dodged.  I had trouble driving into work.

But I DID come into work.  I wish to share, because it's the season of giving.

You just give and give and give. You're one of the most generous people your co-workers know.  :lol:

And now I am DETERMINED to get them all sick.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2013, 04:15:54 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:10:12 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 17, 2013, 03:34:10 PM
I'll bet on the following:

You shut down for about 2 weeks on Friday.
You will not be allowed to leave prior to normal times.
An effigy of you will be burnt in the car park.

Anything less and quite frankly I'll be disappointed.

Well, I've just been told that they are considering disciplinary action for one of my guys, because the engineer told him fucked up shit.

We all just got really dumb.  Really, really dumb.

Disciplinary action for him, because someone else gave him bad information? That makes no sense. :(
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:25:06 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:15:54 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:10:12 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 17, 2013, 03:34:10 PM
I'll bet on the following:

You shut down for about 2 weeks on Friday.
You will not be allowed to leave prior to normal times.
An effigy of you will be burnt in the car park.

Anything less and quite frankly I'll be disappointed.

Well, I've just been told that they are considering disciplinary action for one of my guys, because the engineer told him fucked up shit.

We all just got really dumb.  Really, really dumb.

Disciplinary action for him, because someone else gave him bad information? That makes no sense. :(

Neither does the fact that Mike decided to leave a machine down over the weekend mean that I am somehow to blame.  Because he was in charge of the plant and decided not to have us fix it.

But I am, as are my guys.

This happens to every maintenance shop, everywhere, ever.  So now we have to play the stupid game for a while.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2013, 04:28:25 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:25:06 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:15:54 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:10:12 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 17, 2013, 03:34:10 PM
I'll bet on the following:

You shut down for about 2 weeks on Friday.
You will not be allowed to leave prior to normal times.
An effigy of you will be burnt in the car park.

Anything less and quite frankly I'll be disappointed.

Well, I've just been told that they are considering disciplinary action for one of my guys, because the engineer told him fucked up shit.

We all just got really dumb.  Really, really dumb.

Disciplinary action for him, because someone else gave him bad information? That makes no sense. :(

Neither does the fact that Mike decided to leave a machine down over the weekend mean that I am somehow to blame.  Because he was in charge of the plant and decided not to have us fix it.

But I am, as are my guys.

This happens to every maintenance shop, everywhere, ever.  So now we have to play the stupid game for a while.

That is a giant load of crap. I hope that place catches on fire after you leave it.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:36:42 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:28:25 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:25:06 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:15:54 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:10:12 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 17, 2013, 03:34:10 PM
I'll bet on the following:

You shut down for about 2 weeks on Friday.
You will not be allowed to leave prior to normal times.
An effigy of you will be burnt in the car park.

Anything less and quite frankly I'll be disappointed.

Well, I've just been told that they are considering disciplinary action for one of my guys, because the engineer told him fucked up shit.

We all just got really dumb.  Really, really dumb.

Disciplinary action for him, because someone else gave him bad information? That makes no sense. :(

Neither does the fact that Mike decided to leave a machine down over the weekend mean that I am somehow to blame.  Because he was in charge of the plant and decided not to have us fix it.

But I am, as are my guys.

This happens to every maintenance shop, everywhere, ever.  So now we have to play the stupid game for a while.

That is a giant load of crap. I hope that place catches on fire after you leave it.

Why wait?  As of this morning, NOTHING gets down without ALL the paperwork being straight.  NOTHING.  Toilet's flooding the office building?  I need a work order.  I'll wait.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2013, 04:37:32 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:36:42 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:28:25 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:25:06 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:15:54 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:10:12 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 17, 2013, 03:34:10 PM
I'll bet on the following:

You shut down for about 2 weeks on Friday.
You will not be allowed to leave prior to normal times.
An effigy of you will be burnt in the car park.

Anything less and quite frankly I'll be disappointed.

Well, I've just been told that they are considering disciplinary action for one of my guys, because the engineer told him fucked up shit.

We all just got really dumb.  Really, really dumb.

Disciplinary action for him, because someone else gave him bad information? That makes no sense. :(

Neither does the fact that Mike decided to leave a machine down over the weekend mean that I am somehow to blame.  Because he was in charge of the plant and decided not to have us fix it.

But I am, as are my guys.

This happens to every maintenance shop, everywhere, ever.  So now we have to play the stupid game for a while.

That is a giant load of crap. I hope that place catches on fire after you leave it.

Why wait?  As of this morning, NOTHING gets down without ALL the paperwork being straight.  NOTHING.  Toilet's flooding the office building?  I need a work order.  I'll wait.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 04:39:39 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:10:12 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 17, 2013, 03:34:10 PM
I'll bet on the following:

You shut down for about 2 weeks on Friday.
You will not be allowed to leave prior to normal times.
An effigy of you will be burnt in the car park.

Anything less and quite frankly I'll be disappointed.

Well, I've just been told that they are considering disciplinary action for one of my guys, because the engineer told him fucked up shit.

We all just got really dumb.  Really, really dumb.

Man, I hate that shit. You follow your fucking chain of command and carry out the orders you are given and you are shit on for not knowing better, just like you'd have been shit on for bucking the chain of command and/or not following orders. Fuck those guys.

They wanna borrow a hammer? Gee whiz, I'm not sure what exactly a hammer is let alone where we keep 'em. Everything is just so topsy-turvy down here, I mean hell, we can't even do XX right, right?

Ass bags.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:40:22 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:37:32 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:36:42 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:28:25 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:25:06 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:15:54 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:10:12 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 17, 2013, 03:34:10 PM
I'll bet on the following:

You shut down for about 2 weeks on Friday.
You will not be allowed to leave prior to normal times.
An effigy of you will be burnt in the car park.

Anything less and quite frankly I'll be disappointed.

Well, I've just been told that they are considering disciplinary action for one of my guys, because the engineer told him fucked up shit.

We all just got really dumb.  Really, really dumb.

Disciplinary action for him, because someone else gave him bad information? That makes no sense. :(

Neither does the fact that Mike decided to leave a machine down over the weekend mean that I am somehow to blame.  Because he was in charge of the plant and decided not to have us fix it.

But I am, as are my guys.

This happens to every maintenance shop, everywhere, ever.  So now we have to play the stupid game for a while.

That is a giant load of crap. I hope that place catches on fire after you leave it.

Why wait?  As of this morning, NOTHING gets down without ALL the paperwork being straight.  NOTHING.  Toilet's flooding the office building?  I need a work order.  I'll wait.

:lulz:

That's actually happening, by the way.

And the rules CLEARLY state that we need a work order AND a permit before performing any maintenance activities.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:41:00 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 04:39:39 PM
Man, I hate that shit. You follow your fucking chain of command and carry out the orders you are given and you are shit on for not knowing better, just like you'd have been shit on for bucking the chain of command and/or not following orders. Fuck those guys.

They wanna borrow a hammer? Gee whiz, I'm not sure what exactly a hammer is let alone where we keep 'em. Everything is just so topsy-turvy down here, I mean hell, we can't even do XX right, right?

Ass bags.

Oh, no.  They can borrow a hammer.  There's a form for that.  No shit.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 04:41:49 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:40:22 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:37:32 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:36:42 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:28:25 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:25:06 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:15:54 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:10:12 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 17, 2013, 03:34:10 PM
I'll bet on the following:

You shut down for about 2 weeks on Friday.
You will not be allowed to leave prior to normal times.
An effigy of you will be burnt in the car park.

Anything less and quite frankly I'll be disappointed.

Well, I've just been told that they are considering disciplinary action for one of my guys, because the engineer told him fucked up shit.

We all just got really dumb.  Really, really dumb.

Disciplinary action for him, because someone else gave him bad information? That makes no sense. :(

Neither does the fact that Mike decided to leave a machine down over the weekend mean that I am somehow to blame.  Because he was in charge of the plant and decided not to have us fix it.

But I am, as are my guys.

This happens to every maintenance shop, everywhere, ever.  So now we have to play the stupid game for a while.

That is a giant load of crap. I hope that place catches on fire after you leave it.

Why wait?  As of this morning, NOTHING gets down without ALL the paperwork being straight.  NOTHING.  Toilet's flooding the office building?  I need a work order.  I'll wait.

:lulz:

That's actually happening, by the way.

And the rules CLEARLY state that we need a work order AND a permit before performing any maintenance activities.

Good. FUCK those guys.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:42:16 PM
Jim just called me on my landline, and asked why I was being a dick, and can I please get stuff fixed.

"Are you asking me to break procedure, Jim?"

All land line calls are of course taped, per company procedure.

Fuck him, fuck them, and fuck this place.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2013, 04:42:27 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:40:22 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:37:32 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:36:42 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:28:25 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:25:06 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:15:54 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:10:12 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 17, 2013, 03:34:10 PM
I'll bet on the following:

You shut down for about 2 weeks on Friday.
You will not be allowed to leave prior to normal times.
An effigy of you will be burnt in the car park.

Anything less and quite frankly I'll be disappointed.

Well, I've just been told that they are considering disciplinary action for one of my guys, because the engineer told him fucked up shit.

We all just got really dumb.  Really, really dumb.

Disciplinary action for him, because someone else gave him bad information? That makes no sense. :(

Neither does the fact that Mike decided to leave a machine down over the weekend mean that I am somehow to blame.  Because he was in charge of the plant and decided not to have us fix it.

But I am, as are my guys.

This happens to every maintenance shop, everywhere, ever.  So now we have to play the stupid game for a while.

That is a giant load of crap. I hope that place catches on fire after you leave it.

Why wait?  As of this morning, NOTHING gets down without ALL the paperwork being straight.  NOTHING.  Toilet's flooding the office building?  I need a work order.  I'll wait.

:lulz:

That's actually happening, by the way.

And the rules CLEARLY state that we need a work order AND a permit before performing any maintenance activities.

Oh that's fucking AWESOME. As Red Tape Guy showed us, the death of getting anything done is making sure to follow ALL the rules to a T.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 04:42:59 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:41:00 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 04:39:39 PM
Man, I hate that shit. You follow your fucking chain of command and carry out the orders you are given and you are shit on for not knowing better, just like you'd have been shit on for bucking the chain of command and/or not following orders. Fuck those guys.

They wanna borrow a hammer? Gee whiz, I'm not sure what exactly a hammer is let alone where we keep 'em. Everything is just so topsy-turvy down here, I mean hell, we can't even do XX right, right?

Ass bags.

Oh, no.  They can borrow a hammer.  There's a form for that.  No shit.

Well I hope the signature isn't smudged and the text isn't blurry or anything. I'd hate for them to have to go get another one because this one might not be up to snuff. Wait, don't you need that in triplicate?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:43:09 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 04:41:49 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:40:22 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:37:32 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:36:42 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:28:25 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:25:06 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:15:54 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:10:12 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 17, 2013, 03:34:10 PM
I'll bet on the following:

You shut down for about 2 weeks on Friday.
You will not be allowed to leave prior to normal times.
An effigy of you will be burnt in the car park.

Anything less and quite frankly I'll be disappointed.

Well, I've just been told that they are considering disciplinary action for one of my guys, because the engineer told him fucked up shit.

We all just got really dumb.  Really, really dumb.

Disciplinary action for him, because someone else gave him bad information? That makes no sense. :(

Neither does the fact that Mike decided to leave a machine down over the weekend mean that I am somehow to blame.  Because he was in charge of the plant and decided not to have us fix it.

But I am, as are my guys.

This happens to every maintenance shop, everywhere, ever.  So now we have to play the stupid game for a while.

That is a giant load of crap. I hope that place catches on fire after you leave it.

Why wait?  As of this morning, NOTHING gets down without ALL the paperwork being straight.  NOTHING.  Toilet's flooding the office building?  I need a work order.  I'll wait.

:lulz:

That's actually happening, by the way.

And the rules CLEARLY state that we need a work order AND a permit before performing any maintenance activities.

Good. FUCK those guys.

Yep.  As of this morning, I no longer care if I remain employed here.  This has given me a certain degree of latitude with respect to my dealings with others.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2013, 04:43:18 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:42:16 PM
Jim just called me on my landline, and asked why I was being a dick, and can I please get stuff fixed.

"Are you asking me to break procedure, Jim?"

All land line calls are of course taped, per company procedure.

Fuck him, fuck them, and fuck this place.

:lulz:

Do I sense an impending blaze of glory?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:43:40 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:42:27 PM
Oh that's fucking AWESOME. As Red Tape Guy showed us, the death of getting anything done is making sure to follow ALL the rules to a T.

I am Red Tape Guy now.

Forever.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:44:04 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:43:18 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:42:16 PM
Jim just called me on my landline, and asked why I was being a dick, and can I please get stuff fixed.

"Are you asking me to break procedure, Jim?"

All land line calls are of course taped, per company procedure.

Fuck him, fuck them, and fuck this place.

:lulz:

Do I sense an impending blaze of glory?

I'm not going to quit.  I just don't give a fuck if they fire me.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:44:29 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 04:42:59 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:41:00 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 04:39:39 PM
Man, I hate that shit. You follow your fucking chain of command and carry out the orders you are given and you are shit on for not knowing better, just like you'd have been shit on for bucking the chain of command and/or not following orders. Fuck those guys.

They wanna borrow a hammer? Gee whiz, I'm not sure what exactly a hammer is let alone where we keep 'em. Everything is just so topsy-turvy down here, I mean hell, we can't even do XX right, right?

Ass bags.

Oh, no.  They can borrow a hammer.  There's a form for that.  No shit.

Well I hope the signature isn't smudged and the text isn't blurry or anything. I'd hate for them to have to go get another one because this one might not be up to snuff. Wait, don't you need that in triplicate?

Legible signatures only.  :)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 17, 2013, 04:45:19 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:44:29 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 04:42:59 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:41:00 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 04:39:39 PM
Man, I hate that shit. You follow your fucking chain of command and carry out the orders you are given and you are shit on for not knowing better, just like you'd have been shit on for bucking the chain of command and/or not following orders. Fuck those guys.

They wanna borrow a hammer? Gee whiz, I'm not sure what exactly a hammer is let alone where we keep 'em. Everything is just so topsy-turvy down here, I mean hell, we can't even do XX right, right?

Ass bags.

Oh, no.  They can borrow a hammer.  There's a form for that.  No shit.

Well I hope the signature isn't smudged and the text isn't blurry or anything. I'd hate for them to have to go get another one because this one might not be up to snuff. Wait, don't you need that in triplicate?

Legible signatures only.  :)

You are a cruel man, indeed.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2013, 04:46:19 PM
I woke up full of rage, hate, and resentment, as is fairly typical this time of year when I have to do a bunch of COMPLETELY POINTLESS BULLSHIT like buy a fucking dead tree and stick it in my living room, and then somehow scrape together enough cash to buy the children some kind of non-shitty presents to put under it.

STUPIDEST FUCKING TRADITION EVER. FFS.

Oh, and then of course I didn't want to be the one asshole in my mom group to not do Secret Santa, so I spent money I don't have to buy some nice bullshit and now I have to spend more money I don't have to ship it.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 04:46:47 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:44:04 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:43:18 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:42:16 PM
Jim just called me on my landline, and asked why I was being a dick, and can I please get stuff fixed.

"Are you asking me to break procedure, Jim?"

All land line calls are of course taped, per company procedure.

Fuck him, fuck them, and fuck this place.

:lulz:

Do I sense an impending blaze of glory?

I'm not going to quit.  I just don't give a fuck if they fire me.

They might just be too terrified to do that, Roger. I mean, once you're gone, the force of your vindaloo-inspired offerings to the porcelain gods will no longer hold them in appeasement. Shit will go wrong everywhere. Always. I think on some primitive level they understand this. Like . . . the part of their brain that tells them a really big predator is ticking their neck-hair with his fetid breath . . . that part should be kicking in any time now.

Don't hold out for just an apology to your man. Hold out for a dozen roses and lunch for each of you.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 05:00:41 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 04:46:47 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:44:04 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:43:18 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:42:16 PM
Jim just called me on my landline, and asked why I was being a dick, and can I please get stuff fixed.

"Are you asking me to break procedure, Jim?"

All land line calls are of course taped, per company procedure.

Fuck him, fuck them, and fuck this place.

:lulz:

Do I sense an impending blaze of glory?

I'm not going to quit.  I just don't give a fuck if they fire me.

They might just be too terrified to do that, Roger. I mean, once you're gone, the force of your vindaloo-inspired offerings to the porcelain gods will no longer hold them in appeasement. Shit will go wrong everywhere. Always. I think on some primitive level they understand this. Like . . . the part of their brain that tells them a really big predator is ticking their neck-hair with his fetid breath . . . that part should be kicking in any time now.

Don't hold out for just an apology to your man. Hold out for a dozen roses and lunch for each of you.

Meh.  To them, we are rather slow-witted apes.  Utterly replaceable.

Now Jim has a mutiny on his hands.  A mutiny furthered by following every single rule, no matter what.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 05:28:25 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 05:00:41 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 04:46:47 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:44:04 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:43:18 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:42:16 PM
Jim just called me on my landline, and asked why I was being a dick, and can I please get stuff fixed.

"Are you asking me to break procedure, Jim?"

All land line calls are of course taped, per company procedure.

Fuck him, fuck them, and fuck this place.

:lulz:

Do I sense an impending blaze of glory?

I'm not going to quit.  I just don't give a fuck if they fire me.

They might just be too terrified to do that, Roger. I mean, once you're gone, the force of your vindaloo-inspired offerings to the porcelain gods will no longer hold them in appeasement. Shit will go wrong everywhere. Always. I think on some primitive level they understand this. Like . . . the part of their brain that tells them a really big predator is ticking their neck-hair with his fetid breath . . . that part should be kicking in any time now.

Don't hold out for just an apology to your man. Hold out for a dozen roses and lunch for each of you.

Meh.  To them, we are rather slow-witted apes.  Utterly replaceable.

Now Jim has a mutiny on his hands.  A mutiny furthered by following every single rule, no matter what.

I feel bad for Jim sometimes. Not too bad, but a little bit.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 05:28:54 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 05:28:25 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 05:00:41 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 04:46:47 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:44:04 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:43:18 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:42:16 PM
Jim just called me on my landline, and asked why I was being a dick, and can I please get stuff fixed.

"Are you asking me to break procedure, Jim?"

All land line calls are of course taped, per company procedure.

Fuck him, fuck them, and fuck this place.

:lulz:

Do I sense an impending blaze of glory?

I'm not going to quit.  I just don't give a fuck if they fire me.

They might just be too terrified to do that, Roger. I mean, once you're gone, the force of your vindaloo-inspired offerings to the porcelain gods will no longer hold them in appeasement. Shit will go wrong everywhere. Always. I think on some primitive level they understand this. Like . . . the part of their brain that tells them a really big predator is ticking their neck-hair with his fetid breath . . . that part should be kicking in any time now.

Don't hold out for just an apology to your man. Hold out for a dozen roses and lunch for each of you.

Meh.  To them, we are rather slow-witted apes.  Utterly replaceable.

Now Jim has a mutiny on his hands.  A mutiny furthered by following every single rule, no matter what.

I feel bad for Jim sometimes. Not too bad, but a little bit.

Normally, I do too.  Not right now, though.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 05:30:38 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 05:28:54 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 05:28:25 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 05:00:41 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 04:46:47 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:44:04 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:43:18 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:42:16 PM
Jim just called me on my landline, and asked why I was being a dick, and can I please get stuff fixed.

"Are you asking me to break procedure, Jim?"

All land line calls are of course taped, per company procedure.

Fuck him, fuck them, and fuck this place.

:lulz:

Do I sense an impending blaze of glory?

I'm not going to quit.  I just don't give a fuck if they fire me.

They might just be too terrified to do that, Roger. I mean, once you're gone, the force of your vindaloo-inspired offerings to the porcelain gods will no longer hold them in appeasement. Shit will go wrong everywhere. Always. I think on some primitive level they understand this. Like . . . the part of their brain that tells them a really big predator is ticking their neck-hair with his fetid breath . . . that part should be kicking in any time now.

Don't hold out for just an apology to your man. Hold out for a dozen roses and lunch for each of you.

Meh.  To them, we are rather slow-witted apes.  Utterly replaceable.

Now Jim has a mutiny on his hands.  A mutiny furthered by following every single rule, no matter what.

I feel bad for Jim sometimes. Not too bad, but a little bit.

Normally, I do too.  Not right now, though.

Nope, not right now. He should be sticking up for his people, not dousing 'em in bullshit.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 05:39:18 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:46:19 PM
I woke up full of rage, hate, and resentment, as is fairly typical this time of year when I have to do a bunch of COMPLETELY POINTLESS BULLSHIT like buy a fucking dead tree and stick it in my living room, and then somehow scrape together enough cash to buy the children some kind of non-shitty presents to put under it.

STUPIDEST FUCKING TRADITION EVER. FFS.

Oh, and then of course I didn't want to be the one asshole in my mom group to not do Secret Santa, so I spent money I don't have to buy some nice bullshit and now I have to spend more money I don't have to ship it.

Ah yes. The money thing. Where everyone deserves your cash in the form for MORE STUFF because TV internet 'tradition' says so. It is a fucking stupid thing. The designation of ONE SINGLE DAY OF THE YEAR when THIS ONE THING should happen. Along with all these bizarre now mostly meaningless symbols being slathered all over everything. The rest of the year - fuck everyone.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on December 17, 2013, 05:52:57 PM
I am back. It has been a stupid and annoying few weeks during which the internet/network connection on my computer at work was not working, causing me to use the back-up computer which is horribly slow by midday and has a hard time doing more than one thing at once. So I have not been around. And while, hanging out on PD is not part of my job description, I need to be connected to the network to print and scan, the former being something I do all day. And frequently research stuff online too. And all my files are on this computer. So it's been a lot of going back and forth and slooowww, and while I was still able to get my work done, it was a lot less efficiently, which is frustrating, especially when it's relatively out of my control. But, back in business for now.

First world problems and all that.

The point of the story being, hello everyone.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 05:53:59 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on December 17, 2013, 05:52:57 PM
I am back. It has been a stupid and annoying few weeks during which the internet/network connection on my computer at work was not working, causing me to use the back-up computer which is horribly slow by midday and has a hard time doing more than one thing at once. So I have not been around. And while, hanging out on PD is not part of my job description, I need to be connected to the network to print and scan, the former being something I do all day. And frequently research stuff online too. And all my files are on this computer. So it's been a lot of going back and forth and slooowww, and while I was still able to get my work done, it was a lot less efficiently, which is frustrating, especially when it's relatively out of my control. But, back in business for now.

First world problems and all that.

The point of the story being, hello everyone.

Hallo! Welcome back. :)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2013, 05:54:31 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on December 17, 2013, 05:52:57 PM
I am back. It has been a stupid and annoying few weeks during which the internet/network connection on my computer at work was not working, causing me to use the back-up computer which is horribly slow by midday and has a hard time doing more than one thing at once. So I have not been around. And while, hanging out on PD is not part of my job description, I need to be connected to the network to print and scan, the former being something I do all day. And frequently research stuff online too. And all my files are on this computer. So it's been a lot of going back and forth and slooowww, and while I was still able to get my work done, it was a lot less efficiently, which is frustrating, especially when it's relatively out of my control. But, back in business for now.

First world problems and all that.

The point of the story being, hello everyone.

HELLO TPZ!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2013, 05:55:06 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 04:43:40 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:42:27 PM
Oh that's fucking AWESOME. As Red Tape Guy showed us, the death of getting anything done is making sure to follow ALL the rules to a T.

I am Red Tape Guy now.

Forever.

This makes me absurdly happy.  :lol:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2013, 05:58:20 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 05:39:18 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:46:19 PM
I woke up full of rage, hate, and resentment, as is fairly typical this time of year when I have to do a bunch of COMPLETELY POINTLESS BULLSHIT like buy a fucking dead tree and stick it in my living room, and then somehow scrape together enough cash to buy the children some kind of non-shitty presents to put under it.

STUPIDEST FUCKING TRADITION EVER. FFS.

Oh, and then of course I didn't want to be the one asshole in my mom group to not do Secret Santa, so I spent money I don't have to buy some nice bullshit and now I have to spend more money I don't have to ship it.

Ah yes. The money thing. Where everyone deserves your cash in the form for MORE STUFF because TV internet 'tradition' says so. It is a fucking stupid thing. The designation of ONE SINGLE DAY OF THE YEAR when THIS ONE THING should happen. Along with all these bizarre now mostly meaningless symbols being slathered all over everything. The rest of the year - fuck everyone.

My favorite part of this is, we're all broke-ass single moms, and the idea is that we all "deserve something nice" at this time of year, because we all do so much for other people. The part where the logic breaks down is that if I wasn't spending $15 plus $6 shipping to send something nice to someone else, I would have $21 to spend on something nice for myself. I mean, I feel like it would have made more sense to just buy everyone a goddamn Amazon gift card or some shit.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 06:01:30 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 05:58:20 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 05:39:18 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:46:19 PM
I woke up full of rage, hate, and resentment, as is fairly typical this time of year when I have to do a bunch of COMPLETELY POINTLESS BULLSHIT like buy a fucking dead tree and stick it in my living room, and then somehow scrape together enough cash to buy the children some kind of non-shitty presents to put under it.

STUPIDEST FUCKING TRADITION EVER. FFS.

Oh, and then of course I didn't want to be the one asshole in my mom group to not do Secret Santa, so I spent money I don't have to buy some nice bullshit and now I have to spend more money I don't have to ship it.

Ah yes. The money thing. Where everyone deserves your cash in the form for MORE STUFF because TV internet 'tradition' says so. It is a fucking stupid thing. The designation of ONE SINGLE DAY OF THE YEAR when THIS ONE THING should happen. Along with all these bizarre now mostly meaningless symbols being slathered all over everything. The rest of the year - fuck everyone.

My favorite part of this is, we're all broke-ass single moms, and the idea is that we all "deserve something nice" at this time of year, because we all do so much for other people. The part where the logic breaks down is that if I wasn't spending $15 plus $6 shipping to send something nice to someone else, I would have $21 to spend on something nice for myself. I mean, I feel like it would have made more sense to just buy everyone a goddamn Amazon gift card or some shit.

Yeah, that's how a group of friends and I are working it. We each buy ourselves one yarn thing, one candy thing, and one something extra thing. And then share pics of our things and why/what we picked. Everyone is much happier with this sort of swap, this year.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2013, 06:03:05 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 06:01:30 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 05:58:20 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 05:39:18 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:46:19 PM
I woke up full of rage, hate, and resentment, as is fairly typical this time of year when I have to do a bunch of COMPLETELY POINTLESS BULLSHIT like buy a fucking dead tree and stick it in my living room, and then somehow scrape together enough cash to buy the children some kind of non-shitty presents to put under it.

STUPIDEST FUCKING TRADITION EVER. FFS.

Oh, and then of course I didn't want to be the one asshole in my mom group to not do Secret Santa, so I spent money I don't have to buy some nice bullshit and now I have to spend more money I don't have to ship it.

Ah yes. The money thing. Where everyone deserves your cash in the form for MORE STUFF because TV internet 'tradition' says so. It is a fucking stupid thing. The designation of ONE SINGLE DAY OF THE YEAR when THIS ONE THING should happen. Along with all these bizarre now mostly meaningless symbols being slathered all over everything. The rest of the year - fuck everyone.

My favorite part of this is, we're all broke-ass single moms, and the idea is that we all "deserve something nice" at this time of year, because we all do so much for other people. The part where the logic breaks down is that if I wasn't spending $15 plus $6 shipping to send something nice to someone else, I would have $21 to spend on something nice for myself. I mean, I feel like it would have made more sense to just buy everyone a goddamn Amazon gift card or some shit.

Yeah, that's how a group of friends and I are working it. We each buy ourselves one yarn thing, one candy thing, and one something extra thing. And then share pics of our things and why/what we picked. Everyone is much happier with this sort of swap, this year.

That is a VERY good idea.

I could have used that $21 to get myself something I would really have appreciated, like a flu shot.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2013, 06:04:31 PM
I will probably end up receiving something absolutely twatty like bath salts and lipgloss.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2013, 06:05:18 PM
One of the children ate my fucking pizza.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Junkenstein on December 17, 2013, 06:07:37 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 06:05:18 PM
One of the children ate my fucking pizza.

Eat the child. Discipline must be maintained at all costs.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 17, 2013, 06:08:55 PM
It will be easier to do, once you have the bath salts.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 06:09:15 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 06:05:18 PM
One of the children ate my fucking pizza.

That right there is a war-starter. No one touches the fucking pizza.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 17, 2013, 06:09:47 PM
Just finished my Latin exam.

Has Roger infected the whole Tucson on purpose yet?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 06:10:02 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 17, 2013, 06:08:55 PM
It will be easier to do, once you have the bath salts.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Beautiful, LMNO.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 06:11:22 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 06:04:31 PM
I will probably end up receiving something absolutely twatty like bath salts and lipgloss.

Stocking stuffer for the kid who ate your pizza. Spend the money you save on buying one more present on another pizza for yourself.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 17, 2013, 06:31:42 PM
Dead trees are insanely expensive.  I went down to the local supermarket (admittedly, a more upscale business than, say, Wal-Mart) and it was 90 dollars for a dead tree.

Good thing I invested in a fake plastic one a few years back.  Well, from a money POV anyway.  The cats see it as some kind of alien interloper, however, and keep attacking it, in a futile effort to climb to the summit and dethrone the star, which is clearly controlling the whole operation.  This effort is at least partly futile because the cats get half way up the tree and then start attacking each other.

Basically I spend an hour of my day locking the cats in the kitchen and repairing the savaged plastic tree.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 17, 2013, 06:33:50 PM
That seems like a rather fitting analogy for the entire season.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 17, 2013, 06:48:50 PM
It is.  I'm basically doing the same thing by not telling anyone what I want for Xmas.  Because, truth is, I don't really want anything.

People don't seem to get that this is the case, however, and it's driving them crazy.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 17, 2013, 06:51:47 PM
Parents put the vacuum by the tree and pop it on when the kitten starts acting like an asshole near it. So far it's working.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Junkenstein on December 17, 2013, 06:56:56 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 17, 2013, 06:48:50 PM
It is.  I'm basically doing the same thing by not telling anyone what I want for Xmas.  Because, truth is, I don't really want anything.

People don't seem to get that this is the case, however, and it's driving them crazy.
I've taken that stance for years. Trust me, people will never get it. You will end up with shit you just throw away though. I suggest storage as a good go to. Can never have too many spare external HDD. Or think shit you always need to replace, such as headphones. 
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 17, 2013, 07:00:51 PM
I would like a hobo santa suit for Christmas. So every year on he 24th I can get loaded, fill a bag with either cheap garbage, actual.garbage, or vodka shooters and see what happens.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 17, 2013, 07:01:13 PM
Or a Krampus suit.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 07:04:02 PM
Spraypaint a stick silver and nail it to the door.  Done.

In other news, right after I talked to my guys about not doing SHIT without paperwork, Mikey violates confined space entry permitting procedure.

:crankey:

Suspended him until I can decide what to do about it.  WTF?  WHAT THE HELL WAS HE THINKING?  5 more minutes, and he'd have had the fucking permit.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 07:10:53 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 07:04:02 PM
Spraypaint a stick silver and nail it to the door.  Done.

In other news, right after I talked to my guys about not doing SHIT without paperwork, Mikey violates confined space entry permitting procedure.

:crankey:

Suspended him until I can decide what to do about it.  WTF?  WHAT THE HELL WAS HE THINKING?  5 more minutes, and he'd have had the fucking permit.

I vote taser.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 07:11:23 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 07:10:53 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 07:04:02 PM
Spraypaint a stick silver and nail it to the door.  Done.

In other news, right after I talked to my guys about not doing SHIT without paperwork, Mikey violates confined space entry permitting procedure.

:crankey:

Suspended him until I can decide what to do about it.  WTF?  WHAT THE HELL WAS HE THINKING?  5 more minutes, and he'd have had the fucking permit.

I vote taser.

I'm just deciding whether or not to fire him this close to Christmas.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 07:11:51 PM
That is literally the only reason he might keep his job.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 07:17:12 PM
Is this Mike the Engineer or another Mikey?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 17, 2013, 07:18:56 PM
Some people don't have discipline.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 07:20:00 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 07:17:12 PM
Is this Mike the Engineer or another Mikey?

Mike the millwright.  One of my newer guys.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 17, 2013, 07:20:58 PM
It is worth a write-up for? That way he ISN'T fired but still disciplined?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 07:21:46 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 17, 2013, 07:20:58 PM
It is worth a write-up for? That way he ISN'T fired but still disciplined?

At the very least, he's getting suspended for a week.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 07:23:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 07:20:00 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 07:17:12 PM
Is this Mike the Engineer or another Mikey?

Mike the millwright.  One of my newer guys.

Oh, well then. I was all set with the pitchforks and torches but didn't think you could fire Mike the Engineer. Motherfucker is made of Teflon. Is Millwright Mikey normally a fuck-up or is this a one-off?

You kinda gotta suspend him because ALL RULES ALL THE TIME but it would suck to fire him for getting caught in the crossfire of interdepartmental warfare.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 07:23:44 PM
Not to mention that shit is dangerous as fuck and he probably could have y'know, killed someone.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 07:24:58 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 07:23:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 07:20:00 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 07:17:12 PM
Is this Mike the Engineer or another Mikey?

Mike the millwright.  One of my newer guys.

Oh, well then. I was all set with the pitchforks and torches but didn't think you could fire Mike the Engineer. Motherfucker is made of Teflon. Is Millwright Mikey normally a fuck-up or is this a one-off?

You kinda gotta suspend him because ALL RULES ALL THE TIME but it would suck to fire him for getting caught in the crossfire of interdepartmental warfare.

He's not a self-starter, but he isn't a fuckup, either.  It's just that A) CSE is so fucking dangerous, and B) I had JUST TALKED TO THEM ABOUT THIS SHIT.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 07:38:06 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 07:24:58 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 07:23:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 07:20:00 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 07:17:12 PM
Is this Mike the Engineer or another Mikey?

Mike the millwright.  One of my newer guys.

Oh, well then. I was all set with the pitchforks and torches but didn't think you could fire Mike the Engineer. Motherfucker is made of Teflon. Is Millwright Mikey normally a fuck-up or is this a one-off?

You kinda gotta suspend him because ALL RULES ALL THE TIME but it would suck to fire him for getting caught in the crossfire of interdepartmental warfare.

He's not a self-starter, but he isn't a fuckup, either.  It's just that A) CSE is so fucking dangerous, and B) I had JUST TALKED TO THEM ABOUT THIS SHIT.

If I were in this position, I think I'd hit him hard and hope it stuck, but not fire him. I can't imagine how much fun this is for you, on top of the other bullshit. :( Cough on him twice.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2013, 07:51:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 17, 2013, 06:08:55 PM
It will be easier to do, once you have the bath salts.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2013, 07:51:34 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 06:11:22 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 06:04:31 PM
I will probably end up receiving something absolutely twatty like bath salts and lipgloss.

Stocking stuffer for the kid who ate your pizza. Spend the money you save on buying one more present on another pizza for yourself.

This is brilliant, actually.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2013, 07:58:33 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 17, 2013, 06:48:50 PM
It is.  I'm basically doing the same thing by not telling anyone what I want for Xmas.  Because, truth is, I don't really want anything.

People don't seem to get that this is the case, however, and it's driving them crazy.

I did this too, and my family absolutely couldn't wrap their heads around it. Then I got divorced and didn't have to celebrate Christmas anymore, and seriously their brains melted down. They STILL call me to wish me Merry Christmas, and I'm like, you know it's been 14 years since I last celebrated this stupid holiday that I hate, right?

It was never my favorite, but really, it's been OVER 22 YEARS since I declared my official hatred of it. And they were why. They have so many fucking RULES around what "has to happen" for Christmas and after I got married my mom had an insane tantrum because I wanted to spend Christmas morning with my husband and then come over after breakfast. She actually CRIED. And had my sister call me to guilt trip me. I was like, "Look, I work retail, I'm exhausted, this is the one day this week I get to sleep in and spend some time just having a calm morning with my husband, you guys go ahead and have a lovely breakfast and I'll see you around 10, in plenty of time to start preparing for dinner" and it was like I'd fucking slaughtered a million Jewish babies. HEIL HITLER, apparently, if I wanted to sleep in and have a relaxed Christmas morning.

After that I just said fuck you guys. I am never ever ever having Christmas with my family again.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2013, 08:00:18 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 17, 2013, 06:56:56 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 17, 2013, 06:48:50 PM
It is.  I'm basically doing the same thing by not telling anyone what I want for Xmas.  Because, truth is, I don't really want anything.

People don't seem to get that this is the case, however, and it's driving them crazy.
I've taken that stance for years. Trust me, people will never get it. You will end up with shit you just throw away though. I suggest storage as a good go to. Can never have too many spare external HDD. Or think shit you always need to replace, such as headphones.

Or food. If people insist on giving me something, I just ask that it be something that can be used up.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 08:12:57 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 07:58:33 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 17, 2013, 06:48:50 PM
It is.  I'm basically doing the same thing by not telling anyone what I want for Xmas.  Because, truth is, I don't really want anything.

People don't seem to get that this is the case, however, and it's driving them crazy.

I did this too, and my family absolutely couldn't wrap their heads around it. Then I got divorced and didn't have to celebrate Christmas anymore, and seriously their brains melted down. They STILL call me to wish me Merry Christmas, and I'm like, you know it's been 14 years since I last celebrated this stupid holiday that I hate, right?

It was never my favorite, but really, it's been OVER 22 YEARS since I declared my official hatred of it. And they were why. They have so many fucking RULES around what "has to happen" for Christmas and after I got married my mom had an insane tantrum because I wanted to spend Christmas morning with my husband and then come over after breakfast. She actually CRIED. And had my sister call me to guilt trip me. I was like, "Look, I work retail, I'm exhausted, this is the one day this week I get to sleep in and spend some time just having a calm morning with my husband, you guys go ahead and have a lovely breakfast and I'll see you around 10, in plenty of time to start preparing for dinner" and it was like I'd fucking slaughtered a million Jewish babies. HEIL HITLER, apparently, if I wanted to sleep in and have a relaxed Christmas morning.

After that I just said fuck you guys. I am never ever ever having Christmas with my family again.

Yeeeaaaah. I am familiar with this scenario as well.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 17, 2013, 08:18:12 PM
I don't mind presents, or celebrating Christmas.  I just literally cannot think of anything I want, desire or need.

Well, except a faster internet connection, which isn't happening, and a good desk/chair, which I don't have space for.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Sita on December 17, 2013, 08:20:16 PM
People get offended when I say that I would be happy with a gift card or straight up cash.
If I were to ask for an item that costs 50 bucks, their eyes twinkle and they run off to buy. But suggest they just get me a gift card for the same amount it's a fricken crime and I'm being greedy.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 17, 2013, 08:22:00 PM
I've also taken to asking people to donate to various charities in my name.

I usually try to find charities that has a potential of making them uncomfortable.  For example, my evangelical Aunt can make as many donations as she wants to the AIDS action committee. or PFLAG.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 17, 2013, 08:25:33 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 07:43:25 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on December 16, 2013, 07:01:18 PM
Y'know, with the notable exceptions of Cain and Bear, I think just about everyone ITT has sounded like a cassowary receiving a steam-pipe enema for the last 4 or 5 pages days.

Gee, yeah, thanks. Because obviously it makes perfect sense that if somebody's mad at me for something I didn't do, I am equally at fault.

Where did I say anything about fault?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 08:29:59 PM
So

sick


:sad:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 08:36:08 PM
Well, if everyone's calling it a day, I guess I'll just take a nap, then.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 17, 2013, 08:39:32 PM
Company Holiday Party is tonight.  4:30 - 7:00.  In a confrence room.


Party anuimals, i tell you.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 08:42:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 17, 2013, 08:39:32 PM
Company Holiday Party is tonight.  4:30 - 7:00.  In a confrence room.


Party anuimals, i tell you.

What the actual fuck?  I didn't know you worked for a software startup.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2013, 08:44:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 17, 2013, 08:39:32 PM
Company Holiday Party is tonight.  4:30 - 7:00.  In a confrence room.


Party anuimals, i tell you.

:lulz: Wow. That's... something.

Will they have fizzy water? Or is that too hardcore?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2013, 08:49:26 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on December 17, 2013, 08:25:33 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 07:43:25 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on December 16, 2013, 07:01:18 PM
Y'know, with the notable exceptions of Cain and Bear, I think just about everyone ITT has sounded like a cassowary receiving a steam-pipe enema for the last 4 or 5 pages days.

Gee, yeah, thanks. Because obviously it makes perfect sense that if somebody's mad at me for something I didn't do, I am equally at fault.

Where did I say anything about fault?

Basically what I got out of it is that if someone unfoundedly accuses another person of being a jerk, and that person protests, they're BOTH being equally unreasonable.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 17, 2013, 08:57:25 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 08:44:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 17, 2013, 08:39:32 PM
Company Holiday Party is tonight.  4:30 - 7:00.  In a confrence room.


Party anuimals, i tell you.

:lulz: Wow. That's... something.

Will they have fizzy water? Or is that too hardcore?

There is a rumor of wine.  This could be appealing.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2013, 08:58:38 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 17, 2013, 08:57:25 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 08:44:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 17, 2013, 08:39:32 PM
Company Holiday Party is tonight.  4:30 - 7:00.  In a confrence room.


Party anuimals, i tell you.

:lulz: Wow. That's... something.

Will they have fizzy water? Or is that too hardcore?

There is a rumor of wine.  This could be appealing.

Wine is nice.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 17, 2013, 09:11:05 PM
A friend of mine works at a company that has this: http://www.genuineinteractive.com/genuineideers/

You tweet something with the hashtag #GenuineiDeers and the animatronic deerhead says it.


My friend is sitting right next to it.  Have fun!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 17, 2013, 09:11:27 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 01:12:22 AM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on December 16, 2013, 07:02:34 PM
And I'm not excluding myself from that. I have been a little...touchy lately. But I do try to have the good grace to not bring it here. but you fuckers are making it tough.

Yeah, I know.  When Coyote does it, he's a "solid dude".  When Nigel or I respond, we're making it really tough on you.

But that's because we're chopped liver.

No, actually his shitty little interjection made me rethink my opinion. But there's not much point in responding to someone who only seems interested in popping in to tell everyone what an asshole they are so I didn't bother.

I gotta say though, this thing where people say dumb/insulting/unfortunate shit and you make it all about you for the next 3 days gets a little old. People do the same shit to me every day of my life but I just chalk it up to the unfortunate course of daily events and get on with things. I mean, we've now spent how much time examining the particulars of some stupid little spat on the internet?

Fine, I'll break it down so everyone can stop whinging (love that word, Brits) about it.

ROGER: You're a dick. You're the right KIND of dick, and for the right reasons, but primates being what they are not everybody appreciates it especially when they find themselves in the crosshairs. To them I say: C'est la vie, assholes. To you I say: It's a noble calling but you gotta be able to shrug off the fallout.

COYOTE: Dude, seriously, what is your fucking problem? You are NOT acting like a biped about this. Worse, you seem intent on being unwilling to even consider acting like a biped, as though it ennobles you to screech and dig your heels in when you clearly misunderstood the very thing you decided to get so pissed off about.

NIGEL: You're a dick. You're the right KIND of dick, and for the right reasons....wait, I think we've already covered this elsewhere. I am absolutely NOT defending anybody's abusive behavior but that doesn't preclude me from pointing out that if you frequently use "aggressively inflammatory" as a rhetorical tactic it makes it difficult for most people to see past their emotional response to the meat of your message.

TWID: Dude, I can't even begin to pretend there would ever be a good reason to text/PM/whatever one person to tell them that another person was talking about them on a message board. That's some serious 5th grade shit there, and you're better than that. Knock that shit off. It's nonya anyway.

STELLA: I really don't see where you had any business sticking your nose in any of it either. And wow, that shit you said to Alty was pretty fucked-up.

ALTY: Y'know, I've spent a fair amount of my life in an isolated mostly-frozen wilderness full of drunks and fuck-ups and I had to get the fuck out and I'm pretty sure my frozen drunken wilderness was a goddamn utopian metropolis compared to yours. Offering a man advice on a situation that involves family ties is a dumb thing to do, but I'm a dumb man and I offer it with the best of intentions: Get the fuck OUT of there, man. If you're constantly miserable your kid will pick up on that and you won't be doing him any favors in the long run.

ECH: It's 1pm on your day off. Get off the goddamn internet and go outside you lazy fuck.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 17, 2013, 09:14:00 PM
Ok, I can see where you're coming from.

You right kind of dick, you.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 09:21:27 PM
I have it on reliable authority that I am the wrong kind of dick, and my chromosomes are all fucking squishy.

:sad:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 17, 2013, 09:22:07 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 08:49:26 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on December 17, 2013, 08:25:33 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 07:43:25 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on December 16, 2013, 07:01:18 PM
Y'know, with the notable exceptions of Cain and Bear, I think just about everyone ITT has sounded like a cassowary receiving a steam-pipe enema for the last 4 or 5 pages days.

Gee, yeah, thanks. Because obviously it makes perfect sense that if somebody's mad at me for something I didn't do, I am equally at fault.

Where did I say anything about fault?

Basically what I got out of it is that if someone unfoundedly accuses another person of being a jerk, and that person protests, they're BOTH being equally unreasonable.



Well I don't know how you got that, but it doesn't resemble anything I said.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 17, 2013, 09:23:40 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 09:21:27 PM
I have it on reliable authority that I am the wrong kind of dick, and my chromosomes are all fucking squishy.

:sad:

That's good, it allows them to fit into spaces other chromosomes can't reach.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 09:26:11 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on December 17, 2013, 09:23:40 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 09:21:27 PM
I have it on reliable authority that I am the wrong kind of dick, and my chromosomes are all fucking squishy.

:sad:

That's good, it allows them to fit into spaces other chromosomes can't reach.

This explains so much.  So much.

Mostly about those missing 2 weeks I spent in the desert in 2005.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2013, 09:34:40 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on December 17, 2013, 09:22:07 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 08:49:26 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on December 17, 2013, 08:25:33 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 07:43:25 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on December 16, 2013, 07:01:18 PM
Y'know, with the notable exceptions of Cain and Bear, I think just about everyone ITT has sounded like a cassowary receiving a steam-pipe enema for the last 4 or 5 pages days.

Gee, yeah, thanks. Because obviously it makes perfect sense that if somebody's mad at me for something I didn't do, I am equally at fault.

Where did I say anything about fault?

Basically what I got out of it is that if someone unfoundedly accuses another person of being a jerk, and that person protests, they're BOTH being equally unreasonable.



Well I don't know how you got that, but it doesn't resemble anything I said.

Not the words, no. But you basically said that everyone was screeching, and then commented on how you've been touchy, too. Implying that the people who were upset were just being touchy.

Funny thing is, I wasn't touchy at all until the white-knighting started because Roger dared to unfairly lump a stand-up solid guy - who just happens to be an incoherent abusive drunk trainwreck who has repeatedly told both Roger and I to go fuck ourselves - in with other people who have told Roger and I to go fuck ourselves.

So yeah.

SORRY ABOUT BEING A TOUCHY, SCREECHING CASSOWARY, next time I'll just smile sweetly and say OK when someone tells me I'm being an unfair jerk for referring to another person's telling me to go fuck myself.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2013, 09:38:52 PM
Sorry, reading BACKWARDS isn't always the most effective way of parsing a thread.

I see your point.

I would also like to say that I made an attempt to move this conversation out of Open Bar and in fact made another thread for it so it would stop shitting this thread up, but it didn't work.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 17, 2013, 09:48:39 PM
And keep in mind, I wasn't attaching any value judgment to the idea of being touchy. Usually if I'm touchy there's a good reason, and I tend to assume the same holds true for other people.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 09:48:50 PM
Material handler just went batshit on "K", and drove through building H knocking over shaker screens, tables, and trying to squish Troy.

Police & ambulance are here.  Guy DOES NOT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!

Everything is going all Tucson on me.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 17, 2013, 09:51:05 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 09:21:27 PM
I have it on reliable authority that I am the wrong kind of dick, and my chromosomes are all fucking squishy.


Too white. Dick Privilege

:sad:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2013, 09:53:38 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 09:48:50 PM
Material handler just went batshit on "K", and drove through building H knocking over shaker screens, tables, and trying to squish Troy.

Police & ambulance are here.  Guy DOES NOT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!

Everything is going all Tucson on me.

WHAAAAAAT THE FUCK???
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 17, 2013, 10:02:05 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 09:48:50 PM
Material handler just went batshit on "K", and drove through building H knocking over shaker screens, tables, and trying to squish Troy.

Police & ambulance are here.  Guy DOES NOT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!

Everything is going all Tucson on me.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Jesus fuck, is everyone okay?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Pæs on December 17, 2013, 10:10:13 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 09:48:50 PM
Material handler just went batshit on "K", and drove through building H knocking over shaker screens, tables, and trying to squish Troy.

Police & ambulance are here.  Guy DOES NOT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!

Everything is going all Tucson on me.

Holy shit.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 10:24:33 PM
Quote from: Kaousuu's Krazy Khaki Kristmas Kookies on December 17, 2013, 10:02:05 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 09:48:50 PM
Material handler just went batshit on "K", and drove through building H knocking over shaker screens, tables, and trying to squish Troy.

Police & ambulance are here.  Guy DOES NOT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!

Everything is going all Tucson on me.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Jesus fuck, is everyone okay?

Troy is a muscle-bound freak, but he moves like a cobra.  He's fine.

A few dozen grand worth of equipment, not so much.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2013, 10:31:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 10:24:33 PM
Quote from: Kaousuu's Krazy Khaki Kristmas Kookies on December 17, 2013, 10:02:05 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 09:48:50 PM
Material handler just went batshit on "K", and drove through building H knocking over shaker screens, tables, and trying to squish Troy.

Police & ambulance are here.  Guy DOES NOT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!

Everything is going all Tucson on me.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Jesus fuck, is everyone okay?

Troy is a muscle-bound freak, but he moves like a cobra.  He's fine.

A few dozen grand worth of equipment, not so much.

So uuuuuhhhhh

What happened to make materials handler guy snap?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 10:32:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 17, 2013, 10:31:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 10:24:33 PM
Quote from: Kaousuu's Krazy Khaki Kristmas Kookies on December 17, 2013, 10:02:05 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 09:48:50 PM
Material handler just went batshit on "K", and drove through building H knocking over shaker screens, tables, and trying to squish Troy.

Police & ambulance are here.  Guy DOES NOT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!

Everything is going all Tucson on me.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Jesus fuck, is everyone okay?

Troy is a muscle-bound freak, but he moves like a cobra.  He's fine.

A few dozen grand worth of equipment, not so much.

So uuuuuhhhhh

What happened to make materials handler guy snap?

According to him, the demons in his head told him to do lots and lots of K in the bathroom.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 10:36:04 PM
Going to Frankfurt on January 3rd.

I will bring my sickness to Germany.  All may share in the horrible snot rockets.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 17, 2013, 10:37:24 PM
YOU HAVE PEOPLE IN A REFINERY THAT DO SPECIAL K AT WORK!?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 17, 2013, 10:39:33 PM
Ketamine and heavy machinery seems like a perfect mix. :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 17, 2013, 10:53:13 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on December 17, 2013, 10:39:33 PM
Ketamine and heavy machinery seems like a perfect mix. :lulz:

Yeah, that was kinda my thought too.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Pæs on December 17, 2013, 10:57:57 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 10:32:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 17, 2013, 10:31:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 10:24:33 PM
Quote from: Kaousuu's Krazy Khaki Kristmas Kookies on December 17, 2013, 10:02:05 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 09:48:50 PM
Material handler just went batshit on "K", and drove through building H knocking over shaker screens, tables, and trying to squish Troy.

Police & ambulance are here.  Guy DOES NOT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!

Everything is going all Tucson on me.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Jesus fuck, is everyone okay?

Troy is a muscle-bound freak, but he moves like a cobra.  He's fine.

A few dozen grand worth of equipment, not so much.

So uuuuuhhhhh

What happened to make materials handler guy snap?

According to him, the demons in his head told him to do lots and lots of K in the bathroom.
Yeah, well. Maybe if you hadn't KILLED ALL THE ANGELS WITH YOUR DAMN RADIO.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 17, 2013, 11:00:06 PM
ECH, ET AL:

I made a rather long post about why I am here and not anywhere else, ATM. It is in LIT. Chaotic.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2013, 11:03:52 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 10:32:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 17, 2013, 10:31:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 10:24:33 PM
Quote from: Kaousuu's Krazy Khaki Kristmas Kookies on December 17, 2013, 10:02:05 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 09:48:50 PM
Material handler just went batshit on "K", and drove through building H knocking over shaker screens, tables, and trying to squish Troy.

Police & ambulance are here.  Guy DOES NOT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!

Everything is going all Tucson on me.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Jesus fuck, is everyone okay?

Troy is a muscle-bound freak, but he moves like a cobra.  He's fine.

A few dozen grand worth of equipment, not so much.

So uuuuuhhhhh

What happened to make materials handler guy snap?

According to him, the demons in his head told him to do lots and lots of K in the bathroom.

Whoa.  :eek:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 17, 2013, 11:04:16 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 17, 2013, 10:57:57 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 10:32:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 17, 2013, 10:31:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 10:24:33 PM
Quote from: Kaousuu's Krazy Khaki Kristmas Kookies on December 17, 2013, 10:02:05 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 09:48:50 PM
Material handler just went batshit on "K", and drove through building H knocking over shaker screens, tables, and trying to squish Troy.

Police & ambulance are here.  Guy DOES NOT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!

Everything is going all Tucson on me.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Jesus fuck, is everyone okay?

Troy is a muscle-bound freak, but he moves like a cobra.  He's fine.

A few dozen grand worth of equipment, not so much.

So uuuuuhhhhh

What happened to make materials handler guy snap?

According to him, the demons in his head told him to do lots and lots of K in the bathroom.
Yeah, well. Maybe if you hadn't KILLED ALL THE ANGELS WITH YOUR DAMN RADIO.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 11:27:17 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 17, 2013, 10:57:57 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 10:32:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 17, 2013, 10:31:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 10:24:33 PM
Quote from: Kaousuu's Krazy Khaki Kristmas Kookies on December 17, 2013, 10:02:05 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 09:48:50 PM
Material handler just went batshit on "K", and drove through building H knocking over shaker screens, tables, and trying to squish Troy.

Police & ambulance are here.  Guy DOES NOT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!

Everything is going all Tucson on me.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Jesus fuck, is everyone okay?

Troy is a muscle-bound freak, but he moves like a cobra.  He's fine.

A few dozen grand worth of equipment, not so much.

So uuuuuhhhhh

What happened to make materials handler guy snap?

According to him, the demons in his head told him to do lots and lots of K in the bathroom.
Yeah, well. Maybe if you hadn't KILLED ALL THE ANGELS WITH YOUR DAMN RADIO.

INTERBUTTS VERY ORVER.  PAES WINS.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 11:28:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 17, 2013, 10:37:24 PM
YOU HAVE PEOPLE IN A REFINERY THAT DO SPECIAL K AT WORK!?

Not for long.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 17, 2013, 11:42:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 17, 2013, 08:04:19 AM
Looks like the gas and coke building is slated for demolition. :(

(http://www.wweek.com/portland/imgs/media.images/14870/gasco1.nar.jpg)

:cry:

Are they going to salvage any of it? It's probably full of awesome old moldings and things.
Or are they just going to wreck it?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 17, 2013, 11:49:38 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 05:39:18 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:46:19 PM
I woke up full of rage, hate, and resentment, as is fairly typical this time of year when I have to do a bunch of COMPLETELY POINTLESS BULLSHIT like buy a fucking dead tree and stick it in my living room, and then somehow scrape together enough cash to buy the children some kind of non-shitty presents to put under it.

STUPIDEST FUCKING TRADITION EVER. FFS.

Oh, and then of course I didn't want to be the one asshole in my mom group to not do Secret Santa, so I spent money I don't have to buy some nice bullshit and now I have to spend more money I don't have to ship it.

Ah yes. The money thing. Where everyone deserves your cash in the form for MORE STUFF because TV internet 'tradition' says so. It is a fucking stupid thing. The designation of ONE SINGLE DAY OF THE YEAR when THIS ONE THING should happen. Along with all these bizarre now mostly meaningless symbols being slathered all over everything. The rest of the year - fuck everyone.

Actual tradition is probably more along the lines of clothespin dolls and fruit.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 18, 2013, 12:18:49 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 17, 2013, 11:42:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 17, 2013, 08:04:19 AM
Looks like the gas and coke building is slated for demolition. :(

(http://www.wweek.com/portland/imgs/media.images/14870/gasco1.nar.jpg)

:cry:

Are they going to salvage any of it? It's probably full of awesome old moldings and things.
Or are they just going to wreck it?

I'm guessing they'll probably just wreck it. After 50 years of abandonment, salvage would be a matter of picking through the disaster that the interior is for scraps that are still usable. Not that there aren't treasures, just that themotivation to find them might not be strong enough.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 18, 2013, 12:24:15 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 10:32:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 17, 2013, 10:31:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 10:24:33 PM
Quote from: Kaousuu's Krazy Khaki Kristmas Kookies on December 17, 2013, 10:02:05 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 09:48:50 PM
Material handler just went batshit on "K", and drove through building H knocking over shaker screens, tables, and trying to squish Troy.

Police & ambulance are here.  Guy DOES NOT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!

Everything is going all Tucson on me.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Jesus fuck, is everyone okay?

Troy is a muscle-bound freak, but he moves like a cobra.  He's fine.

A few dozen grand worth of equipment, not so much.

So uuuuuhhhhh

What happened to make materials handler guy snap?

According to him, the demons in his head told him to do lots and lots of K in the bathroom.

Ugh. Is he trying to get on disability or something?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 18, 2013, 12:24:43 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 18, 2013, 12:24:15 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 10:32:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 17, 2013, 10:31:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 10:24:33 PM
Quote from: Kaousuu's Krazy Khaki Kristmas Kookies on December 17, 2013, 10:02:05 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 09:48:50 PM
Material handler just went batshit on "K", and drove through building H knocking over shaker screens, tables, and trying to squish Troy.

Police & ambulance are here.  Guy DOES NOT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!

Everything is going all Tucson on me.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Jesus fuck, is everyone okay?

Troy is a muscle-bound freak, but he moves like a cobra.  He's fine.

A few dozen grand worth of equipment, not so much.

So uuuuuhhhhh

What happened to make materials handler guy snap?

According to him, the demons in his head told him to do lots and lots of K in the bathroom.

Ugh. Is he trying to get on disability or something?

No, I think he's just brain damaged.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 18, 2013, 12:26:10 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 18, 2013, 12:18:49 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 17, 2013, 11:42:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 17, 2013, 08:04:19 AM
Looks like the gas and coke building is slated for demolition. :(

(http://www.wweek.com/portland/imgs/media.images/14870/gasco1.nar.jpg)

:cry:

Are they going to salvage any of it? It's probably full of awesome old moldings and things.
Or are they just going to wreck it?

I'm guessing they'll probably just wreck it. After 50 years of abandonment, salvage would be a matter of picking through the disaster that the interior is for scraps that are still usable. Not that there aren't treasures, just that themotivation to find them might not be strong enough.

Aw.
That stove on flickr looks 50's vintage. It could probably be refurbished.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 18, 2013, 12:27:42 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 18, 2013, 12:24:43 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 18, 2013, 12:24:15 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 10:32:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 17, 2013, 10:31:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 10:24:33 PM
Quote from: Kaousuu's Krazy Khaki Kristmas Kookies on December 17, 2013, 10:02:05 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 09:48:50 PM
Material handler just went batshit on "K", and drove through building H knocking over shaker screens, tables, and trying to squish Troy.

Police & ambulance are here.  Guy DOES NOT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!

Everything is going all Tucson on me.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Jesus fuck, is everyone okay?

Troy is a muscle-bound freak, but he moves like a cobra.  He's fine.

A few dozen grand worth of equipment, not so much.

So uuuuuhhhhh

What happened to make materials handler guy snap?

According to him, the demons in his head told him to do lots and lots of K in the bathroom.

Ugh. Is he trying to get on disability or something?

No, I think he's just brain damaged.

Ketamine + heavy equipment + BRAIN DAMAGE
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 18, 2013, 12:39:59 AM
I ate shit on the sidewalk on the way home, because some caring neighbor decided to not melt their ice before we got an inch of fresh powder. My Yaktrax didn't stand a chance.

I was about ready to knock on the door to bitch, but then I saw it was one of our perpetually "under construction" homes, which is a loophole to dodge taxes in the city.

I just got Providenced. Right on the joint between the thigh and ass.

Fuck you.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 18, 2013, 12:41:15 AM
StableIcers or GTFO.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 18, 2013, 12:45:13 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 18, 2013, 12:26:10 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 18, 2013, 12:18:49 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 17, 2013, 11:42:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 17, 2013, 08:04:19 AM
Looks like the gas and coke building is slated for demolition. :(

(http://www.wweek.com/portland/imgs/media.images/14870/gasco1.nar.jpg)

:cry:

Are they going to salvage any of it? It's probably full of awesome old moldings and things.
Or are they just going to wreck it?

I'm guessing they'll probably just wreck it. After 50 years of abandonment, salvage would be a matter of picking through the disaster that the interior is for scraps that are still usable. Not that there aren't treasures, just that themotivation to find them might not be strong enough.

Aw.
That stove on flickr looks 50's vintage. It could probably be refurbished.

It's possible that they'll let an independent salvage company go in before demolition. I wouldn't count on it though.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 18, 2013, 12:49:17 AM
Too sick to stay awake.

Going to bed at 5:49.

DOUR,
Hard Rocker
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 18, 2013, 12:59:47 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 18, 2013, 12:49:17 AM
Too sick to stay awake.

Going to bed at 5:49.

DOUR,
Hard Rocker

Hope you feel better.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 18, 2013, 02:01:01 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 18, 2013, 12:49:17 AM
Too sick to stay awake.

Going to bed at 5:49.

DOUR,
Hard Rocker

Awww get better. :(
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 18, 2013, 02:14:18 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 18, 2013, 12:41:15 AM
StableIcers or GTFO.

I have Yaktrax, perhaps it's time for an upgrade.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 18, 2013, 02:16:26 AM
Quote from: Kaousuu's Krazy Khaki Kristmas Kookies on December 18, 2013, 02:14:18 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 18, 2013, 12:41:15 AM
StableIcers or GTFO.

I have Yaktrax, perhaps it's time for an upgrade.

Even on sheer ice they grip enough, and the metal bits are replacable.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 18, 2013, 04:06:54 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 17, 2013, 10:53:13 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on December 17, 2013, 10:39:33 PM
Ketamine and heavy machinery seems like a perfect mix. :lulz:

Yeah, that was kinda my thought too.

Really, I don't know why it isn't more of a thing.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 18, 2013, 04:08:09 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 17, 2013, 11:49:38 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 05:39:18 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 04:46:19 PM
I woke up full of rage, hate, and resentment, as is fairly typical this time of year when I have to do a bunch of COMPLETELY POINTLESS BULLSHIT like buy a fucking dead tree and stick it in my living room, and then somehow scrape together enough cash to buy the children some kind of non-shitty presents to put under it.

STUPIDEST FUCKING TRADITION EVER. FFS.

Oh, and then of course I didn't want to be the one asshole in my mom group to not do Secret Santa, so I spent money I don't have to buy some nice bullshit and now I have to spend more money I don't have to ship it.

Ah yes. The money thing. Where everyone deserves your cash in the form for MORE STUFF because TV internet 'tradition' says so. It is a fucking stupid thing. The designation of ONE SINGLE DAY OF THE YEAR when THIS ONE THING should happen. Along with all these bizarre now mostly meaningless symbols being slathered all over everything. The rest of the year - fuck everyone.

Actual tradition is probably more along the lines of clothespin dolls and fruit.

I approve.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 18, 2013, 04:26:04 AM
I make ridiculous packing lists, but they work. Flight's at 7:45am.

Night spags.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 18, 2013, 04:48:53 AM
Quote from: Kaousuu's Krazy Khaki Kristmas Kookies on December 18, 2013, 04:26:04 AM
I make ridiculous packing lists, but they work. Flight's at 7:45am.

Night spags.

Sleep well, safe trip.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 18, 2013, 04:50:09 AM
Wheeeeee! I should so be asleep, myself, but I can't sleep for another hour or two. Blarget fargen.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 18, 2013, 05:10:49 AM
Quote from: Kaousuu's Krazy Khaki Kristmas Kookies on December 18, 2013, 04:26:04 AM
I make ridiculous packing lists, but they work. Flight's at 7:45am.

Night spags.

Safe home. Safe return.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Junkenstein on December 18, 2013, 11:36:41 AM
Ethical Dilemma - Just had a huge tender in for enabling works to create a new supermax jail. I think I'll be making some "mistakes" on this one.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 18, 2013, 12:10:31 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 18, 2013, 11:36:41 AM
Ethical Dilemma

KYFMS?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Junkenstein on December 18, 2013, 12:21:05 PM
Quote from: :regret: on December 18, 2013, 12:10:31 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 18, 2013, 11:36:41 AM
Ethical Dilemma

KYFMS?

Unfortunately, not an option. The better option here is smiling, nodding and then giving them a crazy price. It's a good client, just has some unfortunate sides to their business. On the plus side, I'm going to end up at all sorts of events relating to this and I'm betting they're all going to love discussing the prison pipeline.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 18, 2013, 12:32:45 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 18, 2013, 12:21:05 PM
Quote from: :regret: on December 18, 2013, 12:10:31 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 18, 2013, 11:36:41 AM
Ethical Dilemma

KYFMS?

Unfortunately, not an option. The better option here is smiling, nodding and then giving them a crazy price. It's a good client, just has some unfortunate sides to their business. On the plus side, I'm going to end up at all sorts of events relating to this and I'm betting they're all going to love discussing the prison pipeline.
No, I mean, don't talk online about fucking with the owners of prisons. Those are not nice people.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Junkenstein on December 18, 2013, 12:50:00 PM
I work in demolition. Most people in the industry view reading as an optional skill.

The ultimate owner of this one would be the Government, so I'm either pretty safe or already fucked.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 18, 2013, 01:53:09 PM
Too sick to go to work.  Wanna die at home anyway.

In soft pance.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 18, 2013, 01:56:53 PM
Is this something other than this year's flu, or did you not get your shots?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 18, 2013, 02:02:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 18, 2013, 01:56:53 PM
Is this something other than this year's flu, or did you not get your shots?

I got my shots.  This is the upper respiratory tract thingie going around.

Has all the hallmarks of a flu, walked right though the vaccine, kicked my ass, took my lunch.  Everyone here seems to be getting it,whether or not they had the shot.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 18, 2013, 02:02:43 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 18, 2013, 12:50:00 PM
I work in demolition. Most people in the industry view reading as an optional skill.

The ultimate owner of this one would be the Government, so I'm either pretty safe or already fucked.
ah, gotcha. Well, have fun fucking with bad people then. Please to post ensuing hilarity.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 18, 2013, 02:03:06 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 18, 2013, 02:02:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 18, 2013, 01:56:53 PM
Is this something other than this year's flu, or did you not get your shots?

I got my shots.  This is the upper respiratory tract thingie going around.

Has all the hallmarks of a flu, walked right though the vaccine, kicked my ass, took my lunch.  Everyone here seems to be getting it,whether or not they had the shot.

Oh, crap.

DON'T COME TO BOSTON.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 18, 2013, 02:05:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 18, 2013, 02:03:06 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 18, 2013, 02:02:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 18, 2013, 01:56:53 PM
Is this something other than this year's flu, or did you not get your shots?

I got my shots.  This is the upper respiratory tract thingie going around.

Has all the hallmarks of a flu, walked right though the vaccine, kicked my ass, took my lunch.  Everyone here seems to be getting it,whether or not they had the shot.

Oh, crap.

DON'T COME TO BOSTON.

From what I gather, this thing started in New Orleans, and is nation-wide already.

I can't imagine how much fun it would be at freezing temperatures.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 18, 2013, 02:07:38 PM
:omg:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 18, 2013, 02:14:13 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 18, 2013, 02:05:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 18, 2013, 02:03:06 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 18, 2013, 02:02:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 18, 2013, 01:56:53 PM
Is this something other than this year's flu, or did you not get your shots?

I got my shots.  This is the upper respiratory tract thingie going around.

Has all the hallmarks of a flu, walked right though the vaccine, kicked my ass, took my lunch.  Everyone here seems to be getting it,whether or not they had the shot.

Oh, crap.

DON'T COME TO BOSTON.

From what I gather, this thing started in New Orleans, and is nation-wide already.

I can't imagine how much fun it would be at freezing temperatures.
Dangerous: Every sneeze launches snot-ice javelins. Every cough is a mucus buckshot. In one park a warmer short gust of wind caused people to sweat for a second and a split second later recreated a Gorgon's Garden.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 18, 2013, 02:23:50 PM
This sounds familiar to the illness I had in the start of November.  It was briefer than the flu, and somewhat less nasty, but only barely. 
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 18, 2013, 05:37:21 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 18, 2013, 02:05:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 18, 2013, 02:03:06 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 18, 2013, 02:02:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 18, 2013, 01:56:53 PM
Is this something other than this year's flu, or did you not get your shots?

I got my shots.  This is the upper respiratory tract thingie going around.

Has all the hallmarks of a flu, walked right though the vaccine, kicked my ass, took my lunch.  Everyone here seems to be getting it,whether or not they had the shot.

Oh, crap.

DON'T COME TO BOSTON.

From what I gather, this thing started in New Orleans, and is nation-wide already.

I can't imagine how much fun it would be at freezing temperatures.

I seriously need to get a flu shot today.

It might not save me from that particular one, but it ups my odds in general.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 18, 2013, 07:16:35 PM
I always get sick the years I get a flu shot. The years I don't, I'm fine. It is weird and I don't know why. So I don't get the shots. This apparently makes me a bastard.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 18, 2013, 07:27:47 PM
I've never had one. About once every fifteen years, I get something that might be flu or might just be a really nasty cold. Doesn't really justify the hassle and privation involved in getting a shot.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 18, 2013, 07:52:37 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 18, 2013, 07:27:47 PM
I've never had one. About once every fifteen years, I get something that might be flu or might just be a really nasty cold. Doesn't really justify the hassle and privation involved in getting a shot.

You don't get the "YOU'RE ENDANGERING OTHERS OMG?!?!?!?" lecture?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 18, 2013, 08:14:36 PM
She doesn't live near me, so, no.


LMNO
-strong believer in herd immunity.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 18, 2013, 08:21:29 PM
Herd immunity, that's a new one.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 18, 2013, 08:24:25 PM
Seriously?  You've never heard of that? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herd_immunity)  It's pretty much how mass vaccinations work.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 18, 2013, 08:24:27 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 18, 2013, 07:27:47 PM
I've never had one. About once every fifteen years, I get something that might be flu or might just be a really nasty cold. Doesn't really justify the hassle and privation involved in getting a shot.

I've never had one. When my kids were small it wasn't common for everyone to get  them, because the really nasty new strains of transgenic flu we have now hadn't developed. Those are the ones the shots are designed to protect against; the idea is to prevent pandemic flu, the ones that meet certain criteria both for contagion and for severity, not  to prevent people from getting some shitty but not particularly dangerous bug.

I don't work with sick people, children, or the public, so there's no really compelling reason for me to get one except that my best friend just had a baby. The current flu shot protects against three highly contagious strains that have a high mortality rate for babies, so...
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 18, 2013, 08:34:15 PM
Also, it isn't much of a hassle or a privation anymore. You go to the grocery store, hand the pharmacist $25, and they give you a shot and a coupon for a latte. At least that's how it works here.

And CPD, you are forgiven because you're young, but do please read the link LMNO posted. Herd immunity is important because it prevents disease from spreading to those who are most vulnerable, such as newborns.

Feedlot conditions have created a perfect breeding ground for some incredibly nasty flu strains in the last few years. These are not "sick in bed for a week" flus, these are strains that are killing young healthy people by sending their immune systems into overdrive. Good idea to get vaccinated if you deal with the public.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 18, 2013, 08:37:49 PM
Incidentally, I apologize if that sounded elitist and snarky.  Having a bad day, but that's no reason to be shitty to you.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 18, 2013, 08:50:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 18, 2013, 08:24:25 PM
Seriously?  You've never heard of that? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herd_immunity)  It's pretty much how mass vaccinations work.

Community immunity, yes. I guess even farmers don't like to think of themselves as a herd, though. Weird.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 18, 2013, 08:55:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 18, 2013, 08:34:15 PM
Also, it isn't much of a hassle or a privation anymore. You go to the grocery store, hand the pharmacist $25, and they give you a shot and a coupon for a latte. At least that's how it works here.

And CPD, you are forgiven because you're young, but do please read the link LMNO posted. Herd immunity is important because it prevents disease from spreading to those who are most vulnerable, such as newborns.

Feedlot conditions have created a perfect breeding ground for some incredibly nasty flu strains in the last few years. These are not "sick in bed for a week" flus, these are strains that are killing young healthy people by sending their immune systems into overdrive. Good idea to get vaccinated if you deal with the public.

I'm 32. I understand how mass immunization works; farmer, etc. I just never heard the term 'herd immunity' applied to people. Community immunity yeah. I thought LMNO was making a dig. 

I spend two weeks with a migraine and vomiting my guts up every time I get a flu shot, so I stopped getting them because I can't afford to miss two straight weeks of work.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 18, 2013, 09:00:28 PM
I like the melifluous sound of "community immunity".  I might have to start using that.

And you're exactly the person who that sort of thing benefits, so you obviously know what you're talking about.

Again, no snark intended.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 18, 2013, 09:05:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 18, 2013, 09:00:28 PM
I like the melifluous sound of "community immunity".  I might have to start using that.

And you're exactly the person who that sort of thing benefits, so you obviously know what you're talking about.

Again, no snark intended.

Yeah, no, I dig. My brain just isn't making the right connections today, apparently. I grew up on a farm and all that, I saw what happened when my uncle skipped vaccinations. In this conversation I just went from thinking about the lectures I get from people now, mostly semi-city folk and your mention of 'herd' and it skipped the track. Sorry about that.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 18, 2013, 10:06:56 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 18, 2013, 08:55:31 PM
I spend two weeks with a migraine and vomiting my guts up every time I get a flu shot, so I stopped getting them because I can't afford to miss two straight weeks of work.
Good call.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 18, 2013, 10:13:59 PM
Quote from: :regret: on December 18, 2013, 10:06:56 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 18, 2013, 08:55:31 PM
I spend two weeks with a migraine and vomiting my guts up every time I get a flu shot, so I stopped getting them because I can't afford to miss two straight weeks of work.
Good call.

I thought so.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Telarus on December 18, 2013, 10:26:56 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 18, 2013, 02:02:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 18, 2013, 01:56:53 PM
Is this something other than this year's flu, or did you not get your shots?

I got my shots.  This is the upper respiratory tract thingie going around.

Has all the hallmarks of a flu, walked right though the vaccine, kicked my ass, took my lunch.  Everyone here seems to be getting it,whether or not they had the shot.

Oh, I got that in October. That shit's no fun. I only beat it by having a vaporizer in the bedroom at night.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 19, 2013, 12:13:35 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 18, 2013, 08:50:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 18, 2013, 08:24:25 PM
Seriously?  You've never heard of that? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herd_immunity)  It's pretty much how mass vaccinations work.

Community immunity, yes. I guess even farmers don't like to think of themselves as a herd, though. Weird.

Funny, is that the new PC term for herd immunity?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 19, 2013, 12:16:55 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 18, 2013, 08:55:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 18, 2013, 08:34:15 PM
Also, it isn't much of a hassle or a privation anymore. You go to the grocery store, hand the pharmacist $25, and they give you a shot and a coupon for a latte. At least that's how it works here.

And CPD, you are forgiven because you're young, but do please read the link LMNO posted. Herd immunity is important because it prevents disease from spreading to those who are most vulnerable, such as newborns.

Feedlot conditions have created a perfect breeding ground for some incredibly nasty flu strains in the last few years. These are not "sick in bed for a week" flus, these are strains that are killing young healthy people by sending their immune systems into overdrive. Good idea to get vaccinated if you deal with the public.

I'm 32. I understand how mass immunization works; farmer, etc. I just never heard the term 'herd immunity' applied to people. Community immunity yeah. I thought LMNO was making a dig. 

I spend two weeks with a migraine and vomiting my guts up every time I get a flu shot, so I stopped getting them because I can't afford to miss two straight weeks of work.

32 isn't as young as I thought you are, but it's pretty young from here. :lol: Old enough though that I'm surprised you haven't heard the term herd immunity since it's the one most often used academically and in disease prevention, but hey, different communities, different strokes.

No need to be defensive; if you're a person who can't deal with immunizations, you'e exactly the person herd immunity protects.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 19, 2013, 12:18:09 AM
Quote from: Telarus on December 18, 2013, 10:26:56 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 18, 2013, 02:02:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 18, 2013, 01:56:53 PM
Is this something other than this year's flu, or did you not get your shots?

I got my shots.  This is the upper respiratory tract thingie going around.

Has all the hallmarks of a flu, walked right though the vaccine, kicked my ass, took my lunch.  Everyone here seems to be getting it,whether or not they had the shot.

Oh, I got that in October. That shit's no fun. I only beat it by having a vaporizer in the bedroom at night.

The shot only protects against the three most virulent strains. You're still wide open to everything else.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 19, 2013, 12:36:39 AM
Semester officially over for me.

Math final was rough. The info seemed to just drop out of my head at the moment I got the exam. I think I figured out what was going on though and only left one question unanswered (we get partial credit for the work shown).

Got email from biology professor. 97 on the final, B+ for the course. He's looking forward to having me again for Genetics.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on December 19, 2013, 02:21:58 AM
Went home to my family for Christmas break, the rest of the family is away so now I'm just spending my days reading and watching movies.

Also, my girlfriend is depressed and is isolating herself from me, and I'm really unsure how to deal with it.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 19, 2013, 02:26:37 AM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on December 19, 2013, 02:21:58 AM
Went home to my family for Christmas break, the rest of the family is away so now I'm just spending my days reading and watching movies.

Also, my girlfriend is depressed and is isolating herself from me, and I'm really unsure how to deal with it.

Patiently. Sorry to hear it dude. Hope she feels better soon.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 19, 2013, 02:48:33 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 12:13:35 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 18, 2013, 08:50:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 18, 2013, 08:24:25 PM
Seriously?  You've never heard of that? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herd_immunity)  It's pretty much how mass vaccinations work.

Community immunity, yes. I guess even farmers don't like to think of themselves as a herd, though. Weird.

Funny, is that the new PC term for herd immunity?

George Carlin would be impressed. :P
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 19, 2013, 02:48:45 AM
The very best thing about the bus is: its not wasted time. I do all kinds of shit here.

The very worst thing: when they are way the fuck early. Also drunks with knives.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 19, 2013, 02:49:47 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 12:16:55 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 18, 2013, 08:55:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 18, 2013, 08:34:15 PM
Also, it isn't much of a hassle or a privation anymore. You go to the grocery store, hand the pharmacist $25, and they give you a shot and a coupon for a latte. At least that's how it works here.

And CPD, you are forgiven because you're young, but do please read the link LMNO posted. Herd immunity is important because it prevents disease from spreading to those who are most vulnerable, such as newborns.

Feedlot conditions have created a perfect breeding ground for some incredibly nasty flu strains in the last few years. These are not "sick in bed for a week" flus, these are strains that are killing young healthy people by sending their immune systems into overdrive. Good idea to get vaccinated if you deal with the public.

I'm 32. I understand how mass immunization works; farmer, etc. I just never heard the term 'herd immunity' applied to people. Community immunity yeah. I thought LMNO was making a dig. 

I spend two weeks with a migraine and vomiting my guts up every time I get a flu shot, so I stopped getting them because I can't afford to miss two straight weeks of work.

32 isn't as young as I thought you are, but it's pretty young from here. :lol: Old enough though that I'm surprised you haven't heard the term herd immunity since it's the one most often used academically and in disease prevention, but hey, different communities, different strokes.

No need to be defensive; if you're a person who can't deal with immunizations, you'e exactly the person herd immunity protects.

No worries, not defensive, just amused.  I am regularly mistaken for a teenage gay boy. :P
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 19, 2013, 03:08:04 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 19, 2013, 02:49:47 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 12:16:55 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 18, 2013, 08:55:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 18, 2013, 08:34:15 PM
Also, it isn't much of a hassle or a privation anymore. You go to the grocery store, hand the pharmacist $25, and they give you a shot and a coupon for a latte. At least that's how it works here.

And CPD, you are forgiven because you're young, but do please read the link LMNO posted. Herd immunity is important because it prevents disease from spreading to those who are most vulnerable, such as newborns.

Feedlot conditions have created a perfect breeding ground for some incredibly nasty flu strains in the last few years. These are not "sick in bed for a week" flus, these are strains that are killing young healthy people by sending their immune systems into overdrive. Good idea to get vaccinated if you deal with the public.

I'm 32. I understand how mass immunization works; farmer, etc. I just never heard the term 'herd immunity' applied to people. Community immunity yeah. I thought LMNO was making a dig. 

I spend two weeks with a migraine and vomiting my guts up every time I get a flu shot, so I stopped getting them because I can't afford to miss two straight weeks of work.

32 isn't as young as I thought you are, but it's pretty young from here. :lol: Old enough though that I'm surprised you haven't heard the term herd immunity since it's the one most often used academically and in disease prevention, but hey, different communities, different strokes.

No need to be defensive; if you're a person who can't deal with immunizations, you'e exactly the person herd immunity protects.

No worries, not defensive, just amused.  I am regularly mistaken for a teenage gay boy. :P

Hahaha

I was, too, or a homeless kid. Right up until I had a baby and people were like "Oh, boobs".
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 19, 2013, 03:09:19 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 19, 2013, 02:48:33 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 12:13:35 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 18, 2013, 08:50:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 18, 2013, 08:24:25 PM
Seriously?  You've never heard of that? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herd_immunity)  It's pretty much how mass vaccinations work.

Community immunity, yes. I guess even farmers don't like to think of themselves as a herd, though. Weird.

Funny, is that the new PC term for herd immunity?

George Carlin would be impressed. :P

:thanks:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 19, 2013, 03:11:25 AM
So I have this dilemma.

Drunk on the freedom of Winter Break, the other day I accidentally a whole Zen monk. Now he thinks he is in love and wants to marry me?!?! I am not for that kind of thing. What do?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 19, 2013, 03:21:30 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 03:11:25 AM
So I have this dilemma.

Drunk on the freedom of Winter Break, the other day I accidentally a whole Zen monk. Now he thinks he is in love and wants to marry me?!?! I am not for that kind of thing. What do?

Wait, what?  :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 19, 2013, 03:22:33 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 03:11:25 AM
So I have this dilemma.

Drunk on the freedom of Winter Break, the other day I accidentally a whole Zen monk. Now he thinks he is in love and wants to marry me?!?! I am not for that kind of thing. What do?

Use words? "Thanks, you're a neat guy and it was fun mashing bits together but I don't want committed relationship ever" words?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: hooplala on December 19, 2013, 03:23:17 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 03:11:25 AM
So I have this dilemma.

Drunk on the freedom of Winter Break, the other day I accidentally a whole Zen monk. Now he thinks he is in love and wants to marry me?!?! I am not for that kind of thing. What do?

Remind him that all things on earth are fleeting.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 19, 2013, 03:23:53 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 19, 2013, 03:23:17 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 03:11:25 AM
So I have this dilemma.

Drunk on the freedom of Winter Break, the other day I accidentally a whole Zen monk. Now he thinks he is in love and wants to marry me?!?! I am not for that kind of thing. What do?

Remind him that all things on earth are fleeting.

Damn.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 19, 2013, 03:28:58 AM
Yeah, it was a perfect setup for the "impermanence" thing.  :lulz:

"I wanna be a monk, no I don't, I wanna get married" doesn't sound like a stable type, anyway. Maybe remind him of that if he gets pesty.  :lol:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Telarus on December 19, 2013, 03:30:23 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 03:11:25 AM
So I have this dilemma.

Drunk on the freedom of Winter Break, the other day I accidentally a whole Zen monk. Now he thinks he is in love and wants to marry me?!?! I am not for that kind of thing. What do?

Tell him that you are really a Makyo (an illusion borne of over focusing during zen meditation), and that right now you're too busy to be anything else. Then give him the Sri Syadasti chant to chew on. ;)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Telarus on December 19, 2013, 03:31:24 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 19, 2013, 03:23:17 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 03:11:25 AM
So I have this dilemma.

Drunk on the freedom of Winter Break, the other day I accidentally a whole Zen monk. Now he thinks he is in love and wants to marry me?!?! I am not for that kind of thing. What do?

Remind him that all things on earth are fleeting.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 19, 2013, 03:32:01 AM
Quote from: Telarus on December 19, 2013, 03:30:23 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 03:11:25 AM
So I have this dilemma.

Drunk on the freedom of Winter Break, the other day I accidentally a whole Zen monk. Now he thinks he is in love and wants to marry me?!?! I am not for that kind of thing. What do?

Tell him that you are really a Makyo (an illusion borne of over focusing during zen meditation), and that right now you're too busy to be anything else. Then give him the Sri Syadasti chant to chew on. ;)

When I convert to Buddhism, I expect I'll be talking to you a lot.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 19, 2013, 03:33:42 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 19, 2013, 03:23:17 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 03:11:25 AM
So I have this dilemma.

Drunk on the freedom of Winter Break, the other day I accidentally a whole Zen monk. Now he thinks he is in love and wants to marry me?!?! I am not for that kind of thing. What do?

Remind him that all things on earth are fleeting.

:potd:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Telarus on December 19, 2013, 03:37:32 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 19, 2013, 03:32:01 AM
Quote from: Telarus on December 19, 2013, 03:30:23 AM
Tell him that you are really a Makyo (an illusion borne of over focusing during zen meditation), and that right now you're too busy to be anything else. Then give him the Sri Syadasti chant to chew on. ;)

When I convert to Buddhism, I expect I'll be talking to you a lot.

Sure :) I have a VERY unorthodox view of many things, but I can definitely point you towards sources for the mainstream interpretations too.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 19, 2013, 03:41:57 AM
Quote from: Telarus on December 19, 2013, 03:37:32 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 19, 2013, 03:32:01 AM
Quote from: Telarus on December 19, 2013, 03:30:23 AM
Tell him that you are really a Makyo (an illusion borne of over focusing during zen meditation), and that right now you're too busy to be anything else. Then give him the Sri Syadasti chant to chew on. ;)

When I convert to Buddhism, I expect I'll be talking to you a lot.

Sure :) I have a VERY unorthodox view of many things, but I can definitely point you towards sources for the mainstream interpretations too.

Unorthodox is good.

Twid,
Accidentally had bacon today
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 19, 2013, 03:46:27 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 19, 2013, 03:23:17 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 03:11:25 AM
So I have this dilemma.

Drunk on the freedom of Winter Break, the other day I accidentally a whole Zen monk. Now he thinks he is in love and wants to marry me?!?! I am not for that kind of thing. What do?

Remind him that all things on earth are fleeting.
:mittens::mittens::mittens:

Holy shit. I actually think this is probably the best possible strategy.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 19, 2013, 03:47:43 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 19, 2013, 03:28:58 AM
Yeah, it was a perfect setup for the "impermanence" thing.  :lulz:

"I wanna be a monk, no I don't, I wanna get married" doesn't sound like a stable type, anyway. Maybe remind him of that if he gets pesty.  :lol:

Zen monks can marry... pretty much the only monks I know of who can't are Catholics.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 19, 2013, 03:48:46 AM
He is already trying to Zen me. I am UNZENNABLE.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 19, 2013, 04:03:00 AM
Hoopla already has the perfect answer, but you may want to point out you already have your dick in his ass.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 19, 2013, 04:04:44 AM
ZING!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2013, 04:46:45 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 03:48:46 AM
He is already trying to Zen me. I am UNZENNABLE.

There is no Zen.  There is only Nigel.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2013, 04:47:24 AM
Out here in the desert, we're all Zen Druids.

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY OAK TREE THAT ISN'T THERE!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 19, 2013, 04:48:05 AM
WITH A DICK IN YOUR ASS!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2013, 04:48:47 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 19, 2013, 04:48:05 AM
WITH A DICK IN YOUR ASS!

That is most definitely there, Zen or no Zen.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 19, 2013, 04:54:16 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 19, 2013, 04:03:00 AM
Hoopla already has the perfect answer, but you may want to point out you already have your dick in his ass.

Oh, he knows that. It's part of the problem; he liked it and would like it some more.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 19, 2013, 04:55:17 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 19, 2013, 04:46:45 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 03:48:46 AM
He is already trying to Zen me. I am UNZENNABLE.

There is no Zen.  There is only Nigel.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 19, 2013, 06:12:57 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 19, 2013, 04:47:24 AM
Out here in the desert, we're all Zen Druids.

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY OAK TREE THAT ISN'T THERE!

I might point out, humorously, that apparently one of the largest ADF (Ar nDraiocht Fein=Our Own Druidry) groups is in the Southwest. You know. A pagan religion from a foggy, rainy, miserable and sunless island transplanted to an arid, clear skied, holy shit the Sun God wants to kill us, sort of environment.

It makes a lot of sense, yeah?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 19, 2013, 06:14:04 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 04:54:16 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 19, 2013, 04:03:00 AM
Hoopla already has the perfect answer, but you may want to point out you already have your dick in his ass.

Oh, he knows that. It's part of the problem; he liked it and would like it some more.

I suppose what he has to find out is whether or not he likes some more of you specifically, or less of the monk thing.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: minuspace on December 19, 2013, 06:45:25 AM
Quote from: Telarus on December 19, 2013, 03:31:24 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 19, 2013, 03:23:17 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 03:11:25 AM
So I have this dilemma.

Drunk on the freedom of Winter Break, the other day I accidentally a whole Zen monk. Now he thinks he is in love and wants to marry me?!?! I am not for that kind of thing. What do?

Remind him that all things on earth are fleeting.

:lulz:
And that all attachment leads to suffering, and you're on the way to the end thereof :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: minuspace on December 19, 2013, 06:47:11 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 19, 2013, 04:03:00 AM
Hoopla already has the perfect answer, but you may want to point out you already have your dick in his ass.
:roll: :eek: :oops: :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 19, 2013, 09:56:10 AM
So, apparently, The Desolation of Smaug would be better named The Desolation of Peter Jackson's Imagination.  I had worried about a certain amount of creeping subplots designed to remind us Lord of the Rings exists...and it all just seems so unnecessary.  The Hobbit was a perfectly good story, which would make a nice double film.  Extending it into a trilogy requires a large amount of filler content which was never there in the first place and, well, Jackson is no Tolkein.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 19, 2013, 10:47:12 AM
Finally had the first call from family in Australia about our grandmother.

Only took them, oh, a month to show any concern whatsoever and I strongly suspect that has more to do with inheritance than actually caring about her well being at all.  Since they've shown in the past that her well being is definitely not a top concern, and all that.

Luckily for them that they didn't call me, because they disgust me to the point where I just wouldn't reply at all.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 19, 2013, 12:09:41 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 19, 2013, 09:56:10 AM
So, apparently, The Desolation of Smaug would be better named The Desolation of Peter Jackson's Imagination.  I had worried about a certain amount of creeping subplots designed to remind us Lord of the Rings exists...and it all just seems so unnecessary.  The Hobbit was a perfectly good story, which would make a nice double film.  Extending it into a trilogy requires a large amount of filler content which was never there in the first place and, well, Jackson is no Tolkein.
I hadn't really noticed. Though i have to admit the dwarves were depicted a bit too comically. If they were a real race there would be riots.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 19, 2013, 01:15:31 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 19, 2013, 10:47:12 AM
Finally had the first call from family in Australia about our grandmother.

Only took them, oh, a month to show any concern whatsoever and I strongly suspect that has more to do with inheritance than actually caring about her well being at all.  Since they've shown in the past that her well being is definitely not a top concern, and all that.

Luckily for them that they didn't call me, because they disgust me to the point where I just wouldn't reply at all.

That sucks.  Family can really fuck up a family.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 19, 2013, 01:34:25 PM
Yeah.  I've had four years to get used to the fact they're shitburgers, so I'm not too surprised by this.  Just confirms what I already knew. 

To be honest, it's best I have as little to do with them as possible.  Because otherwise I'd be tempted to do things that would probably land me in a jail cell, and I'm too pretty to go to prison.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Sita on December 19, 2013, 01:48:43 PM
Fuck the holidays and fuck depression.
Million things that I need to be doing and I just want to curl up under a blanket and disappear. Also the sharp things are looking very interesting again. Also fire.

There's no need to worry, I'll pull through like I always do. Just needed to vent. Maybe I can find a nice scented candle at the store...
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 19, 2013, 01:53:45 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 19, 2013, 09:56:10 AM
So, apparently, The Desolation of Smaug would be better named The Desolation of Peter Jackson's Imagination.  I had worried about a certain amount of creeping subplots designed to remind us Lord of the Rings exists...and it all just seems so unnecessary.  The Hobbit was a perfectly good story, which would make a nice double film.  Extending it into a trilogy requires a large amount of filler content which was never there in the first place and, well, Jackson is no Tolkein.

169% correct.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 19, 2013, 04:07:32 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 19, 2013, 06:12:57 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 19, 2013, 04:47:24 AM
Out here in the desert, we're all Zen Druids.

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY OAK TREE THAT ISN'T THERE!

I might point out, humorously, that apparently one of the largest ADF (Ar nDraiocht Fein=Our Own Druidry) groups is in the Southwest. You know. A pagan religion from a foggy, rainy, miserable and sunless island transplanted to an arid, clear skied, holy shit the Sun God wants to kill us, sort of environment.

It makes a lot of sense, yeah?

You know, Pagans would make a lot more sense if they could only maintain some consistency. Is the fucking religion tied to the land, or not? PICK ONE.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 19, 2013, 04:11:14 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 19, 2013, 06:14:04 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 04:54:16 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 19, 2013, 04:03:00 AM
Hoopla already has the perfect answer, but you may want to point out you already have your dick in his ass.

Oh, he knows that. It's part of the problem; he liked it and would like it some more.

I suppose what he has to find out is whether or not he likes some more of you specifically, or less of the monk thing.

He isn't Catholic; it isn't an either-or thing. Only a few orders of Buddhist require celibacy.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 19, 2013, 04:13:25 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 19, 2013, 01:34:25 PM
Yeah.  I've had four years to get used to the fact they're shitburgers, so I'm not too surprised by this.  Just confirms what I already knew. 

To be honest, it's best I have as little to do with them as possible.  Because otherwise I'd be tempted to do things that would probably land me in a jail cell, and I'm too pretty to go to prison.

:lulz:

I feel for you, Cain. My mother's side of the family is a goddamn trainwreck of assholes.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2013, 05:27:55 PM
Sick

So sick.

:sad:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 19, 2013, 05:36:47 PM
yuk.  do you think it's winding down, or has it only just started?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2013, 05:38:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 19, 2013, 05:36:47 PM
yuk.  do you think it's winding down, or has it only just started?

If I were at the GAY BAR, this would be vodka #4.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 19, 2013, 05:40:14 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 19, 2013, 05:27:55 PM
Sick

So sick.

:sad:

Feel better soon, Roger.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 19, 2013, 06:01:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 19, 2013, 04:03:00 AM
Hoopla already has the perfect answer, but you may want to point out you already have your dick in his ass.

"Riding the ox home" is even MORE metaphorical than people think.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 19, 2013, 06:01:58 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 19, 2013, 05:38:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 19, 2013, 05:36:47 PM
yuk.  do you think it's winding down, or has it only just started?

If I were at the GAY BAR, this would be vodka #4.

Oh, dear.  Get some rest, buddy.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 19, 2013, 06:04:28 PM
Yeah, sleep it away. Fuck.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 19, 2013, 06:27:37 PM
So I just found out that the new hipster church on the corner of my street, which has been painted a lovely dark brown with red doors and is being beautifully renovated, is part of that shitty Mars Hill cult that started in Seattle. It is not only not something I can occasionally attend for funzies and community-building, it's something terrifying and likely to bring protesters to my street.

Why can't anything ever just be normal.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 19, 2013, 06:28:36 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 19, 2013, 05:27:55 PM
Sick

So sick.

:sad:

:sad:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 19, 2013, 06:35:14 PM
The founder, Mark Driscoll, is almost certainly a sociopath. His videos are interesting; he gives me the creeps bigtime. He's plainly lying his ass off, with stories about how he can literally "see" things that have happened to other people in the past that are SO OBVIOUSLY MADE-UP it's ridiculous.

To join his church you have to sign a fucking contract. No shit. Weirdest shit ever. And, for services, all the churches just play a podcast of him on big screens. You guys have got to check it out.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 19, 2013, 06:35:32 PM
Don't die, Roger!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 19, 2013, 06:44:50 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:35:14 PM
The founder, Mark Driscoll, is almost certainly a sociopath. His videos are interesting; he gives me the creeps bigtime. He's plainly lying his ass off, with stories about how he can literally "see" things that have happened to other people in the past that are SO OBVIOUSLY MADE-UP it's ridiculous.

To join his church you have to sign a fucking contract. No shit. Weirdest shit ever. And, for services, all the churches just play a podcast of him on big screens. You guys have got to check it out.

I just looked that guy up.  Scary crazy.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 19, 2013, 06:56:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 19, 2013, 06:44:50 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:35:14 PM
The founder, Mark Driscoll, is almost certainly a sociopath. His videos are interesting; he gives me the creeps bigtime. He's plainly lying his ass off, with stories about how he can literally "see" things that have happened to other people in the past that are SO OBVIOUSLY MADE-UP it's ridiculous.

To join his church you have to sign a fucking contract. No shit. Weirdest shit ever. And, for services, all the churches just play a podcast of him on big screens. You guys have got to check it out.

I just looked that guy up.  Scary crazy.

Oh my god, yes. So so scary crazy. Of course I'm dying of curiosity and have got to attend at least one service. Maybe I'll get the chance to tell other churchgoers that Mark Driscoll is possessed by Satan.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 19, 2013, 06:56:35 PM
Oh oh oh watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVyFyauE4ig&feature=youtu.be

If that doesn't skeeve you out bad, nothing will.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 19, 2013, 07:03:37 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:56:35 PM
Oh oh oh watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVyFyauE4ig&feature=youtu.be

If that doesn't skeeve you out bad, nothing will.

Alarmist. You're just jealous because you don't have the Gift of Discernment.  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 19, 2013, 07:06:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:35:14 PM
The founder, Mark Driscoll, is almost certainly a sociopath. His videos are interesting; he gives me the creeps bigtime. He's plainly lying his ass off, with stories about how he can literally "see" things that have happened to other people in the past that are SO OBVIOUSLY MADE-UP it's ridiculous.

To join his church you have to sign a fucking contract. No shit. Weirdest shit ever. And, for services, all the churches just play a podcast of him on big screens. You guys have got to check it out.

A contract? Shit.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 19, 2013, 07:08:07 PM
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/church-or-cult/Content?oid=12172001
:x :x :x
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 19, 2013, 07:10:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:56:35 PM
Oh oh oh watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVyFyauE4ig&feature=youtu.be

If that doesn't skeeve you out bad, nothing will.

How interesting that all that he "sees" is ugly, violent, sexual, and predatory.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 19, 2013, 07:12:58 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 19, 2013, 07:03:37 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:56:35 PM
Oh oh oh watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVyFyauE4ig&feature=youtu.be

If that doesn't skeeve you out bad, nothing will.

Alarmist. You're just jealous because you don't have the Gift of Discernment.  :horrormirth:

He seemed to dwell a bit on discerning the the tall blond man.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 19, 2013, 07:28:48 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 19, 2013, 07:10:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:56:35 PM
Oh oh oh watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVyFyauE4ig&feature=youtu.be

If that doesn't skeeve you out bad, nothing will.

How interesting that all that he "sees" is ugly, violent, sexual, and predatory.

Indeed. I found that interesting as well.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: hooplala on December 19, 2013, 07:32:35 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 19, 2013, 07:10:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:56:35 PM
Oh oh oh watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVyFyauE4ig&feature=youtu.be

If that doesn't skeeve you out bad, nothing will.

How interesting that all that he "sees" is ugly, violent, sexual, and predatory.

I was going to say the exact same thing.  He probably vacations in Salazore.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2013, 10:32:56 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 19, 2013, 07:03:37 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:56:35 PM
Oh oh oh watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVyFyauE4ig&feature=youtu.be

If that doesn't skeeve you out bad, nothing will.

Alarmist. You're just jealous because you don't have the Gift of Discernment.  :horrormirth:

He's even going for repressed memories.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2013, 10:34:10 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:27:37 PM
So I just found out that the new hipster church on the corner of my street, which has been painted a lovely dark brown with red doors and is being beautifully renovated, is part of that shitty Mars Hill cult that started in Seattle. It is not only not something I can occasionally attend for funzies and community-building, it's something terrifying and likely to bring protesters to my street.

Why can't anything ever just be normal.

Sounds like you need some CHURCHIFYING.

My way.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 20, 2013, 02:01:35 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 19, 2013, 07:32:35 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 19, 2013, 07:10:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:56:35 PM
Oh oh oh watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVyFyauE4ig&feature=youtu.be

If that doesn't skeeve you out bad, nothing will.

How interesting that all that he "sees" is ugly, violent, sexual, and predatory.

I was going to say the exact same thing.  He probably vacations in Salazore.

You know, if I was a Christian and I believed in the devil, I would be inclined to suspect that Mark Driscoll is possessed by Satan.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 20, 2013, 02:01:58 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 19, 2013, 10:32:56 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 19, 2013, 07:03:37 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:56:35 PM
Oh oh oh watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVyFyauE4ig&feature=youtu.be

If that doesn't skeeve you out bad, nothing will.

Alarmist. You're just jealous because you don't have the Gift of Discernment.  :horrormirth:

He's even going for repressed memories.   :lulz:

Dude is a menace and should be stopped.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:02:53 AM
Too sick to even consider work tomorrow (I can't even keep my balance, driving is right out of the question), so this will be day 3 missed, which means I have to go get a release letter to go back in.

Which is a co-pay I could have done without.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:03:11 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 02:01:58 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 19, 2013, 10:32:56 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 19, 2013, 07:03:37 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:56:35 PM
Oh oh oh watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVyFyauE4ig&feature=youtu.be

If that doesn't skeeve you out bad, nothing will.

Alarmist. You're just jealous because you don't have the Gift of Discernment.  :horrormirth:

He's even going for repressed memories.   :lulz:

Dude is a menace and should be stopped.

GO TO CHURCH.  OUT-WEIRD THEM.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 20, 2013, 02:03:15 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:02:53 AM
Too sick to even consider work tomorrow (I can't even keep my balance, driving is right out of the question), so this will be day 3 missed, which means I have to go get a release letter to go back in.

Which is a co-pay I could have done without.

That's a load of suck.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:03:44 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 02:03:15 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:02:53 AM
Too sick to even consider work tomorrow (I can't even keep my balance, driving is right out of the question), so this will be day 3 missed, which means I have to go get a release letter to go back in.

Which is a co-pay I could have done without.

That's a load of suck.

Yeah.  It's not like I'm gonna pay it for a couple of months, though.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 20, 2013, 02:03:55 AM
Your doc might be willing to leave a letter at the front desk for you. Mine does that, because the whole "you need a note from the doctor" thing is so much bullshit.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:04:40 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 02:03:55 AM
Your doc might be willing to leave a letter at the front desk for you. Mine does that, because the whole "you need a note from the doctor" thing is so much bullshit.

Ain't my doc.  He's fucked off to Switzerland for 3 weeks, to go skiing.

It's the urgent care clinic.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:05:58 AM
e-cig even seems to slow the coughing down (which makes sense).

Can't imagine what this would be like if I still used the old-fashioned shit.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 20, 2013, 02:13:24 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 02:01:35 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 19, 2013, 07:32:35 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 19, 2013, 07:10:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:56:35 PM
Oh oh oh watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVyFyauE4ig&feature=youtu.be

If that doesn't skeeve you out bad, nothing will.

How interesting that all that he "sees" is ugly, violent, sexual, and predatory.

I was going to say the exact same thing.  He probably vacations in Salazore.

You know, if I was a Christian and I believed in the devil, I would be inclined to suspect that Mark Driscoll is possessed by Satan.

That, interestingly is not an out of the question idea. Catholics and Orthodox would most certainly see him as a heretic and someone who for either reasons of insanity or by design, a deceiver.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:17:28 AM
Can't stop shaking.

And then.

AND THEN.

AND THEN.

My living room is 30 feet long.  I am 4 feet from the wall.  I just sneezed a wad of phlegm all the way across the room, striking the wall 8 feet off the ground (vaulted ceiling).  So I had to get my unbalanced, shaky ass up on a chair (yes, I know better, shut up) to clean the results of this herculean expectoration.

Naturally, I fell off the chair.

Naturally, I landed on my tailbone.

THANKS A LOT, OBAMA.   :cry:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 20, 2013, 02:28:36 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:04:40 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 02:03:55 AM
Your doc might be willing to leave a letter at the front desk for you. Mine does that, because the whole "you need a note from the doctor" thing is so much bullshit.

Ain't my doc.  He's fucked off to Switzerland for 3 weeks, to go skiing.

It's the urgent care clinic.

He doesn't have another doctor he refers to when he's out of town?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 20, 2013, 02:29:25 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 20, 2013, 02:13:24 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 02:01:35 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 19, 2013, 07:32:35 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 19, 2013, 07:10:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:56:35 PM
Oh oh oh watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVyFyauE4ig&feature=youtu.be

If that doesn't skeeve you out bad, nothing will.

How interesting that all that he "sees" is ugly, violent, sexual, and predatory.

I was going to say the exact same thing.  He probably vacations in Salazore.

You know, if I was a Christian and I believed in the devil, I would be inclined to suspect that Mark Driscoll is possessed by Satan.

That, interestingly is not an out of the question idea. Catholics and Orthodox would most certainly see him as a heretic and someone who for either reasons of insanity or by design, a deceiver.

He's scary. His church has a concept they call "sinning through questioning".
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:32:12 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 02:28:36 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:04:40 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 02:03:55 AM
Your doc might be willing to leave a letter at the front desk for you. Mine does that, because the whole "you need a note from the doctor" thing is so much bullshit.

Ain't my doc.  He's fucked off to Switzerland for 3 weeks, to go skiing.

It's the urgent care clinic.

He doesn't have another doctor he refers to when he's out of town?

Yes, and she is down with the sickness.  So to speak.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:33:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 02:29:25 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 20, 2013, 02:13:24 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 02:01:35 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 19, 2013, 07:32:35 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 19, 2013, 07:10:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:56:35 PM
Oh oh oh watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVyFyauE4ig&feature=youtu.be

If that doesn't skeeve you out bad, nothing will.

How interesting that all that he "sees" is ugly, violent, sexual, and predatory.

I was going to say the exact same thing.  He probably vacations in Salazore.

You know, if I was a Christian and I believed in the devil, I would be inclined to suspect that Mark Driscoll is possessed by Satan.

That, interestingly is not an out of the question idea. Catholics and Orthodox would most certainly see him as a heretic and someone who for either reasons of insanity or by design, a deceiver.

He's scary. His church has a concept they call "sinning through questioning".

Wow.  It's like an endgame for cult behavior.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 20, 2013, 02:37:58 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:32:12 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 02:28:36 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:04:40 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 02:03:55 AM
Your doc might be willing to leave a letter at the front desk for you. Mine does that, because the whole "you need a note from the doctor" thing is so much bullshit.

Ain't my doc.  He's fucked off to Switzerland for 3 weeks, to go skiing.

It's the urgent care clinic.

He doesn't have another doctor he refers to when he's out of town?

Yes, and she is down with the sickness.  So to speak.

Oh GREAT.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 20, 2013, 02:39:07 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:33:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 02:29:25 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 20, 2013, 02:13:24 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 02:01:35 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 19, 2013, 07:32:35 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 19, 2013, 07:10:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:56:35 PM
Oh oh oh watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVyFyauE4ig&feature=youtu.be

If that doesn't skeeve you out bad, nothing will.

How interesting that all that he "sees" is ugly, violent, sexual, and predatory.

I was going to say the exact same thing.  He probably vacations in Salazore.

You know, if I was a Christian and I believed in the devil, I would be inclined to suspect that Mark Driscoll is possessed by Satan.

That, interestingly is not an out of the question idea. Catholics and Orthodox would most certainly see him as a heretic and someone who for either reasons of insanity or by design, a deceiver.

He's scary. His church has a concept they call "sinning through questioning".

Wow.  It's like an endgame for cult behavior.  :lulz:

Yeah, they're HORRIBLE. And they have over 5000 members. :eek:

I predict an implosion within the next 5 years. Possibly a kiddie-diddling scandal.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:39:46 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 02:39:07 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:33:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 02:29:25 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 20, 2013, 02:13:24 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 02:01:35 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 19, 2013, 07:32:35 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 19, 2013, 07:10:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:56:35 PM
Oh oh oh watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVyFyauE4ig&feature=youtu.be

If that doesn't skeeve you out bad, nothing will.

How interesting that all that he "sees" is ugly, violent, sexual, and predatory.

I was going to say the exact same thing.  He probably vacations in Salazore.

You know, if I was a Christian and I believed in the devil, I would be inclined to suspect that Mark Driscoll is possessed by Satan.

That, interestingly is not an out of the question idea. Catholics and Orthodox would most certainly see him as a heretic and someone who for either reasons of insanity or by design, a deceiver.

He's scary. His church has a concept they call "sinning through questioning".

Wow.  It's like an endgame for cult behavior.  :lulz:

Yeah, they're HORRIBLE. And they have over 5000 members. :eek:

I predict an implosion within the next 5 years. Possibly a kiddie-diddling scandal.

I'm predicting special koolaid within 36 months.  No shit.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 20, 2013, 02:40:06 AM
First full day in Florida resulted in forcing my dad to define socialism, and then my brother and I discussing our side effects from sugar free candy.

And kitten. Lots and lots of kitten.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:45:22 AM
Ho ho ho!

http://www.charismanews.com/us/42171-following-plagiarism-accusations-mark-driscoll-apologizes-for-mistakes

and...WHOA:

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/faithbased/2012/02/mars_hill_pastor_mark_driscoll_faces_backlash_over_church_discipline_case_.html

QuoteMars Hill is nondenominational, which means it doesn't formally answer to any outside institutional bodies, so Driscoll holds the power. He has preached against "sinning through questioning" and once said publicly he would like to "go Old Testament" on dissenters. He has reported that he can sometimes "see things" about his members' past sins.

and

QuoteThe letter, posted on Turner's site, included instructions on how to ostracize Andrew; having a meal or going to a concert with him were deemed "not permissible." The document included examples of how to decline the ex-member's attempts to reach out: "Andrew, I would enjoy time with you but I can't because you're under church discipline. You can join me if we can talk about your refusal to listen to God and the church."
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 20, 2013, 02:47:43 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 02:29:25 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 20, 2013, 02:13:24 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 02:01:35 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 19, 2013, 07:32:35 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 19, 2013, 07:10:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:56:35 PM
Oh oh oh watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVyFyauE4ig&feature=youtu.be

If that doesn't skeeve you out bad, nothing will.

How interesting that all that he "sees" is ugly, violent, sexual, and predatory.

I was going to say the exact same thing.  He probably vacations in Salazore.

You know, if I was a Christian and I believed in the devil, I would be inclined to suspect that Mark Driscoll is possessed by Satan.

That, interestingly is not an out of the question idea. Catholics and Orthodox would most certainly see him as a heretic and someone who for either reasons of insanity or by design, a deceiver.

He's scary. His church has a concept they call "sinning through questioning".

All religions go through that phase, I think. The thing is mainstream Christianity has largely outgrown that. Even with claims of Papal infallibility, you have liberal Catholics who divorce, have premarital sex, approve of same-sex marriage and abortion (man it really is largely about gender and reproduction, isn't it? Catholics are liberal as fuck otherwise), and are technically at odds with Rome and should be excommunicated (consider the implication of the word- unable to take communion), but still participate in Mass, still believe. I suspect it is similar for Orthodox or mainline Protestant. These guys want you to admit making out with a girlfriend/boyfriend publicly as a sin. And sign contracts. That sounds incredibly draconian, even in the context of Christianity found in the Roman Empire.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:49:01 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 20, 2013, 02:47:43 AM

All religions go through that phase, I think.

Yeah, especially the ones in Guyana.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 20, 2013, 02:49:02 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:17:28 AM
Can't stop shaking.

And then.

AND THEN.

AND THEN.

My living room is 30 feet long.  I am 4 feet from the wall.  I just sneezed a wad of phlegm all the way across the room, striking the wall 8 feet off the ground (vaulted ceiling).  So I had to get my unbalanced, shaky ass up on a chair (yes, I know better, shut up) to clean the results of this herculean expectoration.

Naturally, I fell off the chair.

Naturally, I landed on my tailbone.

THANKS A LOT, OBAMA.   :cry:

Dude, really hope you feel better soon. Accept temporary invalid status.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 20, 2013, 02:51:01 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:49:01 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 20, 2013, 02:47:43 AM

All religions go through that phase, I think.

Yeah, especially the ones in Guyana.

Or the ones in Japan that lead to people gassing subways or people from Middle Eastern countries blowing up. Those tend to be fringe though. They still pop up but they are all unorthodox.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:52:46 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 20, 2013, 02:51:01 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:49:01 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 20, 2013, 02:47:43 AM

All religions go through that phase, I think.

Yeah, especially the ones in Guyana.

Or the ones in Japan that lead to people gassing subways or people from Middle Eastern countries blowing up. Those tend to be fringe though. They still pop up but they are all unorthodox.

And this guy is nondemoninational. Meaning he has no "higher authority" in his megachurch, which is more or less his personal regime.

And the Portland one just has videos of him during the service.

So, are you thinking he's just going through some growing pains, or maybe he's an insane control freak?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:53:34 AM
He also claims, to some degree, to be a prophet.

Which ain't exactly canon, no matter WHICH brand of Christianity you come from.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 20, 2013, 02:58:21 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:52:46 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 20, 2013, 02:51:01 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:49:01 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 20, 2013, 02:47:43 AM

All religions go through that phase, I think.

Yeah, especially the ones in Guyana.

Or the ones in Japan that lead to people gassing subways or people from Middle Eastern countries blowing up. Those tend to be fringe though. They still pop up but they are all unorthodox.

And this guy is nondemoninational. Meaning he has no "higher authority" in his megachurch, which is more or less his personal regime.

And the Portland one just has videos of him during the service.

So, are you thinking he's just going through some growing pains, or maybe he's an insane control freak?

Oh, he's an insane control freak. Like I said, Christianity already went through this phase.

Actually, I don't really see growing pains being possible for a religion in modern society. Our underlying understanding of the universe and society mitigates that.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2013, 03:00:02 AM
I particularly like "Discernment", the power for Mark Driscoll to SEE YOUR SIN.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 20, 2013, 03:02:51 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:45:22 AM
Ho ho ho!

http://www.charismanews.com/us/42171-following-plagiarism-accusations-mark-driscoll-apologizes-for-mistakes

and...WHOA:

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/faithbased/2012/02/mars_hill_pastor_mark_driscoll_faces_backlash_over_church_discipline_case_.html

QuoteMars Hill is nondenominational, which means it doesn't formally answer to any outside institutional bodies, so Driscoll holds the power. He has preached against "sinning through questioning" and once said publicly he would like to "go Old Testament" on dissenters. He has reported that he can sometimes "see things" about his members' past sins.

and

QuoteThe letter, posted on Turner's site, included instructions on how to ostracize Andrew; having a meal or going to a concert with him were deemed "not permissible." The document included examples of how to decline the ex-member's attempts to reach out: "Andrew, I would enjoy time with you but I can't because you're under church discipline. You can join me if we can talk about your refusal to listen to God and the church."

Jesus Fuck.

This guy is a few tacos short of a fucking combo plate.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 20, 2013, 03:03:39 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:53:34 AM
He also claims, to some degree, to be a prophet.

Which ain't exactly canon, no matter WHICH brand of Christianity you come from.

"Prophets" always pop up when some theocrat sees some sort of societal ill that needs to be purged.

And it's always linked to some perceived decadence and rampant immorality. Judaeochristian religion has historically been patriarchal and authoritarian. That's a bit of cultural baggage, and that still exists. However, it also runs contrary to modern values. Which of course causes strange things to happen. I've seen people from Fox News chew out the Phelps family, on religious grounds. There's something fundamentally abhorrent about groups like that.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 20, 2013, 03:04:24 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 03:00:02 AM
I particularly like "Discernment", the power for Mark Driscoll to SEE YOUR SIN.

God made me psychic so I can watch you in a brain porn.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2013, 03:06:23 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 20, 2013, 03:04:24 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 03:00:02 AM
I particularly like "Discernment", the power for Mark Driscoll to SEE YOUR SIN.

God made me psychic so I can watch you in a brain porn.

He's a cold reader.  He doesn't believe his own shit.

That can be good or bad.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 20, 2013, 03:10:48 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 02:39:07 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:33:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 02:29:25 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 20, 2013, 02:13:24 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 02:01:35 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 19, 2013, 07:32:35 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 19, 2013, 07:10:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:56:35 PM
Oh oh oh watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVyFyauE4ig&feature=youtu.be

If that doesn't skeeve you out bad, nothing will.

How interesting that all that he "sees" is ugly, violent, sexual, and predatory.

I was going to say the exact same thing.  He probably vacations in Salazore.

You know, if I was a Christian and I believed in the devil, I would be inclined to suspect that Mark Driscoll is possessed by Satan.

That, interestingly is not an out of the question idea. Catholics and Orthodox would most certainly see him as a heretic and someone who for either reasons of insanity or by design, a deceiver.

He's scary. His church has a concept they call "sinning through questioning".

Wow.  It's like an endgame for cult behavior.  :lulz:

Yeah, they're HORRIBLE. And they have over 5000 members. :eek:

I predict an implosion within the next 5 years. Possibly a kiddie-diddling scandal.

That, a mass suicide, or a Waco-style standoff and subsequent bigass fire.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 20, 2013, 03:11:44 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 03:06:23 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 20, 2013, 03:04:24 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 03:00:02 AM
I particularly like "Discernment", the power for Mark Driscoll to SEE YOUR SIN.

God made me psychic so I can watch you in a brain porn.

He's a cold reader.  He doesn't believe his own shit.

That can be good or bad.

Maybe he is, maybe he isn't.

The interesting thing about his "Discernment" is that, from what I've watched, I've never seen anyone back him up and said, "Yeah, he nailed it." He's talking about some nebulous hypothetical sinner. And that other pastors may or may not have the gift of Discernment. It's much along the lines of me saying "I did a tarot reading for this guy once, and I was able to tell that he did this incredibly specific thing and he told me I was dead on. He's not here today, btw, you'll just have to take my word for it."
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 20, 2013, 03:12:48 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:45:22 AM
Ho ho ho!

<snip>

QuoteThe letter, posted on Turner's site, included instructions on how to ostracize Andrew; having a meal or going to a concert with him were deemed "not permissible." The document included examples of how to decline the ex-member's attempts to reach out: "Andrew, I would enjoy time with you but I can't because you're under church discipline. You can join me if we can talk about your refusal to listen to God and the church."

That's textbook disconnection/shunning form letters, right there. Somebody did his homework before he started this cult.

Roger, please don't die any harder than you already are.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2013, 03:14:11 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 20, 2013, 03:12:48 AM
Roger, please don't die any harder than you already are.

I'd like to, believe me, but it is my duty to remain a horrible constant in your lives.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 20, 2013, 03:16:12 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:52:46 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 20, 2013, 02:51:01 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:49:01 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 20, 2013, 02:47:43 AM

All religions go through that phase, I think.

Yeah, especially the ones in Guyana.

Or the ones in Japan that lead to people gassing subways or people from Middle Eastern countries blowing up. Those tend to be fringe though. They still pop up but they are all unorthodox.

And this guy is nondemoninational. Meaning he has no "higher authority" in his megachurch, which is more or less his personal regime.

And the Portland one just has videos of him during the service.

So, are you thinking he's just going through some growing pains, or maybe he's an insane control freak?

Yeah I'm gonna go with "megalomaniac control freak".

ALL the churches just play videos of him, they don't have real preachers. It is not permitted within the Church to criticize the Great Leader. WEIRD AS FUCK.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 20, 2013, 03:17:24 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 03:06:23 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 20, 2013, 03:04:24 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 03:00:02 AM
I particularly like "Discernment", the power for Mark Driscoll to SEE YOUR SIN.

God made me psychic so I can watch you in a brain porn.

He's a cold reader.  He doesn't believe his own shit.

That can be good or bad.

He pretty much projects "sociopath" to me.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2013, 03:19:18 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 03:16:12 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:52:46 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 20, 2013, 02:51:01 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:49:01 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 20, 2013, 02:47:43 AM

All religions go through that phase, I think.

Yeah, especially the ones in Guyana.

Or the ones in Japan that lead to people gassing subways or people from Middle Eastern countries blowing up. Those tend to be fringe though. They still pop up but they are all unorthodox.

And this guy is nondemoninational. Meaning he has no "higher authority" in his megachurch, which is more or less his personal regime.

And the Portland one just has videos of him during the service.

So, are you thinking he's just going through some growing pains, or maybe he's an insane control freak?

Yeah I'm gonna go with "megalomaniac control freak".

ALL the churches just play videos of him, they don't have real preachers. It is not permitted within the Church to criticize the Great Leader. WEIRD AS FUCK.

Classic cult symptoms.

List (I know you know this shit, but I reserve the right to be a pedantic assbasket).


   
QuoteThe group is focused on a living leader to whom members seem to display excessively zealous, unquestioning commitment.

     
     The group is preoccupied with bringing in new members.

     
     The group is preoccupied with making money.

     
     Questioning, doubt, and dissent are discouraged or even punished.

     
     Mind-numbing techniques (such as meditation, chanting, speaking in tongues, denunciation sessions, debilitating work routines) are used to suppress doubts about the group and its leader(s).

     
     The leadership dictates sometimes in great detail how members should think, act, and feel (for example: members must get permission from leaders to date, change jobs, get married; leaders may prescribe what types of clothes to wear, where to live, how to discipline children, and so forth).

     
     The group is elitist, claiming a special, exalted status for itself, its leader(s), and members (for example: the leader is considered the Messiah or an avatar; the group and/or the leader has a special mission to save humanity).

     
     The group has a polarized us-versus-them mentality, which causes conflict with the wider society.

     
     The group's leader is not accountable to any authorities (as are, for example, military commanders and ministers, priests, monks, and rabbis of mainstream denominations).

     
     The group teaches or implies that its supposedly exalted ends justify means that members would have considered unethical before joining the group (for example: collecting money for bogus charities).

     
     The leadership induces guilt feelings in members in order to control them.

     
     Members' subservience to the group causes them to cut ties with family and friends, and to give up personal goals and activities that were of interest before joining the group.

     
     Members are expected to devote inordinate amounts of time to the group.

     
     Members are encouraged or required to live and/or socialize only with other group members.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 20, 2013, 03:20:19 AM
I wish people didn't have to be sick to level up to that kind of loogie-hawking. Why can't it happen when we can ENJOY it? 

Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 03:16:12 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:52:46 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 20, 2013, 02:51:01 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:49:01 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 20, 2013, 02:47:43 AM

All religions go through that phase, I think.

Yeah, especially the ones in Guyana.

Or the ones in Japan that lead to people gassing subways or people from Middle Eastern countries blowing up. Those tend to be fringe though. They still pop up but they are all unorthodox.

And this guy is nondemoninational. Meaning he has no "higher authority" in his megachurch, which is more or less his personal regime.

And the Portland one just has videos of him during the service.

So, are you thinking he's just going through some growing pains, or maybe he's an insane control freak?

Yeah I'm gonna go with "megalomaniac control freak".

ALL the churches just play videos of him, they don't have real preachers. It is not permitted within the Church to criticize the Great Leader. WEIRD AS FUCK.

Oz The Great And Terrible. Now with more SOCIOPATHY(TM)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2013, 03:20:56 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 20, 2013, 03:20:19 AM
I wish people didn't have to be sick to level up to that kind of loogie-hawking. Why can't it happen when we can ENJOY it? 


I didn't say I didn't enjoy it.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 20, 2013, 03:21:33 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 03:16:12 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:52:46 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 20, 2013, 02:51:01 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:49:01 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 20, 2013, 02:47:43 AM

All religions go through that phase, I think.

Yeah, especially the ones in Guyana.

Or the ones in Japan that lead to people gassing subways or people from Middle Eastern countries blowing up. Those tend to be fringe though. They still pop up but they are all unorthodox.

And this guy is nondemoninational. Meaning he has no "higher authority" in his megachurch, which is more or less his personal regime.

And the Portland one just has videos of him during the service.

So, are you thinking he's just going through some growing pains, or maybe he's an insane control freak?

Yeah I'm gonna go with "megalomaniac control freak".

ALL the churches just play videos of him, they don't have real preachers. It is not permitted within the Church to criticize the Great Leader. WEIRD AS FUCK.

In a normal church, the pastor or priest, while interpreting scripture through a generally agreed upon lens, can still interpret. I've mentioned it before but when I went to go visit my Lutheran friends in the midwest (they went to grad school here and both became pastors themselves), we visited the husband's family in Indiana, and his father is a pastor. The part of scripture that was being sermonized was about false gods. I was, at the time, an Irish polytheist, a fact known to Ed's dad. Matter of fact, I was known as Kevin the Pagan. The sermon was about worshipping money, a false god. I appreciated the fact, and it was a sermon I was 100% in agreement with.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 20, 2013, 03:23:50 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 03:19:18 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 03:16:12 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:52:46 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 20, 2013, 02:51:01 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:49:01 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 20, 2013, 02:47:43 AM

All religions go through that phase, I think.

Yeah, especially the ones in Guyana.

Or the ones in Japan that lead to people gassing subways or people from Middle Eastern countries blowing up. Those tend to be fringe though. They still pop up but they are all unorthodox.

And this guy is nondemoninational. Meaning he has no "higher authority" in his megachurch, which is more or less his personal regime.

And the Portland one just has videos of him during the service.

So, are you thinking he's just going through some growing pains, or maybe he's an insane control freak?

Yeah I'm gonna go with "megalomaniac control freak".

ALL the churches just play videos of him, they don't have real preachers. It is not permitted within the Church to criticize the Great Leader. WEIRD AS FUCK.

Classic cult symptoms.

List (I know you know this shit, but I reserve the right to be a pedantic assbasket).


   
QuoteThe group is focused on a living leader to whom members seem to display excessively zealous, unquestioning commitment.

     
     The group is preoccupied with bringing in new members.

     
     The group is preoccupied with making money.

     
     Questioning, doubt, and dissent are discouraged or even punished.

     
     Mind-numbing techniques (such as meditation, chanting, speaking in tongues, denunciation sessions, debilitating work routines) are used to suppress doubts about the group and its leader(s).

     
     The leadership dictates sometimes in great detail how members should think, act, and feel (for example: members must get permission from leaders to date, change jobs, get married; leaders may prescribe what types of clothes to wear, where to live, how to discipline children, and so forth).

     
     The group is elitist, claiming a special, exalted status for itself, its leader(s), and members (for example: the leader is considered the Messiah or an avatar; the group and/or the leader has a special mission to save humanity).

     
     The group has a polarized us-versus-them mentality, which causes conflict with the wider society.

     
     The group's leader is not accountable to any authorities (as are, for example, military commanders and ministers, priests, monks, and rabbis of mainstream denominations).

     
     The group teaches or implies that its supposedly exalted ends justify means that members would have considered unethical before joining the group (for example: collecting money for bogus charities).

     
     The leadership induces guilt feelings in members in order to control them.

     
     Members' subservience to the group causes them to cut ties with family and friends, and to give up personal goals and activities that were of interest before joining the group.

     
     Members are expected to devote inordinate amounts of time to the group.

     
     Members are encouraged or required to live and/or socialize only with other group members.

Man, that's going down the checklist like someone trying to troll PD.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2013, 03:27:40 AM
I must stagger back to my sickbed now, to hack and cough and make really disgusting noises at random intervals.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 20, 2013, 03:33:47 AM
 :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 20, 2013, 03:39:59 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 03:27:40 AM
I must stagger back to my sickbed now, to hack and cough and make really disgusting noises at random intervals.

Sucks donkey balls. Get well.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 20, 2013, 04:18:14 AM
Thank you, E.O.T., for showing me the wisdom of boilermakers.

FUCK YOU, E.O.T., for showing me the wisdom of boilermakers.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 20, 2013, 04:57:32 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 03:27:40 AM
I must stagger back to my sickbed now, to hack and cough and make really disgusting noises at random intervals.

I envy your family. For perhaps the first time in YEARS, they have you in a vulnerable position.

Don't let that daughter of yours smother you with a pillow. You know she's waiting.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 20, 2013, 04:58:52 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 20, 2013, 04:18:14 AM
Thanks you, E.O.T., for showing me the wisdom of boilermakers.

FUCK YOU, E.O.T., for showing me the wisdom of boilermakers.

:lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 20, 2013, 05:00:30 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 20, 2013, 04:18:14 AM
Thanks you, E.O.T., for showing me the wisdom of boilermakers.

FUCK YOU, E.O.T., for showing me the wisdom of boilermakers.

Boilermakers are fucking magic. They improve BOTH shitty whiskey AND shitty beer AT THE SAME TIME.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 20, 2013, 05:01:55 AM
NOTHING IN HISTORY HAS WORKED THAT WELL.

EVERYONE THOUGHT PENICILLIN WAS GREAT AND WHAT DID WE GET FOR IT? MRSA!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 20, 2013, 09:20:11 AM
Was going to record more gameplay last night.  Instead, I landed in the lobby of a complete noob, who was also very chatty, and I spent about five hours carrying him through Gold and Platinum matches, earning him more money in that time than he has apparently ever had.

He was the archetypal noob, but he communicated and was a good sport, and in those situations, I don't mind helping.  Although the Platinum games were a bit rough...maybe I should have recorded that, as Round 3 was a complete clusterfuck, but my NEVER GIVE IN and THIS IS SPARTA instincts kicked in, and I refused to let some dumb AI beat me.  Just as proof that even if things are going badly, you can turn it around and still win.

I will record some platinum at some point, just so you can see the kind of ridiculous boss spam it consists of.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 20, 2013, 01:26:56 PM
Cain, the white-hatted headshotter!

And regarding the Driscoll thing:  It's usually the case that if the group has that strict a code regarding members' sexuality (no kissing before marriage, et al), you know the guy in charge is putting his dick into everything.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Junkenstein on December 20, 2013, 03:40:29 PM
I have spent over 6 hours trying to set up an answermachine system.

It has now been established that this is in fact, impossible until the 23rd.

I am inclined to kill a motherfucker.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 20, 2013, 04:28:38 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 20, 2013, 01:26:56 PM
Cain, the white-hatted headshotter!

And regarding the Driscoll thing:  It's usually the case that if the group has that strict a code regarding members' sexuality (no kissing before marriage, et al), you know the guy in charge is putting his dick into everything.

Yep. That's my assumption.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 20, 2013, 04:30:14 PM
HEY ROGER are you still alive today?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2013, 04:33:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 04:30:14 PM
HEY ROGER are you still alive today?

Kinda sorta.  There's something awful in my esophagus, and it wants out.

The fever seems to have dropped off some, though.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 20, 2013, 04:34:10 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 04:33:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 04:30:14 PM
HEY ROGER are you still alive today?

Kinda sorta.  There's something awful in my esophagus, and it wants out.

The fever seems to have dropped off some, though.

Don't let it out

it's probably alive and seeking additional hosts.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2013, 04:41:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 04:34:10 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 04:33:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 04:30:14 PM
HEY ROGER are you still alive today?

Kinda sorta.  There's something awful in my esophagus, and it wants out.

The fever seems to have dropped off some, though.

Don't let it out

it's probably alive and seeking additional hosts.

I'm okay with that.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 20, 2013, 04:50:01 PM
Hey wanna know something even creepier?

http://www.insidebainbridge.com/2013/10/08/whats-the-storyville-with-the-empty-retail-space-in-the-heart-of-winslow/

Creepy brainwashy coffee empire.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 20, 2013, 06:50:24 PM
UPDATE: The church across the street is NOT becoming a Mars Hill branch, but a Door of Hope, which is magnitudes less creepy. It's just that the pastor coincidentally happens to style his hair and beard and have gauged ears and a flannel shirt and skinny jeans EXACTLY LIKE the Mars Hill pastor in SE. What's up with that? Is it some sort of hipster-pastor uniform?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 20, 2013, 07:02:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 06:50:24 PM
UPDATE: The church across the street is NOT becoming a Mars Hill branch, but a Door of Hope, which is magnitudes less creepy. It's just that the pastor coincidentally happens to style his hair and beard and have gauged ears and a flannel shirt and skinny jeans EXACTLY LIKE the Mars Hill pastor in SE. What's up with that? Is it some sort of hipster-pastor uniform?

Looking at their website, because Portland, apparently.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 20, 2013, 08:10:16 PM
Sitting in the tiki hut on the back deck, drinking wine and eating peanuts...............working on an academic publication.

There really is no such thing as vacation, is there?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 20, 2013, 08:27:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 20, 2013, 07:02:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 06:50:24 PM
UPDATE: The church across the street is NOT becoming a Mars Hill branch, but a Door of Hope, which is magnitudes less creepy. It's just that the pastor coincidentally happens to style his hair and beard and have gauged ears and a flannel shirt and skinny jeans EXACTLY LIKE the Mars Hill pastor in SE. What's up with that? Is it some sort of hipster-pastor uniform?

Looking at their website, because Portland, apparently.

Yeah.

I'm listening to one of their sermons, actually, and these guys seem to be the opposite of Mars Hill. Whew! But now I understand why the Mars Hill guy is always going on about namby-pamby limp-wristed Jesus-as-lover love song churches. He hates them. These guys are probably his closest competition, and they meet that description. I mean, look at this guy: http://noisetrade.com/joshalexanderwhite/absolution
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 20, 2013, 08:32:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 06:50:24 PM
UPDATE: The church across the street is NOT becoming a Mars Hill branch, but a Door of Hope, which is magnitudes less creepy. It's just that the pastor coincidentally happens to style his hair and beard and have gauged ears and a flannel shirt and skinny jeans EXACTLY LIKE the Mars Hill pastor in SE. What's up with that? Is it some sort of hipster-pastor uniform?

"Gotta get the young people!" Christian rock, etc.

When I was a little kid, we went to the coast and I remember some hippie types coming up to talk to me and my dad - which I thought was cool at first until they started a bunch of crazy talk about Jesus. We finally got rid of them and they left us a bunch of pamphlets. Turned out they were Children of God evangelicals - I had no idea HOW creepy that was until the internet happened and I looked it up.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 20, 2013, 08:32:40 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 06:50:24 PM
UPDATE: The church across the street is NOT becoming a Mars Hill branch, but a Door of Hope, which is magnitudes less creepy. It's just that the pastor coincidentally happens to style his hair and beard and have gauged ears and a flannel shirt and skinny jeans EXACTLY LIKE the Mars Hill pastor in SE. What's up with that? Is it some sort of hipster-pastor uniform?

Yay! Cults are terrible neighbors.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 20, 2013, 08:37:40 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 20, 2013, 08:32:40 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 06:50:24 PM
UPDATE: The church across the street is NOT becoming a Mars Hill branch, but a Door of Hope, which is magnitudes less creepy. It's just that the pastor coincidentally happens to style his hair and beard and have gauged ears and a flannel shirt and skinny jeans EXACTLY LIKE the Mars Hill pastor in SE. What's up with that? Is it some sort of hipster-pastor uniform?

Yay! Cults are terrible neighbors.

Yep! And these guys seem pretty un-culty. In fact, the sermon I just listened to was all about how a good Christian neighbors sets aside tribalism and Jesus didn't want us to divide the world into us/them categories. I approve. They also apparently try  to stay away from divisive social and political issues, or from telling people what to do.

Plus, I like the limp-wristed namby-pamby Jesus love song hippie Christians. Particularly the kind that don't see women as brood mares.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 20, 2013, 08:41:56 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 08:37:40 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 20, 2013, 08:32:40 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 06:50:24 PM
UPDATE: The church across the street is NOT becoming a Mars Hill branch, but a Door of Hope, which is magnitudes less creepy. It's just that the pastor coincidentally happens to style his hair and beard and have gauged ears and a flannel shirt and skinny jeans EXACTLY LIKE the Mars Hill pastor in SE. What's up with that? Is it some sort of hipster-pastor uniform?

Yay! Cults are terrible neighbors.

Yep! And these guys seem pretty un-culty. In fact, the sermon I just listened to was all about how a good Christian neighbors sets aside tribalism and Jesus didn't want us to divide the world into us/them categories. I approve. They also apparently try  to stay away from divisive social and political issues, or from telling people what to do.

Plus, I like the limp-wristed namby-pamby Jesus love song hippie Christians. Particularly the kind that don't see women as brood mares.

Them, and the Johnny Cash Christians that visit people in prison and mind their business. Those seem to be almost extinct, though.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2013, 10:28:45 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 20, 2013, 08:41:56 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 08:37:40 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 20, 2013, 08:32:40 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 06:50:24 PM
UPDATE: The church across the street is NOT becoming a Mars Hill branch, but a Door of Hope, which is magnitudes less creepy. It's just that the pastor coincidentally happens to style his hair and beard and have gauged ears and a flannel shirt and skinny jeans EXACTLY LIKE the Mars Hill pastor in SE. What's up with that? Is it some sort of hipster-pastor uniform?

Yay! Cults are terrible neighbors.

Yep! And these guys seem pretty un-culty. In fact, the sermon I just listened to was all about how a good Christian neighbors sets aside tribalism and Jesus didn't want us to divide the world into us/them categories. I approve. They also apparently try  to stay away from divisive social and political issues, or from telling people what to do.

Plus, I like the limp-wristed namby-pamby Jesus love song hippie Christians. Particularly the kind that don't see women as brood mares.

Them, and the Johnny Cash Christians that visit people in prison and mind their business. Those seem to be almost extinct, though.

They're still around.  The local Nazarenes are like that.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 20, 2013, 10:51:14 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 10:28:45 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 20, 2013, 08:41:56 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 08:37:40 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 20, 2013, 08:32:40 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 06:50:24 PM
UPDATE: The church across the street is NOT becoming a Mars Hill branch, but a Door of Hope, which is magnitudes less creepy. It's just that the pastor coincidentally happens to style his hair and beard and have gauged ears and a flannel shirt and skinny jeans EXACTLY LIKE the Mars Hill pastor in SE. What's up with that? Is it some sort of hipster-pastor uniform?

Yay! Cults are terrible neighbors.

Yep! And these guys seem pretty un-culty. In fact, the sermon I just listened to was all about how a good Christian neighbors sets aside tribalism and Jesus didn't want us to divide the world into us/them categories. I approve. They also apparently try  to stay away from divisive social and political issues, or from telling people what to do.

Plus, I like the limp-wristed namby-pamby Jesus love song hippie Christians. Particularly the kind that don't see women as brood mares.

Them, and the Johnny Cash Christians that visit people in prison and mind their business. Those seem to be almost extinct, though.

They're still around.  The local Nazarenes are like that.

It's mostly just that the really awesome Christians aren't all over the place making asses of themselves, so they're invisible unless you look for them.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 20, 2013, 10:51:39 PM
My friend Dave is an Episcopalian minister, and he's really cool.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Freeky on December 20, 2013, 10:52:30 PM
Tried to make a point to a friend of mine on the face books about White Pride and racism, sparked by one of those pictures where people of color are all like "[demographic] pride!" and white people are like "Yay for you!" and then "White Pride" with the people of color having a frowny face at them.  A friend of hers jumped in with "Hispanic Chamber of Commerce and Black chamber of Commerce and Black Panthers!" and I don't know my stuff that well, so butts to me. :(
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2013, 03:15:45 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on December 20, 2013, 10:52:30 PM
Tried to make a point to a friend of mine on the face books about White Pride and racism, sparked by one of those pictures where people of color are all like "[demographic] pride!" and white people are like "Yay for you!" and then "White Pride" with the people of color having a frowny face at them.  A friend of hers jumped in with "Hispanic Chamber of Commerce and Black chamber of Commerce and Black Panthers!" and I don't know my stuff that well, so butts to me. :(

"White Pride" is code for two things:

1.  We're really, really afraid of Black people, and
2.  We are the bottom of the barrel.  We have to feel better than someone.

I think I know who you're talking about.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2013, 03:33:29 AM
Christmas?  I'll give ya Christmas, fat man...

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/roger013.jpg)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2013, 03:33:58 AM
Pic is from 2009, IIRC.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2013, 03:36:22 AM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/lmno1.jpg)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: minuspace on December 21, 2013, 03:41:06 AM
Long live the Soul Patch!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 21, 2013, 04:41:40 AM
FUCK YES to those.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Freeky on December 21, 2013, 05:02:02 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 21, 2013, 03:15:45 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on December 20, 2013, 10:52:30 PM
Tried to make a point to a friend of mine on the face books about White Pride and racism, sparked by one of those pictures where people of color are all like "[demographic] pride!" and white people are like "Yay for you!" and then "White Pride" with the people of color having a frowny face at them.  A friend of hers jumped in with "Hispanic Chamber of Commerce and Black chamber of Commerce and Black Panthers!" and I don't know my stuff that well, so butts to me. :(

"White Pride" is code for two things:

1.  We're really, really afraid of Black people, and
2.  We are the bottom of the barrel.  We have to feel better than someone.

I think I know who you're talking about.

Yeah, I think you do. 
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2013, 05:07:41 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on December 21, 2013, 05:02:02 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 21, 2013, 03:15:45 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on December 20, 2013, 10:52:30 PM
Tried to make a point to a friend of mine on the face books about White Pride and racism, sparked by one of those pictures where people of color are all like "[demographic] pride!" and white people are like "Yay for you!" and then "White Pride" with the people of color having a frowny face at them.  A friend of hers jumped in with "Hispanic Chamber of Commerce and Black chamber of Commerce and Black Panthers!" and I don't know my stuff that well, so butts to me. :(

"White Pride" is code for two things:

1.  We're really, really afraid of Black people, and
2.  We are the bottom of the barrel.  We have to feel better than someone.

I think I know who you're talking about.

Yeah, I think you do.

Yeah, saw it on FB right after reading this.  It was too dismal to respond to.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Freeky on December 21, 2013, 05:13:50 AM
It was.  She did Like my comment though, so I'm notsure what to make of it.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 21, 2013, 05:30:48 AM
I am now comfortable talking to my recovering junkie cousin again. He seems to be doing well. Very well. Good time for it.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 21, 2013, 06:07:35 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on December 21, 2013, 05:13:50 AM
It was.  She did Like my comment though, so I'm notsure what to make of it.

I had one that I called out today who was 'liking' my comments.

She's digging her heels in over this:

(http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/5985/cj2i.jpg)

She PM'ed me a Wall-O-Text about how there was nothing wrong with that and how dare I accuse her of being racist. I'm poking her with a stick. Can't resist the coming meltdown.  :lol:

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2013, 06:09:02 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 21, 2013, 06:07:35 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on December 21, 2013, 05:13:50 AM
It was.  She did Like my comment though, so I'm notsure what to make of it.

I had one that I called out today who was 'liking' my comments.

She's digging her heels in over this:

(http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/5985/cj2i.jpg)

She PM'ed me a Wall-O-Text about how there was nothing wrong with that and how dare I accuse her of being racist. I'm poking her with a stick. Can't resist the coming meltdown.  :lol:

Oh, dear.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 21, 2013, 06:44:56 AM
Go watch Anchorman 2!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 21, 2013, 07:00:48 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 21, 2013, 05:30:48 AM
I am now comfortable talking to my recovering junkie cousin again. He seems to be doing well. Very well. Good time for it.

I do want to hit him about the head and shoulders though. He doesn't deserve it. And I shouldn't administer it. But. It would be satisfying.

Twid,
Wants to beat the shit out of his cousin, is happy that he doesn't have to.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 21, 2013, 07:06:01 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 21, 2013, 07:00:48 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 21, 2013, 05:30:48 AM
I am now comfortable talking to my recovering junkie cousin again. He seems to be doing well. Very well. Good time for it.

I do want to hit him about the head and shoulders though. He doesn't deserve it. And I shouldn't administer it. But. It would be satisfying.

Twid,
Wants to beat the shit out of his cousin, is happy that he doesn't have to.

I suspect a catharsis and welcome home is imminent and I really do want to beat the bastard bloody, kiss him on the cheek, beat him bloody again and say never do this to us again you dumb motherfucker. And well just hug the shit out of him and tell him to just fucking live.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 21, 2013, 07:14:10 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 21, 2013, 07:06:01 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 21, 2013, 07:00:48 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 21, 2013, 05:30:48 AM
I am now comfortable talking to my recovering junkie cousin again. He seems to be doing well. Very well. Good time for it.

I do want to hit him about the head and shoulders though. He doesn't deserve it. And I shouldn't administer it. But. It would be satisfying.

Twid,
Wants to beat the shit out of his cousin, is happy that he doesn't have to.

I suspect a catharsis and welcome home is imminent and I really do want to beat the bastard bloody, kiss him on the cheek, beat him bloody again and say never do this to us again you dumb motherfucker. And well just hug the shit out of him and tell him to just fucking live.

I forgive my cousin entirely. I am done being mad and hurt. Welcome home, Mike. I don't envy you. Be strong, I am here.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 21, 2013, 09:59:09 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 03:20:56 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 20, 2013, 03:20:19 AM
I wish people didn't have to be sick to level up to that kind of loogie-hawking. Why can't it happen when we can ENJOY it? 


I didn't say I didn't enjoy it.

:lulz:

I thought she was still talking about Driscoll at first. :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 21, 2013, 06:21:24 PM
I'm here! I was gone for a few days, mostly because this is a weird time of year for my brain generally but also specifically with work and every other bit of my life.

I fucking hate winter. Every year I seem to get a present a couple weeks in advance. It's usually some new and improved variant of SADS.

Fuck it. I'm here, and I'm slightly drunk.

Ask me anything.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 21, 2013, 06:24:40 PM
Two videos up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYb_H3i29NI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcebABZmIyQ

And two more videos tomorrow.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 06:25:06 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 06:21:24 PM
I'm here! I was gone for a few days, mostly because this is a weird time of year for my brain generally but also specifically with work and every other bit of my life.

I fucking hate winter. Every year I seem to get a present a couple weeks in advance. It's usually some new and improved variant of SADS.

Fuck it. I'm here, and I'm slightly drunk.

Ask me anything.

How many people have suggested one of those natural light lamps and or rock salt lamps? How many survived the suggesting?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 21, 2013, 06:27:02 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 21, 2013, 06:24:40 PM
Two videos up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYb_H3i29NI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcebABZmIyQ

And two more videos tomorrow.

I am instantly mesmerised by your voice, dude.

I may or may not be ever so slightly homosexual for your voice...
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 21, 2013, 06:33:18 PM
SLIGHTLY?

Cain's voice could power-bottom me all night long.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 21, 2013, 06:33:36 PM
Thank you.  Those two videos were certainly not my best commentary, either.  I really need to try not doing it live some day, and see how much of an improvement that is. 

It does remove the challenge somewhat, though, which is no fun.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 21, 2013, 06:38:01 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 21, 2013, 06:33:36 PM
Thank you.  Those two videos were certainly not my best commentary, either.  I really need to try not doing it live some day, and see how much of an improvement that is. 

It does remove the challenge somewhat, though, which is no fun.

I've not played ME3, or any of the mass effect games, but I like the in-the-moment commentary. I also want to buy the game so I can play it cause it looks cool, but I'm fairly certain my computer and connection would be a little problematic.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 21, 2013, 06:38:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 21, 2013, 06:33:18 PM
SLIGHTLY?

Cain's voice could power-bottom me all night long.

HYDRAULIC ASS!

SERVO-ASSISTED POSTERIOR!

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 21, 2013, 06:42:29 PM
WHOEVER IS SHOOTING ME - I DO NOT LIKE IT, AND THEY CAN GO AWAY!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 21, 2013, 06:45:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 21, 2013, 06:33:18 PM
SLIGHTLY?

Cain's voice could power-bottom me all night long.

I'm a little turned on right now.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 21, 2013, 06:47:36 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 21, 2013, 06:45:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 21, 2013, 06:33:18 PM
SLIGHTLY?

Cain's voice could power-bottom me all night long.

I'm a little turned on right now.

PD.

I CAME FOR THE HATE, BUT I STAYED FOR THE E-ORGIES!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 21, 2013, 06:47:54 PM
Heh.

I Came.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 21, 2013, 06:48:55 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 06:42:29 PM
WHOEVER IS SHOOTING ME - I DO NOT LIKE IT, AND THEY CAN GO AWAY!

NOPE. I DON'T LIKE THAT. I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 21, 2013, 06:53:37 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 06:48:55 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 06:42:29 PM
WHOEVER IS SHOOTING ME - I DO NOT LIKE IT, AND THEY CAN GO AWAY!

NOPE. I DON'T LIKE THAT. I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER.

SOMEONE IS HITTING US FROM.... BEHIND.

AND I DO NOT LIKE THAT.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 21, 2013, 06:54:04 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 21, 2013, 03:15:45 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on December 20, 2013, 10:52:30 PM
Tried to make a point to a friend of mine on the face books about White Pride and racism, sparked by one of those pictures where people of color are all like "[demographic] pride!" and white people are like "Yay for you!" and then "White Pride" with the people of color having a frowny face at them.  A friend of hers jumped in with "Hispanic Chamber of Commerce and Black chamber of Commerce and Black Panthers!" and I don't know my stuff that well, so butts to me. :(

"White Pride" is code for two things:

1.  We're really, really afraid of Black people, and
2.  We are the bottom of the barrel.  We have to feel better than someone.

I think I know who you're talking about.

The thing that's interesting is that "white" isn't really an ethnicity. People who are into their ancestors actually know what they were all about and where they came from. Nobody has a problem with German festivals or Polish festivals or the Norse lodge.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 21, 2013, 06:57:14 PM
It's FASCINATING that there are apparent;y a shit ton of white racists out there who don't even seem to know these cultural heritage organizations even exist. I'm like, how proud can you actually be, if you seriously have no fucking idea that there is an enormous club entirely dedicated to celebrating your ancestry, which you are apparently too stupid to even look up? Have you REALLY never heard of the Highland Games?

COME THE FUCK ON.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2013, 06:59:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 21, 2013, 06:57:14 PM
It's FASCINATING that there are apparent;y a shit ton of white racists out there who don't even seem to know these cultural heritage organizations even exist. I'm like, how proud can you actually be, if you seriously have no fucking idea that there is an enormous club entirely dedicated to celebrating your ancestry, which you are apparently too stupid to even look up? Have you REALLY never heard of the Highland Games?

COME THE FUCK ON.

Yep.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 21, 2013, 07:00:46 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 06:53:37 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 06:48:55 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 06:42:29 PM
WHOEVER IS SHOOTING ME - I DO NOT LIKE IT, AND THEY CAN GO AWAY!

NOPE. I DON'T LIKE THAT. I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER.

SOMEONE IS HITTING US FROM.... BEHIND.

AND I DO NOT LIKE THAT.

Sorry.  :sad:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 21, 2013, 07:01:29 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 21, 2013, 03:33:29 AM
Christmas?  I'll give ya Christmas, fat man...

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/roger013.jpg)

This picture is AWESOME.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 21, 2013, 07:02:58 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 21, 2013, 03:36:22 AM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/lmno1.jpg)

Christ that man is hot.

I forget, sometimes. Hot hot hot.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2013, 07:03:40 PM
Also, final word on this "Duck Dynasty" nonsense.  The show's producer wanted to give the people what they wanted, which was some harmless, sanitized backwoods hillbilly rubes to laugh at.  But then the craziest-looking one goes off-script in someone else's media, and shows White America a piece of itself that we all felt had been rinsed down the drain ages ago.  This is NOT why they turned on the TV.

It occurs to me that if I was A&E's chief producer, I would not only fire the cast, I'd fire the producer who ran the show.  In fact, the whole production team.  A Stalinist purge, for the encouragement of the others, so to speak.

Oh, and while we were all freaking out over that, the "left wing" senate passed the NDAA.

Merry Christmas.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 21, 2013, 07:05:44 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 21, 2013, 07:03:40 PM
Also, final word on this "Duck Dynasty" nonsense.  The show's producer wanted to give the people what they wanted, which was some harmless, sanitized backwoods hillbilly rubes to laugh at.  But then the craziest-looking one goes off-script in someone else's media, and shows White America a piece of itself that we all felt had been rinsed down the drain ages ago.  This is NOT why they turned on the TV.

It occurs to me that if I was A&E's chief producer, I would not only fire the cast, I'd fire the producer who ran the show.  In fact, the whole production team.  A Stalinist purge, for the encouragement of the others, so to speak.

Oh, and while we were all freaking out over that, the "left wing" senate passed the NDAA.

Merry Christmas.

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 07:07:49 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 21, 2013, 06:45:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 21, 2013, 06:33:18 PM
SLIGHTLY?

Cain's voice could power-bottom me all night long.

I'm a little turned on right now.

:oops:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 21, 2013, 07:14:49 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 21, 2013, 07:01:29 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 21, 2013, 03:33:29 AM
Christmas?  I'll give ya Christmas, fat man...

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/roger013.jpg)

This picture is AWESOME.

This picture also turns me on.

And I want to WOMP it.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 21, 2013, 07:16:10 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 07:07:49 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 21, 2013, 06:45:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 21, 2013, 06:33:18 PM
SLIGHTLY?

Cain's voice could power-bottom me all night long.

I'm a little turned on right now.

:oops:

No need to be embarrassed. Cains superpower is pance-wettening, and rolls 2d12+Charisma for damage.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 07:19:32 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 07:16:10 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 07:07:49 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 21, 2013, 06:45:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 21, 2013, 06:33:18 PM
SLIGHTLY?

Cain's voice could power-bottom me all night long.

I'm a little turned on right now.

:oops:

No need to be embarrassed. Cains superpower is pance-wettening, and rolls 2d12+Charisma for damage.

I believe it.

Cain, if you want to branch out your videos, you'd get all the fan-girls if you did readings of various poems and books and put 'em on YouTube. Although you'd get compared to Benedict Cumberbatch in the comments for every vid.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 21, 2013, 07:23:02 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 07:19:32 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 07:16:10 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 07:07:49 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 21, 2013, 06:45:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 21, 2013, 06:33:18 PM
SLIGHTLY?

Cain's voice could power-bottom me all night long.

I'm a little turned on right now.

:oops:

No need to be embarrassed. Cains superpower is pance-wettening, and rolls 2d12+Charisma for damage.

I believe it.

Cain, if you want to branch out your videos, you'd get all the fan-girls if you did readings of various poems and books and put 'em on YouTube. Although you'd get compared to Benedict Cumberbatch in the comments for every vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNPp74zh8lM
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 07:25:14 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 07:23:02 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 07:19:32 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 07:16:10 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 07:07:49 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 21, 2013, 06:45:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 21, 2013, 06:33:18 PM
SLIGHTLY?

Cain's voice could power-bottom me all night long.

I'm a little turned on right now.

:oops:

No need to be embarrassed. Cains superpower is pance-wettening, and rolls 2d12+Charisma for damage.

I believe it.

Cain, if you want to branch out your videos, you'd get all the fan-girls if you did readings of various poems and books and put 'em on YouTube. Although you'd get compared to Benedict Cumberbatch in the comments for every vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNPp74zh8lM

Ah yes. Panties were exploding left and right in that audience And then later online. And every time it is viewed, I am sure. I laughed loud enough to wake up my roommates, when I watched it.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 21, 2013, 08:13:29 PM
So my dad was just here for his Saturday visit.

He spent the last fifteen minutes describing my brother's bathroom. It was at once amusing and torturous.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 21, 2013, 08:13:49 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 07:25:14 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 07:23:02 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 07:19:32 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 07:16:10 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 07:07:49 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 21, 2013, 06:45:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 21, 2013, 06:33:18 PM
SLIGHTLY?

Cain's voice could power-bottom me all night long.

I'm a little turned on right now.

:oops:

No need to be embarrassed. Cains superpower is pance-wettening, and rolls 2d12+Charisma for damage.

I believe it.

Cain, if you want to branch out your videos, you'd get all the fan-girls if you did readings of various poems and books and put 'em on YouTube. Although you'd get compared to Benedict Cumberbatch in the comments for every vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNPp74zh8lM

Ah yes. Panties were exploding left and right in that audience And then later online. And every time it is viewed, I am sure. I laughed loud enough to wake up my roommates, when I watched it.

I didn't like it. I'm sure I read in your post a certain british style inflection and dryness that makes me think you didn't either. Although that's hard to do online.

Basically, I just thought you were Helen Mirren being sarcastic at me, and it thrilled me.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 21, 2013, 08:13:58 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 21, 2013, 07:03:40 PM
Also, final word on this "Duck Dynasty" nonsense.  The show's producer wanted to give the people what they wanted, which was some harmless, sanitized backwoods hillbilly rubes to laugh at.  But then the craziest-looking one goes off-script in someone else's media, and shows White America a piece of itself that we all felt had been rinsed down the drain ages ago.  This is NOT why they turned on the TV.

It occurs to me that if I was A&E's chief producer, I would not only fire the cast, I'd fire the producer who ran the show.  In fact, the whole production team.  A Stalinist purge, for the encouragement of the others, so to speak.

Oh, and while we were all freaking out over that, the "left wing" senate passed the NDAA.

Merry Christmas.

This idiot congressional candidate (http://www.ajc.com/news/news/national/congressional-candidate-likens-duck-dynasty-star-r/ncRQM/) likened him to ROSA PARKS.

Whether it was a purposeful thing where he was paid off to say "Hey! Look over here while we fuck things up!" or he's really that big of a cretin, it'll keep everybody focused on MossFace for another week at least.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 21, 2013, 08:14:11 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/DEC-Selfie.png)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 21, 2013, 08:23:57 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 08:14:11 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/DEC-Selfie.png)

PAYNE WINS ALL THE INTERNETS FOREVER  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 08:24:08 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 08:13:49 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 07:25:14 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 07:23:02 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 07:19:32 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 07:16:10 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 07:07:49 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 21, 2013, 06:45:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 21, 2013, 06:33:18 PM
SLIGHTLY?

Cain's voice could power-bottom me all night long.

I'm a little turned on right now.

:oops:

No need to be embarrassed. Cains superpower is pance-wettening, and rolls 2d12+Charisma for damage.

I believe it.

Cain, if you want to branch out your videos, you'd get all the fan-girls if you did readings of various poems and books and put 'em on YouTube. Although you'd get compared to Benedict Cumberbatch in the comments for every vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNPp74zh8lM

Ah yes. Panties were exploding left and right in that audience And then later online. And every time it is viewed, I am sure. I laughed loud enough to wake up my roommates, when I watched it.

I didn't like it. I'm sure I read in your post a certain british style inflection and dryness that makes me think you didn't either. Although that's hard to do online.

Basically, I just thought you were Helen Mirren being sarcastic at me, and it thrilled me.

I found it to be something of a cheap trick. But I did laugh. I secretly believe Benedict Cumberbatch found that whole thing repugnant but did it anyway in the name of selling his image.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 21, 2013, 08:26:10 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 06:38:01 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 21, 2013, 06:33:36 PM
Thank you.  Those two videos were certainly not my best commentary, either.  I really need to try not doing it live some day, and see how much of an improvement that is. 

It does remove the challenge somewhat, though, which is no fun.

I've not played ME3, or any of the mass effect games, but I like the in-the-moment commentary. I also want to buy the game so I can play it cause it looks cool, but I'm fairly certain my computer and connection would be a little problematic.

Depends, Mass Effect 1 was released in 2008, so your computer, unless it's really quite old, should be able to handle that.  Even ME3's shiny graphics are not that system intensive...hell, the main problem is putting up with Origin, EA's craptastic answer to Steam.

You only need internet for ME3 MP too.

Once I finish the Dragon Age playthrough (likely from about May onwards), I may do a singleplayer ME1 to 3 campaign.  Probably without player input though, just my choices.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 21, 2013, 08:28:32 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 08:24:08 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 08:13:49 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 07:25:14 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 07:23:02 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 07:19:32 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 07:16:10 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 07:07:49 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 21, 2013, 06:45:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 21, 2013, 06:33:18 PM
SLIGHTLY?

Cain's voice could power-bottom me all night long.

I'm a little turned on right now.

:oops:

No need to be embarrassed. Cains superpower is pance-wettening, and rolls 2d12+Charisma for damage.

I believe it.

Cain, if you want to branch out your videos, you'd get all the fan-girls if you did readings of various poems and books and put 'em on YouTube. Although you'd get compared to Benedict Cumberbatch in the comments for every vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNPp74zh8lM

Ah yes. Panties were exploding left and right in that audience And then later online. And every time it is viewed, I am sure. I laughed loud enough to wake up my roommates, when I watched it.

I didn't like it. I'm sure I read in your post a certain british style inflection and dryness that makes me think you didn't either. Although that's hard to do online.

Basically, I just thought you were Helen Mirren being sarcastic at me, and it thrilled me.

I found it to be something of a cheap trick. But I did laugh. I secretly believe Benedict Cumberbatch found that whole thing repugnant but did it anyway in the name of selling his image.

I still find the name funny.

Ben-eh-dicked Come-ber-batch.

Eh.

Needs work.

Though the name generator (http://benedictcumberbatchgenerator.tumblr.com/) is endless fun, that has just this past minute or so made me almost drown in dr. pepper/ coca cola mixed with famous grouse, when swallowing became a thing I used to do at a very inopportune moment - following the moment I read "Blubberdick Chickenstrips".
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Pæs on December 21, 2013, 08:29:50 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 08:14:11 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/DEC-Selfie.png)
:lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 08:30:17 PM
Blubberdick Chickenstrips. That is beautiful, Payne.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 21, 2013, 08:42:11 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 21, 2013, 08:26:10 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 06:38:01 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 21, 2013, 06:33:36 PM
Thank you.  Those two videos were certainly not my best commentary, either.  I really need to try not doing it live some day, and see how much of an improvement that is. 

It does remove the challenge somewhat, though, which is no fun.

I've not played ME3, or any of the mass effect games, but I like the in-the-moment commentary. I also want to buy the game so I can play it cause it looks cool, but I'm fairly certain my computer and connection would be a little problematic.

Depends, Mass Effect 1 was released in 2008, so your computer, unless it's really quite old, should be able to handle that.  Even ME3's shiny graphics are not that system intensive...hell, the main problem is putting up with Origin, EA's craptastic answer to Steam.

You only need internet for ME3 MP too.

Once I finish the Dragon Age playthrough (likely from about May onwards), I may do a singleplayer ME1 to 3 campaign.  Probably without player input though, just my choices.

Well, ME3 MP was pretty much what I wanted.

My entire life was shunted into weird new directions by playing Battlezone online a couple of years after it was popular - meeting some guys online that drew me to Edinburgh, so I'm always down for a decent bit of multiplayer. Plus, hilarious shit always happens to me in multiplayer games - it'd be amazing to randomly feature in one of your commentaries accidentally blowing my head off right in front of you for absolutely no reason.

"Oh my, that's alarming", you'd say. "I don't like that!"

And I would be shame, and it would be like old timestm.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 09:24:30 PM
Don't you love it when your roommates take it upon themselves to 'fix' things. And tell you 'I just want to see something'. And then you get a migraine out of it.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 21, 2013, 09:34:48 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 08:42:11 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 21, 2013, 08:26:10 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 06:38:01 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 21, 2013, 06:33:36 PM
Thank you.  Those two videos were certainly not my best commentary, either.  I really need to try not doing it live some day, and see how much of an improvement that is. 

It does remove the challenge somewhat, though, which is no fun.

I've not played ME3, or any of the mass effect games, but I like the in-the-moment commentary. I also want to buy the game so I can play it cause it looks cool, but I'm fairly certain my computer and connection would be a little problematic.

Depends, Mass Effect 1 was released in 2008, so your computer, unless it's really quite old, should be able to handle that.  Even ME3's shiny graphics are not that system intensive...hell, the main problem is putting up with Origin, EA's craptastic answer to Steam.

You only need internet for ME3 MP too.

Once I finish the Dragon Age playthrough (likely from about May onwards), I may do a singleplayer ME1 to 3 campaign.  Probably without player input though, just my choices.

Well, ME3 MP was pretty much what I wanted.

My entire life was shunted into weird new directions by playing Battlezone online a couple of years after it was popular - meeting some guys online that drew me to Edinburgh, so I'm always down for a decent bit of multiplayer. Plus, hilarious shit always happens to me in multiplayer games - it'd be amazing to randomly feature in one of your commentaries accidentally blowing my head off right in front of you for absolutely no reason.

"Oh my, that's alarming", you'd say. "I don't like that!"

And I would be shame, and it would be like old timestm.

Well, the recommended specs are 1 gig of RAM, Direct-X 9, 15 gig on the HD and a 1.80 gig processor.

As for internet, I'm out in the middle of nowhere, using wireless which reaches a download speed of around 800 kb/s and I can host games no problem...when people actually join my lobby.

It may be better to wait for Mass Effect 4 if your computer isn't already up to that level...given the success of this multiplayer, which was originally made with minimal effort and not expected to be at all popular, the chances are they will put up a significant budget for the next installment of the game.  They may also actually get around to working several bugs out of the game, and balancing the weapons and classes properly.

Also, no friendly fire, thank God.  Well, except for locking people in the reactor on the Hazard Reactor map, and killing Possessed Abominations when they are next to people.  Having an all biotic team using Lash, Throw and Pull to throw the Abominations at each other is actually very, very funny...but most people I knew from playing the game are either playing something else now, or else waiting for ME4.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 21, 2013, 09:38:50 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 21, 2013, 09:34:48 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 08:42:11 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 21, 2013, 08:26:10 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 06:38:01 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 21, 2013, 06:33:36 PM
Thank you.  Those two videos were certainly not my best commentary, either.  I really need to try not doing it live some day, and see how much of an improvement that is. 

It does remove the challenge somewhat, though, which is no fun.

I've not played ME3, or any of the mass effect games, but I like the in-the-moment commentary. I also want to buy the game so I can play it cause it looks cool, but I'm fairly certain my computer and connection would be a little problematic.

Depends, Mass Effect 1 was released in 2008, so your computer, unless it's really quite old, should be able to handle that.  Even ME3's shiny graphics are not that system intensive...hell, the main problem is putting up with Origin, EA's craptastic answer to Steam.

You only need internet for ME3 MP too.

Once I finish the Dragon Age playthrough (likely from about May onwards), I may do a singleplayer ME1 to 3 campaign.  Probably without player input though, just my choices.

Well, ME3 MP was pretty much what I wanted.

My entire life was shunted into weird new directions by playing Battlezone online a couple of years after it was popular - meeting some guys online that drew me to Edinburgh, so I'm always down for a decent bit of multiplayer. Plus, hilarious shit always happens to me in multiplayer games - it'd be amazing to randomly feature in one of your commentaries accidentally blowing my head off right in front of you for absolutely no reason.

"Oh my, that's alarming", you'd say. "I don't like that!"

And I would be shame, and it would be like old timestm.

Well, the recommended specs are 1 gig of RAM, Direct-X 9, 15 gig on the HD and a 1.80 gig processor.

As for internet, I'm out in the middle of nowhere, using wireless which reaches a download speed of around 800 kb/s and I can host games no problem...when people actually join my lobby.

It may be better to wait for Mass Effect 4 if your computer isn't already up to that level...given the success of this multiplayer, which was originally made with minimal effort and not expected to be at all popular, the chances are they will put up a significant budget for the next installment of the game.  They may also actually get around to working several bugs out of the game, and balancing the weapons and classes properly.

Also, no friendly fire, thank God.  Well, except for locking people in the reactor on the Hazard Reactor map, and killing Possessed Abominations when they are next to people.  Having an all biotic team using Lash, Throw and Pull to throw the Abominations at each other is actually very, very funny...but most people I knew from playing the game are either playing something else now, or else waiting for ME4.

I find online multiplayers are at their best when the game is a couple of years out of fashion. But, yes, maybe ME4.

And friendly fire is the best element of any game that has it. Otherwise it's like me playing my (incongruously and bizarrely) addictive F1 racing sims with the damage, tyre use and fuel use turned off.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 21, 2013, 09:48:20 PM
This is definitely not balanced for friendly fire.

If it was, I'd play an Asari Adept all day long, casting Stasis on people and shooting them in the head with the Arc Pistol.  It'd be instant death, and terribly unfair (incidentally, that class and setup should be my next video, after the two I upload tomorrow).

But then, this was designed with only one game mode in mind.  It may be that the devs will introduce PvP...though a lot of people are not interested in it.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 21, 2013, 10:19:50 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 21, 2013, 09:48:20 PM
This is definitely not balanced for friendly fire.

If it was, I'd play an Asari Adept all day long, casting Stasis on people and shooting them in the head with the Arc Pistol.  It'd be instant death, and terribly unfair (incidentally, that class and setup should be my next video, after the two I upload tomorrow).

But then, this was designed with only one game mode in mind.  It may be that the devs will introduce PvP...though a lot of people are not interested in it.

I like a Co-Op game where you still have to be accurate and, yanno, good.

I will always prefer the satisfaction of taking down AI players to those who are merely human.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 22, 2013, 01:09:05 AM
I am learning that a good way to deter would-be suitors is to tell them "if you do end up Googling my name, I just want you to know that almost everything you'll find about my dad is lies, and I know that because I was told so to my face by the judge at the sentencing".
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2013, 04:17:11 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 01:09:05 AM
I am learning that a good way to deter would-be suitors is to tell them "if you do end up Googling my name, I just want you to know that almost everything you'll find about my dad is lies, and I know that because I was told so to my face by the judge at the sentencing".

Also, because some asshole reporter had/has no idea how reenlistments work, if I recall correctly.

There's a certain type of reporter that tries to START their career by going for some poor bastard's throat.  Never fucking works.  So you get one guy smeared, and the other working the public interest desk covering flower shows until he finds a new line of work.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2013, 04:19:34 AM
So, confirmed with H1N1.

But I'm pretty sure I beat that bastard.   My temperature has been below 100 for 20 hours now, and I can think again.

Also, I no longer feel like I've been circle-stomped by drunken boghoppers.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 22, 2013, 04:27:11 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 04:19:34 AM
So, confirmed with H1N1.

But I'm pretty sure I beat that bastard.   My temperature has been below 100 for 20 hours now, and I can think again.

Also, I no longer feel like I've been circle-stomped by drunken boghoppers.

I am glad to hear it. Thinking is good. Not feeling stomped is good. H1N1 is a bastard by all accounts.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2013, 04:43:37 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 22, 2013, 04:27:11 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 04:19:34 AM
So, confirmed with H1N1.

But I'm pretty sure I beat that bastard.   My temperature has been below 100 for 20 hours now, and I can think again.

Also, I no longer feel like I've been circle-stomped by drunken boghoppers.

I am glad to hear it. Thinking is good. Not feeling stomped is good. H1N1 is a bastard by all accounts.

It's like being sat on by Pagans.  You can't breathe, and everything smells bad.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 22, 2013, 04:46:35 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 04:43:37 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 22, 2013, 04:27:11 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 04:19:34 AM
So, confirmed with H1N1.

But I'm pretty sure I beat that bastard.   My temperature has been below 100 for 20 hours now, and I can think again.

Also, I no longer feel like I've been circle-stomped by drunken boghoppers.

I am glad to hear it. Thinking is good. Not feeling stomped is good. H1N1 is a bastard by all accounts.

It's like being sat on by Pagans.  You can't breathe, and everything smells bad.

:P Speaking of which, Happy Yule!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 22, 2013, 07:04:42 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 04:43:37 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 22, 2013, 04:27:11 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 04:19:34 AM
So, confirmed with H1N1.

But I'm pretty sure I beat that bastard.   My temperature has been below 100 for 20 hours now, and I can think again.

Also, I no longer feel like I've been circle-stomped by drunken boghoppers.

I am glad to hear it. Thinking is good. Not feeling stomped is good. H1N1 is a bastard by all accounts.

It's like being sat on by Pagans.  You can't breathe, and everything smells bad.

:horror:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 22, 2013, 09:01:07 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 04:17:11 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 01:09:05 AM
I am learning that a good way to deter would-be suitors is to tell them "if you do end up Googling my name, I just want you to know that almost everything you'll find about my dad is lies, and I know that because I was told so to my face by the judge at the sentencing".

Also, because some asshole reporter had/has no idea how reenlistments work, if I recall correctly.

There's a certain type of reporter that tries to START their career by going for some poor bastard's throat.  Never fucking works.  So you get one guy smeared, and the other working the public interest desk covering flower shows until he finds a new line of work.

Yep, and better yet, it was an AMATEUR reporter who was trying to kickstart his career by "outing" fake war heroes.

Didn't work out so well for him, it turns out.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 22, 2013, 09:02:29 AM
But the best news is, you tell a guy that, and they evaporate right quick. Even the craziest ones. :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 22, 2013, 09:04:06 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 04:19:34 AM
So, confirmed with H1N1.

But I'm pretty sure I beat that bastard.   My temperature has been below 100 for 20 hours now, and I can think again.

Also, I no longer feel like I've been circle-stomped by drunken boghoppers.

Shiiitfuckdamn. That shit is a bitch of fuck.

It might actually be to your benefit that you're a hair older than prime, because it's one of the strains that's hardest on people in their 20s-30s.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 22, 2013, 12:21:24 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 04:19:34 AM
So, confirmed with H1N1.

But I'm pretty sure I beat that bastard.   My temperature has been below 100 for 20 hours now, and I can think again.

Also, I no longer feel like I've been circle-stomped by drunken boghoppers.

(http://i.imgur.com/hYJZwc4.jpg)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 22, 2013, 04:49:04 PM
UUUNNNNGH

OK, for me, the holiday season is over. OVER.

Thank fuck.

I do have New Years, but in between now and then, I am looking forward to not drinking any alcohol at all. The stuff just tears me up. My guts are roiling. I may not drink on New Years either, because holy crap. Champagne would be nice but it isn't worth it.

It's like hangovers with a vengeance. Hangover plus "LOL you are old and hahahahaha".

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 22, 2013, 05:49:34 PM
Only one video upload today - I got up late, and the internets are being slow besides.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KMlCgqA6PY

I have one more video rendered and ready to go, but I'm not sure when I'll get to upload it.  Tomorrow I'm out most of the day, and then it's Xmas Eve, Xmas, Boxing Day...I'll get around to it, but I'm not sure when.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2013, 09:29:12 PM
Okay, back from hospital.

It's bronchial pneumonia.  In the very very earliest stages (advanced bronchitis, not yet into lungs).  One Z-pack later, I should be fine.

So I shall spend the next 72 hours sequestered in my fortress of arrogance, which is full of things stolen from your homes, ancient artifacts taken by force from small countries, and two evil women.

And you will do what we say.  Because we have the nuclear missiles.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 22, 2013, 09:34:22 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 09:29:12 PM
Okay, back from hospital.

It's bronchial pneumonia.  In the very very earliest stages (advanced bronchitis, not yet into lungs).  One Z-pack later, I should be fine.

So I shall spend the next 72 hours sequestered in my fortress of arrogance, which is full of things stolen from your homes, ancient artifacts taken by force from small countries, and two evil women.

And you will do what we say.  Because we have the nuclear missiles.

Didn't you say you got the shot this year? How long before you came down with this? I'm curious. I need to go get my shot but the irony is that by the time it reaches peak immunity it'll be mid-late January, well past peak season. But, you know, no insurance until the 1st and I spent all my money on Yule for the kids.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2013, 09:43:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 09:34:22 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 09:29:12 PM
Okay, back from hospital.

It's bronchial pneumonia.  In the very very earliest stages (advanced bronchitis, not yet into lungs).  One Z-pack later, I should be fine.

So I shall spend the next 72 hours sequestered in my fortress of arrogance, which is full of things stolen from your homes, ancient artifacts taken by force from small countries, and two evil women.

And you will do what we say.  Because we have the nuclear missiles.

Didn't you say you got the shot this year? How long before you came down with this? I'm curious. I need to go get my shot but the irony is that by the time it reaches peak immunity it'll be mid-late January, well past peak season. But, you know, no insurance until the 1st and I spent all my money on Yule for the kids.

Yeah.  The shot this year, according to the doc, is about 40% effective.  My flu only lasted 6 days instead of 2-3 weeks, but the flu shot doesn't do shit for the weird opportunistic bacterial thingie that tends to get transmitted alongside the virus in many cases (including my own).

So, better than nothing, but not a guarantee.

And not nearly enough people are getting flu shots to allow herd immunity, both because of cost and because of Andrew Fucking Wakefield.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 22, 2013, 10:10:15 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 09:29:12 PM
Okay, back from hospital.

It's bronchial pneumonia.  In the very very earliest stages (advanced bronchitis, not yet into lungs).  One Z-pack later, I should be fine.

So I shall spend the next 72 hours sequestered in my fortress of arrogance, which is full of things stolen from your homes, ancient artifacts taken by force from small countries, and two evil women.

And you will do what we say.  Because we have the nuclear missiles.

Damn, man. Heal quick. If you're the bastard who's been going through my yarn - you better not cough on the Malabrigo, that shit is $30 a skein. You can keep the Cloak and Dagger comics, though.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2013, 10:11:23 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 22, 2013, 10:10:15 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 09:29:12 PM
Okay, back from hospital.

It's bronchial pneumonia.  In the very very earliest stages (advanced bronchitis, not yet into lungs).  One Z-pack later, I should be fine.

So I shall spend the next 72 hours sequestered in my fortress of arrogance, which is full of things stolen from your homes, ancient artifacts taken by force from small countries, and two evil women.

And you will do what we say.  Because we have the nuclear missiles.

Damn, man. Heal quick. If you're the bastard who's been going through my yarn - you better not cough on the Malabrigo, that shit is $30 a skein. You can keep the Cloak and Dagger comics, though.

I feel like crap.  Not as bad as last week, but crap all the same.

And I shall cough on ALL THE THINGS.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 22, 2013, 10:13:08 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 10:11:23 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 22, 2013, 10:10:15 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 09:29:12 PM
Okay, back from hospital.

It's bronchial pneumonia.  In the very very earliest stages (advanced bronchitis, not yet into lungs).  One Z-pack later, I should be fine.

So I shall spend the next 72 hours sequestered in my fortress of arrogance, which is full of things stolen from your homes, ancient artifacts taken by force from small countries, and two evil women.

And you will do what we say.  Because we have the nuclear missiles.

Damn, man. Heal quick. If you're the bastard who's been going through my yarn - you better not cough on the Malabrigo, that shit is $30 a skein. You can keep the Cloak and Dagger comics, though.

I feel like crap.  Not as bad as last week, but crap all the same.

And I shall cough on ALL THE THINGS.

:sad:  :argh!:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 22, 2013, 10:15:28 PM
I go in to work here in about twenty minutes.

To work for three hours.

Because the mid-shifter is whining about needing more hours and the boss doesn't want to fire him even though he's worthless and can't be trusted to close because reasons. So he gets the long stretch and I have to clean up after him and the morning shift and have the store ready for tomorrow while waiting on customers . . . for three hours.

Total BS.

At least it's raining like a mo-fo. That always makes the floors more fun to mop. Washin' away all the weird footprint-art on the pseudo-tile.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 22, 2013, 10:40:19 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 09:43:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 09:34:22 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 09:29:12 PM
Okay, back from hospital.

It's bronchial pneumonia.  In the very very earliest stages (advanced bronchitis, not yet into lungs).  One Z-pack later, I should be fine.

So I shall spend the next 72 hours sequestered in my fortress of arrogance, which is full of things stolen from your homes, ancient artifacts taken by force from small countries, and two evil women.

And you will do what we say.  Because we have the nuclear missiles.

Didn't you say you got the shot this year? How long before you came down with this? I'm curious. I need to go get my shot but the irony is that by the time it reaches peak immunity it'll be mid-late January, well past peak season. But, you know, no insurance until the 1st and I spent all my money on Yule for the kids.

Yeah.  The shot this year, according to the doc, is about 40% effective.  My flu only lasted 6 days instead of 2-3 weeks, but the flu shot doesn't do shit for the weird opportunistic bacterial thingie that tends to get transmitted alongside the virus in many cases (including my own).

So, better than nothing, but not a guarantee.

And not nearly enough people are getting flu shots to allow herd immunity, both because of cost and because of Andrew Fucking Wakefield.

Glad you got the shot, since the full deal could have been really bad.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2013, 10:42:15 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 10:40:19 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 09:43:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 09:34:22 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 09:29:12 PM
Okay, back from hospital.

It's bronchial pneumonia.  In the very very earliest stages (advanced bronchitis, not yet into lungs).  One Z-pack later, I should be fine.

So I shall spend the next 72 hours sequestered in my fortress of arrogance, which is full of things stolen from your homes, ancient artifacts taken by force from small countries, and two evil women.

And you will do what we say.  Because we have the nuclear missiles.

Didn't you say you got the shot this year? How long before you came down with this? I'm curious. I need to go get my shot but the irony is that by the time it reaches peak immunity it'll be mid-late January, well past peak season. But, you know, no insurance until the 1st and I spent all my money on Yule for the kids.

Yeah.  The shot this year, according to the doc, is about 40% effective.  My flu only lasted 6 days instead of 2-3 weeks, but the flu shot doesn't do shit for the weird opportunistic bacterial thingie that tends to get transmitted alongside the virus in many cases (including my own).

So, better than nothing, but not a guarantee.

And not nearly enough people are getting flu shots to allow herd immunity, both because of cost and because of Andrew Fucking Wakefield.

Glad you got the shot, since the full deal could have been really bad.

The shot ought to be free to everyone.  If that's not "in the general welfare of the nation", then I don't know what the fuck is.  Our company pays for ours entirely, AND for our immediate family, because it means less sick time.

Now imagine if everyone was able to get one.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 22, 2013, 11:01:25 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 10:42:15 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 10:40:19 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 09:43:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 09:34:22 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 09:29:12 PM
Okay, back from hospital.

It's bronchial pneumonia.  In the very very earliest stages (advanced bronchitis, not yet into lungs).  One Z-pack later, I should be fine.

So I shall spend the next 72 hours sequestered in my fortress of arrogance, which is full of things stolen from your homes, ancient artifacts taken by force from small countries, and two evil women.

And you will do what we say.  Because we have the nuclear missiles.

Didn't you say you got the shot this year? How long before you came down with this? I'm curious. I need to go get my shot but the irony is that by the time it reaches peak immunity it'll be mid-late January, well past peak season. But, you know, no insurance until the 1st and I spent all my money on Yule for the kids.

Yeah.  The shot this year, according to the doc, is about 40% effective.  My flu only lasted 6 days instead of 2-3 weeks, but the flu shot doesn't do shit for the weird opportunistic bacterial thingie that tends to get transmitted alongside the virus in many cases (including my own).

So, better than nothing, but not a guarantee.

And not nearly enough people are getting flu shots to allow herd immunity, both because of cost and because of Andrew Fucking Wakefield.

Glad you got the shot, since the full deal could have been really bad.

The shot ought to be free to everyone.  If that's not "in the general welfare of the nation", then I don't know what the fuck is.  Our company pays for ours entirely, AND for our immediate family, because it means less sick time.

Now imagine if everyone was able to get one.

Yes, it really really should be. Our system is fucked.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2013, 11:03:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 11:01:25 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 10:42:15 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 10:40:19 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 09:43:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 09:34:22 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 09:29:12 PM
Okay, back from hospital.

It's bronchial pneumonia.  In the very very earliest stages (advanced bronchitis, not yet into lungs).  One Z-pack later, I should be fine.

So I shall spend the next 72 hours sequestered in my fortress of arrogance, which is full of things stolen from your homes, ancient artifacts taken by force from small countries, and two evil women.

And you will do what we say.  Because we have the nuclear missiles.

Didn't you say you got the shot this year? How long before you came down with this? I'm curious. I need to go get my shot but the irony is that by the time it reaches peak immunity it'll be mid-late January, well past peak season. But, you know, no insurance until the 1st and I spent all my money on Yule for the kids.

Yeah.  The shot this year, according to the doc, is about 40% effective.  My flu only lasted 6 days instead of 2-3 weeks, but the flu shot doesn't do shit for the weird opportunistic bacterial thingie that tends to get transmitted alongside the virus in many cases (including my own).

So, better than nothing, but not a guarantee.

And not nearly enough people are getting flu shots to allow herd immunity, both because of cost and because of Andrew Fucking Wakefield.

Glad you got the shot, since the full deal could have been really bad.

The shot ought to be free to everyone.  If that's not "in the general welfare of the nation", then I don't know what the fuck is.  Our company pays for ours entirely, AND for our immediate family, because it means less sick time.

Now imagine if everyone was able to get one.

Yes, it really really should be. Our system is fucked.

Way back in the days when we crushed Nazis and went to the moon, we killed smallpox forever via mass vaccination.

But that's when we could do stuff.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 22, 2013, 11:13:21 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 11:03:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 11:01:25 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 10:42:15 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 10:40:19 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 09:43:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 09:34:22 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 09:29:12 PM
Okay, back from hospital.

It's bronchial pneumonia.  In the very very earliest stages (advanced bronchitis, not yet into lungs).  One Z-pack later, I should be fine.

So I shall spend the next 72 hours sequestered in my fortress of arrogance, which is full of things stolen from your homes, ancient artifacts taken by force from small countries, and two evil women.

And you will do what we say.  Because we have the nuclear missiles.

Didn't you say you got the shot this year? How long before you came down with this? I'm curious. I need to go get my shot but the irony is that by the time it reaches peak immunity it'll be mid-late January, well past peak season. But, you know, no insurance until the 1st and I spent all my money on Yule for the kids.

Yeah.  The shot this year, according to the doc, is about 40% effective.  My flu only lasted 6 days instead of 2-3 weeks, but the flu shot doesn't do shit for the weird opportunistic bacterial thingie that tends to get transmitted alongside the virus in many cases (including my own).

So, better than nothing, but not a guarantee.

And not nearly enough people are getting flu shots to allow herd immunity, both because of cost and because of Andrew Fucking Wakefield.

Glad you got the shot, since the full deal could have been really bad.

The shot ought to be free to everyone.  If that's not "in the general welfare of the nation", then I don't know what the fuck is.  Our company pays for ours entirely, AND for our immediate family, because it means less sick time.

Now imagine if everyone was able to get one.

Yes, it really really should be. Our system is fucked.

Way back in the days when we crushed Nazis and went to the moon, we killed smallpox forever via mass vaccination.

But that's when we could do stuff.

Which is funny because we have the power and resources to do so much more and simply...dont.

I blame libertarians. And Jesus.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2013, 11:16:21 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 22, 2013, 11:13:21 PM

Which is funny because we have the power and resources to do so much more and simply...dont.

I blame libertarians. And Jesus.

I blame a lack of political will, entitlement complexes, exceptionalism, and sheer greed.

Oh, and the fucking woo.  Which, of course, is part of the exceptionalism thing.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on December 22, 2013, 11:18:59 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 09:29:12 PM
Okay, back from hospital.

It's bronchial pneumonia.  In the very very earliest stages (advanced bronchitis, not yet into lungs).  One Z-pack later, I should be fine.

So I shall spend the next 72 hours sequestered in my fortress of arrogance, which is full of things stolen from your homes, ancient artifacts taken by force from small countries, and two evil women.

And you will do what we say.  Because we have the nuclear missiles.

:awesome:

I got the pneumonia shot and I also got pneumonia. Except mine accidentally all the lungs.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2013, 11:21:53 PM
Quote from: Net on December 22, 2013, 11:18:59 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 09:29:12 PM
Okay, back from hospital.

It's bronchial pneumonia.  In the very very earliest stages (advanced bronchitis, not yet into lungs).  One Z-pack later, I should be fine.

So I shall spend the next 72 hours sequestered in my fortress of arrogance, which is full of things stolen from your homes, ancient artifacts taken by force from small countries, and two evil women.

And you will do what we say.  Because we have the nuclear missiles.

:awesome:

I got the pneumonia shot and I also got pneumonia. Except mine accidentally all the lungs.

The shots aren't perfect, for very obvious reasons.  The secret is herd immunity.

But Jenny fucking McCarthy and Andrew shitheels Wakefield.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 22, 2013, 11:26:20 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 11:16:21 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 22, 2013, 11:13:21 PM

Which is funny because we have the power and resources to do so much more and simply...dont.

I blame libertarians. And Jesus.

I blame a lack of political will, entitlement complexes, exceptionalism, and sheer greed.

Oh, and the fucking woo.  Which, of course, is part of the exceptionalism thing.

Needs more woo.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2013, 11:28:03 PM
I just puked some hate on facebook (as Bearman has seen).
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 22, 2013, 11:33:19 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 22, 2013, 11:13:21 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 11:03:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 11:01:25 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 10:42:15 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 10:40:19 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 09:43:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 09:34:22 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 09:29:12 PM
Okay, back from hospital.

It's bronchial pneumonia.  In the very very earliest stages (advanced bronchitis, not yet into lungs).  One Z-pack later, I should be fine.

So I shall spend the next 72 hours sequestered in my fortress of arrogance, which is full of things stolen from your homes, ancient artifacts taken by force from small countries, and two evil women.

And you will do what we say.  Because we have the nuclear missiles.

Didn't you say you got the shot this year? How long before you came down with this? I'm curious. I need to go get my shot but the irony is that by the time it reaches peak immunity it'll be mid-late January, well past peak season. But, you know, no insurance until the 1st and I spent all my money on Yule for the kids.

Yeah.  The shot this year, according to the doc, is about 40% effective.  My flu only lasted 6 days instead of 2-3 weeks, but the flu shot doesn't do shit for the weird opportunistic bacterial thingie that tends to get transmitted alongside the virus in many cases (including my own).

So, better than nothing, but not a guarantee.

And not nearly enough people are getting flu shots to allow herd immunity, both because of cost and because of Andrew Fucking Wakefield.

Glad you got the shot, since the full deal could have been really bad.

The shot ought to be free to everyone.  If that's not "in the general welfare of the nation", then I don't know what the fuck is.  Our company pays for ours entirely, AND for our immediate family, because it means less sick time.

Now imagine if everyone was able to get one.

Yes, it really really should be. Our system is fucked.

Way back in the days when we crushed Nazis and went to the moon, we killed smallpox forever via mass vaccination.

But that's when we could do stuff.

Which is funny because we have the power and resources to do so much more and simply...dont.

I blame libertarians. And Jesus.

Well, we need to make sure that people don't get anything they didn't earn, like health care and food, because that would be bad.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 22, 2013, 11:34:27 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 11:16:21 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 22, 2013, 11:13:21 PM

Which is funny because we have the power and resources to do so much more and simply...dont.

I blame libertarians. And Jesus.

I blame a lack of political will, entitlement complexes, exceptionalism, and sheer greed.

Oh, and the fucking woo.  Which, of course, is part of the exceptionalism thing.

Don't forget a healthy dose of Calvinism!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 22, 2013, 11:42:26 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 11:33:19 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 22, 2013, 11:13:21 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 11:03:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 11:01:25 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 10:42:15 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 10:40:19 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 09:43:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 09:34:22 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 09:29:12 PM
Okay, back from hospital.

It's bronchial pneumonia.  In the very very earliest stages (advanced bronchitis, not yet into lungs).  One Z-pack later, I should be fine.

So I shall spend the next 72 hours sequestered in my fortress of arrogance, which is full of things stolen from your homes, ancient artifacts taken by force from small countries, and two evil women.

And you will do what we say.  Because we have the nuclear missiles.

Didn't you say you got the shot this year? How long before you came down with this? I'm curious. I need to go get my shot but the irony is that by the time it reaches peak immunity it'll be mid-late January, well past peak season. But, you know, no insurance until the 1st and I spent all my money on Yule for the kids.

Yeah.  The shot this year, according to the doc, is about 40% effective.  My flu only lasted 6 days instead of 2-3 weeks, but the flu shot doesn't do shit for the weird opportunistic bacterial thingie that tends to get transmitted alongside the virus in many cases (including my own).

So, better than nothing, but not a guarantee.

And not nearly enough people are getting flu shots to allow herd immunity, both because of cost and because of Andrew Fucking Wakefield.

Glad you got the shot, since the full deal could have been really bad.

The shot ought to be free to everyone.  If that's not "in the general welfare of the nation", then I don't know what the fuck is.  Our company pays for ours entirely, AND for our immediate family, because it means less sick time.

Now imagine if everyone was able to get one.

Yes, it really really should be. Our system is fucked.

Way back in the days when we crushed Nazis and went to the moon, we killed smallpox forever via mass vaccination.

But that's when we could do stuff.

Which is funny because we have the power and resources to do so much more and simply...dont.

I blame libertarians. And Jesus.

Well, we need to make sure that people don't get anything they didn't earn, like health care and food, because that would be bad.

Well, if you didnt earn it then you stole. Simple.

Example: Europeans EARNED the United States.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 22, 2013, 11:42:46 PM
Touching up my essay plan for submission tomorrow.

Bleh.  Our lecturer sent us an amazing example piece, so I was forced to use theirs as a template.  Problem is they are doing the same question as me.  So I have to be extra careful not to plaigarise.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2013, 11:45:24 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 11:34:27 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 11:16:21 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 22, 2013, 11:13:21 PM

Which is funny because we have the power and resources to do so much more and simply...dont.

I blame libertarians. And Jesus.

I blame a lack of political will, entitlement complexes, exceptionalism, and sheer greed.

Oh, and the fucking woo.  Which, of course, is part of the exceptionalism thing.

Don't forget a healthy dose of Calvinism!

"I am not a Calvinist because I cannot be a daemonologist."
- Thomas Jefferson

Calvinism is an abomination.  It's an abomination to everyone, really, but especially to anyone who considers themselves a Christian.

It is all the poison of religion, distilled into pure form...With all of the benefits of religion and belief removed.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 22, 2013, 11:54:05 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 11:28:03 PM
I just puked some hate on facebook (as Bearman has seen).

I feel like I need a woo forum to work up.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 22, 2013, 11:54:47 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 22, 2013, 11:42:26 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 11:33:19 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 22, 2013, 11:13:21 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 11:03:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 11:01:25 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 10:42:15 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 10:40:19 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 09:43:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 09:34:22 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 09:29:12 PM
Okay, back from hospital.

It's bronchial pneumonia.  In the very very earliest stages (advanced bronchitis, not yet into lungs).  One Z-pack later, I should be fine.

So I shall spend the next 72 hours sequestered in my fortress of arrogance, which is full of things stolen from your homes, ancient artifacts taken by force from small countries, and two evil women.

And you will do what we say.  Because we have the nuclear missiles.

Didn't you say you got the shot this year? How long before you came down with this? I'm curious. I need to go get my shot but the irony is that by the time it reaches peak immunity it'll be mid-late January, well past peak season. But, you know, no insurance until the 1st and I spent all my money on Yule for the kids.

Yeah.  The shot this year, according to the doc, is about 40% effective.  My flu only lasted 6 days instead of 2-3 weeks, but the flu shot doesn't do shit for the weird opportunistic bacterial thingie that tends to get transmitted alongside the virus in many cases (including my own).

So, better than nothing, but not a guarantee.

And not nearly enough people are getting flu shots to allow herd immunity, both because of cost and because of Andrew Fucking Wakefield.

Glad you got the shot, since the full deal could have been really bad.

The shot ought to be free to everyone.  If that's not "in the general welfare of the nation", then I don't know what the fuck is.  Our company pays for ours entirely, AND for our immediate family, because it means less sick time.

Now imagine if everyone was able to get one.

Yes, it really really should be. Our system is fucked.

Way back in the days when we crushed Nazis and went to the moon, we killed smallpox forever via mass vaccination.

But that's when we could do stuff.

Which is funny because we have the power and resources to do so much more and simply...dont.

I blame libertarians. And Jesus.

Well, we need to make sure that people don't get anything they didn't earn, like health care and food, because that would be bad.

Well, if you didnt earn it then you stole. Simple.

Example: Europeans EARNED the United States.

EXACTLY.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 22, 2013, 11:55:11 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 11:45:24 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 11:34:27 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 11:16:21 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 22, 2013, 11:13:21 PM

Which is funny because we have the power and resources to do so much more and simply...dont.

I blame libertarians. And Jesus.

I blame a lack of political will, entitlement complexes, exceptionalism, and sheer greed.

Oh, and the fucking woo.  Which, of course, is part of the exceptionalism thing.

Don't forget a healthy dose of Calvinism!

"I am not a Calvinist because I cannot be a daemonologist."
- Thomas Jefferson

Calvinism is an abomination.  It's an abomination to everyone, really, but especially to anyone who considers themselves a Christian.

It is all the poison of religion, distilled into pure form...With all of the benefits of religion and belief removed.

Yeah, they're pretty much  the worst people ever.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2013, 12:04:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 11:55:11 PM


Yeah, they're pretty much  the worst people ever.

Thomas Jefferson had the right of it.  Calvinists don't worship Jesus, they worship something that we haven't even had nightmares about yet.

This is more or less why I am functionally a deist.  Which would horrify the Jesuit teachers I used to have.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 23, 2013, 12:49:50 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 10:42:15 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 10:40:19 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 09:43:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 09:34:22 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 09:29:12 PM
Okay, back from hospital.

It's bronchial pneumonia.  In the very very earliest stages (advanced bronchitis, not yet into lungs).  One Z-pack later, I should be fine.

So I shall spend the next 72 hours sequestered in my fortress of arrogance, which is full of things stolen from your homes, ancient artifacts taken by force from small countries, and two evil women.

And you will do what we say.  Because we have the nuclear missiles.

Didn't you say you got the shot this year? How long before you came down with this? I'm curious. I need to go get my shot but the irony is that by the time it reaches peak immunity it'll be mid-late January, well past peak season. But, you know, no insurance until the 1st and I spent all my money on Yule for the kids.

Yeah.  The shot this year, according to the doc, is about 40% effective.  My flu only lasted 6 days instead of 2-3 weeks, but the flu shot doesn't do shit for the weird opportunistic bacterial thingie that tends to get transmitted alongside the virus in many cases (including my own).

So, better than nothing, but not a guarantee.

And not nearly enough people are getting flu shots to allow herd immunity, both because of cost and because of Andrew Fucking Wakefield.

Glad you got the shot, since the full deal could have been really bad.

The shot ought to be free to everyone.  If that's not "in the general welfare of the nation", then I don't know what the fuck is.  Our company pays for ours entirely, AND for our immediate family, because it means less sick time.

Now imagine if everyone was able to get one.
Silly Roger, using logic when management has clear instructions on what to do when, where, and how. Does he not know we should have no regard for prole metrics like ethics, common sense, and logic.

On a sidenote: You guys are regularly not wrong about such things, I have to rethink/research my opinion of flu-vaccinations. Does anyone have links they recommend?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2013, 02:09:36 AM
Doo be doo  hxxps://www.facebook.com/groups/2204727328/10152139493067329/?notif_t=group_comment
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2013, 02:11:35 AM
Regret, I like the CDC website: http://www.cdc.gov/flu/protect/keyfacts.htm
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 23, 2013, 02:28:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 02:11:35 AM
Regret, I like the CDC website: http://www.cdc.gov/flu/protect/keyfacts.htm
Thanks, bookmarked.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2013, 02:43:29 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 02:09:36 AM
Doo be doo  hxxps://www.facebook.com/groups/2204727328/10152139493067329/?notif_t=group_comment

:lol:

As much fun as it looks, I'm never rejoining that board, at least as long as Jonathan Bost is still around.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2013, 02:44:22 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 02:43:29 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 02:09:36 AM
Doo be doo  hxxps://www.facebook.com/groups/2204727328/10152139493067329/?notif_t=group_comment

:lol:

As much fun as it looks, I'm never rejoining that board, at least as long as Jonathan Bost is still around.

I don't know if he's around, I have him blocked. Which means he can't see my thread, which is sucking up all of the activity.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2013, 02:49:58 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 02:44:22 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 02:43:29 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 02:09:36 AM
Doo be doo  hxxps://www.facebook.com/groups/2204727328/10152139493067329/?notif_t=group_comment

:lol:

As much fun as it looks, I'm never rejoining that board, at least as long as Jonathan Bost is still around.

I don't know if he's around, I have him blocked. Which means he can't see my thread, which is sucking up all of the activity.  :lulz:

Hmm...Well, tell ya what.  I'll join, you approve me.

Then tomorrow morning, we PREACH THE GOOD WORD.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2013, 02:51:01 AM
Applied to join.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 23, 2013, 03:08:06 AM
Annnnnd...IN.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2013, 03:11:54 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 02:49:58 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 02:44:22 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 02:43:29 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 02:09:36 AM
Doo be doo  hxxps://www.facebook.com/groups/2204727328/10152139493067329/?notif_t=group_comment

:lol:

As much fun as it looks, I'm never rejoining that board, at least as long as Jonathan Bost is still around.

I don't know if he's around, I have him blocked. Which means he can't see my thread, which is sucking up all of the activity.  :lulz:

Hmm...Well, tell ya what.  I'll join, you approve me.

Then tomorrow morning, we PREACH THE GOOD WORD.

YEP YEP YEP!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2013, 03:15:23 AM
Jesus, I'm glad that someone finally objected to me comparing the ICP discography to the Iliad.  :lol: Although nobody objected to my comparing it to the Bible, or equating Vanilla Ice with the Apostle Paul.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 23, 2013, 03:23:34 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 03:15:23 AM
Jesus, I'm glad that someone finally objected to me comparing the ICP discography to the Iliad.  :lol: Although nobody objected to my comparing it to the Bible, or equating Vanilla Ice with the Apostle Paul.

That is genius.  :evil: We need a little ICP clown-face smiley.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2013, 03:24:17 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 23, 2013, 03:23:34 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 03:15:23 AM
Jesus, I'm glad that someone finally objected to me comparing the ICP discography to the Iliad.  :lol: Although nobody objected to my comparing it to the Bible, or equating Vanilla Ice with the Apostle Paul.

That is genius.  :evil: We need a little ICP clown-face smiley.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2013, 04:30:07 AM
Oh man, this is REALLY gonna piss off the hipster-haters: http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2013/12/portland_named_best_american_c.html

Quote
Portland named best American city in 2013

You may pop the champagne.

Portland made it to the top of "America's 10 Best Cities for 2013" list – a "meta-ranking" of real estate blog Movoto, based on other rankings such as America's nerdiest cities, best cities for movie lovers and best cities for meat lovers.

The City of Roses leads a list that also includes, in order, Atlanta, Seattle, San Francisco, Washington, D.C., Raleigh, San Diego, Denver, Miami and Las Vegas.

The ranking considered the 50 largest cities in the United States, and is basically a blend of previous rankings the real estate blog put together this year.

"It was an epic process," writes content editor Randy Nelson, "but when all of these seemingly incongruous rankings were fused together like in some mad scientist's experiment, emerging from the smoke and sparks to claim its title of the best city in America for 2013 was Portland, OR."

Portland also ranked best city for movie lovers and second nerdiest city. It placed fourth among funniest, most steampunk and best cities for food lovers. Its poorest performance was on the "America's Most Saintly Cities" list, where it ranked no. 34.

What do you think about the ranking? What makes a city "the best"? What do you like most about Portland?

-- Simina Mistreanu

Seattle's gonna shit itself.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Trivial on December 23, 2013, 04:45:30 AM
What is the juggalo opinion of Homestuck?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2013, 04:48:38 AM
The one Juggalette I know who knows about Homestuck loves it and is cosplaying Gamzee.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Trivial on December 23, 2013, 04:51:22 AM
Yay
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:20:11 AM
I forgot what Z-pack does to your guts.

There's horror here in Tucson.  I may have to repaint the bathroom.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2013, 07:28:33 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:20:11 AM
I forgot what Z-pack does to your guts.

There's horror here in Tucson.  I may have to repaint the bathroom.

I don't actually know what z-pack is.

Should I? Or do I not wanna?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:31:17 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 07:28:33 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:20:11 AM
I forgot what Z-pack does to your guts.

There's horror here in Tucson.  I may have to repaint the bathroom.

I don't actually know what z-pack is.

Should I? Or do I not wanna?

Azithromycin.  Wonderful stuff for respiratory tract infections.  Turns your guts into a chemical weapons facility, though.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2013, 07:32:20 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:31:17 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 07:28:33 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:20:11 AM
I forgot what Z-pack does to your guts.

There's horror here in Tucson.  I may have to repaint the bathroom.

I don't actually know what z-pack is.

Should I? Or do I not wanna?

Azithromycin.  Wonderful stuff for respiratory tract infections.  Turns your guts into a chemical weapons facility, though.


Ohhh yeah I've had that. It also makes you able to taste yourself at all times. Lovely.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:32:46 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 07:32:20 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:31:17 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 07:28:33 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:20:11 AM
I forgot what Z-pack does to your guts.

There's horror here in Tucson.  I may have to repaint the bathroom.

I don't actually know what z-pack is.

Should I? Or do I not wanna?

Azithromycin.  Wonderful stuff for respiratory tract infections.  Turns your guts into a chemical weapons facility, though.


Ohhh yeah I've had that. It also makes you able to taste yourself at all times. Lovely.

I can HEAR the smell.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2013, 07:33:57 AM
Tomorrow morning, would someone mind bumping this? wxw.facebook.com/groups/2204727328/10152139493067329/?notif_t=group_comment

I want it to get a chance at round 2.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2013, 07:34:21 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:32:46 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 07:32:20 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:31:17 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 07:28:33 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:20:11 AM
I forgot what Z-pack does to your guts.

There's horror here in Tucson.  I may have to repaint the bathroom.

I don't actually know what z-pack is.

Should I? Or do I not wanna?

Azithromycin.  Wonderful stuff for respiratory tract infections.  Turns your guts into a chemical weapons facility, though.


Ohhh yeah I've had that. It also makes you able to taste yourself at all times. Lovely.

I can HEAR the smell.

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:35:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 07:34:21 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:32:46 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 07:32:20 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:31:17 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 07:28:33 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:20:11 AM
I forgot what Z-pack does to your guts.

There's horror here in Tucson.  I may have to repaint the bathroom.

I don't actually know what z-pack is.

Should I? Or do I not wanna?

Azithromycin.  Wonderful stuff for respiratory tract infections.  Turns your guts into a chemical weapons facility, though.


Ohhh yeah I've had that. It also makes you able to taste yourself at all times. Lovely.

I can HEAR the smell.

:horrormirth:

At least it got rid of my ear hair.  Now I don't have to go in after it with a razor.

Ever cut your ear?  It's amazing.  It's like Niagara Falls, seen through rose-colored glasses.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:38:37 AM
Of course, there's always prying turkey patties apart with a shoddy butcher knife.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2013, 07:41:38 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:35:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 07:34:21 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:32:46 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 07:32:20 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:31:17 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 07:28:33 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:20:11 AM
I forgot what Z-pack does to your guts.

There's horror here in Tucson.  I may have to repaint the bathroom.

I don't actually know what z-pack is.

Should I? Or do I not wanna?

Azithromycin.  Wonderful stuff for respiratory tract infections.  Turns your guts into a chemical weapons facility, though.


Ohhh yeah I've had that. It also makes you able to taste yourself at all times. Lovely.

I can HEAR the smell.

:horrormirth:

At least it got rid of my ear hair.  Now I don't have to go in after it with a razor.

Ever cut your ear?  It's amazing.  It's like Niagara Falls, seen through rose-colored glasses.

:horrormirth: Strange as it may seem, I have never cut my ear hair.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2013, 07:42:20 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:38:37 AM
Of course, there's always prying turkey patties apart with a shoddy butcher knife.

Should I take it that pills have kicked in bigtime?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2013, 07:44:26 AM
Why am I still awake? What am I doing? I'm freakishly exhausted and should be in bed.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:45:37 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 07:42:20 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:38:37 AM
Of course, there's always prying turkey patties apart with a shoddy butcher knife.

Should I take it that pills have kicked in bigtime?

Yes.  But remember when I mentioned that I cut a chunk out of my ear?  You gave me shit about it, said something about "warm water" or "put wax paper between them before you freeze them".

Sadly, I am not a lizard.  It didn't grow back.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2013, 07:47:54 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:45:37 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 07:42:20 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:38:37 AM
Of course, there's always prying turkey patties apart with a shoddy butcher knife.

Should I take it that pills have kicked in bigtime?

Yes.  But remember when I mentioned that I cut a chunk out of my ear?  You gave me shit about it, said something about "warm water" or "put wax paper between them before you freeze them".

Sadly, I am not a lizard.  It didn't grow back.

OH YEAH THAT.  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2013, 07:48:21 AM
And on that note  :lulz: I'm off to bed. G'night!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:49:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 07:48:21 AM
And on that note  :lulz: I'm off to bed. G'night!

Me too.  It's fucking 1 AM.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2013, 07:56:22 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:49:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 07:48:21 AM
And on that note  :lulz: I'm off to bed. G'night!

Me too.  It's fucking 1 AM.

WE'RE LIVING IT UP TONIGHT, OLD MAN!  :lol:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 23, 2013, 07:58:56 AM
Preliminary essay should be done in the next 10 minutes.

Then submission and back to bed.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 23, 2013, 08:32:59 AM
All done.  And since they're cancelling trains all over the area, I'm not going shopping today.  So, you deviants will get my final Youtube video in a few hours.  I would recommend watching it, not least because I'm playing the visually coolest, and one of the most actually destructive characters in the game.  And though I don't quite do it justice (he does best on enclosed maps, and I like to play Unknown Map/Unknown Enemy to show I'm a badass who doesn't afraid of anything), I still do pretty well.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Sita on December 23, 2013, 03:10:34 PM
I read somewhere that people would like us lurkers to say Hi or something at least once a day. So "hi".
I really don't have anything to say, hence me lurking. But I do realize that this self censoring that I constantly do is not very helpful to anyone.
So you can expect at least one post a day from me at least here in the bar. well at least for the next week or two. That's usually my attention span for doing new stuff lately.

Need to work on that. *adds to the miles long list of things*

Oh, and husband is sick. Was expecting it really, he is always sick this time of year. But it's usually around New Year's. Hoping he'll be mostly over it by Wednesday.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 23, 2013, 03:23:42 PM
I was woken up to a a glorious battle of cats this morning. Cats are fucking assholes.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 23, 2013, 03:26:20 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 23, 2013, 03:23:42 PM
I was woken up to a a glorious battle of cats this morning. Cats are fucking assholes.

I R JELLY
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2013, 06:00:31 PM
Quote from: Sita on December 23, 2013, 03:10:34 PM
I read somewhere that people would like us lurkers to say Hi or something at least once a day. So "hi".
I really don't have anything to say, hence me lurking. But I do realize that this self censoring that I constantly do is not very helpful to anyone.
So you can expect at least one post a day from me at least here in the bar. well at least for the next week or two. That's usually my attention span for doing new stuff lately.

Need to work on that. *adds to the miles long list of things*

Oh, and husband is sick. Was expecting it really, he is always sick this time of year. But it's usually around New Year's. Hoping he'll be mostly over it by Wednesday.

Yay post from Sita!

Hope your husband gets better soon.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2013, 06:01:08 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 23, 2013, 08:32:59 AM
All done.  And since they're cancelling trains all over the area, I'm not going shopping today.  So, you deviants will get my final Youtube video in a few hours.  I would recommend watching it, not least because I'm playing the visually coolest, and one of the most actually destructive characters in the game.  And though I don't quite do it justice (he does best on enclosed maps, and I like to play Unknown Map/Unknown Enemy to show I'm a badass who doesn't afraid of anything), I still do pretty well.

SWOTE.

I'm going to be sitting at home all day working on scholarship essays.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 23, 2013, 06:08:18 PM
Hi! Got internet at home today! Don't know if happy or not about it.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2013, 06:22:00 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on December 23, 2013, 06:08:18 PM
Hi! Got internet at home today! Don't know if happy or not about it.

ONE OF US, ONE OF US
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 23, 2013, 06:27:15 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 06:22:00 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on December 23, 2013, 06:08:18 PM
Hi! Got internet at home today! Don't know if happy or not about it.

ONE OF US, ONE OF US

GOBBLE GOBBLE
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 23, 2013, 06:31:41 PM
So, I am thinking maybe I should not go to the revolting revolving sushi place 10 min before they close again.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 23, 2013, 07:57:55 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 23, 2013, 06:31:41 PM
So, I am thinking maybe I should not go to the revolting revolving sushi place 10 min before they close again.



What's the worst that could happen?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 23, 2013, 08:06:41 PM
There are a lot of pogs for sale on e-bay. Not going to lie, kinda tempted.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 23, 2013, 08:13:31 PM
Toys? I'm in!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 23, 2013, 08:30:18 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 23, 2013, 08:06:41 PM
There are a lot of pogs for sale on e-bay. Not going to lie, kinda tempted.

Hell of a thing, pogs.

Hell of a thing.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 23, 2013, 08:52:41 PM
To distract myself from pogs, I logged in to Ravelry (a website for knitters and crocheters and such) to check my forums there. Only to find some moron had joined Ravelry for the sole purpose of stalking his ex. That's going to go real well for him.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 23, 2013, 10:28:41 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 23, 2013, 08:06:41 PM
There are a lot of pogs for sale on e-bay. Not going to lie, kinda tempted.

POGS!

POGSPOGSPOGS!

POGSPOGSPOGS!!POGSPOGS!POGSPOGSPOGSPOGS!






























































































POGS!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2013, 10:29:29 PM
You can't have any.   :argh!:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 23, 2013, 10:31:39 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-RsRp-gDI1Vk/T2IGjYqPF7I/AAAAAAAAANQ/8ylnmzzrCqk/s1600/pogs.jpg)

I didn't choose the pog life. The pog life chose me.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 23, 2013, 10:32:46 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 10:29:29 PM
You can't have any.   :argh!:

:cry:

What, not even just one and maybe a slammer to pog it with?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: hooplala on December 23, 2013, 10:34:20 PM
Remember Alf?  He's back... IN POG FORM.

(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsrgh1lFqn1qztjn5o1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 23, 2013, 10:35:39 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 23, 2013, 10:34:20 PM
Remember Alf?  He's back... IN POG FORM.

(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsrgh1lFqn1qztjn5o1_400.jpg)

The BEST kind of form.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: hooplala on December 23, 2013, 10:36:15 PM
When I achieve pog form, all will quake.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 23, 2013, 10:37:24 PM
Man, I really wanna slam a whole stack of Alfs now, know what I'm saying?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 23, 2013, 10:51:26 PM
BECAUSE SOMEONE HAS TO (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,28755.30.html)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 24, 2013, 12:07:33 AM
Shit got real weird today and basically all I ended up doing is trolling FB Discordians and webstalking a crazy girl who three-four days ago pretended to be raped and monopolized my mama's group with her drama, which was revealed this morning to all be fake. So fake. Fake fake fake.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 24, 2013, 12:08:19 AM
I didn't even buy any Pogs.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 24, 2013, 12:10:10 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 24, 2013, 12:07:33 AM
Shit got real weird today and basically all I ended up doing is trolling FB Discordians and webstalking a crazy girl who three-four days ago pretended to be raped and monopolized my mama's group with her drama, which was revealed this morning to all be fake. So fake. Fake fake fake.

That is weird shit. Why would you fake a rape? Sorry your day was nuts.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 24, 2013, 12:41:43 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 24, 2013, 12:10:10 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 24, 2013, 12:07:33 AM
Shit got real weird today and basically all I ended up doing is trolling FB Discordians and webstalking a crazy girl who three-four days ago pretended to be raped and monopolized my mama's group with her drama, which was revealed this morning to all be fake. So fake. Fake fake fake.

That is weird shit. Why would you fake a rape? Sorry your day was nuts.

She has Munchausen by Internet syndrome.

Here's the most upsetting thing. It is POSSIBLE that she was not faking. But in the fairly recent past she's faked/lied about rape, cancer, HIV, AIDS, miscarriage, anorexia, and being forced to give a baby up for adoption. She is "Alex" in this article: http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/the-lying-disease/Content?oid=15337239

She is "Cara" and "Mollie" in this article: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18282277

So the POSSIBILITY that she isn't faking makes the probability that she is faking that much more upsetting.

It seemed off to me. Who posts rape selfies? Why with all the other details no mention of who the guy was? She completely took over the group for days, and then someone finally Googled her and it all came out.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: hooplala on December 24, 2013, 12:57:16 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 24, 2013, 12:41:43 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 24, 2013, 12:10:10 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 24, 2013, 12:07:33 AM
Shit got real weird today and basically all I ended up doing is trolling FB Discordians and webstalking a crazy girl who three-four days ago pretended to be raped and monopolized my mama's group with her drama, which was revealed this morning to all be fake. So fake. Fake fake fake.

That is weird shit. Why would you fake a rape? Sorry your day was nuts.

She has Munchausen by Internet syndrome.

Here's the most upsetting thing. It is POSSIBLE that she was not faking. But in the fairly recent past she's faked/lied about rape, cancer, HIV, AIDS, miscarriage, anorexia, and being forced to give a baby up for adoption. She is "Alex" in this article: http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/the-lying-disease/Content?oid=15337239

She is "Cara" and "Mollie" in this article: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18282277

So the POSSIBILITY that she isn't faking makes the probability that she is faking that much more upsetting.

It seemed off to me. Who posts rape selfies? Why with all the other details no mention of who the guy was? She completely took over the group for days, and then someone finally Googled her and it all came out.

I read the Alex article... that is some truly horrific shit.  How did you find out it's her?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 24, 2013, 01:02:01 AM
Been away a couple of days. Here's the highlights:

Saturday: Went to Pat (other guitarist) and Meaghan's house for Christmas party. Announcement at party: Meaghan's pregnant. Holy shit. It's kinda weird because I've never had friends this close become parents when I was this close to them (Pickles and I lost touch during the time Pickleson happened).

Sunday: Villager and I went to the downstairs apartment and helped Villager's bestie's roommate build a fort using a couch, a futon, two CD towers, pillows, rope and blankets. Then we played videogames in the fort.

Today: Grades from Algebra came in. A-. My cumulative GPA is 3.47 or something like that.

Tomorrow: Work for 4 hours, get paid for 8.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 24, 2013, 01:05:51 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 24, 2013, 01:02:01 AM
Been away a couple of days. Here's the highlights:

Saturday: Went to Pat (other guitarist) and Meaghan's house for Christmas party. Announcement at party: Meaghan's pregnant. Holy shit. It's kinda weird because I've never had friends this close become parents when I was this close to them (Pickles and I lost touch during the time Pickleson happened).

Sunday: Villager and I went to the downstairs apartment and helped Villager's bestie's roommate build a fort using a couch, a futon, two CD towers, pillows, rope and blankets. Then we played videogames in the fort.

Today: Grades from Algebra came in. A-. My cumulative GPA is 3.47 or something like that.

Tomorrow: Work for 4 hours, get paid for 8.

All good news, yay!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 24, 2013, 01:15:49 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 24, 2013, 01:05:51 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 24, 2013, 01:02:01 AM
Been away a couple of days. Here's the highlights:

Saturday: Went to Pat (other guitarist) and Meaghan's house for Christmas party. Announcement at party: Meaghan's pregnant. Holy shit. It's kinda weird because I've never had friends this close become parents when I was this close to them (Pickles and I lost touch during the time Pickleson happened).

Sunday: Villager and I went to the downstairs apartment and helped Villager's bestie's roommate build a fort using a couch, a futon, two CD towers, pillows, rope and blankets. Then we played videogames in the fort.

Today: Grades from Algebra came in. A-. My cumulative GPA is 3.47 or something like that.

Tomorrow: Work for 4 hours, get paid for 8.

All good news, yay!

We inverted the couch on top of the futon and used the CD towers as braces. It held.  :lulz: I'll post the pic momentarily.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 24, 2013, 01:17:34 AM
The "We'll be waiting" is addressed to Villager's bestie, who left for upstate NY a few hours earlier.

(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1524863_10202982936721459_1736615556_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 24, 2013, 01:28:22 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 24, 2013, 12:41:43 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 24, 2013, 12:10:10 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 24, 2013, 12:07:33 AM
Shit got real weird today and basically all I ended up doing is trolling FB Discordians and webstalking a crazy girl who three-four days ago pretended to be raped and monopolized my mama's group with her drama, which was revealed this morning to all be fake. So fake. Fake fake fake.

That is weird shit. Why would you fake a rape? Sorry your day was nuts.

She has Munchausen by Internet syndrome.

Here's the most upsetting thing. It is POSSIBLE that she was not faking. But in the fairly recent past she's faked/lied about rape, cancer, HIV, AIDS, miscarriage, anorexia, and being forced to give a baby up for adoption. She is "Alex" in this article: http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/the-lying-disease/Content?oid=15337239

She is "Cara" and "Mollie" in this article: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18282277

So the POSSIBILITY that she isn't faking makes the probability that she is faking that much more upsetting.

It seemed off to me. Who posts rape selfies? Why with all the other details no mention of who the guy was? She completely took over the group for days, and then someone finally Googled her and it all came out.

Holy Jesus Wept. That chick is sick sick sick.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Telarus on December 24, 2013, 01:29:26 AM
:mittens: to Twid for the Fort!!!!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 24, 2013, 01:31:49 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 24, 2013, 01:17:34 AM
The "We'll be waiting" is addressed to Villager's bestie, who left for upstate NY a few hours earlier.

(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1524863_10202982936721459_1736615556_n.jpg)

Serious fort is serious!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 24, 2013, 01:42:53 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 24, 2013, 12:57:16 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 24, 2013, 12:41:43 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 24, 2013, 12:10:10 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 24, 2013, 12:07:33 AM
Shit got real weird today and basically all I ended up doing is trolling FB Discordians and webstalking a crazy girl who three-four days ago pretended to be raped and monopolized my mama's group with her drama, which was revealed this morning to all be fake. So fake. Fake fake fake.

That is weird shit. Why would you fake a rape? Sorry your day was nuts.

She has Munchausen by Internet syndrome.

Here's the most upsetting thing. It is POSSIBLE that she was not faking. But in the fairly recent past she's faked/lied about rape, cancer, HIV, AIDS, miscarriage, anorexia, and being forced to give a baby up for adoption. She is "Alex" in this article: http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/the-lying-disease/Content?oid=15337239

She is "Cara" and "Mollie" in this article: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18282277

So the POSSIBILITY that she isn't faking makes the probability that she is faking that much more upsetting.

It seemed off to me. Who posts rape selfies? Why with all the other details no mention of who the guy was? She completely took over the group for days, and then someone finally Googled her and it all came out.

I read the Alex article... that is some truly horrific shit.  How did you find out it's her?

Someone Googled her. She used the same name for a bunch of this shit.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 24, 2013, 01:43:54 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 24, 2013, 01:17:34 AM
The "We'll be waiting" is addressed to Villager's bestie, who left for upstate NY a few hours earlier.

(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1524863_10202982936721459_1736615556_n.jpg)

:lulz: This is awesome.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 24, 2013, 01:59:00 AM
What's even better, is that after the pic, we were like, "Fort needs to be bigger." Fort eventually encompassed living room.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 24, 2013, 02:25:48 AM
Also, Downstairs Roommate Dude is a former Marine and an engineering major drop-out.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 24, 2013, 03:44:16 AM
I've been spending my Festivus ranting my guts up and yelling at my brother for turning into some sort of an anti-voting libertarian...thing.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 24, 2013, 03:48:43 AM
Quote from: Kaousuu's Krazy Khaki Kristmas Kookies on December 24, 2013, 03:44:16 AM
I've been spending my Festivus ranting my guts up and yelling at my brother for turning into some sort of an anti-voting libertarian...thing.

"Anti-voting libertarian"?

:lulz:

Can someone even BE less relevant than that?  Karen Ann Quinlan had more control over her environment than THAT.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 24, 2013, 03:57:22 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 24, 2013, 01:59:00 AM
What's even better, is that after the pic, we were like, "Fort needs to be bigger." Fort eventually encompassed living room.
:lol:
You guys are serious about having a good time. :lol:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 24, 2013, 05:40:45 AM
Quote from: :regret: on December 24, 2013, 03:57:22 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 24, 2013, 01:59:00 AM
What's even better, is that after the pic, we were like, "Fort needs to be bigger." Fort eventually encompassed living room.
:lol:
You guys are serious about having a good time. :lol:

We totally were  :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 24, 2013, 07:04:56 AM
Oh, and Villager and I are both getting each other two gifts. She got me a preChristmas and I'm getting her a postChristmas. We decided this independently.

She got me the book "A Very Klingon Khristmas" which is a spoof on rhyming illustrated Christmas stories. It claims that humans stole Khristmas, or rather QIS'maS, the holiday is very much identical, but, well, Klingon.

The postChristmas gift I'm getting her, is, funny enough, Star Trek earrings. They're post because of delivery time.

Last year we bought each other some sort of Dalek- she got a plush Dalek, I got a Dalek alarm clock.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 24, 2013, 12:22:16 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 24, 2013, 03:48:43 AM
Quote from: Kaousuu's Krazy Khaki Kristmas Kookies on December 24, 2013, 03:44:16 AM
I've been spending my Festivus ranting my guts up and yelling at my brother for turning into some sort of an anti-voting libertarian...thing.

"Anti-voting libertarian"?

:lulz:

Can someone even BE less relevant than that?  Karen Ann Quinlan had more control over her environment than THAT.

His views are totally libertarian, but he flat out refuses to vote.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 24, 2013, 12:27:57 PM
Either way, I've been winning every argument and my mother just starts laughing at him. That whole Duck Dynasty po'bucker shit? OMG. Between him and my fence-sitter father I thought I was going to spontaneously combust. I had to pull up a copy of the Constitution and show them the First Amendment so they could fucking read it themselves, since my non-voting brother declares himself a constitutional expert. He no longer wants to stay in Florida, he wants to move to New Hampshire for the summer and stay with my parents in the winter, so he can fish year 'round, and not have to pay taxes for half of it.  :lulz:

OMG Roger, I've just started to laugh in response to anything he gives me.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Sita on December 24, 2013, 12:38:59 PM
Christmas Eve morning.
The schedule for today is to get dishes done, get muffins made, record christmas shows that are on vhs to dvd.

Hoping I don't have to brave the traffic and the store today. But might need to for meds.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 24, 2013, 12:56:01 PM
Yay.  I'm at work.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 24, 2013, 02:38:34 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 06:01:08 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 23, 2013, 08:32:59 AM
All done.  And since they're cancelling trains all over the area, I'm not going shopping today.  So, you deviants will get my final Youtube video in a few hours.  I would recommend watching it, not least because I'm playing the visually coolest, and one of the most actually destructive characters in the game.  And though I don't quite do it justice (he does best on enclosed maps, and I like to play Unknown Map/Unknown Enemy to show I'm a badass who doesn't afraid of anything), I still do pretty well.

SWOTE.

I'm going to be sitting at home all day working on scholarship essays.

Took a bit longer, due to Xmas and stuff but, at long last...

Human Adept gameplay (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KMlCgqA6PY) - things go boom
Drell Adept gameplay + build (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kFt9vASAE4) - things go boom, plus GRENADES EVERYWHERE
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 24, 2013, 02:40:13 PM
It's Christmas. This means I'm drunk.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 24, 2013, 02:42:39 PM
Well played, Waffle.

Cain, looking forward to watching those!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 24, 2013, 03:48:01 PM
SIIIIMPLY HAAAAVING
      \
:walken:

I have decided to hide from the christmas music in the scanning room until its time to leave.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 24, 2013, 04:04:10 PM
Quote from: Kaousuu's Krazy Khaki Kristmas Kookies on December 24, 2013, 12:27:57 PM
Either way, I've been winning every argument and my mother just starts laughing at him. That whole Duck Dynasty po'bucker shit? OMG. Between him and my fence-sitter father I thought I was going to spontaneously combust. I had to pull up a copy of the Constitution and show them the First Amendment so they could fucking read it themselves, since my non-voting brother declares himself a constitutional expert. He no longer wants to stay in Florida, he wants to move to New Hampshire for the summer and stay with my parents in the winter, so he can fish year 'round, and not have to pay taxes for half of it.  :lulz:

OMG Roger, I've just started to laugh in response to anything he gives me.

Tell him to move to Houston. He can bunk beds with Derrick. Derrick doesn't pay for anything ever.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 24, 2013, 04:41:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 24, 2013, 02:42:39 PM
Well played, Waffle.

Cain, looking forward to watching those!

I have come to the conclusion that I say "shit" a hell of a lot.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 24, 2013, 05:39:35 PM
Unnngh after 3 mornings of sleeping in and taking vitamins I'm starting to feel a little less like I might be turning "medically fragile".
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 24, 2013, 06:09:50 PM
Sleep is good for that.  Speaking of which, man I am looking to sleeping in tomorrow.  Between trying to get my sister's travel plans sorted out (because half the country got flooded on Friday), finishing off the preliminary essay and doing the last of the Xmas shopping, I haven't gotten that much.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 24, 2013, 06:41:13 PM
Sleep is a beautiful thing.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: hooplala on December 24, 2013, 06:44:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 24, 2013, 06:41:13 PM
Sleep is a beautiful thing.

It's my hobby. And I don't wanna toot my own horn, but I'm pretty good at it.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 24, 2013, 06:44:20 PM
I get distracted too easily to sleep.  I have to force myself to sit in a mostly unlit room, with nothing except a book (paper or Kindle, so long as the internet is off) for an hour before I intend to sleep, otherwise I will easily stay up until 5am, no matter how tired I may feel.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 24, 2013, 06:44:51 PM
I do have a slowly evolving newfound respect for sleep.  I still wish I had more hours in the day, though.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 24, 2013, 06:52:53 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 24, 2013, 06:44:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 24, 2013, 06:41:13 PM
Sleep is a beautiful thing.

It's my hobby. And I don't wanna toot my own horn, but I'm pretty good at it.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 24, 2013, 06:54:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 24, 2013, 06:44:51 PM
I do have a slowly evolving newfound respect for sleep.  I still wish I had more hours in the day, though.

I have always had a fairly difficult relationship with sleep. Recently, though, I've been sleeping pretty well comparatively speaking, getting like four to six solid hours at a time and then waking up but being able to go back to sleep after only maybe an hour or so of stomach-twisting anxiety.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 24, 2013, 07:17:16 PM
I have been.sleeping like, I dunno, whenn I was 12 or so. It is he hammock/earplug combo. It is very good to me.

I have been house sitting for the last few days and the guest room bed has jacked my back and made me very cranky and unfocused.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 24, 2013, 07:18:03 PM
Also, parrot sitting. Boy those fuckers are annoying.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Sita on December 25, 2013, 10:07:40 AM
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays or just a plain old Hope your wednesday doesn't suck to everyone!

I get to spend the day in a mental fog wondering how in the hell there can be this much fluid coming from my nose. Oh and presents, which I've been assured there are some over at the parents.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 25, 2013, 02:32:18 PM
Quote from: Sita on December 25, 2013, 10:07:40 AM
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays or just a plain old Hope your wednesday doesn't suck to everyone!

I get to spend the day in a mental fog wondering how in the hell there can be this much fluid coming from my nose. Oh and presents, which I've been assured there are some over at the parents.

Merry Christmas / Happy Holidays, Sita. I hope your nose figures out where the shut-off valve is and you get good things from your parents.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 25, 2013, 04:12:14 PM
I got a Kindle Fire. :banana:

Getting used to this whole tablet thing. I suppose I should find screen protectors. On the plus side, I am now pillaging Amazon's free ebooks section, which is really why I wanted one to begin with.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 25, 2013, 05:21:02 PM
I went out with my new housemates last night, drank way too much, and ended up crying because I can't have any more children before passing out at 10:30. :?

Now I have a hangover and I'm like, why would I do that to myself? Why?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 25, 2013, 05:48:02 PM
Because CHRISTMAS, I'm guessing. Depressive substance + the most boring-ass holiday ever?

I've been reflecting on the Pavlovian effect of "Jingle Bells". You hear it a LOT, but it's an anachronism ~ most people have never SEEN a bobtailed horse pulling an open sleigh, much less ridden in one. "*shing-shing shing-shing* Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle alllll the waaaaaaay..." - "GO RUN UP YOUR CREDIT CARDS."
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 25, 2013, 05:52:24 PM
At least your kids aren't young enough to be getting you up at 5am anymore.

Not that I was ever guilty of that, or anything...
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 25, 2013, 06:29:18 PM
Wheeeeeeee! Today is going to be so much fun.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 25, 2013, 06:48:55 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 25, 2013, 05:48:02 PM
Because CHRISTMAS, I'm guessing. Depressive substance + the most boring-ass holiday ever?

I've been reflecting on the Pavlovian effect of "Jingle Bells". You hear it a LOT, but it's an anachronism ~ most people have never SEEN a bobtailed horse pulling an open sleigh, much less ridden in one. "*shing-shing shing-shing* Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle alllll the waaaaaaay..." - "GO RUN UP YOUR CREDIT CARDS."

I don't even celebrate Christmas, my gigantic holiday stress-fest was four days ago. I think maybe it's because my friends are having babies.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 25, 2013, 06:49:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 25, 2013, 05:52:24 PM
At least your kids aren't young enough to be getting you up at 5am anymore.

Not that I was ever guilty of that, or anything...

THANK GOD.

Why I would on any level want to subject myself to that again is beyond me.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Freeky on December 25, 2013, 06:54:18 PM
The Monkey is not yet old enough to get me up at five, I think.  Or perhaps he won't do that.  I'm sorry your night sucked, Nigel.  Feel better. 

And Merry Christmas or whatever to the rest of you!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 25, 2013, 08:01:17 PM
Got bored.  Spent all afternoon modding Skyrim to turn it into some kind of Dark Souls-esque experience and drinking champagne I confiscated from a student last year.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 25, 2013, 08:03:00 PM
I had a fantastic night, it's this morning that sucked.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 25, 2013, 10:47:00 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 25, 2013, 06:49:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 25, 2013, 05:52:24 PM
At least your kids aren't young enough to be getting you up at 5am anymore.

Not that I was ever guilty of that, or anything...

THANK GOD.

Why I would on any level want to subject myself to that again is beyond me.

Babies don't. They wake up when they normally wake up, and you hand them a gift and they bite the ribbon.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 25, 2013, 10:49:20 PM
After that stage, it's pretty much "I WANT I WANT I WANT..." for years, though.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 25, 2013, 11:09:37 PM
Someone set the ornamental shrubs across the street on fire. Fire dept and police showed up. Another wonderful chapter in today's adventure. :)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Sita on December 26, 2013, 02:14:13 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 25, 2013, 02:32:18 PM
Quote from: Sita on December 25, 2013, 10:07:40 AM
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays or just a plain old Hope your wednesday doesn't suck to everyone!

I get to spend the day in a mental fog wondering how in the hell there can be this much fluid coming from my nose. Oh and presents, which I've been assured there are some over at the parents.

Merry Christmas / Happy Holidays, Sita. I hope your nose figures out where the shut-off valve is and you get good things from your parents.
Thanks. The boy got the majority of gifts, as usual. Toys, video games, a headset.
We got some towels.
My parents claim this is because I didn't give them a list of things I wanted. So they knew that our towels were old and thought we should have some new ones.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 26, 2013, 04:32:52 AM
Quote from: Sita on December 26, 2013, 02:14:13 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 25, 2013, 02:32:18 PM
Quote from: Sita on December 25, 2013, 10:07:40 AM
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays or just a plain old Hope your wednesday doesn't suck to everyone!

I get to spend the day in a mental fog wondering how in the hell there can be this much fluid coming from my nose. Oh and presents, which I've been assured there are some over at the parents.

Merry Christmas / Happy Holidays, Sita. I hope your nose figures out where the shut-off valve is and you get good things from your parents.
Thanks. The boy got the majority of gifts, as usual. Toys, video games, a headset.
We got some towels.
My parents claim this is because I didn't give them a list of things I wanted. So they knew that our towels were old and thought we should have some new ones.

Well that's entertaining. Still, new towels are kind of awesome. All snuggly and fresh. Especially fresh from the dryer.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: minuspace on December 26, 2013, 05:26:46 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on December 25, 2013, 06:54:18 PM
The Monkey is not yet old enough to get me up at five, I think.  Or perhaps he won't do that.  I'm sorry your night sucked, Nigel.  Feel better. 

And Merry Christmas or whatever to the rest of you!

Same here, although it still tries to get up there, eager little moncrey :lulz:
And Merry Christmas, every one :)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 26, 2013, 06:43:53 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 25, 2013, 10:49:20 PM
After that stage, it's pretty much "I WANT I WANT I WANT..." for years, though.

Yeah, that's the shit I'm happy to never endure again.

Love them, don't want to have more.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 26, 2013, 06:44:16 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 25, 2013, 11:09:37 PM
Someone set the ornamental shrubs across the street on fire. Fire dept and police showed up. Another wonderful chapter in today's adventure. :)

MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 26, 2013, 07:16:43 AM
So I woke up this morning and the dog had wet the bed.

Yep. I stretched and my foot entered the wet zone, and I was like, WTF? Did I spill water on my bed last night? I was drunk, after all.

NOPE. PEE. Dog still lying in it.

Now I  have her on watch for a bladder infection. Dog!

Then I threw my bedding, all in a big wad, down to the bottom of the basement stairs. Kinda forgot about it, went down a while later to feed the cat, OOPS MISJUDGED FELL DOWN STAIRS. No injuries, all is well, went back upstairs to get ready to go. Tried to put contacts in, could not get left contact in. Gave up after maybe 10 minutes, decided to wear glasses... could not get right contact out. FFFFFFFFU

Met up with friends. Tried to go to a movie downtown, it was sold out. Drove to Oregon City, pre-bought tickets for the 4 pm showing. Decided to have lunch, everything was closed. Ended up at Sharis. Sharis, which for some reason serves the one thing on earth I'm dangerously allergic to, honeydew melon, on your plate by default.

Got that straightened out, ate some tots, rad! Went to the movie. Fucking loved the movie.

Went back to friend's house to make dinner, SURPRISE! Her kids and ex-husband were there. Friend fumed a bit, it was adorable. Made dinner. Drank some wine. Blah blah blah 3 middle-aged divorcees who have known each other for 22 years, cackling hens etc.

Came home, realized that dog pee bedding is still unwashed in basement, and I do not get to sleep until it is clean and dry. So tired.

Best day ever!

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 26, 2013, 07:17:36 AM
Boy I am no-longer-so-secretly in love with is probably coming to visit in a couple months.

Life is good.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 26, 2013, 07:37:38 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 26, 2013, 07:17:36 AM
Boy I am no-longer-so-secretly in love with is probably coming to visit in a couple months.

Life is good.

YAY!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 26, 2013, 07:44:40 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 26, 2013, 07:37:38 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 26, 2013, 07:17:36 AM
Boy I am no-longer-so-secretly in love with is probably coming to visit in a couple months.

Life is good.

YAY!

Yes. :) I am hopeful that it will go where I'd like it to go, ie. to bed. I feel like if I've waited 20 years, what's a few months?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 26, 2013, 01:18:35 PM
And I'm at work, again.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 26, 2013, 01:30:39 PM
I had a dream I banged Jamie Lee Curtis last night. Which is strange for two reasons, one there's no rightly reason I should be thinking of Ms. Curtis, and two, my erotic dreams don't usually include full consummation..the girl usually turns into a doll or her sex parts turn into some thing hideous before I can get the deed done.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 26, 2013, 01:34:21 PM
Trading Places Curtis, True Lies Curtis, or Activia-shiller Curtis?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 26, 2013, 01:57:06 PM
I'm not even sure, I'm not that familiar with her oeuvre. She looked pretty good, though. Her blouse fell open exposing her breast and I was ready to go.  :lol:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 26, 2013, 03:22:49 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 26, 2013, 01:57:06 PM
I'm not even sure, I'm not that familiar with her oeuvre. She looked pretty good, though. Her blouse fell open exposing her breast and I was ready to go.  :lol:

That's Activia commercial Curtis. You dog, you.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 26, 2013, 03:25:12 PM
Is that the one where she was no hair?  :eek:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 26, 2013, 04:18:31 PM
Posted my first two outbound letters in the project thread, since the recipients have already read them.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 26, 2013, 04:30:37 PM
For a non-reader those things are neigh insurmountable. 
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 26, 2013, 04:32:05 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 26, 2013, 04:30:37 PM
For a non-reader those things are neigh insurmountable.


You do realize that the vast majority of content on this site requires reading, correct?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 26, 2013, 04:42:09 PM
Yeah, whateves, I kind of realized that.. But I'm still trying to wear my party dress.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 26, 2013, 06:08:44 PM
Today is going to be a rough one.

My wife, uh, did that thing again, yesterday, 2 days shy of 3 months.

So I have to go print out a form and get her to fill it out so I can file it.

I feel sick and broken, but there is only one way to handle this.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 26, 2013, 06:09:41 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 26, 2013, 06:08:44 PM
Today is going to be a rough one.

My wife, uh, did that thing again, yesterday, 2 days shy of 3 months.

So I have to go print out a form and get her to fill it out so I can file it.

I feel sick and broken, but there is only one way to handle this.

I'm so sorry, Alty.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 26, 2013, 06:10:29 PM
Is it just me, or does it often seem to happen on emotionally significant days like birthdays and holidays?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 26, 2013, 06:14:28 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 26, 2013, 06:10:29 PM
Is it just me, or does it often seem to happen on emotionally significant days like birthdays and holidays?

It happens on those days, when I am wholly unguarded, am lavishing her with affection.

It happens whenever I am at my most happiest at the knowledge I have an amazing and beautiful person in ky.life who loves me deeply.

Now I have to walk away from that, that connection I have nevee had with anyone else because...because she is an asshole with mental problems.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 26, 2013, 06:16:18 PM
She was doing so well. I was so fucking happy.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 26, 2013, 06:17:24 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 26, 2013, 06:14:28 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 26, 2013, 06:10:29 PM
Is it just me, or does it often seem to happen on emotionally significant days like birthdays and holidays?

It happens on those days, when I am wholly unguarded, am lavishing her with affection.

It happens whenever I am at my most happiest at the knowledge I have an amazing and beautiful person in ky.life who loves me deeply.

Now I have to walk away from that, that connection I have nevee had with anyone else because...because she is an asshole with mental problems.

It's unfortunate, but it was her responsibility to get her behavior under control, and you have to do what you have to do for your own emotional health and stability. Wishing you strength in getting through this, and I'm here if you want to talk about it.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 26, 2013, 06:19:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 26, 2013, 06:17:24 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 26, 2013, 06:14:28 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 26, 2013, 06:10:29 PM
Is it just me, or does it often seem to happen on emotionally significant days like birthdays and holidays?

It happens on those days, when I am wholly unguarded, am lavishing her with affection.

It happens whenever I am at my most happiest at the knowledge I have an amazing and beautiful person in ky.life who loves me deeply.

Now I have to walk away from that, that connection I have nevee had with anyone else because...because she is an asshole with mental problems.

It's unfortunate, but it was her responsibility to get her behavior under control, and you have to do what you have to do for your own emotional health and stability. Wishing you strength in getting through this, and I'm here if you want to talk about it.

Yes, it was. There are all sorts of ways to excuse it, but that is not my way.

Thanks, I may text you at some point,
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 26, 2013, 06:23:29 PM
I'm really sorry to hear this, Alty.  I wish you the best.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 26, 2013, 06:38:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 26, 2013, 06:23:29 PM
I'm really sorry to hear this, Alty.  I wish you the best.

Thank you.

The worst part, atm, is how it feels like I am the one making the decision.

I spent about two months waiting for her to do it again so I could be done and not feel guilty. Then I eased up and eased up andnow this.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 26, 2013, 06:42:14 PM
Really though, it could be worse. It could have gone on like this for years, probably would have if not for my constant effort to check my own brain.

That lockpick metaphor if yours, LMNO, really helps me a lot, actually.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 26, 2013, 06:52:51 PM
Sorry to hear about all this mess, alty.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 26, 2013, 06:53:58 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 26, 2013, 06:38:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 26, 2013, 06:23:29 PM
I'm really sorry to hear this, Alty.  I wish you the best.

Thank you.

The worst part, atm, is how it feels like I am the one making the decision.

I spent about two months waiting for her to do it again so I could be done and not feel guilty. Then I eased up and eased up andnow this.

She made the decision, by not getting a handle on her behavior. She had lots of options to do so, including such simple things like "I'm feeling frazzled and need to spend half an hour alone/go for a walk/hide in this corner". She opted not to do that. It was her choice. You set your boundary, and it is a fair and reasonable one. Following through now is the best thing for both you and for her.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 26, 2013, 06:56:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 26, 2013, 06:53:58 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 26, 2013, 06:38:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 26, 2013, 06:23:29 PM
I'm really sorry to hear this, Alty.  I wish you the best.

Thank you.

The worst part, atm, is how it feels like I am the one making the decision.

I spent about two months waiting for her to do it again so I could be done and not feel guilty. Then I eased up and eased up andnow this.

She made the decision, by not getting a handle on her behavior. She had lots of options to do so, including such simple things like "I'm feeling frazzled and need to spend half an hour alone/go for a walk/hide in this corner". She opted not to do that. It was her choice. You set your boundary, and it is a fair and reasonable one. Following through now is the best thing for both you and for her.

Yeah, it has to be done. I asked my self What Would Squiddy Do? Then I dialed it back a bit. :lol:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 26, 2013, 06:58:37 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 26, 2013, 06:56:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 26, 2013, 06:53:58 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 26, 2013, 06:38:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 26, 2013, 06:23:29 PM
I'm really sorry to hear this, Alty.  I wish you the best.

Thank you.

The worst part, atm, is how it feels like I am the one making the decision.

I spent about two months waiting for her to do it again so I could be done and not feel guilty. Then I eased up and eased up andnow this.

She made the decision, by not getting a handle on her behavior. She had lots of options to do so, including such simple things like "I'm feeling frazzled and need to spend half an hour alone/go for a walk/hide in this corner". She opted not to do that. It was her choice. You set your boundary, and it is a fair and reasonable one. Following through now is the best thing for both you and for her.

Yeah, it has to be done. I asked my self What Would Squiddy Do? Then I dialed it back a bit. :lol:

Besides, it's hard to do "Squiddy" right, because it involves lifting people off the ground while you scream at them, and probably some level of cannibalism.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 26, 2013, 07:01:12 PM
I actually just feel better talking about it. So thanks guys,

I will be happier in the end, not having this in my life.

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 26, 2013, 06:58:37 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 26, 2013, 06:56:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 26, 2013, 06:53:58 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 26, 2013, 06:38:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 26, 2013, 06:23:29 PM
I'm really sorry to hear this, Alty.  I wish you the best.

Thank you.

The worst part, atm, is how it feels like I am the one making the decision.

I spent about two months waiting for her to do it again so I could be done and not feel guilty. Then I eased up and eased up andnow this.

She made the decision, by not getting a handle on her behavior. She had lots of options to do so, including such simple things like "I'm feeling frazzled and need to spend half an hour alone/go for a walk/hide in this corner". She opted not to do that. It was her choice. You set your boundary, and it is a fair and reasonable one. Following through now is the best thing for both you and for her.

Yeah, it has to be done. I asked my self What Would Squiddy Do? Then I dialed it back a bit. :lol:

Besides, it's hard to do "Squiddy" right, because it involves lifting people off the ground while you scream at them, and probably some level of cannibalism.

Yeah, I didnt want to cause that level of destructio....ok not true, but I dunno that I can take that heat.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 26, 2013, 08:07:05 PM
Alty, I'm sorry.

As with others, you have my number. Please use it if you need to.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 26, 2013, 08:09:35 PM
:hug: Alty
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 26, 2013, 08:10:05 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 26, 2013, 08:07:05 PM
Alty, I'm sorry.

As with others, you have my number. Please use it if you need to.

ditto.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 26, 2013, 09:09:49 PM
This sucks Alty. I'm sorry you had to draw the hard line and then enforce it. It's a shit thing for someone you love to put you through. And you are right. You will be happier not having this in your life.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Telarus on December 26, 2013, 09:19:34 PM
That really sucks man. Strive through it right? Best of luck.

(<--- broke up with an alcoholic ex who habitually carried sharp objects on her)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 26, 2013, 09:22:01 PM
Don't smile through the pain, GRIN through it. 

It's why God gave ya teeth.  Teeth with which to eat.  Teeth with which to GRIN.

Don't ever let 'em see you bleed.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 26, 2013, 09:23:14 PM
When I get home today, I am crawling right back into bed.

Fuck you, influenza.  You're not even really alive.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 26, 2013, 09:51:42 PM
It occurs to me that I might be God's Chia Pet.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 26, 2013, 09:57:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 26, 2013, 09:51:42 PM
It occurs to me that I might be God's Chia Pet.

Further prrof of a manevolent diety or Happy Rain Jesus' Hydro Mix.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 26, 2013, 10:09:12 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 26, 2013, 09:57:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 26, 2013, 09:51:42 PM
It occurs to me that I might be God's Chia Pet.

Further prrof of a manevolent diety or Happy Rain Jesus' Hydro Mix.

Or both. 
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 26, 2013, 10:12:52 PM
Apropos of nothing I would like to take the time to say:

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Hahahahahaha hhhahahahahahahaha ha ha hahahahahahaha
Hahahahahaha hhhahahahahahahaha ha ha hahahahahahaha
Hahahahahaha hhhahahahahahahaha ha ha hahahahahahaha
Hahahahahaha hhhahahahahahahaha ha ha hahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 26, 2013, 10:15:06 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 26, 2013, 10:12:52 PM
Apropos of nothing I would like to take the time to say:

Hahahahahaha hhhahahahahahahaha ha ha hahahahahahaha
Hahahahahaha hhhahahahahahahaha ha ha hahahahahahaha
Hahahahahaha hhhahahahahahahaha ha ha hahahahahahaha
Hahahahahaha hhhahahahahahahaha ha ha hahahahahahaha
Hahahahahaha hhhahahahahahahaha ha ha hahahahahahaha

I endorse this response to Reality.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 26, 2013, 10:17:25 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 26, 2013, 10:12:52 PM
Apropos of nothing I would like to take the time to say:

Hahahahahaha hhhahahahahahahaha ha ha hahahahahahaha
Hahahahahaha hhhahahahahahahaha ha ha hahahahahahaha
Hahahahahaha hhhahahahahahahaha ha ha hahahahahahaha
Hahahahahaha hhhahahahahahahaha ha ha hahahahahahaha
Hahahahahaha hhhahahahahahahaha ha ha hahahahahahaha

Hysterical laughter is a good response to trying times, in my humble opinion.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 26, 2013, 10:23:46 PM
Yeah,people knock it, but it beats the hell out of a submachine gun.

Alty,
Always with the jokes.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Suu on December 26, 2013, 10:40:53 PM
Sorry to hear, Alty.

Just keep laughing.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: minuspace on December 27, 2013, 12:05:42 AM
"you shall have no strange gods before me" serves them right, good riddance
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 27, 2013, 03:55:56 AM
Sorry to hear it Alty.

Best of luck, best wishes, and honestly and truly have a happy new year.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 27, 2013, 04:28:25 AM
So, for my Christmas, I went over to Villager's for Christmas Eve, we exchanged gifts. I got her what I think are amethyst and silver earrings (with dorky Starfleet earrings as a post-when-I-get-more-money-again-and-delivery-goes-back-to-normal gift). She got me boxer shorts, all blue plaid, and a printer (both practical and needed, just like I requested :) ). Then we spent quality time together.

Christmas Day, she went to her family's for the morning, which was iffy because she's been avoiding them due to her mother's immaturity, but that went off without a hitch. I suspect her deliberate avoiding of them sent the appropriate message. I puttered around her place meanwhile (her brother and I hate each other), and then she came back a little later than expected.

This put a bit of a kink in our plans because my own family are being particularly difficult with each other and we were going to go to my mom's place at 1 pm, and my aunts at 2. Villager got back at quarter of 2. Not that I was particularly banged up about that for reasons I won't get into.

So, we head to my Aunt Kathy's place, and the way it is, is that if someone's home, the side door is always open, and that lead to the kitchen, well, we get to the kitchen and Aunt Marie is rushing in looking for the phone, sees us, and shouts "Kathy's having a heart attack! Where's the real phone?!"

So we go into the living room, Crazy Uncle Bob is already on his phone with 911, and simultaneously getting her to respond, which is apparently a gradual return to consciousness and ability to communicate.

Paramedics come, Marie jumps in the ambulance with them, they go to the hospital, C.U.B. and I get the news out, and then it's just... the three of us. With Christmas dinner.

We made the best of it, but C.U.B. being C.U.B., started getting agitated that his siblings weren't updating him, but were updating me (his phone was getting crap reception). This, however, let me get a few lighthearted digs in, such as he's obviously the youngest sibling and what not. And also because of being C.U.B., he had at least one crazy thing to say. Well two, but the funnier, less run of the mill one was that the Army (he's in the reserves) injected him with megalodon DNA and as a result he's immune to leukemia and is able to heal quickly from broken bones.

Marie eventually gave us the ok that we could stop watching the house, wrap up the food, and lock up, so Villager and I went to the tiki bar, then went back to her place to watch Doctor Who.

Marie bought me the US Constitution cum collected works of the Founders (she's a Democrat, so it wasn't a crazy gift).
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 27, 2013, 04:45:48 AM
Whoa, so how's Kathy?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 27, 2013, 05:01:57 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 27, 2013, 04:45:48 AM
Whoa, so how's Kathy?

She's seemingly ok. It apparently wasn't a heart attack, but rather vasovagal reaction. She was discharged today. I was going to visit her because she was up the street from where I work, but she was getting out earlier than I was. i'm going to give her a call tomorrow.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 27, 2013, 05:03:53 AM
My mom and another aunt are both nurses though, and they're like, get a second opinion. Mom's side has a history of heart disease.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 27, 2013, 05:11:25 AM
Based on what I observed, and looked up about vasovagal, it fits, but like I said, history. Uncle Jim died of a heart attack, Uncle Bill probably died of a heart attack (he lived on a boat and was found in the water), Aunt Terri had a heart attack, Kathy has had a heart attack before, Aunt Marie is all healthy living and had a heart attack.....


Twid,
Hopes he's more dad than mom
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 27, 2013, 05:43:42 AM
Hearts are dumb.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 27, 2013, 05:48:06 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 27, 2013, 05:43:42 AM
Hearts are dumb.

Hearts are great as long as they work properly. I'm hoping it was just what the doctors said. Kathy lives alone, so, you know. Sudden life threatening things are double no bueno.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 27, 2013, 06:10:04 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 27, 2013, 05:48:06 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 27, 2013, 05:43:42 AM
Hearts are dumb.

Hearts are great as long as they work properly. I'm hoping it was just what the doctors said. Kathy lives alone, so, you know. Sudden life threatening things are double no bueno.

Oh. Can I get a new one, then?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 27, 2013, 06:17:11 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 27, 2013, 06:10:04 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 27, 2013, 05:48:06 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 27, 2013, 05:43:42 AM
Hearts are dumb.

Hearts are great as long as they work properly. I'm hoping it was just what the doctors said. Kathy lives alone, so, you know. Sudden life threatening things are double no bueno.

Oh. Can I get a new one, then?

Put me down for a working properly one, if we're taking orders. I hear shipping is easier if you buy in bulk.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 27, 2013, 06:27:10 AM
Well, I am thinking of going into biotech so maybe I can clone up a few.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 27, 2013, 07:43:29 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 27, 2013, 06:17:11 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 27, 2013, 06:10:04 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 27, 2013, 05:48:06 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 27, 2013, 05:43:42 AM
Hearts are dumb.

Hearts are great as long as they work properly. I'm hoping it was just what the doctors said. Kathy lives alone, so, you know. Sudden life threatening things are double no bueno.

Oh. Can I get a new one, then?

Put me down for a working properly one, if we're taking orders. I hear shipping is easier if you buy in bulk.

Certainly we can get this shit cheaper in a bulk buy.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 27, 2013, 11:51:30 AM
I would just like to report that Blood Dragon is both ridiculous and funny.  Saving nerds, throwing my D20 around, being attacked by flesh-eating cassowaries, ripping hearts out of the bodies of Omega Force scrubs, going Full Rambo (archery only) on the first liberated base....ah, good times.

Dishonored is significantly less funny...it's a good game, so far, but I know to get the best ending, I have to actively avoid killing people, which is really, really hard.  I may have to turn the difficulty back down to Normal, just to get used to the stealth system a bit more.  I, uh, kinda slaughtered everyone in the prison escape, which is the first mission of the game.

Modded Skyrim to boost the combat difficulty and, well, I'm impressed.  Bandits actually use tactics.  They don't see someone get shot in the head by an arrow, look around for five seconds and then say "Oh, must've been my imagination" and go back to jacking off to lusty Argonian maids or whatever.  Instead, they send someone to confront you head on, another to flank and with the combat tweaks, flanking attacks hurt a lot.  Being hit while crouching hurts a lot.  Blocking can mitigate a lot of damage, but it takes large amounts of stamina and great timing, because if you get it wrong, enemy attacks stagger you and then the enemy goes to town on you.

And that's just the normal enemy AI boost.  I haven't even encountered a dragon yet...which I'm looking forward to.  The mod I've installed makes them unpredictable as hell...they don't get grounded consistently, or staggered consistently, or use their abilities consistently.  They also focus on you as the main target, can call for backup and abilities that were cut from the final game were put back in.  The mod maker also restored the original Civil War storyline, before Bethesda cut it.  Apparently, they planned a huge campaign for the civil war, with the real possibility of failure, hold-by-hold battles, multiple quests for each hold etc which was cut because, uh, the Bethesda dev responsible for it was abducted by aliens one day, or something.  It's all still in the code, pretty much, but for whatever reason, they decided not to implement it.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Sita on December 27, 2013, 02:43:03 PM
This blasted cold has robbed me of my voice. Not that I talk that much anyway, but it's a bit annoying when you need to yell for your son to come in and all you can get out is a squeak :lol:
Got in on the free Left 4 Dead 2 thing on Steam. Gonna see if i can coax my computer to play it today (my specs aren't even what they have for minimal, but sometimes I can work around that with settings)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2013, 02:56:33 PM
A have a 20 minute meeting in about 4 minutes, after which I will be online for most of the day.

I have 3 letters to write, and I'm re-reading LDW for the restart.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2013, 04:27:56 PM
Well, given no posts in 2 hours, I'm off to write.    :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 27, 2013, 05:20:01 PM
I woke up in a frisky mood, and WINDOWS DECIDED THAT IT WAS TIME TO UPDATE.

Why am I not given a choice in this matter? :crankey:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 27, 2013, 05:21:58 PM
Well, I did what I needed to do.

I probably will post less over the next few weeks.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2013, 05:24:43 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 27, 2013, 05:21:58 PM
Well, I did what I needed to do.

I probably will post less over the next few weeks.

I hope things work out in the best possible manner, Alty.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2013, 05:24:59 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 27, 2013, 05:20:01 PM
I woke up in a frisky mood, and WINDOWS DECIDED THAT IT WAS TIME TO UPDATE.

Why am I not given a choice in this matter? :crankey:

Because Microsoft knows best.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2013, 05:25:55 PM
Started on LDW again.  Won't be posting much for a little while, on account of writing.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 27, 2013, 05:49:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 27, 2013, 05:20:01 PM
I woke up in a frisky mood, and WINDOWS DECIDED THAT IT WAS TIME TO UPDATE.

Why am I not given a choice in this matter? :crankey:

Windows 8, I assume?

I've set my options so they automatically download, but don't install until I PRESS THE BUTTON.  Because then I can weed out all that useless bloatware which probably exists to tell Windows I'm running pirated programs (read: programs made by people other than MS).
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 27, 2013, 05:51:15 PM
Also, Skyrim update - dragon battle was epic.  First battle of the game, against a "nerfed" dragon, using Dragon Combat Overhaul and Deadly Dragons mod (mod loading in that order).  15 minutes of dodging flames to epic Nordic singing while a giant flying lizard pushed everyone's shit in.  Super-secret "hide in a tower" tactics were too powerful though, so I won.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 27, 2013, 05:55:06 PM
Slept. Found out by way of accident that apparently I have a new boss. Can't wait to see how that goes. I am excite. Not. Spent the morning reading a book. It was glorious.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on December 27, 2013, 06:10:33 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 27, 2013, 05:51:15 PM
Also, Skyrim update - dragon battle was epic.  First battle of the game, against a "nerfed" dragon, using Dragon Combat Overhaul and Deadly Dragons mod (mod loading in that order).  15 minutes of dodging flames to epic Nordic singing while a giant flying lizard pushed everyone's shit in.  Super-secret "hide in a tower" tactics were too powerful though, so I won.

Ah man, I've been spending my between term time to try to complete GTA V story. You've got me wanting to abandon that noble goal and revisit Skyrim.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 27, 2013, 06:18:12 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on December 27, 2013, 06:10:33 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 27, 2013, 05:51:15 PM
Also, Skyrim update - dragon battle was epic.  First battle of the game, against a "nerfed" dragon, using Dragon Combat Overhaul and Deadly Dragons mod (mod loading in that order).  15 minutes of dodging flames to epic Nordic singing while a giant flying lizard pushed everyone's shit in.  Super-secret "hide in a tower" tactics were too powerful though, so I won.

Ah man, I've been spending my between term time to try to complete GTA V story. You've got me wanting to abandon that noble goal and revisit Skyrim.

My children do not know that I bought a new computer, which I use to watch porn and do homework in my room.

I can now play Skyrim, although one of the kids lost my disk so I don't know exactly how. At least, not without alerting my son to the existence of my new computer.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 27, 2013, 06:20:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 27, 2013, 05:49:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 27, 2013, 05:20:01 PM
I woke up in a frisky mood, and WINDOWS DECIDED THAT IT WAS TIME TO UPDATE.

Why am I not given a choice in this matter? :crankey:

Windows 8, I assume?

I've set my options so they automatically download, but don't install until I PRESS THE BUTTON.  Because then I can weed out all that useless bloatware which probably exists to tell Windows I'm running pirated programs (read: programs made by people other than MS).

Yes. Windows 8, which ABSOLUTELY IS HANDS-DOWN THE WORST OS I HAVE EVER USED. THE. WORST. And I started using computers in 1983.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 27, 2013, 06:20:46 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 27, 2013, 05:21:58 PM
Well, I did what I needed to do.

I probably will post less over the next few weeks.

It was the right thing, Alty. Here for ya if you need me.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 27, 2013, 06:22:02 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 27, 2013, 05:24:59 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 27, 2013, 05:20:01 PM
I woke up in a frisky mood, and WINDOWS DECIDED THAT IT WAS TIME TO UPDATE.

Why am I not given a choice in this matter? :crankey:

Because Microsoft knows best.

Microsoft needs to be put  out of its misery.

And all the people who are like "You just need to use it with a touch-screen" also need a sound beating. It IS a touch-screen, and it still licks baby monkey butt.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 27, 2013, 06:22:23 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 27, 2013, 05:55:06 PM
Slept. Found out by way of accident that apparently I have a new boss. Can't wait to see how that goes. I am excite. Not. Spent the morning reading a book. It was glorious.

You seem to go through 'em pretty fast.
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Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 27, 2013, 06:30:16 PM
Bosses or books?
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Post by: Cain on December 27, 2013, 06:33:20 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 27, 2013, 06:18:12 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on December 27, 2013, 06:10:33 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 27, 2013, 05:51:15 PM
Also, Skyrim update - dragon battle was epic.  First battle of the game, against a "nerfed" dragon, using Dragon Combat Overhaul and Deadly Dragons mod (mod loading in that order).  15 minutes of dodging flames to epic Nordic singing while a giant flying lizard pushed everyone's shit in.  Super-secret "hide in a tower" tactics were too powerful though, so I won.

Ah man, I've been spending my between term time to try to complete GTA V story. You've got me wanting to abandon that noble goal and revisit Skyrim.

My children do not know that I bought a new computer, which I use to watch porn and do homework in my room.

I can now play Skyrim, although one of the kids lost my disk so I don't know exactly how. At least, not without alerting my son to the existence of my new computer.

It should be running via the Steam application.

Open Steam -> Library -> All games -> Skyrim.

You'd need to download Steam, and know his password/login information, but that aside it's pretty easy.

Or else you could just buy it via Steam.  They've got Xmas sales on, Skyrim + all DLC is now $30.
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Post by: Cain on December 27, 2013, 06:40:43 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on December 27, 2013, 06:10:33 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 27, 2013, 05:51:15 PM
Also, Skyrim update - dragon battle was epic.  First battle of the game, against a "nerfed" dragon, using Dragon Combat Overhaul and Deadly Dragons mod (mod loading in that order).  15 minutes of dodging flames to epic Nordic singing while a giant flying lizard pushed everyone's shit in.  Super-secret "hide in a tower" tactics were too powerful though, so I won.

Ah man, I've been spending my between term time to try to complete GTA V story. You've got me wanting to abandon that noble goal and revisit Skyrim.

With enough mods, Skyrim is actually good in terms of gameplay and storyline, as well as open world fun.

I personally recommend, in addition to the above two: Civil War Overhaul, Duel-Combat Realism (Hardcore), ACE Realistic Fighting, Ultimate Follower Overhaul, Dragon Soul Relinquishment, Achieve That!, Armor Disguises, Enemy AI Overhaul, Immersive Patrols, Deadly Poisons, Crossbows revamped, all of the Unofficial Patches, any mod your computer can handle to make the game look pretty and all the bugfixes your CPU can handle.

Edit to add: I'm playing on Expert, and the first mini-boss of the game, the final draugr by the Word Wall, forced me to reload three times to actually defeat him.  He had Shouts.  Multiple.  And insane cooldowns on them.  It was scary :(
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 27, 2013, 06:41:09 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 27, 2013, 06:20:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 27, 2013, 05:49:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 27, 2013, 05:20:01 PM
I woke up in a frisky mood, and WINDOWS DECIDED THAT IT WAS TIME TO UPDATE.

Why am I not given a choice in this matter? :crankey:

Windows 8, I assume?

I've set my options so they automatically download, but don't install until I PRESS THE BUTTON.  Because then I can weed out all that useless bloatware which probably exists to tell Windows I'm running pirated programs (read: programs made by people other than MS).

Yes. Windows 8, which ABSOLUTELY IS HANDS-DOWN THE WORST OS I HAVE EVER USED. THE. WORST. And I started using computers in 1983.

I intend to never upgrade.  NEVER.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2013, 06:57:33 PM
2 chapters done.  Might be one more today.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2013, 07:14:22 PM
Or not.  There's no point writing on a Friday.  I'll pick it back up on Monday.
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2013, 07:25:27 PM
Well, the excitement has reached pants-pissing levels.

See you guys on Monday.
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Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on December 27, 2013, 07:27:08 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 27, 2013, 06:40:43 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on December 27, 2013, 06:10:33 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 27, 2013, 05:51:15 PM
Also, Skyrim update - dragon battle was epic.  First battle of the game, against a "nerfed" dragon, using Dragon Combat Overhaul and Deadly Dragons mod (mod loading in that order).  15 minutes of dodging flames to epic Nordic singing while a giant flying lizard pushed everyone's shit in.  Super-secret "hide in a tower" tactics were too powerful though, so I won.

Ah man, I've been spending my between term time to try to complete GTA V story. You've got me wanting to abandon that noble goal and revisit Skyrim.

With enough mods, Skyrim is actually good in terms of gameplay and storyline, as well as open world fun.

I personally recommend, in addition to the above two: Civil War Overhaul, Duel-Combat Realism (Hardcore), ACE Realistic Fighting, Ultimate Follower Overhaul, Dragon Soul Relinquishment, Achieve That!, Armor Disguises, Enemy AI Overhaul, Immersive Patrols, Deadly Poisons, Crossbows revamped, all of the Unofficial Patches, any mod your computer can handle to make the game look pretty and all the bugfixes your CPU can handle.

Edit to add: I'm playing on Expert, and the first mini-boss of the game, the final draugr by the Word Wall, forced me to reload three times to actually defeat him.  He had Shouts.  Multiple.  And insane cooldowns on them.  It was scary :(

I'm playing on PS3. Probably hosed on the mods. My computer is choppy at best when I try Skyrim. The civil war mods look cool as hell, though. A big battle is something I was always wanting in the game.
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Post by: Telarus on December 27, 2013, 07:46:37 PM
Yah, that actually makes me want to play Skyrim. (Note, no 'again'). Thanks Cain.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 27, 2013, 08:12:24 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 27, 2013, 06:22:23 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 27, 2013, 05:55:06 PM
Slept. Found out by way of accident that apparently I have a new boss. Can't wait to see how that goes. I am excite. Not. Spent the morning reading a book. It was glorious.

You seem to go through 'em pretty fast.

Apparently. The owner of the place I work at now apparently likes to shuffle people through at a rapid clip to give 'em all a wide range of experience. The peons aren't worth notifying, however. :P
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 27, 2013, 08:36:55 PM
Here's a good way to spend 3/4ths of an hour : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNjN24bC7jM

I have to go to work soon. It will be interesting. The internet is dead today; here, #nw, Ravelry. Hopefully work is slow tonight. Otherwise I'm going to have a problem.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2013, 08:37:57 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 27, 2013, 08:36:55 PM
Here's a good way to spend 3/4ths of an hour : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNjN24bC7jM

Thanks.  Beats sitting around.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 27, 2013, 08:43:00 PM
If there is such a thing as precognition it must be wholly useless.

Every time something ends like this for me I get some physical thing. My stomach sours, my right eye twitches, severe fatigue.

Maybe my bacteria/other systems pick up in clues my mind is too busy to focus on.

Maybe it doesnt matter because it makes no difference.

Just about a week ago I told a friend, "Somebody is going to piss me the fuck off, my eye is twitching like hell."
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2013, 08:44:40 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 27, 2013, 08:43:00 PM
If there is such a thing as precognition it must be wholly useless.

Every time something ends like this for me I get some physical thing. My stomach sours, my right eye twitches, severe fatigue.

Maybe my bacteria/other systems pick up in clues my mind is too busy to focus on.

Maybe it doesnt matter because it makes no difference.

Just about a week ago I told a friend, "Somebody is going to piss me the fuck off, my eye is twitching like hell."

Maybe it's more like "Something is pissing me off, but I'm not gonna look at it".  But it's still pissing you off, so you get stressed physically until you DO look at it.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 27, 2013, 08:47:35 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 27, 2013, 08:44:40 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 27, 2013, 08:43:00 PM
If there is such a thing as precognition it must be wholly useless.

Every time something ends like this for me I get some physical thing. My stomach sours, my right eye twitches, severe fatigue.

Maybe my bacteria/other systems pick up in clues my mind is too busy to focus on.

Maybe it doesnt matter because it makes no difference.

Just about a week ago I told a friend, "Somebody is going to piss me the fuck off, my eye is twitching like hell."

Maybe it's more like "Something is pissing me off, but I'm not gonna look at it".  But it's still pissing you off, so you get stressed physically until you DO look at it.

Right. That usually accounts for my insomnia, I used to be able to get a hold on that.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2013, 08:48:41 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 27, 2013, 08:47:35 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 27, 2013, 08:44:40 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 27, 2013, 08:43:00 PM
If there is such a thing as precognition it must be wholly useless.

Every time something ends like this for me I get some physical thing. My stomach sours, my right eye twitches, severe fatigue.

Maybe my bacteria/other systems pick up in clues my mind is too busy to focus on.

Maybe it doesnt matter because it makes no difference.

Just about a week ago I told a friend, "Somebody is going to piss me the fuck off, my eye is twitching like hell."

Maybe it's more like "Something is pissing me off, but I'm not gonna look at it".  But it's still pissing you off, so you get stressed physically until you DO look at it.

Right. That usually accounts for my insomnia, I used to be able to get a hold on that.

I just bludgeon Jiminy Cockroach with pills until he shuts up, then I sleep like a baby.

There is no problem so great that you can't bury it under one intoxicant or another.  :lulz:
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2013, 08:51:38 PM
I do know that I'm mildly annoyed with myself for writing on a Friday.  DUMB DUMB DUMB.  You write on a Monday, or not at all.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2013, 08:52:45 PM
Anyway, Alty, as your spiritual advisor, I suggest that the first chance you get when the kid isn't in your care, you get 8 kinds of fucked up.  That won't cure ya, but the hangover will help you forget for a while.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 27, 2013, 08:57:31 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 27, 2013, 08:52:45 PM
Anyway, Alty, as your spiritual advisor, I suggest that the first chance you get when the kid isn't in your care, you get 8 kinds of fucked up.  That won't cure ya, but the hangover will help you forget for a while.

Oh, let me assure you that will absolutely happen.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2013, 08:57:55 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 27, 2013, 08:57:31 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 27, 2013, 08:52:45 PM
Anyway, Alty, as your spiritual advisor, I suggest that the first chance you get when the kid isn't in your care, you get 8 kinds of fucked up.  That won't cure ya, but the hangover will help you forget for a while.

Oh, let me assure you that will absolutely happen.

Feel free to drunk dial.   :lulz:
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Post by: Payne on December 27, 2013, 09:02:01 PM
Shit Alty I just caught this conversation. I'm sorry to hear of your rough times.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 27, 2013, 09:14:51 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 27, 2013, 09:02:01 PM
Shit Alty I just caught this conversation. I'm sorry to hear of your rough times.

Thanks. I will be all right.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Payne on December 27, 2013, 09:29:08 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 27, 2013, 09:14:51 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 27, 2013, 09:02:01 PM
Shit Alty I just caught this conversation. I'm sorry to hear of your rough times.

Thanks. I will be all right.

You had better be, young man!
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Post by: LMNO on December 28, 2013, 12:03:03 AM
Called in sick today. Wasn't sick, but I needed a fucking break.
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 28, 2013, 12:39:15 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 27, 2013, 08:44:40 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 27, 2013, 08:43:00 PM
If there is such a thing as precognition it must be wholly useless.

Every time something ends like this for me I get some physical thing. My stomach sours, my right eye twitches, severe fatigue.

Maybe my bacteria/other systems pick up in clues my mind is too busy to focus on.

Maybe it doesnt matter because it makes no difference.

Just about a week ago I told a friend, "Somebody is going to piss me the fuck off, my eye is twitching like hell."

Maybe it's more like "Something is pissing me off, but I'm not gonna look at it".  But it's still pissing you off, so you get stressed physically until you DO look at it.

Patterns.

I noticed a pattern, and I'm not even there. Your body knew the pattern, and responded with stress, even before you consciously recognized it.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 28, 2013, 12:40:10 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 27, 2013, 08:36:55 PM
Here's a good way to spend 3/4ths of an hour : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNjN24bC7jM

I have to go to work soon. It will be interesting. The internet is dead today; here, #nw, Ravelry. Hopefully work is slow tonight. Otherwise I'm going to have a problem.  :lulz:

Holidays + weekend = everybody doing other stuff. Picks up in January.
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Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 28, 2013, 12:44:30 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 28, 2013, 12:40:10 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 27, 2013, 08:36:55 PM
Here's a good way to spend 3/4ths of an hour : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNjN24bC7jM

I have to go to work soon. It will be interesting. The internet is dead today; here, #nw, Ravelry. Hopefully work is slow tonight. Otherwise I'm going to have a problem.  :lulz:

Holidays + weekend = everybody doing other stuff. Picks up in January.

Christmas midweek too. Kills the week dead.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 28, 2013, 02:47:03 AM
I think everyone's busy playing hopscotch with their buttholes.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: minuspace on December 28, 2013, 02:55:33 AM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 28, 2013, 02:47:03 AM
I think everyone's busy playing hopscotch with their buttholes.
It's a curse, projection, that is  :evilmad:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 28, 2013, 02:58:07 AM
I'll never tell  8)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 28, 2013, 03:01:22 AM
I keep wanting to call you Grodiex Ballspice.

I'm sorry.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: minuspace on December 28, 2013, 03:02:38 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 28, 2013, 03:01:22 AM
I keep wanting to call you Grodiex Ballspice.

I'm sorry.
Works like a charm  :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 28, 2013, 03:04:29 AM
 :argh!:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 28, 2013, 03:11:15 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 28, 2013, 03:01:22 AM
I keep wanting to call you Grodiex Ballspice.

I'm sorry.
I get confused sometimes too. Happens at our age, I'm afraid.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 28, 2013, 04:21:41 AM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 28, 2013, 03:11:15 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 28, 2013, 03:01:22 AM
I keep wanting to call you Grodiex Ballspice.

I'm sorry.
I get confused sometimes too. Happens at our age, I'm afraid.

True story.
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2013, 06:26:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 28, 2013, 04:21:41 AM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 28, 2013, 03:11:15 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 28, 2013, 03:01:22 AM
I keep wanting to call you Grodiex Ballspice.

I'm sorry.
I get confused sometimes too. Happens at our age, I'm afraid.

True story.

Not me!  I am like a big, drippy sack of retention!
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 28, 2013, 05:34:54 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 28, 2013, 06:26:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 28, 2013, 04:21:41 AM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 28, 2013, 03:11:15 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 28, 2013, 03:01:22 AM
I keep wanting to call you Grodiex Ballspice.

I'm sorry.
I get confused sometimes too. Happens at our age, I'm afraid.

True story.

Not me!  I am like a big, drippy sack of retention!

:lulz:
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Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 28, 2013, 10:30:55 PM
The internet connection at my house finally reached my own computer! HUzzah!

In other news, I joined a powerlifting gym, the norwegian powerlifting association and I got a curl bar for christmas. But not a single book. This is weird.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 28, 2013, 10:31:07 PM
I wanna shit my weight in whiskey.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:33:00 AM
Am I an alcoholic? I drink like a half gallon of gin every 3 days.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 29, 2013, 07:15:05 AM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:33:00 AM
Am I an alcoholic? I drink like a half gallon of gin every 3 days.

You arent an alcoholic unless you go to the meetings.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 04:44:03 PM
Cool! That even makes sense a little.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2013, 04:50:51 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on December 28, 2013, 10:30:55 PM
The internet connection at my house finally reached my own computer! HUzzah!

In other news, I joined a powerlifting gym, the norwegian powerlifting association and I got a curl bar for christmas. But not a single book. This is weird.

This is causing me to become moist.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2013, 04:53:16 PM
Quote from: Poleris on December 28, 2013, 10:31:07 PM
I wanna shit my weight in whiskey.

If you can get away with it, I advise you to indulge for two weeks. No more. Two weeks of FUCK EVERYTHING I AM DRUNK. But after that, you must start something new. Something you've never done before, that will occupy you for a while.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2013, 04:54:25 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:33:00 AM
Am I an alcoholic? I drink like a half gallon of gin every 3 days.

Dear god.

OK, so I am not an expert, but at the very least, that amount of alcohol will make you fat.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 05:04:50 PM
Well, I'm definitely fat. Maybe now I know why.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2013, 05:07:52 PM
So I have a sort of dilemma.

I mean, not REALLY, but let's just pretend that somehow I have some kind of say in the matter.

There's my accountant. In Baltimore. Who I have been kind of in love with for like 20 years. I would like him to move back to Portland, no idea if that's going to actually ever happen. Pipe dreams and wishful thinking, right?

And then there's this artist who I have had kind of a minor recurring crush on for the last 5-ish years. Who owns a home in St. Johns and is really into dogs and gardening, and who gave me a fantastically panty-moistening hug last night. With his absurd, perfect body OMG how does he even do that.

I think artist guy likes me and he is single again, having finally broken up with his last lady who was basically superhumanly awesome and totally intimidating. But he's also suuuper monogamous and if I go there, that's IT. Any extracurricular interests go into shutdown, goodbye accountant.

Actually this is not even really a dilemma because I'm too chickenshit to do anything about it. Like if I was a player I would be all "hey artist, know how you wanted to come to the coast but there's no more room at the house? Well you can share my bed" but I'm not actually ever going to say that.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 05:27:55 PM
Get your stuff together and ask out artist guy, fer chrissake! What's the worst that could happen? I'd hold off on the bedroom talk, though, that could be intimidating.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2013, 05:42:24 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 05:27:55 PM
Get your stuff together and ask out artist guy, fer chrissake! What's the worst that could happen? I'd hold off on the bedroom talk, though, that could be intimidating.

Yeahhhh

My chance is this weekend, but I'm going out to the coast to hang with my friends. My safe, safe, comforting friends.

I am not actually all that brave when it comes to guys. It essentially took all my accumulated bravery for 15 years to tell accountant guy I like him last summer, I  think I might be spent for the foreseeable future.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 05:49:07 PM
Yeah, I hear ya. I've never in my life asked a girl out. If I hadn't been somewhat attractive and interesting I would be a forever alone virgin. But eventually, roughly after highschool, the girls stopped asking me out and I've been alone ever since, more or less. And frankly that sucks, but I just don't have the social skills to make something happen. What are ya gonna do, though?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2013, 05:53:31 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 05:49:07 PM
Yeah, I hear ya. I've never in my life asked a girl out. If I hadn't been somewhat attractive and interesting I would be a forever alone virgin. But eventually, roughly after highschool, the girls stopped asking me out and I've been alone ever since, more or less. And frankly that sucks, but I just don't have the social skills to make something happen. What are ya gonna do, though?

Um, maybe be proactive for a half a minute?

I dunno. I might be a hypocrite for saying it given how hard it is for me to hit on anyone I remotely give a shit about, but the deal seems to be, if you're a chick and you're passive, you end up with mostly giant asshole losers, and if you're a guy and you're passive, you end up alone.

Not sure who has it worse, really. But either way, it pays to just ask people out.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2013, 05:54:45 PM
I think I am going to hold out a while though. Give accountant a chance to break my heart.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 29, 2013, 05:57:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 04:54:25 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:33:00 AM
Am I an alcoholic? I drink like a half gallon of gin every 3 days.

Dear god.

OK, so I am not an expert, but at the very least, that amount of alcohol will make you fat.

Ok, i did the math.  if you have 4 gin drinks a day, with 5 oz of gin per drink, that will kill a half gallon in three days.

So, it's possible, if not necessarily advisable.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2013, 05:59:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 29, 2013, 05:57:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 04:54:25 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:33:00 AM
Am I an alcoholic? I drink like a half gallon of gin every 3 days.

Dear god.

OK, so I am not an expert, but at the very least, that amount of alcohol will make you fat.


Ok, i did the math.  if you have 4 gin drinks a day, with 5 oz of gin per drink, that will kill a half gallon in three days.

So, it's possible, if not necessarily advisable.

5 oz of gin is, in my world anyway, roughly three servings.

Like, not to be a dick but 5 oz is about a glass of wine, volume-wise.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:00:29 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 05:53:31 PM
Um, maybe be proactive for a half a minute? [/quote]
Yeah, maybe someday, I recently asked a girl out on facebook which is progress of a computer sort. Oh, and I forgot I recently had an online relationship with a girl. Lucked out there, but the online thing is kind of worthless, to me anyway.
From Baltimore to Portland is a big move, I know this, see, because I live in Baltimore.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2013, 06:00:39 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 04:53:16 PM
Quote from: Poleris on December 28, 2013, 10:31:07 PM
I wanna shit my weight in whiskey.

If you can get away with it, I advise you to indulge for two weeks. No more. Two weeks of FUCK EVERYTHING I AM DRUNK. But after that, you must start something new. Something you've never done before, that will occupy you for a while.

This.  The horrible drunk is to shock your system.  The follow up New Interesting Thing must follow immediately, and must REPLACE the booze.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2013, 06:01:44 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:00:29 PM

Yeah, maybe someday, I recently asked a girl out on facebook which is progress of a computer sort. Oh, and I forgot I recently had an online relationship with a girl. Lucked out there, but the online thing is kind of worthless, to me anyway.
From Baltimore to Portland is a big move, I know this, see, because I live in Baltimore.

Enki redux.

Look, the computer is all very well for certain types of social things.

It isn't a substitute for dating.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2013, 06:02:17 PM
So, in the same world where it's totes cool to down 12 glasses of wine, about two bottles a night, yep, that's totes not drinking too much.

In the meantime, the girl who drinks too much is just going to come out and say, 1/2 gallon of gin every three days is drinking too much, stop that.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2013, 06:03:08 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 05:49:07 PM
Yeah, I hear ya. I've never in my life asked a girl out. If I hadn't been somewhat attractive and interesting I would be a forever alone virgin. But eventually, roughly after highschool, the girls stopped asking me out and I've been alone ever since, more or less. And frankly that sucks, but I just don't have the social skills to make something happen. What are ya gonna do, though?

"Go ask a girl out."

The penalty for failure is a "no", which leaves you where you started, not further back.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:03:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 29, 2013, 05:57:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 04:54:25 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:33:00 AM
Am I an alcoholic? I drink like a half gallon of gin every 3 days.

Dear god.

OK, so I am not an expert, but at the very least, that amount of alcohol will make you fat.

Ok, i did the math.  if you have 4 gin drinks a day, with 5 oz of gin per drink, that will kill a half gallon in three days.

So, it's possible, if not necessarily advisable.
Well, I don't work or anything, so my day is filled with steady drinking, though I don't get drunk, surprisingly. I'm hoping this will save my liver.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2013, 06:03:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 06:02:17 PM
So, in the same world where it's totes cool to down 12 glasses of wine, about two bottles a night, yep, that's totes not drinking too much.

In the meantime, the girl who drinks too much is just going to come out and say, 1/2 gallon of gin every three days is drinking too much, stop that.

A half gallon of gin a week is too fucking much.  A half gallon of gin a MONTH is too much.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2013, 06:04:33 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:03:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 29, 2013, 05:57:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 04:54:25 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:33:00 AM
Am I an alcoholic? I drink like a half gallon of gin every 3 days.

Dear god.

OK, so I am not an expert, but at the very least, that amount of alcohol will make you fat.

Ok, i did the math.  if you have 4 gin drinks a day, with 5 oz of gin per drink, that will kill a half gallon in three days.

So, it's possible, if not necessarily advisable.
Well, I don't work or anything, so my day is filled with steady drinking, though I don't get drunk, surprisingly. I'm hoping this will save my liver.

I hit my testicles with a hammer all day, but steadily.  I am hoping this this will save my g'nads.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2013, 06:04:48 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:00:29 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 05:53:31 PM
Um, maybe be proactive for a half a minute?
Yeah, maybe someday, I recently asked a girl out on facebook which is progress of a computer sort. Oh, and I forgot I recently had an online relationship with a girl. Lucked out there, but the online thing is kind of worthless, to me anyway.
From Baltimore to Portland is a big move, I know this, see, because I live in Baltimore.
[/quote]

Online MEETING people is fine, but online "relationships" are bullshit. Don't waste your time.

Accountant lived in Portland for years, has a brother here. It's not that kind of massive resettlement that it would be for someone who doesn't already have family and friends and a life here.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:07:45 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 06:02:17 PM
So, in the same world where it's totes cool to down 12 glasses of wine, about two bottles a night, yep, that's totes not drinking too much.

In the meantime, the girl who drinks too much is just going to come out and say, 1/2 gallon of gin every three days is drinking too much, stop that.
I'll try, but I literally crave the stuff when I don't have it.

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 29, 2013, 06:03:08 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 05:49:07 PM
Yeah, I hear ya. I've never in my life asked a girl out. If I hadn't been somewhat attractive and interesting I would be a forever alone virgin. But eventually, roughly after highschool, the girls stopped asking me out and I've been alone ever since, more or less. And frankly that sucks, but I just don't have the social skills to make something happen. What are ya gonna do, though?

"Go ask a girl out."

The penalty for failure is a "no", which leaves you where you started, not further back.

If I ever even get the opportunity, I surely will, But I, I don't get out so much.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2013, 06:07:49 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:03:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 29, 2013, 05:57:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 04:54:25 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:33:00 AM
Am I an alcoholic? I drink like a half gallon of gin every 3 days.

Dear god.

OK, so I am not an expert, but at the very least, that amount of alcohol will make you fat.

Ok, i did the math.  if you have 4 gin drinks a day, with 5 oz of gin per drink, that will kill a half gallon in three days.

So, it's possible, if not necessarily advisable.
Well, I don't work or anything, so my day is filled with steady drinking, though I don't get drunk, surprisingly. I'm hoping this will save my liver.

This way lies madness. Go outside. Join a meetup group. Volunteer.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2013, 06:08:53 PM
Get a dog. Go to dog parks.

Do SOMETHING.

I mean, it's none of my business if you don't, I'm just giving you advice.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2013, 06:10:52 PM
Nigel is giving you the correct answer.  "Go outside" is all you need.

I can't add anything else to this conversation.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:14:28 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 06:08:53 PM
Get a dog. Go to dog parks.

Do SOMETHING.

I mean, it's none of my business if you don't, I'm just giving you advice.

Eh, I'm really a mess quite frankly.This world may not be for me. I'm on disability for Bi-polar disorder and the meds just barely keep my head above water. I verily well despise dogs, so that's not going to work.  I find they slobber and hump.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2013, 06:16:48 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:14:28 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 06:08:53 PM
Get a dog. Go to dog parks.

Do SOMETHING.

I mean, it's none of my business if you don't, I'm just giving you advice.

Eh, I'm really a mess quite frankly.This world may not be for me. I'm on disability for Bi-polar disorder and the meds just barely keep my head above water. I verily well despise dogs, so that's not going to work.  I find they slobber and hump.

Bipolar and consuming 12 servings of alcohol a day.

I may have identified your problem... it isn't the bipolar disorder, though.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2013, 06:17:34 PM
Thread is now misery porn...

BUT

(http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/funny-milkman-war-bombed-streets-like-i-give-fuck-pics.jpg)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2013, 06:19:00 PM
Also, in case your doctor hasn't told you (I'm sure they have, just joshin') alcohol interferes badly with every bipolar med on the market.

Not that you don't already know this. And if your doc hasn't ever told you this, you have a sweet malpractice suit in your pocket.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:20:56 PM
No, I laugh and shit. Have a good time party down still. All is not lost, I promise!
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 06:19:00 PM
Also, in case your doctor hasn't told you (I'm sure they have, just joshin') alcohol interferes badly with every bipolar med on the market.

Not that you don't already know this. And if your doc hasn't ever told you this, you have a sweet malpractice suit in your pocket.
You know your business.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2013, 06:23:04 PM
"This world may not be for me"

Guess how much sympathy I have for any alcoholic on the planet?

Awwww this much.

(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120404162256/powerlisting/images/3/30/A-Grasshopper-playing-a-violin.jpg)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 29, 2013, 06:25:24 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 05:59:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 29, 2013, 05:57:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 04:54:25 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:33:00 AM
Am I an alcoholic? I drink like a half gallon of gin every 3 days.

Dear god.

OK, so I am not an expert, but at the very least, that amount of alcohol will make you fat.


Ok, i did the math.  if you have 4 gin drinks a day, with 5 oz of gin per drink, that will kill a half gallon in three days.

So, it's possible, if not necessarily advisable.

5 oz of gin is, in my world anyway, roughly three servings.

Like, not to be a dick but 5 oz is about a glass of wine, volume-wise.

A decent martini is About 8 oz, and is essentially cold gin with a bit of flavor.  Those were the lines I was thinking along.

Again, not advisable, but possible, given the drinking time window.  If you start at noon and go to midnight, it's feasible.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:28:46 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 06:23:04 PM
"This world may not be for me"

Guess how much sympathy I have for any alcoholic on the planet?

Awwww this much.

And believe me, I have zero use for your sympathy. I just mean to say myself and the world aren't a perfect match.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2013, 06:33:59 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:28:46 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 06:23:04 PM
"This world may not be for me"

Guess how much sympathy I have for any alcoholic on the planet?

Awwww this much.

And believe me, I have zero use for your sympathy. I just mean to say myself and the world aren't a perfect match.

And who the fuck is?

Listen, either start a thread detailing your misery, or go out and so something.  But please stop whimpering in the bar thread.  This thread is for blurting out details of your life that people then pretend to care about.  It is not for sustained misery pornography.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2013, 06:34:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 29, 2013, 06:25:24 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 05:59:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 29, 2013, 05:57:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 04:54:25 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:33:00 AM
Am I an alcoholic? I drink like a half gallon of gin every 3 days.

Dear god.

OK, so I am not an expert, but at the very least, that amount of alcohol will make you fat.


Ok, i did the math.  if you have 4 gin drinks a day, with 5 oz of gin per drink, that will kill a half gallon in three days.

So, it's possible, if not necessarily advisable.

5 oz of gin is, in my world anyway, roughly three servings.

Like, not to be a dick but 5 oz is about a glass of wine, volume-wise.

A decent martini is About 8 oz, and is essentially cold gin with a bit of flavor.  Those were the lines I was thinking along.

Again, not advisable, but possible, given the drinking time window.  If you start at noon and go to midnight, it's feasible.

A classic martini glass only holds about 3-4 oz. In Oregon, serving an 8-oz martini, if you got busted by the OLCC, would result in a fine and loss of your server's license, at least.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2013, 06:36:04 PM
8 oz is the size of a gin and soda.

I have never had a martini served in a juice glass. Maybe Mass. does it differently, but I've had martinis in Oregon, Washington, California, Nevada, Vermont, and Arizona.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:40:06 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 29, 2013, 06:33:59 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:28:46 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 06:23:04 PM
"This world may not be for me"

Guess how much sympathy I have for any alcoholic on the planet?

Awwww this much.

And believe me, I have zero use for your sympathy. I just mean to say myself and the world aren't a perfect match.

And who the fuck is?

Listen, either start a thread detailing your misery, or go out and so something.  But please stop whimpering in the bar thread.  This thread is for blurting out details of your life that people then pretend to care about.  It is not for sustained misery pornography.
Sorry to be a bring down, but I think you guys kind of cornered me. I guess honesty is not really a virtue.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2013, 06:41:25 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:40:06 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 29, 2013, 06:33:59 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:28:46 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 06:23:04 PM
"This world may not be for me"

Guess how much sympathy I have for any alcoholic on the planet?

Awwww this much.

And believe me, I have zero use for your sympathy. I just mean to say myself and the world aren't a perfect match.

And who the fuck is?

Listen, either start a thread detailing your misery, or go out and so something.  But please stop whimpering in the bar thread.  This thread is for blurting out details of your life that people then pretend to care about.  It is not for sustained misery pornography.
Sorry to be a bring down, but I think you guys kind of cornered me. I guess honesty is not really a virtue.

It's dangerous to be sincere unless you also happen to be stupid.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2013, 07:27:54 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:28:46 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 06:23:04 PM
"This world may not be for me"

Guess how much sympathy I have for any alcoholic on the planet?

Awwww this much.

And believe me, I have zero use for your sympathy. I just mean to say myself and the world aren't a perfect match.

'cause aren't you special?  :lol:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2013, 07:28:33 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 29, 2013, 06:41:25 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:40:06 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 29, 2013, 06:33:59 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:28:46 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 06:23:04 PM
"This world may not be for me"

Guess how much sympathy I have for any alcoholic on the planet?

Awwww this much.

And believe me, I have zero use for your sympathy. I just mean to say myself and the world aren't a perfect match.

And who the fuck is?

Listen, either start a thread detailing your misery, or go out and so something.  But please stop whimpering in the bar thread.  This thread is for blurting out details of your life that people then pretend to care about.  It is not for sustained misery pornography.
Sorry to be a bring down, but I think you guys kind of cornered me. I guess honesty is not really a virtue.

It's dangerous to be sincere unless you also happen to be stupid.

I'm sincere pretty much ohhh I guess 98% of the time.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2013, 07:31:22 PM
I dunno. Some people hate this place because of that. Because of everyone calling everyone else out on their shit. They don't like it, it doesn't make them comfortable. Like LMNO calling me out on how I was treating men a few years ago, and making me confess that it's bravado, a defense mechanism. It's funny, the exact same reason they don't like it is the reason that I do. It keeps me honest, and it keeps me at least trying to grow, even when I fail.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2013, 07:32:48 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:40:06 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 29, 2013, 06:33:59 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:28:46 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 06:23:04 PM
"This world may not be for me"

Guess how much sympathy I have for any alcoholic on the planet?

Awwww this much.

And believe me, I have zero use for your sympathy. I just mean to say myself and the world aren't a perfect match.

And who the fuck is?

Listen, either start a thread detailing your misery, or go out and so something.  But please stop whimpering in the bar thread.  This thread is for blurting out details of your life that people then pretend to care about.  It is not for sustained misery pornography.
Sorry to be a bring down, but I think you guys kind of cornered me. I guess honesty is not really a virtue.

Wahhhh
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 29, 2013, 07:35:07 PM
I struggle with my own biases and preconceived notions daily, I actively seek out dismantling the warped architecture of my mind, and with all that regularity it is not any easier, at times.

So, I can hardly imagine what thats like for people who NEVER do that.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2013, 07:36:28 PM
For the record, Grodibex, I am actually not only a giant, tiny asshole with tits, but also I am slightly drunk right now, having gone to UFC fighting last night and then to the "evil party", and then coming home, sleeping briefly, and waking up with a wretched hangover. So I drank a beer my housemate left in the fridge, as hair of the dog.

I have to sober up and make gingerbread for the New Year. I might have to go back to bed for that.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 29, 2013, 07:37:50 PM
Eample: I am a bit queer, and my demeanor and body often emphasize this in the minds of idiots.

This has reinforced the idea that I am more queer than I actually am.

Which is a hard thing to let go of when you have had it drilled in your head since adolecense.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2013, 07:48:31 PM
Quote from: Poleris on December 29, 2013, 07:37:50 PM
Eample: I am a bit queer, and my demeanor and body often emphasize this in the minds of idiots.

This has reinforced the idea that I am more queer than I actually am.

Which is a hard thing to let go of when you have had it drilled in your head since adolecense.

Wow

Hilarious only because in Portland you come across as super manly.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 29, 2013, 07:57:06 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 07:48:31 PM
Quote from: Poleris on December 29, 2013, 07:37:50 PM
Eample: I am a bit queer, and my demeanor and body often emphasize this in the minds of idiots.

This has reinforced the idea that I am more queer than I actually am.

Which is a hard thing to let go of when you have had it drilled in your head since adolecense.

Wow

Hilarious only because in Portland you come across as super manly.

Yeah? Heh. That is pretty rad.

I dont think anyone has ever used those words in conjunction with my self.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2013, 08:20:57 PM
Quote from: Poleris on December 29, 2013, 07:57:06 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 07:48:31 PM
Quote from: Poleris on December 29, 2013, 07:37:50 PM
Eample: I am a bit queer, and my demeanor and body often emphasize this in the minds of idiots.

This has reinforced the idea that I am more queer than I actually am.

Which is a hard thing to let go of when you have had it drilled in your head since adolecense.

Wow

Hilarious only because in Portland you come across as super manly.

Yeah? Heh. That is pretty rad.

I dont think anyone has ever used those words in conjunction with my self.

Portland is a different kind of place.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 29, 2013, 08:41:58 PM
I injected 7 marijuana's last night at our secret Santa party. It was all dro, and I barely remember anything.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 29, 2013, 09:01:46 PM
Fuck parrots. Fuck them.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2013, 09:05:22 PM
Quote from: Poleris on December 29, 2013, 09:01:46 PM
Fuck parrots. Fuck them.

You know where parrots are awesome?

In the Amazon.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 29, 2013, 09:08:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 09:05:22 PM
Quote from: Poleris on December 29, 2013, 09:01:46 PM
Fuck parrots. Fuck them.

You know where parrots are awesome?

In the Amazon.

Yeah, no doubt,

This one clamped both hands in turn while flapping is wings. For no reason. I have been here for a week. Fucking thing.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2013, 10:21:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 09:05:22 PM
Quote from: Poleris on December 29, 2013, 09:01:46 PM
Fuck parrots. Fuck them.

You know where parrots are awesome?

In the Amazon.

And desert parrots.  They're pretty cool.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 11:37:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 07:27:54 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:28:46 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 06:23:04 PM
"This world may not be for me"

Guess how much sympathy I have for any alcoholic on the planet?

Awwww this much.

And believe me, I have zero use for your sympathy. I just mean to say myself and the world aren't a perfect match.

'cause aren't you special?  :lol:
Well, yeah. Of course? You think this is a game!?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2013, 11:43:08 PM
Quote from: Poleris on December 29, 2013, 09:08:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 09:05:22 PM
Quote from: Poleris on December 29, 2013, 09:01:46 PM
Fuck parrots. Fuck them.

You know where parrots are awesome?

In the Amazon.

Yeah, no doubt,

This one clamped both hands in turn while flapping is wings. For no reason. I have been here for a week. Fucking thing.

They're crazy smart, which really just means that it's a fucking asshole.

Or possibly crazy from being kept infantilized in a cage its entire life.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2013, 11:43:53 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 29, 2013, 10:21:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 09:05:22 PM
Quote from: Poleris on December 29, 2013, 09:01:46 PM
Fuck parrots. Fuck them.

You know where parrots are awesome?

In the Amazon.

And desert parrots.  They're pretty cool.

You have that shit in the desert?

WHY DO YOU EVEN LIVE IN A DESERT, I KEEP TELLING YOU IT'S UNINHABITABLE.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2013, 11:44:17 PM
That means "nobody can live there".
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 11:52:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 07:31:22 PM
I dunno. Some people hate this place because of that. Because of everyone calling everyone else out on their shit. They don't like it, it doesn't make them comfortable. Like LMNO calling me out on how I was treating men a few years ago, and making me confess that it's bravado, a defense mechanism. It's funny, the exact same reason they don't like it is the reason that I do. It keeps me honest, and it keeps me at least trying to grow, even when I fail.
I don't know,maybe I hate it, maybe I don't. I'm undecided.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2013, 11:53:28 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 11:52:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 07:31:22 PM
I dunno. Some people hate this place because of that. Because of everyone calling everyone else out on their shit. They don't like it, it doesn't make them comfortable. Like LMNO calling me out on how I was treating men a few years ago, and making me confess that it's bravado, a defense mechanism. It's funny, the exact same reason they don't like it is the reason that I do. It keeps me honest, and it keeps me at least trying to grow, even when I fail.
I don't know,maybe I hate it, maybe I don't. I'm undecided.

You can do both. If you want.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2013, 11:55:51 PM
I keep calling Roger out on the fact that he lives somewhere that nobody can live because it's uninhabitable, and he just keeps getting back to me with "it's because we're all dead".

This makes me uncomfortable, so I mostly ignore it. YOU CAN'T LIVE SOMEWHERE UNINHABITABLE JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAD. That's a weak excuse.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 11:56:20 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 11:53:28 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 11:52:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 07:31:22 PM
I dunno. Some people hate this place because of that. Because of everyone calling everyone else out on their shit. They don't like it, it doesn't make them comfortable. Like LMNO calling me out on how I was treating men a few years ago, and making me confess that it's bravado, a defense mechanism. It's funny, the exact same reason they don't like it is the reason that I do. It keeps me honest, and it keeps me at least trying to grow, even when I fail.
I don't know,maybe I hate it, maybe I don't. I'm undecided.

You can do both. If you want.
That gives me headache. I'm a Westerner.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 29, 2013, 11:58:05 PM
I think we can all agree, PD.com is terrible.

Just terrible.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 30, 2013, 12:04:44 AM
Well it's pretty terrible but mostly because of Nigel's and Rogers' own twisted brand of toughlove.  :fap:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 30, 2013, 12:08:04 AM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 30, 2013, 12:04:44 AM
Well it's pretty terrible but mostly because of Nigel's and Rogers' own twisted brand of toughlove.  :fap:

:kingmeh:

Ah, another Utopian.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 30, 2013, 12:09:17 AM
Nigel is really awful when she stands up for noobs, I guess.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 30, 2013, 12:20:41 AM
You know what, FUCK getting shitfaced. I have beebmn doing that for most of the last 3 mo.

I JUST ATE A BLACKENED CHICKEN CEASAR AND AM NOW A SEXUAL TYRANASAURUS.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Freeky on December 30, 2013, 12:21:23 AM
Salvadore? Is that yuo?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 30, 2013, 12:23:12 AM
Don't hump your comp, there's still pigeons to save!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 30, 2013, 02:00:53 AM
Quote from: Poleris on December 29, 2013, 11:58:05 PM
I think we can all agree, PD.com is terrible.

Just terrible.

It really is. On so many levels.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 30, 2013, 02:02:00 AM
Quote from: Poleris on December 30, 2013, 12:09:17 AM
Nigel is really awful when she stands up for noobs, I guess.

I'm really mean, and I'm constantly trying to out-troll everyone. At least, that's what Kai says.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Pæs on December 30, 2013, 02:09:47 AM
YOU'LL NEVER OUT-TROLL ME.

I SWALLOWED MY CAPS-LOCK KEY.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 30, 2013, 02:18:30 AM
Quote from: Pæs on December 30, 2013, 02:09:47 AM
YOU'LL NEVER OUT-TROLL ME.

I SWALLOWED MY CAPS-LOCK KEY.

OH SHIT


THAT MEANS YOU'RE ON






CRUISE-CONTROL FOR COOL!
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Salty on December 30, 2013, 02:22:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 30, 2013, 02:02:00 AM
Quote from: Poleris on December 30, 2013, 12:09:17 AM
Nigel is really awful when she stands up for noobs, I guess.

I'm really mean, and I'm constantly trying to out-troll everyone. At least, that's what Kai says.

You better take that SRSLY, Kai is super smart.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 30, 2013, 02:53:09 AM
Quote from: Poleris on December 30, 2013, 02:22:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 30, 2013, 02:02:00 AM
Quote from: Poleris on December 30, 2013, 12:09:17 AM
Nigel is really awful when she stands up for noobs, I guess.

I'm really mean, and I'm constantly trying to out-troll everyone. At least, that's what Kai says.

You better take that SRSLY, Kai is super smart.

Oh hell yeah

like

the smartest person Kai associates with.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2013, 03:40:16 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 11:55:51 PM
I keep calling Roger out on the fact that he lives somewhere that nobody can live because it's uninhabitable, and he just keeps getting back to me with "it's because we're all dead".

This makes me uncomfortable, so I mostly ignore it. YOU CAN'T LIVE SOMEWHERE UNINHABITABLE JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAD. That's a weak excuse.

It isn't Cotard's Syndrome if you're actually dead, and technically, I'm not living anywhere.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2013, 03:40:57 AM
Quote from: Poleris on December 30, 2013, 12:08:04 AM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 30, 2013, 12:04:44 AM
Well it's pretty terrible but mostly because of Nigel's and Rogers' own twisted brand of toughlove.  :fap:

:kingmeh:

Ah, another Utopian.

They are my people, and I am their king.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2013, 03:45:15 AM
In fact...

(https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1499686_292556077535976_1183187832_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 30, 2013, 04:12:07 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 03:40:16 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 11:55:51 PM
I keep calling Roger out on the fact that he lives somewhere that nobody can live because it's uninhabitable, and he just keeps getting back to me with "it's because we're all dead".

This makes me uncomfortable, so I mostly ignore it. YOU CAN'T LIVE SOMEWHERE UNINHABITABLE JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAD. That's a weak excuse.

It isn't Cotard's Syndrome if you're actually dead, and technically, I'm not living anywhere.

You and your technicalities.  :argh!:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 30, 2013, 04:13:08 AM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 30, 2013, 12:04:44 AM
Well it's pretty terrible but mostly because of Nigel's and Rogers' own twisted brand of toughlove.  :fap:

Oh, it's the Nigel and Roger show, again.

I guess.

:kingmeh:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 30, 2013, 04:18:28 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 30, 2013, 04:13:08 AM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 30, 2013, 12:04:44 AM
Well it's pretty terrible but mostly because of Nigel's and Rogers' own twisted brand of toughlove.  :fap:

Oh, it's the Nigel and Roger show, again.

I guess.

:kingmeh:

You guys should be getting royalties for that.
People with shows get PAID, dammit.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 30, 2013, 05:16:10 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 11:55:51 PM
I keep calling Roger out on the fact that he lives somewhere that nobody can live because it's uninhabitable, and he just keeps getting back to me with "it's because we're all dead".

This makes me uncomfortable, so I mostly ignore it. YOU CAN'T LIVE SOMEWHERE UNINHABITABLE JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAD. That's a weak excuse.

I want you to be my neighbor so we can have dinner parties.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 05:33:46 AM
http://imgur.com/gallery/hdaSW

Everywhere is PD.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 30, 2013, 06:01:38 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 30, 2013, 05:16:10 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 11:55:51 PM
I keep calling Roger out on the fact that he lives somewhere that nobody can live because it's uninhabitable, and he just keeps getting back to me with "it's because we're all dead".

This makes me uncomfortable, so I mostly ignore it. YOU CAN'T LIVE SOMEWHERE UNINHABITABLE JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAD. That's a weak excuse.

I want you to be my neighbor so we can have dinner parties.

Oh HELL yes.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: minuspace on December 30, 2013, 07:16:37 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 30, 2013, 06:01:38 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 30, 2013, 05:16:10 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 11:55:51 PM
I keep calling Roger out on the fact that he lives somewhere that nobody can live because it's uninhabitable, and he just keeps getting back to me with "it's because we're all dead".

This makes me uncomfortable, so I mostly ignore it. YOU CAN'T LIVE SOMEWHERE UNINHABITABLE JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAD. That's a weak excuse.

I want you to be my neighbor so we can have dinner parties.

Oh HELL yes.
Time for another Castor and Pollux dinner series :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2013, 02:14:10 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 30, 2013, 04:13:08 AM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 30, 2013, 12:04:44 AM
Well it's pretty terrible but mostly because of Nigel's and Rogers' own twisted brand of toughlove.  :fap:

Oh, it's the Nigel and Roger show, again.

I guess.

:kingmeh:

You can sing, and I'll dance.  We'll need to put some cellophane down, for when bits fall off.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 30, 2013, 02:23:33 PM
 :dok:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cain on December 30, 2013, 02:46:24 PM
Recording more videos.  New maps, plus terrible team mates who make me want to eat my own face.

Probably wont render them until tonight though.  Gonna see how many I can do in one sitting, and with the amount of alcohol I now have in my system.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2013, 05:37:44 PM
Board is empty again today.  Except for Obadai Grallspex or whatever his name is, and LuciferX explaining why woo > physics, etc.

So I'm going to go find something offline to do.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 30, 2013, 06:30:58 PM
Well SOMEBODY needs to DIAF for doing this. http://creemmag.com/
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 30, 2013, 06:32:23 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 05:37:44 PM
Board is empty again today.  Except for Obadai Grallspex or whatever his name is, and LuciferX explaining why woo > physics, etc.

So I'm going to go find something offline to do.

Sorry.  Lunch with Mrs LMNO, and then I had to revisit some of the LessWrong quantum physics sequence, because of that damn science fiction thread.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2013, 06:36:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 30, 2013, 06:32:23 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 05:37:44 PM
Board is empty again today.  Except for Obadai Grallspex or whatever his name is, and LuciferX explaining why woo > physics, etc.

So I'm going to go find something offline to do.

Sorry.  Lunch with Mrs LMNO, and then I had to revisit some of the LessWrong quantum physics sequence, because of that damn science fiction thread.

No worries.  I assume you're busy during the day, these days.  Cain's got shit on his plate, and Nigel is busier than hell.

Everyone else, though, has fucked off to Facebook to share and Like, because they care.  Most people won't bother to share or repost, you know.  It's a well-known fact.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2013, 06:37:48 PM
And I lost all interest in the SF thread when slapnuts started responding with emotes.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 30, 2013, 06:51:30 PM
Probably for the best.  I forgot that Time doesn't exist in the universal wave function, so the only way to "time travel" is to go to a universe that configures to a smaller radius.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2013, 06:56:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 30, 2013, 06:51:30 PM
Probably for the best.  I forgot that Time doesn't exist in the universal wave function, so the only way to "time travel" is to go to a universe that configures to a smaller radius.

Maybe.  There's at least one model that allows you to travel backward (overlapping Schwartzchild radii)  However, once you DO that, you've introduced information, and the second that happens, you wind up with another universe, as Uncle Bohr and Cousin Schroedinger accept no paradoxes.  Not to mention that you've added energy to an existing point in time, which ugly little brother Albert doesn't care for.  And once you're in that new universe, you don't ever get to go back, for the same reason that the new universe started in the first place.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 30, 2013, 06:57:36 PM
I forgot to account for adding energy!

You right.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2013, 07:16:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 30, 2013, 06:57:36 PM
I forgot to account for adding energy!

You right.

I am a maintenance man.  All we think about is entropy.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 07:35:01 PM
Working a split shift today. Did the first part, closing tonight. Don't even have a Facebook account. Just endless Ravelry patterns begging me to pull out some yarn . . . I think I'm going to fall asleep again.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2013, 07:37:12 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 07:35:01 PM
Working a split shift today. Did the first part, closing tonight. Don't even have a Facebook account. Just endless Ravelry patterns begging me to pull out some yarn . . . I think I'm going to fall asleep again.

GO TAKE A NAP.

THEN KNOCK THE SHIT OUT OF SOME YARN.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 30, 2013, 07:48:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 06:36:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 30, 2013, 06:32:23 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 05:37:44 PM
Board is empty again today.  Except for Obadai Grallspex or whatever his name is, and LuciferX explaining why woo > physics, etc.

So I'm going to go find something offline to do.

Sorry.  Lunch with Mrs LMNO, and then I had to revisit some of the LessWrong quantum physics sequence, because of that damn science fiction thread.

No worries.  I assume you're busy during the day, these days.  Cain's got shit on his plate, and Nigel is busier than hell.

Everyone else, though, has fucked off to Facebook to share and Like, because they care.  Most people won't bother to share or repost, you know.  It's a well-known fact.

I checked in here briefly, then I fucked off to facebook to make sure one of my groups wasn't getting infested with INTUITIVE PAGAN, then I came back.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2013, 07:48:55 PM
Also, never mind my bitching.  It's really all it is, after all:  bitching.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 30, 2013, 07:49:23 PM
Making Gumbo for dinner.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2013, 07:50:10 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 30, 2013, 07:48:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 06:36:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 30, 2013, 06:32:23 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 05:37:44 PM
Board is empty again today.  Except for Obadai Grallspex or whatever his name is, and LuciferX explaining why woo > physics, etc.

So I'm going to go find something offline to do.

Sorry.  Lunch with Mrs LMNO, and then I had to revisit some of the LessWrong quantum physics sequence, because of that damn science fiction thread.

No worries.  I assume you're busy during the day, these days.  Cain's got shit on his plate, and Nigel is busier than hell.

Everyone else, though, has fucked off to Facebook to share and Like, because they care.  Most people won't bother to share or repost, you know.  It's a well-known fact.

I checked in here briefly, then I fucked off to facebook to make sure one of my groups wasn't getting infested with INTUITIVE PAGAN, then I came back.

Bring the "intuitive pagans" here.   :lulz:

I've never heard that term, but I already know what it means:  Even the ridiculous forms of neo-paganism thrown off in favor of flat-out, unadorned wish-fulfillment fantasy.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2013, 07:50:30 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on December 30, 2013, 07:49:23 PM
Making Gumbo for dinner.

Bastard.

DOUR,
Can't have no fucking gumbo.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 30, 2013, 07:50:38 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 07:48:55 PM
Also, never mind my bitching.  It's really all it is, after all:  bitching.

I don't unless someone is throwing Assburger's at you.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 30, 2013, 07:50:46 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 07:48:55 PM
Also, never mind my bitching.  It's really all it is, after all:  bitching.

But there's REASONS for bitching. Oh, yes.

Stella

Can harp on shit till the cows come home
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 30, 2013, 07:51:05 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 07:50:30 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on December 30, 2013, 07:49:23 PM
Making Gumbo for dinner.

Bastard.

DOUR,
Can't have no fucking gumbo.

Why?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 30, 2013, 07:52:58 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 07:50:10 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 30, 2013, 07:48:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 06:36:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 30, 2013, 06:32:23 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 05:37:44 PM
Board is empty again today.  Except for Obadai Grallspex or whatever his name is, and LuciferX explaining why woo > physics, etc.

So I'm going to go find something offline to do.

Sorry.  Lunch with Mrs LMNO, and then I had to revisit some of the LessWrong quantum physics sequence, because of that damn science fiction thread.

No worries.  I assume you're busy during the day, these days.  Cain's got shit on his plate, and Nigel is busier than hell.

Everyone else, though, has fucked off to Facebook to share and Like, because they care.  Most people won't bother to share or repost, you know.  It's a well-known fact.

I checked in here briefly, then I fucked off to facebook to make sure one of my groups wasn't getting infested with INTUITIVE PAGAN, then I came back.

Bring the "intuitive pagans" here.   :lulz:

I've never heard that term, but I already know what it means:  Even the ridiculous forms of neo-paganism thrown off in favor of flat-out, unadorned wish-fulfillment fantasy.

Here? *rubs hands together in glee*

And yes, that's EXACTLY what it means.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2013, 07:54:31 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 30, 2013, 07:52:58 PM
Here? *rubs hands together in glee*

And yes, that's EXACTLY what it means.

Tell them that we're foursquare against people telling other people what to believe.

And that we love new ideas.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 07:55:09 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 07:50:10 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 30, 2013, 07:48:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 06:36:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 30, 2013, 06:32:23 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 05:37:44 PM
Board is empty again today.  Except for Obadai Grallspex or whatever his name is, and LuciferX explaining why woo > physics, etc.

So I'm going to go find something offline to do.

Sorry.  Lunch with Mrs LMNO, and then I had to revisit some of the LessWrong quantum physics sequence, because of that damn science fiction thread.

No worries.  I assume you're busy during the day, these days.  Cain's got shit on his plate, and Nigel is busier than hell.

Everyone else, though, has fucked off to Facebook to share and Like, because they care.  Most people won't bother to share or repost, you know.  It's a well-known fact.

I checked in here briefly, then I fucked off to facebook to make sure one of my groups wasn't getting infested with INTUITIVE PAGAN, then I came back.

Bring the "intuitive pagans" here.   :lulz:

I've never heard that term, but I already know what it means:  Even the ridiculous forms of neo-paganism thrown off in favor of flat-out, unadorned wish-fulfillment fantasy.

Please yes do. I am ever so interested in hearing what enlightenment my intuitive brothers and sisters bring to the butcher table. Oh my yes.

This just in : My newer-than-new boss just fired 2/3 rds of the staff.  :lulz: :horrormirth: :lulz: :horrormirth: I am closing forever. Hehehehe. HAHAHAHAA.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 30, 2013, 07:55:39 PM
Tell them we all have Cherokee grandmothers who were princesses.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 07:57:12 PM
I was Cleopatra in a past life. It was very traumatic, which is why I have so many cats now. They are my totem and my spirit guide. When I pet one, I see visions of my former existences and we exchange prana. It's very powerful and fulfilling. It's helping me in my penance for all the horrible, slutty things I did when I was the Queen of the Nile.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2013, 07:59:02 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 07:57:12 PM
I was Cleopatra in a past life. It was very traumatic, which is why I have so many cats now. They are my totem and my spirit guide. When I pet one, I see visions of my former existences and we exchange prana. It's very powerful and fulfilling. It's helping me in my penance for all the horrible, slutty things I did when I was the Queen of the Nile.

I was a hod-carrier.  Like 30 times.  I am the statistically-normal reincarnation.

Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2013, 07:59:31 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 07:55:09 PM
This just in : My newer-than-new boss just fired 2/3 rds of the staff.  :lulz: :horrormirth: :lulz: :horrormirth: I am closing forever. Hehehehe. HAHAHAHAA.

This is gonna be awesome when someone calls in sick or quits.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 30, 2013, 08:00:39 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 07:57:12 PM
I was Cleopatra in a past life. It was very traumatic, which is why I have so many cats now. They are my totem and my spirit guide. When I pet one, I see visions of my former existences and we exchange prana. It's very powerful and fulfilling. It's helping me in my penance for all the horrible, slutty things I did when I was the Queen of the Nile.

I was also Cleopatra, but in a different universe.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 08:02:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 30, 2013, 08:00:39 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 07:57:12 PM
I was Cleopatra in a past life. It was very traumatic, which is why I have so many cats now. They are my totem and my spirit guide. When I pet one, I see visions of my former existences and we exchange prana. It's very powerful and fulfilling. It's helping me in my penance for all the horrible, slutty things I did when I was the Queen of the Nile.

I was also Cleopatra, but in a different universe.

Did you have wings? I totally had wings. And they sparkled.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 08:02:52 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 07:59:31 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 07:55:09 PM
This just in : My newer-than-new boss just fired 2/3 rds of the staff.  :lulz: :horrormirth: :lulz: :horrormirth: I am closing forever. Hehehehe. HAHAHAHAA.

This is gonna be awesome when someone calls in sick or quits.

There is a note at the bottom of our schedule. "Everyone MUST come in or stay late when needed or asked." Tee-hee.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 30, 2013, 08:03:07 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 07:54:31 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 30, 2013, 07:52:58 PM
Here? *rubs hands together in glee*

And yes, that's EXACTLY what it means.

Tell them that we're foursquare against people telling other people what to believe.

And that we love new ideas.

PERFECT.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 30, 2013, 08:03:23 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 08:02:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 30, 2013, 08:00:39 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 07:57:12 PM
I was Cleopatra in a past life. It was very traumatic, which is why I have so many cats now. They are my totem and my spirit guide. When I pet one, I see visions of my former existences and we exchange prana. It's very powerful and fulfilling. It's helping me in my penance for all the horrible, slutty things I did when I was the Queen of the Nile.

I was also Cleopatra, but in a different universe.

Did you have wings? I totally had wings. And they sparkled.

I didn't have wings, but I worshipped Loki.  Because of course Cleopatra would worship Loki.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 08:05:32 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 07:59:02 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 07:57:12 PM
I was Cleopatra in a past life. It was very traumatic, which is why I have so many cats now. They are my totem and my spirit guide. When I pet one, I see visions of my former existences and we exchange prana. It's very powerful and fulfilling. It's helping me in my penance for all the horrible, slutty things I did when I was the Queen of the Nile.

I was a hod-carrier.  Like 30 times.  I am the statistically-normal reincarnation.

Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant.

Apparently, I was an animal until this life. Yep. A reliable source says my deep-seated hatred for humanity comes from the fact that I was a dog or a bird or a baby seal in every previous life, aeons back until this time. When apparently I fucked up being a vole so bad, I was made a human because how hard could that be?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 08:06:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 30, 2013, 08:03:23 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 08:02:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 30, 2013, 08:00:39 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 07:57:12 PM
I was Cleopatra in a past life. It was very traumatic, which is why I have so many cats now. They are my totem and my spirit guide. When I pet one, I see visions of my former existences and we exchange prana. It's very powerful and fulfilling. It's helping me in my penance for all the horrible, slutty things I did when I was the Queen of the Nile.

I was also Cleopatra, but in a different universe.

Did you have wings? I totally had wings. And they sparkled.

I didn't have wings, but I worshipped Loki.  Because of course Cleopatra would worship Loki.

OMG. That is so totes a great insight. She SO would. I think I'm having flashbacks to that life . . . such strong visuals of chaos and pain. Yes, yes. Definitely a strong Loki vibe. He was the blind one, right?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 30, 2013, 08:08:28 PM
CPD HAS POWERFUL SPIRIT GUIDES. THEY TELL HER EVERYTHING.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 30, 2013, 08:08:41 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 08:06:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 30, 2013, 08:03:23 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 08:02:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 30, 2013, 08:00:39 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 07:57:12 PM
I was Cleopatra in a past life. It was very traumatic, which is why I have so many cats now. They are my totem and my spirit guide. When I pet one, I see visions of my former existences and we exchange prana. It's very powerful and fulfilling. It's helping me in my penance for all the horrible, slutty things I did when I was the Queen of the Nile.

I was also Cleopatra, but in a different universe.

Did you have wings? I totally had wings. And they sparkled.

I didn't have wings, but I worshipped Loki.  Because of course Cleopatra would worship Loki.

OMG. That is so totes a great insight. She SO would. I think I'm having flashbacks to that life . . . such strong visuals of chaos and pain. Yes, yes. Definitely a strong Loki vibe. He was the blind one, right?

I think he was Irish.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 08:11:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 30, 2013, 08:08:41 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 08:06:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 30, 2013, 08:03:23 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 08:02:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 30, 2013, 08:00:39 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 07:57:12 PM
I was Cleopatra in a past life. It was very traumatic, which is why I have so many cats now. They are my totem and my spirit guide. When I pet one, I see visions of my former existences and we exchange prana. It's very powerful and fulfilling. It's helping me in my penance for all the horrible, slutty things I did when I was the Queen of the Nile.

I was also Cleopatra, but in a different universe.

Did you have wings? I totally had wings. And they sparkled.

I didn't have wings, but I worshipped Loki.  Because of course Cleopatra would worship Loki.

OMG. That is so totes a great insight. She SO would. I think I'm having flashbacks to that life . . . such strong visuals of chaos and pain. Yes, yes. Definitely a strong Loki vibe. He was the blind one, right?

I think he was Irish.

Ooooooh. That's why he wore green, right? Like in the movie? Wow. It's so great of them to carry that sort of thing through. It really connects the mythology to the modern day, doesn't it?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2013, 08:12:02 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 08:02:52 PM
There is a note at the bottom of our schedule. "Everyone MUST come in or stay late when needed or asked." Tee-hee.

"Your personal life is of no value."

Find a new job if you can.

Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 30, 2013, 08:12:24 PM
He always carried his Lucky Charms(TM).
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2013, 08:12:59 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 08:05:32 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 07:59:02 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 07:57:12 PM
I was Cleopatra in a past life. It was very traumatic, which is why I have so many cats now. They are my totem and my spirit guide. When I pet one, I see visions of my former existences and we exchange prana. It's very powerful and fulfilling. It's helping me in my penance for all the horrible, slutty things I did when I was the Queen of the Nile.

I was a hod-carrier.  Like 30 times.  I am the statistically-normal reincarnation.

Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant.

Apparently, I was an animal until this life. Yep. A reliable source says my deep-seated hatred for humanity comes from the fact that I was a dog or a bird or a baby seal in every previous life, aeons back until this time. When apparently I fucked up being a vole so bad, I was made a human because how hard could that be?

Pheasant, Pheasant, Pheasant, Pheasant, Pheasant, Pheasant, Pheasant, Pheasant, Pheasant
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 30, 2013, 08:13:21 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 08:11:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 30, 2013, 08:08:41 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 08:06:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 30, 2013, 08:03:23 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 08:02:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 30, 2013, 08:00:39 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 07:57:12 PM
I was Cleopatra in a past life. It was very traumatic, which is why I have so many cats now. They are my totem and my spirit guide. When I pet one, I see visions of my former existences and we exchange prana. It's very powerful and fulfilling. It's helping me in my penance for all the horrible, slutty things I did when I was the Queen of the Nile.

I was also Cleopatra, but in a different universe.

Did you have wings? I totally had wings. And they sparkled.

I didn't have wings, but I worshipped Loki.  Because of course Cleopatra would worship Loki.

OMG. That is so totes a great insight. She SO would. I think I'm having flashbacks to that life . . . such strong visuals of chaos and pain. Yes, yes. Definitely a strong Loki vibe. He was the blind one, right?

I think he was Irish.

Ooooooh. That's why he wore green, right? Like in the movie? Wow. It's so great of them to carry that sort of thing through. It really connects the mythology to the modern day, doesn't it?

I object to the term "mythology" as it implies that our Earth Mother Loki doesn't actually exist.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 30, 2013, 08:14:08 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 08:12:02 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 08:02:52 PM
There is a note at the bottom of our schedule. "Everyone MUST come in or stay late when needed or asked." Tee-hee.

"Your personal life is of no value."

Find a new job if you can.

Yeah.

"ALL YR ASSES IS BELONG TO US. DERP. EVERONE MUST WERK WHEN WE SAYS OR YUO CULD LOOSE YR JERB"
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 08:16:01 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 30, 2013, 08:08:28 PM
CPD HAS POWERFUL SPIRIT GUIDES. THEY TELL HER EVERYTHING.

:hosrie: :pika: :hosrie: :awesome: :pika: :hosrie: :pika:

I could teach you, you know. It's really not that hard. It mean, I have a certain natural talent for this sort of thing, you know. A long family history of authentic paganism and all that. But I'm totally willing to share what I know. I mean, like, that's really what this is all about, right? Like, sharing and being one with the people and totally helping the less wake people, like, wake up and, you know, really KNOW themselves?

I think it's a calling. Like the Goddess . . . or at least A Goddess . . . has, like, put her hand on me, and totally given me this task. And, like, I'm so ready to help. So if you have any questions, just, you know, go ahead and ask. If I'm not here to answer right away, one of my cats is usually sleeping the keyboard and they'll totally tell me if your question is important and needs answering super quick.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 08:16:50 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 08:12:02 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 08:02:52 PM
There is a note at the bottom of our schedule. "Everyone MUST come in or stay late when needed or asked." Tee-hee.

"Your personal life is of no value."

Find a new job if you can.

Yup. I got that message loud and clear. Looking as we speak. :D
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2013, 08:19:01 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 08:16:01 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 30, 2013, 08:08:28 PM
CPD HAS POWERFUL SPIRIT GUIDES. THEY TELL HER EVERYTHING.

:hosrie: :pika: :hosrie: :awesome: :pika: :hosrie: :pika:

I could teach you, you know. It's really not that hard. It mean, I have a certain natural talent for this sort of thing, you know. A long family history of authentic paganism and all that. But I'm totally willing to share what I know. I mean, like, that's really what this is all about, right? Like, sharing and being one with the people and totally helping the less wake people, like, wake up and, you know, really KNOW themselves?

I think it's a calling. Like the Goddess . . . or at least A Goddess . . . has, like, put her hand on me, and totally given me this task. And, like, I'm so ready to help. So if you have any questions, just, you know, go ahead and ask. If I'm not here to answer right away, one of my cats is usually sleeping the keyboard and they'll totally tell me if your question is important and needs answering super quick.

Then when someone asks, you say "I don't have time to teach neophytes.  Go read up on the sacred texts."
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 08:24:12 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 08:12:59 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 08:05:32 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 07:59:02 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 07:57:12 PM
I was Cleopatra in a past life. It was very traumatic, which is why I have so many cats now. They are my totem and my spirit guide. When I pet one, I see visions of my former existences and we exchange prana. It's very powerful and fulfilling. It's helping me in my penance for all the horrible, slutty things I did when I was the Queen of the Nile.

I was a hod-carrier.  Like 30 times.  I am the statistically-normal reincarnation.

Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant.

Apparently, I was an animal until this life. Yep. A reliable source says my deep-seated hatred for humanity comes from the fact that I was a dog or a bird or a baby seal in every previous life, aeons back until this time. When apparently I fucked up being a vole so bad, I was made a human because how hard could that be?

Pheasant, Pheasant, Pheasant, Pheasant, Pheasant, Pheasant, Pheasant, Pheasant, Pheasant

:lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 08:25:35 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 08:19:01 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 08:16:01 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 30, 2013, 08:08:28 PM
CPD HAS POWERFUL SPIRIT GUIDES. THEY TELL HER EVERYTHING.

:hosrie: :pika: :hosrie: :awesome: :pika: :hosrie: :pika:

I could teach you, you know. It's really not that hard. It mean, I have a certain natural talent for this sort of thing, you know. A long family history of authentic paganism and all that. But I'm totally willing to share what I know. I mean, like, that's really what this is all about, right? Like, sharing and being one with the people and totally helping the less wake people, like, wake up and, you know, really KNOW themselves?

I think it's a calling. Like the Goddess . . . or at least A Goddess . . . has, like, put her hand on me, and totally given me this task. And, like, I'm so ready to help. So if you have any questions, just, you know, go ahead and ask. If I'm not here to answer right away, one of my cats is usually sleeping the keyboard and they'll totally tell me if your question is important and needs answering super quick.

Then when someone asks, you say "I don't have time to teach neophytes.  Go read up on the sacred texts."

Well . . . I mean if it isn't an important question . . .
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 30, 2013, 08:53:20 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 08:16:01 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 30, 2013, 08:08:28 PM
CPD HAS POWERFUL SPIRIT GUIDES. THEY TELL HER EVERYTHING.

:hosrie: :pika: :hosrie: :awesome: :pika: :hosrie: :pika:

I could teach you, you know. It's really not that hard. It mean, I have a certain natural talent for this sort of thing, you know. A long family history of authentic paganism and all that. But I'm totally willing to share what I know. I mean, like, that's really what this is all about, right? Like, sharing and being one with the people and totally helping the less wake people, like, wake up and, you know, really KNOW themselves?

I think it's a calling. Like the Goddess . . . or at least A Goddess . . . has, like, put her hand on me, and totally given me this task. And, like, I'm so ready to help. So if you have any questions, just, you know, go ahead and ask. If I'm not here to answer right away, one of my cats is usually sleeping the keyboard and they'll totally tell me if your question is important and needs answering super quick.

You need a YOUTUBE CHANNEL and a FACEBOOK PAGE and a BOOK and a WEBSITE WHERE YOU SELL YOUR TEACHINGS.

I suggest:

LESSON 1: Breathe $250
LESSON 2: Shit you make up is real $250
LESSON 3: Facts are lies $250
LESSON 4: People who point out mistakes are MEAN and RUDE $250
LESSON 5: How to glue glitter on your cards $250
LESSON 6: Cultural appropriation is GOOD: How to steal from various groups without actually learning anything $250
LESSON 7: People of color are Gypsy scam artists $250
LESSON 8: The Look: Disguising elbow flaps with kaftans and shawls
LESSON 9: Make and sell oracle cards like this!

(http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/7596/5ub9.jpg)

$250

LESSON 10: Crying to admins $250
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 30, 2013, 09:00:34 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 30, 2013, 06:30:58 PM
Well SOMEBODY needs to DIAF for doing this. http://creemmag.com/

I don't understand it, at all. Whaaaat?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 30, 2013, 09:05:37 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 07:50:30 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on December 30, 2013, 07:49:23 PM
Making Gumbo for dinner.

Bastard.

DOUR,
Can't have no fucking gumbo.

I make a killer totally healthful gumbo. In fact, gumbo can be crazy good for you if you just leave out the sausage; it's essentially nothing but fish and vegetables. Serve it over brown rice and bam, you're a health-freak's wet dream.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 30, 2013, 09:07:01 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 07:55:09 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 07:50:10 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 30, 2013, 07:48:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 06:36:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 30, 2013, 06:32:23 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 05:37:44 PM
Board is empty again today.  Except for Obadai Grallspex or whatever his name is, and LuciferX explaining why woo > physics, etc.

So I'm going to go find something offline to do.

Sorry.  Lunch with Mrs LMNO, and then I had to revisit some of the LessWrong quantum physics sequence, because of that damn science fiction thread.

No worries.  I assume you're busy during the day, these days.  Cain's got shit on his plate, and Nigel is busier than hell.

Everyone else, though, has fucked off to Facebook to share and Like, because they care.  Most people won't bother to share or repost, you know.  It's a well-known fact.

I checked in here briefly, then I fucked off to facebook to make sure one of my groups wasn't getting infested with INTUITIVE PAGAN, then I came back.

Bring the "intuitive pagans" here.   :lulz:

I've never heard that term, but I already know what it means:  Even the ridiculous forms of neo-paganism thrown off in favor of flat-out, unadorned wish-fulfillment fantasy.

Please yes do. I am ever so interested in hearing what enlightenment my intuitive brothers and sisters bring to the butcher table. Oh my yes.

This just in : My newer-than-new boss just fired 2/3 rds of the staff.  :lulz: :horrormirth: :lulz: :horrormirth: I am closing forever. Hehehehe. HAHAHAHAA.

Your place of work is an ongoing trainwreck that never fails to amaze.

Did they at least get rid of that one shitty, lazy coworker who lies? Or is she long gone?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 30, 2013, 09:08:56 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 07:59:02 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 07:57:12 PM
I was Cleopatra in a past life. It was very traumatic, which is why I have so many cats now. They are my totem and my spirit guide. When I pet one, I see visions of my former existences and we exchange prana. It's very powerful and fulfilling. It's helping me in my penance for all the horrible, slutty things I did when I was the Queen of the Nile.

I was a hod-carrier.  Like 30 times.  I am the statistically-normal reincarnation.

Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant.

I died in infancy or early childhood pretty much every time for the last 3800 years, until vaccines were invented. So I've been recycled reincarnated roughly 2000 times. Beat that, suckas.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 30, 2013, 09:16:10 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 30, 2013, 09:00:34 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 30, 2013, 06:30:58 PM
Well SOMEBODY needs to DIAF for doing this. http://creemmag.com/

I don't understand it, at all. Whaaaat?

Don't mind me. I'm old enough to remember Lester Bangs. It was a good mag, once.
And I don't understand either.  :x
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 30, 2013, 09:17:58 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 04:50:51 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on December 28, 2013, 10:30:55 PM
The internet connection at my house finally reached my own computer! HUzzah!

In other news, I joined a powerlifting gym, the norwegian powerlifting association and I got a curl bar for christmas. But not a single book. This is weird.

This is causing me to become moist.

Missed this.

Nigel,your very existence makes me moist.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 30, 2013, 09:18:25 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 30, 2013, 09:08:56 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 07:59:02 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 07:57:12 PM
I was Cleopatra in a past life. It was very traumatic, which is why I have so many cats now. They are my totem and my spirit guide. When I pet one, I see visions of my former existences and we exchange prana. It's very powerful and fulfilling. It's helping me in my penance for all the horrible, slutty things I did when I was the Queen of the Nile.

I was a hod-carrier.  Like 30 times.  I am the statistically-normal reincarnation.

Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant.

I died in infancy or early childhood pretty much every time for the last 3800 years, until vaccines were invented. So I've been recycled reincarnated roughly 2000 times. Beat that, suckas.

ABORTED SINCE ATLANTIS.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 30, 2013, 09:19:22 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 30, 2013, 09:18:25 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 30, 2013, 09:08:56 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 07:59:02 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 07:57:12 PM
I was Cleopatra in a past life. It was very traumatic, which is why I have so many cats now. They are my totem and my spirit guide. When I pet one, I see visions of my former existences and we exchange prana. It's very powerful and fulfilling. It's helping me in my penance for all the horrible, slutty things I did when I was the Queen of the Nile.

I was a hod-carrier.  Like 30 times.  I am the statistically-normal reincarnation.

Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant.

I died in infancy or early childhood pretty much every time for the last 3800 years, until vaccines were invented. So I've been recycled reincarnated roughly 2000 times. Beat that, suckas.

ABORTED SINCE ATLANTIS.  :lulz:

:spittake:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 30, 2013, 09:20:24 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 30, 2013, 09:18:25 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 30, 2013, 09:08:56 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 07:59:02 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 07:57:12 PM
I was Cleopatra in a past life. It was very traumatic, which is why I have so many cats now. They are my totem and my spirit guide. When I pet one, I see visions of my former existences and we exchange prana. It's very powerful and fulfilling. It's helping me in my penance for all the horrible, slutty things I did when I was the Queen of the Nile.

I was a hod-carrier.  Like 30 times.  I am the statistically-normal reincarnation.

Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant.

I died in infancy or early childhood pretty much every time for the last 3800 years, until vaccines were invented. So I've been recycled reincarnated roughly 2000 times. Beat that, suckas.

ABORTED SINCE ATLANTIS.  :lulz:

:lulz:  :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 30, 2013, 09:45:29 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on December 30, 2013, 09:17:58 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 04:50:51 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on December 28, 2013, 10:30:55 PM
The internet connection at my house finally reached my own computer! HUzzah!

In other news, I joined a powerlifting gym, the norwegian powerlifting association and I got a curl bar for christmas. But not a single book. This is weird.

This is causing me to become moist.

Missed this.

Nigel,your very existence makes me moist.

:D
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 30, 2013, 09:45:52 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 30, 2013, 09:18:25 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 30, 2013, 09:08:56 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 07:59:02 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 07:57:12 PM
I was Cleopatra in a past life. It was very traumatic, which is why I have so many cats now. They are my totem and my spirit guide. When I pet one, I see visions of my former existences and we exchange prana. It's very powerful and fulfilling. It's helping me in my penance for all the horrible, slutty things I did when I was the Queen of the Nile.

I was a hod-carrier.  Like 30 times.  I am the statistically-normal reincarnation.

Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant.

I died in infancy or early childhood pretty much every time for the last 3800 years, until vaccines were invented. So I've been recycled reincarnated roughly 2000 times. Beat that, suckas.

ABORTED SINCE ATLANTIS.  :lulz:

:mittens:  :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 30, 2013, 09:56:33 PM
Stella wins /thread
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 30, 2013, 10:04:18 PM
Stella?  Are all you broads broads?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 30, 2013, 10:08:05 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 30, 2013, 10:04:18 PM
Stella?  Are all you broads broads?

Just me, Stella, and Roger.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 30, 2013, 10:09:16 PM
I'm a Lesbian.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 30, 2013, 10:10:38 PM
OK so like I won't  hit on you in a drunken stupor OK?
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 30, 2013, 10:08:05 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 30, 2013, 10:04:18 PM
Stella?  Are all you broads broads?

Just me, Stella, and Roger.
That's like all the regular posters almost.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 30, 2013, 10:13:08 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 30, 2013, 10:10:38 PM
OK so like I won't  hit on you in a drunken stupor OK?
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 30, 2013, 10:08:05 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 30, 2013, 10:04:18 PM
Stella?  Are all you broads broads?

Just me, Stella, and Roger.
That's like all the regular posters almost.

Pretty much. Look out for LMNO though, she's kind of a beast.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 30, 2013, 10:23:24 PM
I am a pretty princess.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 30, 2013, 10:25:25 PM
Look, I'm no hound dog...but I should like to know if I am surrounded by lady-folk.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2013, 10:27:54 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 30, 2013, 10:25:25 PM
Look, I'm no hound dog...but I should like to know if I am surrounded by lady-folk.

I am an angry Black woman.

And a beautiful fairy princess.  I have proof of this on Youtube.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 30, 2013, 10:29:39 PM
Oh, baby call me master!  :fap:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 10:46:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 30, 2013, 09:07:01 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 07:55:09 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 07:50:10 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 30, 2013, 07:48:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 06:36:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 30, 2013, 06:32:23 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 05:37:44 PM
Board is empty again today.  Except for Obadai Grallspex or whatever his name is, and LuciferX explaining why woo > physics, etc.

So I'm going to go find something offline to do.

Sorry.  Lunch with Mrs LMNO, and then I had to revisit some of the LessWrong quantum physics sequence, because of that damn science fiction thread.

No worries.  I assume you're busy during the day, these days.  Cain's got shit on his plate, and Nigel is busier than hell.

Everyone else, though, has fucked off to Facebook to share and Like, because they care.  Most people won't bother to share or repost, you know.  It's a well-known fact.

I checked in here briefly, then I fucked off to facebook to make sure one of my groups wasn't getting infested with INTUITIVE PAGAN, then I came back.

Bring the "intuitive pagans" here.   :lulz:

I've never heard that term, but I already know what it means:  Even the ridiculous forms of neo-paganism thrown off in favor of flat-out, unadorned wish-fulfillment fantasy.

Please yes do. I am ever so interested in hearing what enlightenment my intuitive brothers and sisters bring to the butcher table. Oh my yes.

This just in : My newer-than-new boss just fired 2/3 rds of the staff.  :lulz: :horrormirth: :lulz: :horrormirth: I am closing forever. Hehehehe. HAHAHAHAA.

Your place of work is an ongoing trainwreck that never fails to amaze.

Did they at least get rid of that one shitty, lazy coworker who lies? Or is she long gone?

That was the last manager. She quit. The new-new manager is firing pretty much everyone else. Except me and one other guy. Problem? Hasn't hired anyone. :P
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 10:49:10 PM
I am a 17-year-old gay male person (hate being called boy, I'm a man, god damn it) living in the South USoA. I am also a pretty pretty princess.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 30, 2013, 10:50:59 PM
Are you a fan of the Drive-by Truckers or did you just filch their name?
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: LMNO on December 30, 2013, 11:40:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 30, 2013, 10:13:08 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 30, 2013, 10:10:38 PM
OK so like I won't  hit on you in a drunken stupor OK?
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 30, 2013, 10:08:05 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 30, 2013, 10:04:18 PM
Stella?  Are all you broads broads?

Just me, Stella, and Roger.
That's like all the regular posters almost.

Pretty much. Look out for LMNO though, she's kind of a beast.

You're just jealous that after all this time, I still get modeling gigs for Fredrick's.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 31, 2013, 12:11:46 AM
This pretty princess has made some new music with the new guy in the band.

What do y'allses think? https://soundcloud.com/fabian-schmidt-10/no-cure
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Freeky on December 31, 2013, 01:29:04 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 30, 2013, 11:40:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 30, 2013, 10:13:08 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 30, 2013, 10:10:38 PM
OK so like I won't  hit on you in a drunken stupor OK?
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 30, 2013, 10:08:05 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 30, 2013, 10:04:18 PM
Stella?  Are all you broads broads?

Just me, Stella, and Roger.
That's like all the regular posters almost.

Pretty much. Look out for LMNO though, she's kind of a beast.

You're just jealous that after all this time, I still get modeling gigs for Fredrick's.

:aaa: :1fap:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2013, 02:25:42 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 30, 2013, 11:40:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 30, 2013, 10:13:08 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 30, 2013, 10:10:38 PM
OK so like I won't  hit on you in a drunken stupor OK?
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 30, 2013, 10:08:05 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 30, 2013, 10:04:18 PM
Stella?  Are all you broads broads?

Just me, Stella, and Roger.
That's like all the regular posters almost.

Pretty much. Look out for LMNO though, she's kind of a beast.

You're just jealous that after all this time, I still get modeling gigs for Fredrick's.

Fact.  LMNO does his little turn on the catwalk.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2013, 02:30:41 AM
I FEEL WISDOMâ„¢ COMING ON.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2013, 02:31:05 AM
NOTHING IS AS BAD AS IT SEEMS.

BUT YOU'RE STILL FUCKED.
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Da6s on December 31, 2013, 02:47:21 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 10:49:10 PM
I am a 17-year-old gay male person (hate being called boy, I'm a man, god damn it) living in the South USoA. I am also a pretty pretty princess.


Define "in the South".
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Telarus on December 31, 2013, 02:50:51 AM
A court has rejected a 60-year-old man's attempt to invoke the ancient right to trial by combat, rather than pay a £25 fine for a minor motoring offence.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1416262/Court-refuses-trial-by-combat.html

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 31, 2013, 04:27:07 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 04:54:25 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:33:00 AM
Am I an alcoholic? I drink like a half gallon of gin every 3 days.

Dear god.

OK, so I am not an expert, but at the very least, that amount of alcohol will make you fat.

Also, gin.

Twid,
likes gin, but not that much.