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Crammed it into your greasy maw and liked it? Wipe that shit off your chin and post about it here. NO MARMITE. NO SOUS VIDE.

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Tonights menu

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ITT SUU IS YOUR BARTENDER.

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The Fat Eris Cook book

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BMW's Perfect Potato Soup

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Things you can waffle

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Coffee.

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Perfect home made hash browns

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Household Anarchy

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I now have a 12 qt. slow cooker

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Fucking tomato ban...

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Eggplant halp plz.

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HAY! How you make that drank?

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Peppery Chicken Boobs

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